Something something disembodied voices experiencing horrors :)
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absolutely LOVE the idea of the everlasting trio creating a WTNV-inspired podcast for Amity Park.
They’d all probably use voice modifiers but I think it would be such a fun way for them to de-stress at the start and then as Amity Park becomes more and more ghostly, it becomes so actually relevant that people start randomly finding it in their email inboxes and on their radios.
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My headcannon is that for sexism reasons Vicky Vale who wants to be an investigative journalist and it's absolutly amazing at it has to write gossip/interview celebrities while Jack Ryder who wanted to be a interviewer/gossip writer and would be really good doing it has to do investigative journalism. Both hate it.
Vicky keeps going feral and extremely mean in her interviews to see if getting the company sued or something will let them either follow her wishes (because she is also showing her talent and dedication to getting the scope) or at least end her contract so she can try litteraly anywhere else. Unfortunately the audiences LOVE IT. A lot of them hate her and call her vulture and all the insults for evil gossip reporters but they love the stories. Vicky Vale asked Bruce Wayne if he thinks his parents would be alive if he had a knife on the aniversary of the Waynes murder? Wild. She correctly predicted Jason Todd was alive in his funeral by making mean coments over the close casket? Genius. She told Tim Drake that him coming out as bi was boring? Fascinating. She said "bohoo" when Dick Grayson talked about some hardship in school at age 12? Feral.
Jack Ryder's methods instead are talking about how he will die if he continues doing his job and how he isn't made for all this stressfull live dangerous things like following Grundy in Gotham's cemetery or looking for possible riddler's landmines based on a weird puzzle that is now appearing on the back of all Gotham's childrem ceral boxes or reporting on an active gang war. He hopes people will pity him and the public opinion will be enought for him to finally be able to just do gossip/interview cool people. But people just find him relatable. Forgetting his gas mask when reporting a Scarecrow attack? Who never? Mentioning how much he would preffer to be talking about a guy who has a cool dolphim rescue center instead of trapped in a Joker "comedy show"? Yeah, same. "Ew ew ew I'm a sewer, I hate it, it smells bad, it looks bad, my shoes are dirty, ew" Being in a sewer does smell bad.
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Found Family Tournament Round 1 Part 23 Group 111
Propaganda and further pictures under the cut
EO Trio: Victor Vale, Mitch Turner, Sydney Clarke
Submissions are still open!
Sonic & Tails:
Omg they're so cute!! Sonic is like Tails' big brother, especially when they were younger. They're both there for each other whenever they need each other. They're been confirmed to be brothers by the writers, comics, and other forms of canon media. In the game canon, Tails was the first friend Sonic ever had (from what we can tell). He has called him "bro" or "little bro" many times before. The Sonic fandom has even created a "Wholesome Sonic and Tails Wednesday" (started by @starrjoy on Tumblr)! Tails keeps Sonic in check and Sonic protects Tails with everything he has.
EO Trio:
Sometimes a family is a moral dubious bastard, a falsely accused criminal, and a teenager that can raise the dead
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cutter, elias and kevin meeting would either mean the end of the world or a very fucked up tea party
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A little more refining(and probably some done digitally) before I can color these sketches. But the faces of the Corpo V trio I've talked about off and on.
Left to Right: Vân, Varsha, and Vale.
Vân and Vale are fraternal twins. They are very close, share some tattoos(mirrored), and have neural oscillation synchronizer implants(stylized as horns), but not to the level of Certo and Esquerdo. Very much are still individuals and have tweaks to shut each other out when needed.
Varsha was their boss/mentor for some time when they came into Arasaka(seeing great potential in both), before cutting that leash and letting them fully into the cutthroat world of CounterIntellegence.
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Current character(s) that plague your mind?
Glad you asked Vale.
Currently going through brainrot of:-
Fyodor
Nikolai
Alucard (yes I have regressed ever since the Nocturne announcement)
Oh and Xie Lian, Mu Qing and Feng Xin from tgcf
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3, 33, 34, 71 💓
hiiiiiii vale 💓
3. Any old school favorites (pre-70s)? The Philadelphia Story (1940), His Girl Friday (1940), Yasujiro Ozu's Noriko Trilogy (1949-53), Seven Samurai (1954), Sound of the Mountain (1954), Madchen in Uniform (1957), Apur Sansar (1959), The Housemaid (1960), Summertime 1955, The Night it Rained (1967), Man With a Movie Camera (1929)
33. An overrated movie? Lost in Translation
34. An underrated movie? So many… Off the top of my head: Blue Mountains (1983); Down the River (2004); The Banquet (2006); Wonderful Town (2007); Vampires of Poverty (1977); Viva Erotica (1996); Manta Ray (2018); The Heroic Trio (1993); Miss Hokusai (2015); Die Tomorrow (2017)
71. A move that made you ache for love. In the Mood for Love, obviously. Also, not romantic love, but Everything Everywhere All at Once
movie buff ask game
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MOTÖRMUSIC '81 -- FLYING HIGH ABOVE THE ROCK 'N' ROLL STRATOSPHERE.
