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therrion-jof · 9 months

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Dudle

I just couldn't get over this fucking cute picture.

and then so..

vampire!jaskier ModernAU? Whatever it is! 😁

#joey batey #jaskier fanart #netflix the witcher #jaskier #vampire!jaskier #T-art

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sandinthepipes · 5 days

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I am here once again to remind you of the potential vampire Jaskier has.

Little fragile and mortal human Jaskier, used to rely on others for safety is suddenly given incredible powers with which he could rival Gerald if he wanted to. He was given the ability to say enough without fearing for his life.

#I've read every vampire jaskier fic under the sun and they're all fantastic #BUT NOBODY HAS EVER MANAGED TO CATCH THE SPECIFIC FLAVOUR I'M LOOKING FOR #for context the flavour I'm looking for is unfulfilled bitter revenge with subsequent reconciliation #is this the thing that breaks me and makes me write my first fic?#probably not #i can give you all the fanart in the world but me brain stupid i cannot word #jaskier #vampire!jaskier #geralt #the witcher #fic prompt

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yolki-palki · 1 year

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Now I could've sworn that I posted this? But now I can't find it so maybe I'm just losing my mind.

Behold, the redraw of the unsalvageable corrupted file of a kiss prompt request from my beloved @crushcandles . Done for #17. Was going for a Bilibin-esque Russian nouveau style.

Geralt takes a contract on a vampire and things get wildly out of control. It's vampire!Jaskier and Geralt meet-dirty. 🤤 I tell myself stories as I draw, sometimes get caught up on a line of dialogue or a song as I go for this one oddly enough was some Dirt Poor Robins and this line:

"Oh, how quickly you forget what I am."

#yolki-palki #promptorinos #the witcher #jaskier #vampire!jaskier #higher vampire! jaskier #geraskier #witcher fan art #🍋 🕯️

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arcaneviolence · 2 years

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various vampire jaskiers

#geralt #geralt of rivia #the witcher #jaskier #nonhuman!jaskier #vampire!jaskier #geraskier

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dancingwiththefae · 2 years

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New Beginnings, Old Friends - Chapter 4

Part 2 of my vampire!Jaskier series - Part 1 here

A/N: chapter update? Chapter update!

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Geralt/Jaskier

Tags: Higher Vampire Jaskier | Dandelion, Blood, Blood Drinking, Addiction, Miscommunication, Frottage, Mild Angst, Jealousy

Summary:

“I’m writing to an old friend, “ he announced, setting the quill down, “someone who can help us- me- I think. If there’s one person who has an answer for anything, it’s him.” Geralt considered it for a moment. “Another vampire?” he asked. Jaskier nodded. “Is that…okay?” ----------------- Geralt and Jaskier try to manage their new relationship, Jaskier's recovery from his blood addiction, and call upon an old friend to help.

#geraskier #the witcher #the witcher fanfiction #geralt x jaskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #vampire!jaskier #geraskier fanfiction

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threefandomsinatrenchcoat · 7 months

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Jaskier is a vampire who doesn't want to kill humans so he goes for Geralt as he knows the witcher would survive and heal well

Geralt is a witcher being followed by a fledgeling vampire and very exasperated but unwilling to kill the man for trying to be good

What follows are a lot of fun adventures, Jaskier constantly trying to have a little nibble, Geralt pushing him away like he's Roach looking for a treat in his pockets, friendship, music, and confused other witchers who are unsure why Geralt hasn't gotten rid of the vampire in some way, yet. (Because Geralt is NOT AT ALL fond of his little bat, clearly.)

#writing inspiration #writing prompt #the witcher #geraskier #geralt of rivia #geralt x jaskier #geralt z rivii #geralt of rivera #jaskier #non human jaskier #vampire jaskier #vampires

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perseruna · 4 months

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WOOHOO!!!

last day to get some prints from my st0re before it closes up for a good couple of months <3!!

sending them all out tomorrow 🫶❤️

#shop update #the witcher #jaskier #yennskier #yenskier #yennefer of vengerberg #interview with the vampire #loustat #iwtv #the rings of power #haladriel

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ghostlylicious · 2 months

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im going to post a lil sketch i did of jaskier and priscilla on valentines instead of finishing the serious valentines piece 🤭💥

im obsessed with their hats

#dandelion you don't deserve this absolute goddess #i read a theory that priscilla may be a higher vampire and i lowkey like that like omg #there would be more layers in their ship 😍😍😍#anyways #the witcher #the witcher 3 wild hunt #dandelion witcher #jaskier #priscilla the witcher #art #fanart #the witcher fanart #digital art #dandelion x priscilla #priscilla x dandelion

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jay-arts-t · 1 year

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Modern AU

Jaskier: can I come cuddle?

Geralt: yeah of course.

Jaskier: Lemmie innnnn

Geralt: I love how you ask to come in as if you’re some vampire.

Jaskier: ……………….n-noooooo

Geralt: oh have I revealed your secret Mr Higher Vampire Man?

