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bleach-your-panties · 3 months
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OH BET! For the smut prompt game and because of reasons, what about Amajiki and “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”
Thank you for this request, anon-chan!
Prompts here and here. 18+ MDNI.
A shiver ran through your overstimulated body at the feeling of Tamaki’s sharp nose poking at your jugular.
His arms held a tight grip around your waist while his canines grazed over your collarbones.
Your sweat-slickened bodies were so close together, warm and sticky from your multiple combined orgasms.
Pussy spasming around his long, slender cock that was still shoved deep inside of you, already hardening again just from tasting your flesh against his hungry tongue.
“T-Tama..babe..” You tried to wedge yourself out of his hold, but Tamaki was having none of that. He only gripped you tighter and began bouncing you along his cock once again.
You threw your head back against his shoulder with a loud moan and fisted a thick clump of his dark blue locks in your hand.
That only made him whimper and moan louder than you had. He loved when you were rough with him.
One muscular arm loosened from your waist only for two slender fingers to slide down your belly towards your pulsating button.
“So wet for me, bunny. You're such a good, slutty girl. Cumming over my cock and fingers so many times, making a mess of our bed.” 
He circled those expert fingers around your clit in a face-paced circle motion while thrusting harder, making your thighs slap against his. It was so loud, hot, and downright erotic.
“Oh, Tamaki, fuck!” 
He angled his dick right against your spot and before you knew it you were gushing over him again, your eyes seeing nothing but a blanket of black as you slumped down against his chest.
His dick slipped out of your hole and plopped against your thigh with a wet squilch. Tamaki had been stuffing you full for the past two hours at the very least. You didn't even know how you were still conscious at this point.
“Tama…we’ve been at it like rabbits! How are you still horny?!” 
The indigo-eyed male’s cheeks flushed crimson along with the rest of his normally pale, milky skin. 
In apology, he began peppering soft, wet pecks across the expanse of your neck and shoulders.
“P-probably because of the rabbit meat s-stew that you made for dinner…” 
Your pupils blew wide at the realization.
“Oh…oh…You're right…”
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gent-illmatic · 10 months
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💧Custom 2023 Bentley Bentayga ☔️
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blackswaneuroparedux · 10 months
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Quicumque amisit dignitatem pristinam, ignavis etiam iocus est in casu gravi.
- Phaedrus
Whoever has lost his ancient dignity Is a joke to baser men in the midst of grave mistake.
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shopwitchvamp · 2 months
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New bio just dropped-
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Main highlights with added info:
-A reminder to please email us if you've got order questions or need help. Social media DMs aren't reliable and also make it much harder to connect you to your order, etc. Plus my bf is just way better at customer service than me lol, so if you email us things will get handled 1000x faster!!
-Anon asks have been disabled. End of an era, truly. But anon hate these days is so boring and uncreative anyway so what's the point. If you want to send an ask and not have it posted publically, just let me know if the ask. (But in that case, once again, it's probably a situation where you're better off emailing us rather than sending an ask that Tumblr may or may not eat depending on how hungry it is that day)
-Also I finally put into our tumblr bio that yes we are still just a 2-person business. I hear tell that my shop makes us appear to be a much bigger operation than we actually are (btw thank you so much for thinking things are too polished to possibly be a tiny business run by 2 people and a middle-manager dog out of an apartment), but please keep that in mind when it comes to what we're able to handle, how quickly we can expand/add products, things often being out of stock, etc etc.
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t4tav · 2 months
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When I worked at Wendys I made a baldurs gate au where they all worked in fast food because I'm fun and normal and this was my go at translating the netherese orb since stressing Gale out aggrevates it :)
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gideonisms · 2 months
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reading convenience store woman and this woman's internal experience of the world makes total sense. They should make more strange and off-putting women (complimentary) to work entry level jobs for years. we can manifest some more if we all work together
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martina-electro · 5 months
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i like how amaterasu is this huge company with futuristic tech. most of the peacekeepers have lightsaber police batons and semi-automatic sci-fi rifles.
and then martina is just here with a customized luger??? a wwi/wwii gun that they stopped making in the early 1940s??? can i. can i diagnose her with gun enthusiast. might be fun
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quartzitess · 4 months
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Doodle page! Woohoooo !!