PIC INFO. Spotlight on a "road crew" shot of live MOTÖRHEAD (complete with their iconic "Bomber" lighting rig), putting on a hell of a gig at Heavy Metal Holocaust, Port Vale Football Stadium, Stoke-on-Trent, UK, c. August 1981.
Hey, this Motörgig went down in DISCHARGE's hometown of all places (how kool is that?), and I wonder if they were in attendance considering they were on their own UK tour that same summer dubbed the "Apocalypse Punk" UK Tour.
Source: www.pressreader.com/uk/classic-rock/20190528/283059825843608.
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❄️ WOSO FICMAS: Dec. 13 - Alexia Putellas ❄️
Alexia Putellas x Reader ( actor ) | WC: 1190
Dec. 13 prompt - surprise visit after thinking they’d be apart on Christmas
-> all translations from google!
-> woso ficmas masterlist can be found here!
Being an actor was fun, you got to spend hours playing someone new and traveling the world to film or do press. Acting brought you a lot of success throughout your career thus far and it was exciting to see where you would go. The main downfall though was having to spend multiple months on location filming which meant being away from your loved ones.
Sometimes filming continued through the holidays, meaning you might be missing spending Christmas with your girlfriend, Alexia. You and Alexia had met while you were filming a different project in Spain, you had bumped into each other literally at a club. The Barça girls were out celebrating another El Clásico win while you and some cast mates were out celebrating the end of filming. Neither of you were paying attention to where you were walking and ran into each other, spilling the contents of your drink on the midfielder.
You had apologized multiple times with Alexia assuring you each time that it was okay. You had offered her your jacket to cover up the liquid stain showing on her shirt, which she took after asking you to let her get you another drink. This was three years ago and since then the two of you have spent as much time together when your jobs allowed for it. Most of your time was spent in Barcelona since it was easier for you to travel but there were times when Alexia would join you on set for a few days if she could.
It was currently two days before Christmas and filming for your current film was taking longer than expected due to some set malfunctions. These delays kept you from flying to Spain from Australia as you originally planned which hurt both you and Alexia. With the season in full swing, it was hard for either of you to see one another and you were determined to spend some time together during the break Alexia had from club football.
You had been in contact with Alexia’s sister Alba after you told Alexia that you didn’t think you'd be able to leave set for a few days for the holidays. You hated seeing her upset and started forming a plan to surprise her the moment the call ended. You didn’t care if you got in trouble with the producers or director, what were they going to do? Fire you? You were the leading actor in the movie, they couldn’t do that.
It was difficult trying to get a flight on such short notice but after a long flight from Australia, you were waiting for your luggage in Barcelona. The only flight you could find was set to arrive in Spain on Christmas morning so you figured it would be the best Christmas surprise for Alexia. After claiming your bags, you quickly got a cab to take you to Alexia’s place where you knew she would be with her mother and sister.
Standing outside of Alexia’s door, you were eager to see her again, the last time you saw Alexia was after Spain won the World Cup in August. You pulled out your phone to text Alba that you were at the door, not wanting to knock and alert Alexia of your presence just yet.
Y/N:
Hola chica! ¡Estoy aquí! (i’m here!)
Alba:
Vale, ¡dame un minuto! (okay! Give me a minute!)
You stood patiently outside the door, waiting for the younger of the two sisters to answer the door, completely unaware of the conversations happening inside.
“¿A quién le envías mensajes, Alba? (who are you texting, Alba?)” Eli questioned, her youngest daughter too preoccupied with her phone to be a part of the conversation.
“Nadie. Ya vuelvo. (nobody. I’ll be right back.)” Alba responded as she stood up from her place on the couch to make her way to the front door.
Alexia and Eli shared a look as the youngest of the trio left the room, confusion on both of their faces. Alexia picked up her phone, hoping you might have sent her a text but didn’t think too much of it when there was no notification on her phone since you were on the other side of the world, either working or sleeping.
Alba let you in, with whispered greetings and a tight hug as you crossed the threshold. You sat your bags by the door, they could be dealt with later. Alba motioned for you to wait a second before following her, wanting to make some kind of statement before you entered the room.
“¡Hay un regalo más para ti, Ale! (there’s one more gift for you, ale!)” Alba cheered when she rounded the corner.
Alexia looked up from her spot on the couch, raising an eyebrow in confusion at her sister. Her eyes fell on you when you entered the room, they widened in surprise when you locked eyes.
“Sorpresa mi amor (surprise my love),” you mumbled, still not believing you were actually in her home right then.
Alexia didn’t say anything as she got from the couch, moving in your direction and wrapping her arms around your waist. Your arms locked around her neck and you buried your face in her neck, inhaling her familiar scent.
Alba joined her mother as they left the room to give the two of you some space. They could speak to you later after Alexia let you go.
“Te extrañé mucho, y/n (I missed you so much),” Alexia sighed, her arms tightened around you.
“Yo también te extrañé (I missed you too),” you cooed, pulling back slightly to look at her face.
The two of you stood there in silence for a second before you both leaned in. Your lips met in a heated kiss, the months of not seeing each other had been too long without touching each other. Alexia pulled away first when air became an issue though her arms didn’t leave your body.
