my mom's in quarantine because she was exposed to covid and while talking to me was talking about being trapped at home and it's like. ah yes. that thing that i'm def not also doing. like right now. and have been. and will be for the rest of the month.
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One of the more annoying parts of living through these unrelenting Interesting Times™️ is knowing that when this gets printed in future textbooks generations from now, those people are going to look back and think we're all so, so stupid & it's like nooooooo I think this shit is stupid here & now as it's unfolding don't lump me in with the dumb ones orz
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me taking seven different medications at once: now THIS is what it looks like when a person with a bad immune system catches two illnesses at once. i hope my ancestors who survived the black death aren't laughing at me in the afterlife
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what song have you heard the most at your workplace do you think
not a song per se but if i have to hear one of those ads about getting your rsv or shingles or pneumonia vaccines one more time im going to end up on the national news
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it’s a tough job ruining the family before thanksgiving but someone’s got to do it.
genuine question if you were really strict about wearing your mask and had underlying conditions, and your younger brother wasn’t wearing masks anywhere anymore and was going to new orleans for a bachelor party without a mask the weekend before thanksgiving would you go home. what would you do? i don’t go out to eat. i don’t go places. i even eat separate from my coworkers in a little room.
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Republicans: All life is precious
Me: Will you get a vaccine to protect others then?
Republicans: No you can’t tell me what to do with my body
Me: You’re telling people with uteri what to do with their body
Republicans: But it’s to save the life of another human
Me: Which is exactly what the vaccines does— it save lives
Republicans: You can’t force me to take a vaccine to save the life of others. There might be complications!
Me: well, then why are you forcing people to have children they don’t want? There are complications with pregnancy and side effects and the possibility of death.
Republicans: fine if you wanna be dead I’m just gonna shoot you with my gun then because my right to bear arms trumps your right to bodily autonomy 
Me: okay then. I have more rights as a dead person than I do as a living one.
Republicans: *shoots me*
Republicans: All lives are precious
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All that being said, mad props to ESPN for refusing to let the NFL lie about trying to continue the game. That's good journalism.
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twitter’s really just letting people spread misinformation and fear monger about the covid vaccines.
saw someone say “pfizer started testing their mrna vaccine in 2017, 2 years before covid! they’re responsible for the pandemic!”
that was probably when they started testing the safety of general mrna vaccines, which is also the reason they were able to forego the regular extended clinical trial process and get rush authorization...bc there was already data proving safety and efficacy...they weren’t just out there with the covid virus...
im tired.
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