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Two appearing in the short gave me life. I love my strange British number.
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20dollarlolita · 1 year
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A customer comes up to me with a wide roll of Floriani Wet n' Gone Tacky embroidery stabilizer.
Customer: "Is this really $76?" Me: "Unfortunately, yes." Customer: "I can get some offbrand stuff on Amazon for $45 for twice as much!" Me, who has made that decision before: "I did that, actually. I got some offbrand stuff for $45, and I can't use it. There's three big problems with it." Customer: "What are they?" Me: "Well, first one is that it's not tacky, so I have to still baste it down anyway. The second one is that when you get it wet, it doesn't n'gone."
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rohirric-hunter · 7 months
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Me: Okay, Google, "coin machine near me" Google: Convert your coins to cash at a Coinstar machine! Me: Okay, Google, "quarter machine near me" Google: How to convert your coins to cash at a Coinstar machine and avoid the fee! Me: Okay, Google, "cash to coin machine near me" Google: How to get rid of your quarters and get cash with real value for your wallet!
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bleach-your-panties · 4 months
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#3 of the six sexy word prompts with Amajiki, please?
Only because you said please- 🫢
Minors, go away. Only click 'keep reading' if you consent to reading some nasty, freaky shit.
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“Keep looking, Tama. Please baby, look at how pretty you look.”
You breathed hot puffs of air against Tamaki’s already sweaty neck. 
The shy hero whined against your neck, still absolutely refusing to look into the mirror situated right in front of your shared bed.
Tamaki couldn't bear to look lest he make a complete fool of himself and shoot off inside of you just at the image of you squatting over his dick.
“I can't…I can't, bunny, please…ahh!”
You grabbed a handful of his dark, indigo hair and jerked his head up. With the same hand, you laid a quick slap across his cheek before pressing your lips to it.
“I said to look, Tamaki.”
Shakily, deep midnight blue eyes  flickered up to the mirror and you could feel Tamaki’s dick pulsate inside of you.
“See how good you look filling me up, baby? I love you so much, Tamaki.”
With a soft moan, he sighed and brought his strong arms around your waist to get a better hold to bounce you up and down on him.
“Oh fuck, Tama, right there!” You gripped his left bicep but he tossed your arm off.
A surprised squeak escaped your lips, not expecting for Tamaki to suddenly  grab you behind the neck and manhandle you over the edge of the bed.
You heard some wet, squishy sounds before feeling several slimy, muscular appendages tighten around your waist and hoist you up onto your knees.
Cheeks lit aflame with embarrassment, you tried to hold your head down but four pale fingers and a thumb gripped your jaw.
“Now, now, that’s not fair, bunny…you said to look, remember?”
You did as your lover asked and brought your own e/c eyes to meet his in the mirror.
“Good girl. Now stay still while I wreck all of your little bratty holes…” 
A scream echoed around the room as Tamaki transformed both his fingers and tongue into multiple, slithering, maroon tendrils.
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ʳᵉᵇˡᵒᵍˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵉᶜⁱᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ🫶🏽
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shungieshrieks · 8 months
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The Dosric Siblings, AKA my two Tavs I'm gonna play with at launch:
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thatumbrellaoni · 16 days
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Im fucking stoked!! priroll is rereleasing the christmas 2022 ygo sweets! I can finally have this bakubaku!!! a miracle 🛐🛐🛐
Id like to think I had a hand in this 😤 I agonized over the fact that I missed out on them, so I sent priroll an email at the beginning of January requesting for a rerelease of the bakuras.
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this was their reply.
basically, they need to acquire permission due to licensing. understandable.
"We will share your feedback within the company for future reference."
😭😭😭💕💕💕 priroll. I owe you my life. which is why you can take all my money now.
look at them!! look!!!!!