“¿Pensé que no podías irte? (I thought you couldn’t leave)” the blonde asked, confused about how you were here.
“No me importaba lo que dijeran, volvería a casa sin importar nada. (I didn’t care what they said, I was coming home no matter what)” you sniffled, feeling overwhelmed with being in Alexia’s arms again.
Alexia pulled you into another tight hug, this one shorter than the first. When you both pulled away, Alexia took your hand in hers and led you to the kitchen to greet her mother and sister. Eli pulled you into a hug, one tighter than the one Alexia had given you. The older woman missed having you around, you brought out a different side to her daughter.
You spent the rest of Christmas morning giving the family the gifts you had picked out for them that you thought you wouldn’t be able to give them. When nighttime rolled around, you were thrilled to be able to sleep in the same bed as Alexia, having missed being so domestic with the star midfielder. You cherished your short break, promising that the second you wrapped, you would be on a plane back home to your lover.
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I like and see the appeal of "Dany, Jon, and Young Griff" as the three heads of the dragon/"new Targaryen trio." I can't help but think, however, that people who are reluctant to acknowledge that the real three heads are likely Dany, Jon, and Tyrion, are simply being ableist.
It makes sense that the three heads are Dany, Jon, and Tyrion, centered around Dany (she is Aegon the Conqueror Reborn; this prophecy centers around her, whether you like it or not).
All three have dealt with an undying threat using fire (the Undying, aptly named; a wight; a stone man).
All three have connections to dragons (Dany the strongest connection, one I don't need to elaborate on, hence being the center of the trio; Jon, who wishes for a dragon "or three," who speaks of a dragon warming things up at the Wall; Tyrion, who adores dragons, who yearned for one as a child and even dreamed of them, who is an expert on dragonology).
All three have had concrete, extensive ruling arcs (and not just "for thematic exploration," as some would have it, but as tangible demonstrations of what Westeros needs, and how Westeros could benefit if they were in charge), as Queen of Meereen, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, and (acting) Hand of King Joffrey I Baratheon.
Both Jon and Tyrion show up in Dany's House of the Undying visions; Jon as Dany's third ?* in her bride of fire prophecy, Tyrion as a white lion running through grass. Tyrion similarly hears a prophecy of dragons from Moqorro, a prophecy that likely refers to both Jon and Dany, among other Targaryens, and is said to be a snarling shadow amidst them all. If that doesn't scream Tyrion's importance, especially his future connection to Dany and Jon both, I don't know what does.
All three are the third child of their parents, whose mothers died in childbirth, and all three have some kind of rivalry with an elder sibling (though Jon's relationship with Robb is the healthiest and most loving). All three also look up to their eldest brothers. All three had a negative relationship with an authority figure while growing up: Viserys, Catelyn, and Tywin (and for Cat haters, no I am not comparing Cat to Vis and Tywin, except to demonstrate the similarities in thinking and emotional state between the three).
All three suffer a formative betrayal that leads to a physical or metaphysical rebirth, taking place over ASOS to ADWD.
All three know what it's like to starve, be hunted, and live in deprivation. These aren't just random experiences; it's obvious that George is setting them up to brave the harsh conditions of the Long Night, possibly to find the heart of winter together. Being able to endure and survive starvation and the extremities of physical environments like The Wall, the Red Waste, and Slaver's Bay, are building blocks to this.
All three have connections to nomadic cultures that are seen as savage and barbaric––the Dothraki, the Free Folk, and the Mountain Clans of the Vale.
All three are positioned to rectify the wrongs of their houses, though thus far Dany has done the most concrete work in this regard (this is not a slight against Jon and Tyrion). More on this later.
All three are "outcast" POV's, even explicitly referred to as such by GRRM. Jon because he was raised as a bastard, Dany as an exile, bridal slave, and teenage girl, Tyrion as a dwarf who has been abused and maligned his whole life.
All three have had arcs that take place away from Westeros proper; again, this geographic and geopolitical distancing from Westeros only serves to enhance their ideological values as rulers and leaders.
Under the complicated rules of succession, all three are positioned to inherit a title that is not immediately accessible to them: Jon as King in the North (Winterfell), Tyrion as Lord of Casterly Rock, Dany as Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Why they can't access it is because of the very things that make them outcasts.
All three are foreshadowed to have three formative romances. Jon with Ygritte, Val, and ?*, Dany's marriages to Drogo, Hizdahr, and ?*, Tyrion with Tysha, Sansa, and ?**. Dany and Tyrion specifically share the parallel of having three marriages, with the first two "failing" in some way.
Their ruling arcs each deal with similar themes: the makings of war and peace, the line between compromise and justice, stirrings of revolution, poverty, hunger, disenfranchisement, exploitation, religion, ableism, classism, ethnic nationalism, etc.
Dany and Tyrion share in common being enslaved. This is a very important parallel that Jon does not have in common with them.
