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#vaccinate me pls
wheremermaidsdwell · 2 months
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my mom's in quarantine because she was exposed to covid and while talking to me was talking about being trapped at home and it's like. ah yes. that thing that i'm def not also doing. like right now. and have been. and will be for the rest of the month.
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rue-nightly · 6 months
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One of the more annoying parts of living through these unrelenting Interesting Times™️ is knowing that when this gets printed in future textbooks generations from now, those people are going to look back and think we're all so, so stupid & it's like nooooooo I think this shit is stupid here & now as it's unfolding don't lump me in with the dumb ones orz
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redemption-revenge · 5 months
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me taking seven different medications at once: now THIS is what it looks like when a person with a bad immune system catches two illnesses at once. i hope my ancestors who survived the black death aren't laughing at me in the afterlife
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thegirlyouknow · 11 months
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have covid again at the worst fucking time. God has abandoned me
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exmeowstic · 8 months
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what song have you heard the most at your workplace do you think
not a song per se but if i have to hear one of those ads about getting your rsv or shingles or pneumonia vaccines one more time im going to end up on the national news
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norstrum · 1 year
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morayofsunshine · 5 months
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putting together a potential pet budget and realizing that adding a family member costs a lot of money
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arrowloosed · 1 year
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it’s a tough job ruining the family before thanksgiving but someone’s got to do it. 
genuine question if you were really strict about wearing your mask and had underlying conditions, and your younger brother wasn’t wearing masks anywhere anymore and was going to new orleans for a bachelor party without a mask the weekend before thanksgiving would you go home. what would you do? i don’t go out to eat. i don’t go places. i even eat separate from my coworkers in a little room. 
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kyunsies · 2 years
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hi friends a lil update i actually got covid 😭
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formulaonedirection · 2 years
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Stolen from the desk of Lando Norris:
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rebelarkey · 2 years
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Republicans: All life is precious
Me: Will you get a vaccine to protect others then?
Republicans: No you can’t tell me what to do with my body
Me: You’re telling people with uteri what to do with their body
Republicans: But it’s to save the life of another human
Me: Which is exactly what the vaccines does— it save lives
Republicans: You can’t force me to take a vaccine to save the life of others. There might be complications!
Me: well, then why are you forcing people to have children they don’t want? There are complications with pregnancy and side effects and the possibility of death.
Republicans: fine if you wanna be dead I’m just gonna shoot you with my gun then because my right to bear arms trumps your right to bodily autonomy 
Me: okay then. I have more rights as a dead person than I do as a living one.
Republicans: *shoots me*
Republicans: All lives are precious
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url-is-url · 1 year
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All that being said, mad props to ESPN for refusing to let the NFL lie about trying to continue the game. That's good journalism.
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twitter’s really just letting people spread misinformation and fear monger about the covid vaccines.
saw someone say “pfizer started testing their mrna vaccine in 2017, 2 years before covid! they’re responsible for the pandemic!”
that was probably when they started testing the safety of general mrna vaccines, which is also the reason they were able to forego the regular extended clinical trial process and get rush authorization...bc there was already data proving safety and efficacy...they weren’t just out there with the covid virus...
im tired.
#like goddamn the fear mongering is effective#it gives me anxiety and i know it's bs#i can't even imagine what it does to someone who doesn't realize it's all lies#lol the one that makes me laugh tho is the theory that bill gates is trying to kill everyone#bro he sells tech i think he needs the masses for that#people online also need to take a stats class#look i did chem and physics not bio so im gonna trust the bio people on this#you probably should too#ugh i also saw someone say myocarditis and heart attacks are the same thing#bro heart attacks are called myocardial infarctions#different conditions#pls you have google use it im begging you#now yeah ur right these companies are money hungry#but that's the real reason they're releasing so little data#not bc they want you do die getting a FREE vaccine#bc they want their formulas and methods to remain proprietary so they can charge a premium exporting to other places#and strike exclusive deals#exactly how much sense does it make for people who make a living off of people's health#to be intentionally reducing their client base? hm?#you're all concerned about the companies being added to the childhood vaccine schedule bc of some immunity thing#class action lawsuits can still happen and the US gov would 100% stop patroning these companies entirely#if they were found eventually to be causing mass harm#the mrna vaccine has so many other potential and lucrative applications#you really think they'd botch this up when the non-covid possibilities could make them insane amounts of money?#idk man pharma companies suck but their malice is focused in profit#like keeping things exclusive to their companies so they can drive up cost#that's why you can get tretinoin outside of the US for like $30#but here it's more than $100#exclusivity#same with insulin and epipens and tamiflu and vasculera
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badassbarmaid · 2 years
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I’m here and in need of all the fluff.
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phrynewrites · 2 years
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Welp I've gotten the covid :( But I'll have some time to get prompts written and out to you all!
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memequeen92 · 2 years
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well wish me luck ya’ll my mom has been in close contact with not one but two people who have since been confirmed to have developed covid
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