Jaskier: mmmmmmmmmm

Geralt: Oh no he’s a microwave that’s why he can’t come in. What an enlightening moment.

Jaskier: can I come in now?

Geralt: YES DEAR GODS

#shut up I didn’t realize the original one was fucked up #the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #geraskier #genuine things me and my beloved have said #incorrect witcher quotes #gerlion #dandelion #higher vampire #higher vampire Jaskier

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bardcore-jaskier · 1 year

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♡My immortal Jaskier headcanons♡

So here are my headcanons, because I refuse to believe that our ball of sunshine has an expiration date...

So, I know Lauren said that Jaskier not aging in the show was just a filming mistake, something they simply forgot to do and on a completely logical level I am fully aware that in canon Jaskier is completely human, 100%. And I also know that they're not gonna change it, no matter how much some of us may wish they did (Although why not? They already strayed so far from the books and made so many changes, might as well go the extra mile)

Realistic-ish headcanons:

- Jaskier is part elf, perhaps quarter elf like Yennefer, it is an entirely justifiable headcanon, theoretically, Jaskier's human father could have married a half elf commoner woman (who may or may not have had the pointy tips on her ears cut off with a knife to avoid human prejudice)

- Jaskier has a fae ancestor, somewhere many many generations back in his ancestry, so his entire family is suspiciously long lived but nobody cares because Lettenhove isn't politically important and therefore doesn't catch the attention of the prejudiced Nobles farther up the royal court chain.

- Jaskier unintentionally drinks the same elixir mages/sorcerers drink to prolong their life. I read that chaos wielders don't have naturally long lifespans, they semi-regularly drink an elixir with mandrake roots in it to slow the aging process. According to Witcher Wiki, you can only buy mandrake root in Lindenvale and my headcanon is that Jaskier experiments with many different tea blends to see which one is more effective for soothing his throat after singing. So at the age of 29-30, he wanders into Lindenvale and buys some dried mandrake to make a tea, after one sip he felt more rejuvenated than ever and since that day, mandrake root tea has become his number one go-to, he drinks it as often as he can.

More fanfic centric, less canon possible headcanons:

- Jaskier is a Dryad. (Yayyy trans Jaskier headcanon) Since Lettenhove is so tiny, it isn't even on the Witcher continent map, but a simple Google search says that it is Located somewhere in Kerack. Kerack borders with Brokilon, so it's kind of a nifty little loophole for fanfic writers to use and place Lettenhove somewhere near the forests where Dryads live.

And while most Dryads treat any man that enters their realm as a mere sperm donor, Witcher Wiki does also mention that some Dryads can form emotional relationships and fall in love with humans and/or elves, but in the end, all Dryad born offspring is AFAB. So imagine this, Jaskier's father falls in love with a Dryad, she falls in love with him, they have Jaskier, Jaskier notices early on that he feels like a boy and his rich Viscount father hires a mage to help Jaskier transition early.

- Jaskier is a higher vampire, higher vampires are a HIGHLY secretive society, even in canon, part of the reason why even Witchers have so little information about them is because they prefer to hide in plain sight and are ridiculously good at it. Jaskier doesn't age, has no self-preservation instincts, doesn't buy a horse and yet still keeps up with Geralt on foot for 20 years. Jaskier's personality isn't fake, he doesn't act like someone else, it's all him, but his clumsiness is a little bit of an act, he also purposefully avoids physical fights, it comes across as fear of getting hurt but in reality it's because he's afraid of appearing too strong and exposing himself. Lettenhove doesn't appear on maps, because it doesn't exist legally, it's just a castle hidden in the woods, a safe place for higher vampires, kinda like Kaer Morhen is for Witchers, Jaskier's parents just happen to be the ones who run it.

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shy-urban-hobbit · 10 months

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Jaskier: Ciri's taken to teasing the less fortunate?

Geralt: Uh-huh.

Jaskier: And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?

Geralt: Yes.

Jaskier: And, well, otherwise all her spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles. *side eyes Lambert*

Geralt: It's bad, isn't it?

Jaskier: It's devastating. She's turned into a teenaged girl. Course, you'll have to kill her.

#The witcher #the witcher incorrect quotes #source: buffy the vampire slayer #witcher geralt #geralt #geralt of rivia #witcher jaskier #jaskier #And then the deathless mother happened

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sandinthepipes · 1 year

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Ao3 you either give me a filtering system in my history, or an option to get the history page to be infinite scrolling, because I need to find that one fic I read between February and March of last year

#i need the toothrot #and i know that one fic had it just right #but i was dumb and I didn't bookmark it #it was a vampire!jaskier geraskier and i remember it had 5 or 6 digits word count #please help me find it #i remember the got together happened relatively early in the fic and the smut came with it #i am desperate begging on my knees #geraskier #the witcher #ao3 #ao3 stuff #fic #fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #inthepipes

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yolki-palki · 1 year

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