All three are related to, and have thus observed, kings: Jon is Robb's brother (biologically, his cousin) and observed Robert Baratheon; Tyrion is Joffrey and Tommen's uncle, and has extensively observed Robert and Joffrey; Dany is Viserys III's sister, and her POV is a bait-and-switch revealing that the protagonist of the Targaryen storyline is her rather than Viserys.
They have clearly outlined parallels with specific Targaryens from history: Dany with Aegon I, Rhaegar, Aegon V, Aegon III, and the first two Daenerys', most prominently, though the entire history of House Targaryen is centered around her so really every Targaryen could be counted here; Jon notably with the Targaryen bastards/dragonseeds, including Orys Baratheon, Jacaerys Velaryon, and Brynden Rivers; he is also paralleled with Aemon the Pale Prince; and Tyrion with Viserys II.
All three are romantic idealists; Jon and Tyrion are more outwardly cynical and ruthlessly pragmatic, however, a parallel they share with each other rather than with Dany, even if Dany will ~go darker~ in TWOW.
All three identify with beast/monster imagery, and not just because of their house emblems. All three have also been subject to malicious slander, in part because of their association with beastliness/monstrousness. All three are also seen as religious sinners/heretics.
All three have compassion for the marginalized (this is a fact; most ASOIAF fans tend to see Jon as a hero and Dany and Tyrion as villains, for obvious reasons, but as far as the text goes, all three are presented as empathetic toward the downtrodden and oppressed).
All three have both military and diplomatic experience; Jon is the only formally militarily trained one, with a traditional weapon (a sword), while Dany and Tyrion have to use more creative ways to wage war and fight in battle.
All three long for home, and feel guilty for doing so. Dany and Tyrion share a specific parallel of longing for an abstract ideal of home that may no longer be accessible (the house with the red door, the cottage by the sea).
Dany and Tyrion specifically share in common that they were suicidal. Dany was suicidal in AGOT, and Tyrion was suicidal in ADWD. Conveniently, the ASOIAF fandom wants both to die (as heroes or villains), and sees nothing wrong with such endings for them. One can argue that suicidal characters dying in the end is good, righteous, and beautiful, in the ASOIAF fandom (at least when it comes to these two).
Dany and Tyrion share in common that they failed to protect an innocent––Eroeh and Tysha––and this informs their political and spiritual development as rulers.
(*? = fill in the blank as you see fit; it is contentious in this fandom to admit who Jon and Dany's final romances are, and I am not in the mood to argue over this).
(**? = I genuinely am not sure whom Tyrion's third marriage will be with).
I could sit here all day and list parallels. These are just the ones off the top of my head. As you can see, Dany and Tyrion in particular share a lot of parallels unique between them. The experience of having a terrible father, and being alienated your whole life from your own family, while also taking pride in your family name, is something they will be able to help each other understand. The books are clearly setting that up.
Why then do people replace Tyrion with Arya or Faegon or Sansa or whoever else in the three heads of the dragon theory? Don't just chalk it up to different interpretations. The plain truth is that it's ableism. Tyrion isn't an able-bodied or conventionally attractive man and thus doesn't fit the aesthetic component of the three heads.
Yet for all the talk of wanting Dany to be the "antithesis" to house Targaryen, or wanting Dany, Jon, and Faegon to be Targaryens who "end the Targaryen dynasty" (is the dynasty not already ended?), why does no one speak of how Tyrion is the only Lannister in text to actually go against House Lannister, in concrete, material ways, and has suffered the consequences for it? The one Lannister who was barred from accessing his own identity? The one Lannister uniquely positioned to bring down his house?
Perhaps it's because what Tyrion represents is something people are afraid to admit about House Stark (upheld as unequivocally heroic) and House Targaryen (upheld as unequivocally villainous). Tyrion does not just foreshadow the ending of House Lannister as we know it; he foreshadows a RECREATION of it, a REFORGING in a new name and light. Tyrion has experience running the household at Casterly Rock, and did an excellent job of it. He was Hand of the King. He's known enslavement and hunger and violence, which a Lannister typically will never experience. This gives him a unique insight into understanding the plight and trials of the smallfolk who work Lannister lands and the commoners who work at Casterly Rock. Tyrion has not abandoned his identity as a lion of Lannister, even if he feels more alienated from it than ever. Nor has he abandoned love for his family, in spite of his dark spiral in ADWD. Yet his pride in being a lion, him being the only one of Tywin's children to truly resemble Tywin (as per Genna), while also undoing Tywin's legacy of oppression, and his idealism and desire for companionship and empathy, all exist in tandem.
Tyrion WANTS to be Lord of Casterly Rock. He WANTS to rule. He WANTS to be acknowledged as a Lannister. He WANTS vengeance against his enemies, including his own family. He WANTS a wife and family. All of this exists ALONGSIDE Tyrion wanting a simple life, to protect dwarves, enact justice for the disabled, care for the weak and innocent, create more equitable political institutions, foster more accountable ruling for the people, and pave the way for peace. Rather than Tyrion being part of "the good heroic house" (Starks) or "being the antithesis of House Lannister and dying to eradicate the house," Tyrion is clearly a balance forging new ground: an unabashed, proud Lannister, who envisions a future where a dwarf rules Casterly Rock, gets married, has children, may even be ruthless and cunning toward his enemies, but is also empathetic, compassionate, idealistic, dutiful, and kind. The crux of Tyrion's struggle is not "should I be good or should I be a Lannister," it's being accepted as a Lannister, knowing his disability, his status, his appearance, his values, his relation to his family. Tyrion as Hand of the King went against his own family, for both selfish and selfless reasons, and yet protected his family and heritage and strove to forge new ground AS a Lannister, rather than as an anti-Lannister.