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truly, they make me tender 🤭🤭🤭
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somecunttookmyurl · 6 months
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people just consistently have no concept of what goes into the art they see! like I follow a lot of artists whose jewelry is more in line with your description of what goes into your blankets than your earrings in terms of materials and time (I'm talking like painstakingly hand-beaded earrings with antique beads and precious metal findings, backed with hide that they smoked themselves) and they also get people commenting on their prices being too high :(((
yuuup
i mean time-wise it still wouldn't be that much longer. i also hand-bead details on some earrings and stuff it's still not like... a massively time consuming process or anything. blankets take 100+ hours. this choker took me 30 minutes. the necklace only a little longer, despite all the bead connecting going on there
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but the materials cost of using. well. high quality materials is what gets you
there's a reason i use metal alloys and glass beads instead of sterling silver and real stone beads, and that reason is "i do not want to pay for sterling silver and real stones that shit is expensive"
(smoking hides also probably takes longer? although i feel like most of that process would be "waiting")
which is again a double sided issue of "undercharging for precious metals/stones/beads" and "overcharging for metal alloy and plastic" that made a clusterfuck baby somewhere in the middle
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orcelito · 2 months
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Opening the local bubble tea store absolutely livid and shaking in rage and upset bc my bitch ass boss is too concerned about us sitting on the job to order the tea bags I requested Two Fucking Weeks Ago (it only takes like 4 or 5 days to ship) and so we're out and I had to hand wash the 1 reusable bag to make black tea and I have to strain the free floating tea leaves from the cold brew and I just KNOWWWW he's going to have something more to bitch about because he always does
Last straw on the camel's back, etc etc, I want to put in my two weeks notice by the end of this week. That's a goal for myself.
#speculation nation#i currently dont have a job lined up but im going to start applying Today#because i cant take this anymore. i cant fucking take this anymore.#i feel like im about to shatter from the strain of hos chokehold#8 years total under his thumb and for What? he doesnt appreciate me. he doesnt value me.#he's an asshole this place sucks and it makes me so sad because i really do care about the people here#but i cant. i cant fucking do it anymore.#im really glad im alone on shift rn bc ha ha ha. ill put up the mask for customers but i am#genuinely shaking rn. im so upset.#this being after he complained Again about people sitting on the job during the meeting last night like#shut UPPPP I DONT CAAAARE#YOU TRY WORKING WITH CHRONIC PAIN AND FATIGUE AND A JOB THAT DOESNT GIVE GENUINE BREAKS#'oh if you need to take a break then do it but just dont sit down on the job“#WHEN DO YOU THINK I COULD TAKE MY BREAK? IM WORKING ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!+#and when im.not working alone im working with trainees so i still cant leave the store unattended#im sick of him.im so sick of him and im THIIIIIIIIIS close to just breaking down here and now#i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i HATE HIM#negative/#sorry for the vent i just feel like.im about to blow up and everyone's busy so ic cant. vent properly#im not even done opening bc im too busy freaking out and pacing and being angry#and hes gonna watch me sitting here thru the cameras and be like Ho Hum Look at you immediately doing what i said not to#like fucking STOP!!!! WATCHING US!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CREEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#IM SO SICK OF HIM WATCHING US THROUGH THE CAMERAS. HE HAS NO TRUST IN ME DOING MY JOB#0 value for me as a person or employee 0 value for my to this day dedication to this company#i want to send my heel through those front windows. watch them shatter. wreck the whole place#because fuck this place and fuck him#i wontttt bc i dont wanna go to jail lol but the temptation is there. i fucking hate his guts.#im going to put in my 2 weeks by the end of this week. im going to start applying to places Today. just fucking watch me.
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An @ourvaluedcustomers strip sadly not posted on the comic's Tumblr (Blogspot link here).
OVC stopped updating over two years ago, yet so many of those cartoons remain evergreen.
Just look at this common specimen of mansplainer eager to tell us that female "empowerment" is the privilege to dress in a way he considers HOT on a woman... also powers and weapons, I guess.
Yep. That totally means (superhero) comics were ALL about female empowerment all along! No notes.
~Ozzie
Wait did Ed Boon of Mortal Kombat fame walk into this shop?
-wincenworks
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