This is anathema for ASOIAF fans, specifically in how they engage with Jon, Dany, House Stark, and House Targaryen. For the typical ASOIAF fan, Jon is a classic, traditional hero, unquestioned, unproblematic, unhateable. Jon is meant to "embrace" his Stark bastard identity and "reject" his Targaryen identity. His reunion with his siblings is meant to be nothing more than heartwarming and poignant. House Stark in this scenario is the "protagonistic heart" of ASOIAF, the unequivocal heroes, not problematized by the narrative in the slightest. House Stark "winning" is a moral victory, Northern Independence is reminiscent of anti-colonial justice, and a return to Stark rule is a proxy for GRRM's anti-feudalism, anti-war message, because the Starks are the good guys.
On the other hand, for the typical ASOIAF fan, Dany has to die. Now, some articulate this in the more honest, traditional way: Dany is a villain, destined to be a mad queen, and her death signifies the end of House Targaryen. Others articulate it in a more creative and deceptive way: Dany is just such a good person (with the caveat that she's still a "white woman whose arc is built on the suffering of women of color") that she clearly isn't like the rest of her family, and will happily die for humanity to redeem herself (because she'll still commit a sin; she has those dragons after all) and by dying, House Targaryen will end protecting humanity, where once it "colonized and enslaved humanity." The death of Daenerys Targaryen is supposed to emblematize a moral victory, anti-colonial justice, and a proxy for GRRM's anti-feudalism, anti-war message, because the Targaryens are the bad guys.
What we have here is that one side will win, reunite with his family, get the girl/the title/the house/the power, perhaps reject part or some of it so that the rest of his family can retain it, while the other side will have to die, either as a hero, villain, or redeemed anti-hero, and such death will thankfully symbolize humanity winning, order being restored, feudalism being destroyed, war coming to an end, peace flourishing, etc.
Where does Tyrion stand in this discourse? Usually nowhere. Most ASOIAF fans don't even care to write about his endgame; most of them write him off as a villain. Some think he'll die, some think he'll inherit Casterly Rock, but there isn't much passion in what most people theorize about his endgame. For better or worse, there is at least passion in people arguing over Jon and Dany's endgames.
In the TEXT, however, as I argue, Tyrion is someone who embraces his house identity and pride, while also going against the oppressive values of his family, and doing so in a material, concrete way. Tyrion doesn't cry about how awful Lannisters are, or hate himself for being a Lannister, or tell himself that he should give up his noble title in order to be a good heroic guy and save the day. But he DOES reflect on Tywin's evil, Cersei's greed, Jaime's stagnancy, Joffrey's petty tyranny, the near-enslavement conditions of the smallfolk at Casterly Rock, the corruption of the monarchic system in Westeros that the Lannisters benefit from, the ableism of his own family, how he benefits from the noble name that has also alienated him, etc. He seeks to protect victims of his family, like Sansa and Penny. Under the frameworks promulgated by the ASOIAF fandom, this should not be possible; he either should belong to "one of the good houses" (which the Lannisters clearly are not, and Tyrion is not Jaime, so he does not get the 50-page long PhD essays and dissertations on redemption, gender, and honor that Jaime does, despite being the more major Lannister POV character), or he should hate himself/distance himself from his evil family and die to eradicate their name (while Tyrion is suicidal in ADWD, it's not for selfless reasons; and he doesn't hate himself for being a Lannister, he hates himself for not being accepted by his family, for being a dwarf, for being a kinslayer, for being unable to save Tysha, for being hated by society).
Tyrion doesn't have to despise himself for being a Lannister in order to change his family and even be a class traitor to his own family. He also doesn't have to eschew his selfishly motivated ambitions and desires to effectuate real change. This makes him an excellent character, yet it also makes him one hard to parse for fans, not just because he is morally gray, but also because he defies the ASOIAF fanmade dichotomy of good house=good character/bad house=die (unless you're a teenage-girl coded cishet male character, e.g. Jaime, Theon, or Sandor). Tyrion isn't a selfless, abstract ideal of morally pure heroism. He has real flaws, often discomforting ones, and some of his desires are nasty. His ambition is ruthless. Yet he is still the one positioned to end House Lannister in its current form and recreate it completely.
It's clear that this is what unites the three heads: Targaryen, Stark, and Lannister, the actual heads of each house if they were allowed to be the heads if not for what makes them an outcast within their own family, embracing their names and identities while changing and recreating what it means to be each of these names. All three houses have been enemies at one point or another, but by coming together, these three will signify a real unity. Yet it's hard for fans to apply what Tyrion represents to Jon and Dany, firstly because most fans hate or ignore Tyrion, and secondly because Jon and Dany represent the two ends of the dichotomy I outlined. For fans to accept what Tyrion represents for the other two, they'd have to admit that House Stark is not the progressive, anti-colonial, feminist, pro-smallfolk force for change that fans claim it is, and they'd have to admit that Dany dying to end House Targaryen won't singlehandedly change the world and end oppression as we know it, and that House Targaryen isn't actually the devil.
A House Stark with a bastard as its head, mixed with Targaryen blood, is anathema to the history of House Stark. Have any bastards been Kings of Winter or Lords of Winterfell, save for Bael the Bard's child who killed Bael? Have any Kings of Winter had blood other than First Men blood (knowing that Starks only marry First Men-blooded houses)? Have any Kings of Winter intermingled with the Free Folk and reintegrated them into Westeros?
A House Targaryen with a teenage girl as its head may seem anathema to the history of House Targaryen, but it's not; really, it's a vindication for the women of House Targaryen. Certainly it's anathema to the WESTEROSI history of House Targaryen. What's even more anathema is a Valyrian heading an antislavery campaign and warring with other Valyrians to abolish slavery. This is the aspect of Dany's character that garners the idea that Dany is the anti-Targaryen Targaryen. Yet would not Jon be the anti-Stark Stark, by being half Targaryen and mingling with the Free Folk, when Stark identity for thousands of years has been rigidly defined in opposition to the Free Folk, exclusive of non-First Men blood, and in conformance with the Wall and what it represents?
That's what Tyrion is: House Lannister with a dwarf as its head, a dwarf who cares about women, smallfolk, bastards, commoners, children, and the disabled, who actually wants to protect the people rather than just exploit them, and who has killed and harmed other Lannisters both in the service of that cause and in service of his own goals. The other two heads of the dragon, Jon and Dany, are supposed to represent that balance and nuance as well, between embracing and embodying identity/rejecting its worst parts, destroying the old and ushering in the new.
But it's not in vogue to include Tyrion. He's not attractive enough and he's not able-bodied. He loves dragons, power, wine, and sex too much. He takes too much pride in his own identity and doesn't hate himself enough for being a Lannister. He's too ambitious. He's too ruthless. For a fandom so insistent on the aesthetics and performance of "ending the Targaryen dynasty and ushering in Northern Independence," he fits nowhere into that tapestry, so he is excluded. It doesn't sound as sexy to say he's the third head, not just because he isn't a Targaryen, but also because he doesn't fit the "pattern" ASOIAF fans want, of a "three heads" of the dragon that serves to uphold the centrality of House Stark as heroes and the centrality of House Targaryen as villains.
Yet it's for all of these reasons that TYRION is the third head of the dragon. People will continue to debate this and vehemently disagree (as if it makes sense for a completely minor character like Faegon to be the third head). However, only Tyrion thematically, philosophically, and plot wise fits the conception of the three heads of the dragon, and only he is foreshadowed to have that kind of relationship with Jon and Dany, but especially Dany.
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Valentino Rossi’s 🐶🐱
1. Guido
Guido was motorsports’ first canine icon, as well as Vale’s first British Bulldog. He was a constant through Vale’s golden era, and nurtured alongside Luca as he grew. Tragically, Guido passed away in 2008.
2. Cesare & Cecilia
After Guido, Vale adopted another two British Bulldogs, which have appeared several times on his bikes and helmets. Luca also takes them out to play.
3. Rossano
Vale’s first cat, together with Cesare and Cecilia, formed a magical trio.
4. Ulisse & Penelope
In 2018, Vale’s family welcomed two Golden Retriever dogs. He showcased Ulisse and Penelop’s #10monthschallenge on Instagram, who stepping in for Cesare and Cecilia. And beginning in 2019, they joined Rossano in having a spot on Vale’s bikes and helmets.
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Madrid Boy (Jude Bellingham)
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"i just didn't know how to tell you so i kept it a secret, the signing is tomorrow" he said nervously while he scratched the back of his neck.
she looked at him surprised, "you know what jude you should've told me, you really should have. what makes you think i wouldn't like your decision?".
"um i'm signing with real madrid...and i've seen how passionate you are about barcelona so that's why i felt nervous about telling you" he said.
well shit, were you really going to betray your team? or be a supportive girlfriend and cheer for your rival team?
"jude, they might not be my favorite team...at all but you're my favorite player and person. so with that being said whatever decision you make, i'll be right beside you cheering you on and supporting you" y/n smiled at the tall boy.
"thank you my love you'll look much prettier with a real madrid jersey on" jude said as he pinched her cheeks.
she rolled her eyes, "don't push it bellingham, i'm only cheering for you not the team".
"c'mon just say it HALA MADRID" jude chuckled.
"yeah never in my life will you catch me saying that, VISCA BARÇA Y VISCA CATALUNYA" she proudly smiled.
jude, y/n, and his family accompanied him to his signing as well as his photo shoot for the team. you'd be lying if you said he didn't look good in the white with gold and dark blue essence. 'BELLINGHAM 5' decorated his back. the pictures looked amazing, he looked amazing.
jude looked incredible, his aura looked powerful and king like. the gold background made jude looked golden, the white and gold colors made him appear so beautiful, so ethereal. after the signing they all went to dinner, then the couple went back to their house.
gavi: el bebé 👼
pedri: pepi 🪄
y/n: barça girl - la traidora 🙅♀️
barça golden trio ❤️💙
el bebé 👼 changed groupchat name to
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barça boys y la traidora :(
la traidora🙅♀️ changed her name to barça girl
barça girl <3 : eyy porque me cambiaron el nombre 😵💫
(why did you change name)
el bebé 👼: pero tía vimos que tú noviecito los ficharon el madrid
(we saw your little boyfriend was recruited by madrid)
pepi 🪄: ya no eres barça girl :(
(you're not barça girl anymore)
barça girl <3: si soyyy nada más apoyo a jude pero
no al equipo pero todo tranquilo chicos!!!!
(i am only supporting jude not the team, so chill boys)
el bebé 👼: bueno mas te vale y/n ✋
(you better)
pepi 🪄: al menos vas a estar más cercas a nosotros y podemos salir
(atleast you'll be closer to us and we can go out)
barça girl <3: siii podemos salir todos y jude también!!!
(yess we can go out and jude too)
el bebé 👼: a si el madridista aquel 🙄
(oh yeah that madridista)
barça girl <3: vale vale nos vemos al rato chicos los quiero byeee <3
(okay i'll see you guys later, i love ya'll)
pepi 🪄: adiossssssssssssssss
el bebé 👼: gud bai ✌️
you are messing up my reputation bellingham" y/n said as she chuckled.
jude looked at her and slightly raised his eyebrow, "why my love?".
"i'm a hardcore barça fan and pedri and gavi just texted me saying i was a traitor because of your signing" she laughed.
"don't worry about them they'll live, besides you're supporting me and only me" he placed his hands on her face and she smiled then nodded.
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@y/n.l/n
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@y/n.l/n: pov: barça girl falls in love with a madridista boy...
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judebellingham: te amo ❤️
↪️ y/n.l/n: i love you too!!
pedri: nooo tía que te paso :(
↪️ y/n.l/n: cállate pepi ✋
pablogavi: VISCA BARÇA
↪️ y/n.l/n: Y VISCA CATALUNYA
lukamodric10: bienvenidos a la familia 🤍
↪️ y/n.l/n: gracias lukaaa!!!!
↪️judebellingham: gracias!! 🤍
vinijr: HALA MADRID⚡️
↪️judebellingham: HALA MADRID🤍
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"if you're making me wear your jersey out and in public you have to wear this one" she said as she handed him her barça jersey.
she had a wide collection of them and even had oversized jerseys which played to her advantage today.
"no no no way i just signed with real madrid what would they say if they saw me in this???" he told her then pointed at the jersey with Gavi's name on the back.
"wearing your jersey in a match is different than wearing it outside, please it'll make you look wayyy cuter" she teased and he rolled his eyes but accepted her bargain.
they had stepped out to get groceries for the week. it was silly enough to see real madrid's new player with a barcelona jersey, especially gavi's.
el bebé 👼: gavi
barça girl <3: y/n
el bebé 👼: you taught him well lmaooo
barça girl <3: i have no idea what you are talking about pablito
el bebé 👼: just look at twitter later, i would have never thought i'd see the day that jude bellingham wear MY name on a BARÇA jersey jsjsjsjsjjsj
barça girl <3: yikesss i just saw it rnnn oh well he looks scrumptious with it on
el bebé 👼: okay i wouldn't say all thaaaaaat
"shit have you seen this?" jude asked her worrisome, he showed her a paparazzi picture of them which you can clearly see the back of them.
"yeah gavi just texted me that it's all over twitter" she said as she reached for the orange juice.
"if i get kicked out of real madrid i'm blaming it on you for sure" jude remarked.
she turned around and smiled, "oh that's perfectly fine you'll then join the best team ever barcelona".
jude could never stay mad at her, he placed his hands on her hips and pulled her closer to him. y/n then wrapped her arms around his neck, she looked into his dark brown eyes; "you're the prettiest boy i've laid my eyes on".
he turned a slight scarlet red, "stoppp babe"
"what? i can't compliment my favorite boy", she questioned him.
"you can it's just that you always catch me off guard, and you're looking too beautiful right now" he said as he played with her hair.
the couple left the grocery store and started putting their things inside the trunk of the car. once they were done y/n spoke up, "wait come here let's take a picture". jude nodded and approached her.
she posted on her instagram story, 'made him wear the best jersey ever ❤️💙'
"if i go down you're going down with me" she chuckled as she showed him the post.
"well shit" he laughed but gave her a kiss.
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a/n
i loved writing this one lmaooo
hope ya'll enjoyed reading this oneshot!!
d<3
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vale valeee 🫣
so, i was thinking, you know how when we get mad, we speak our native tongue? so like, i wanted to request monster trio + law getting yelled at by reader in spanish
(you know how moms be like “ve hacer tal cosa” and we either forget and do it wrong or forget to do it at all?? bueno, reader tells them to help them out with something y como no lo hicieron, reader starts complaining and yelling about “yo hago todo aqui” 🤭)
les da miedito pero la verdd les gusta el matrato 😫
(mentira 👀) idk if that makes sense pero if it doesn’t i can elaborate more ☺️
a/n: OMFG YESSS!!! and I wrote like a slight Drabble for it! On sanjis nickname post oml
˗ˏˋ꒰🍓꒱ yelling at monster trio + law in spanish
˗ˏˋ꒰🍓꒱ Luffy
- if he’s not being serious, or something which is all the damn time
- Consider it’s your job to be like a certain mother figure besides his amor
- first it was the gentle parenting technique,
- “Luffy, can you please move your feet im trying to scrub the deck ?” Y/n is looking over at him, trying to be patient
-“sorry y/n can’t talk rn! Maybe later!!” Luffy will then mess up your whole cleaning
-you didn’t mind it.
-But the then there’s him trying to help you, when you don’t need help.
- “Luffy did you and ussop take out the trash like sanji asked y’all too?” You ask him as you’re trying to make some
-he’s nowhere to be found when you ask him this. but then after
-“ah ah ah! ¡Lávate las manos, Cabron!!” You’ll slap Luffys hands and speak in a semi- stern tone but in a calm manner when he tries to eat the carnitas you have.
-“come on just a little bite babeeee!!!/——“
-“NO!” You’ll explode and the whole ship hears you. You’re so angry and tired of trying from being stressed out.
-“I have to do everything around here god damn it! Please just help me with shit if you want to be a good boyfriend por favor!!” Y/n is just thankful to have some shit being done.
-“NOW HELP ME OR YOURE NOT GETTING MY PORTIONS OF FOOD!!” Then he IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO UNINTENTIONALLY CLEAN THE DECK AND HELP SORT OUT HIS LAUNDRY… let’s be honest luffy never does his laundry
˗ˏˋ꒰🍓꒱ zoro
-will instantly yell back at you
- “y/n why are you mad at me!?”
- “YOU BROKE THE LAUNDRY BASKET!”
-“IT WAS IN THE WAY WHEN I WAS TRAINING!!”
- you slap him and groan mumbling you have to do shit. You’re not even going to complain with him right now
- that is until a couple of hours later some random ass bitch at the bar y’all were at, was literally trying to pick a fight with zoro. And talk shit. And you were sober the whole time.
-“HIJOLE a chingada wey!! Nobody talks shit about my man but me!!” You slap the guy with a chancla aiming like a super Latina mom. And literally defend your moss head novio whose found a nice sleeping place, sitting down.
-“NOW YOU YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO WIPE AMD CLEAN THE TOILET BEFORE YOU FLUSH MR!”
-“Y/n you’re embarrassing me!-“
-“I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS IF IM EMBARRASSING YOU! I ONLY ASK YOU TO DO ONE THING ONE THING!! AND YOU BARELY DO”
-he’s picking you up and you’re kicking his chest to put him down.
˗ˏˋ꒰🍓꒱ sanji
- “Y PUTA ALA MADRE WEY!!” You’ll be storming out angry. if sanji sees you angry it’s best for him to not try and ask…
- he’s learned the hard way.
-“VINSMOKE SANJI!!” You know when a Hispanic woman yells your government legal name, you’re fucked
-“Yes Mon amour??” He’d asked you in a kind manner
-“why isn’t the FLOOR MOPPED!?”
-MALE WIFE.EXE ACTIVATED
- the last time he talked back to you he cried, and begged for forgiveness like down on his knees and holding your legs.
-“Aye cabron get off!!! i forgive you i’m just telling you next time to use fabuloso.”
- he finds it adorable when you’re mad and punched your cheeks
-you’ll bite his finger and he’s gonna be like. “OW!!”
-“beloved what’s wrong?”
-silent treatment and he has to start guessing and do everything around the house. but really it’s because she’ll only yell at him without her goodbye kiss. or her love letters on the napkin with her liquado (smoothie en español de tex-mex)
˗ˏˋ꒰🍓꒱ Law
-oh hell no
-he forgets what he signed up for.
- “CALLATE WEY!!!” The minute you throw a chancla at his head he’s not even pissed he’s just laughing because you got him good
- “shut up for one minute will you y/n-ya.” He regrets it. You start causing a scene and then embarrass him, if his crew steps in. They’re not gonna like it they just say out of it.
-last time penguin almost lost a finger. While doing the chores. Doing the laundry’s and cooking.
-“ NO YOU LISTEN TO ME GOD DAMN IT!!!! MOTHER FUCKER WHO HATES IT WHEN HIS FOOD IS TOUCHING BY A SMIDGE!”- you grab him by the ear. “Ugh I have to do everything for him.”
-“oh really?” Law would reply out of frustration, and throwing you over his shoulders just to fuck some sense into you. Because you got mad you needed dick in his office. Now you’re still complaining, because his room office is a mess.
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