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lilfriezatyrant · 2 years

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💥Fluffy BOKAAAM! 💥

okay first...I have no idea what I wrote, I just wanted to make my dear girlfriend a gift because she was so sad of that one scene in the new dbs movie...and I just delayed it so long because of my writer’s block.

@zaphiregz so my love, this is for you and I hope you like it 🙌

There is an incredible silence, and it is so clear that you can feel it. Your skin tingles, goose bumps appear and inside you are filled with deep sadness.

Dr. Hedo's creation...Gamma 2 has just passed away in the hands of the creator and you were involved in the creation of the twin androids at that time. You can still see the android's pulverized particles in the atmosphere as they rise into the sky and ultimately...disintegrate. "Dr. Hedo! We have to do something!” That...no...t-that didn't really just h-happen!", you say in a tearful and sad voice. It's not hard to see that the boy had lost hope, but for you...you're clinging to a small breath of hope. In the end, you stand here alone now. Right in the place where he died...and sacrificed so foolishly

Gamma 1 left with the scientist.

The whole Red Ribbon Army headquarters is in ruins, so is the Doctor's new lab...so it's time to go back to the old lab, where you felt much more at home anyway. Actually, you shouldn't feel anything for a machine, but it's a fact that the younger twin brother of the Gamma's saved you back then.

You didn't want to exist in this desolate, harsh world anymore, you wanted to get away from all the greed of mankind, you wanted to throw yourself off a cliff, and then your hero in the blue cape shows up.

"(Y/N) that's not like you at all...", he stands in front of youarms akimbo, hovering in the air.

"You can't fly at all! You as a scientist must know that! Or are you so eager to try out new things?", he seems thoughtful in a cute way, which blows your dull thoughts away for a moment and you let out a giggle. The android seems confused at this, blinking his eyes a few times before creating a smirk on his face, his sharp teeth flashing brightly. "But you can fly with me, (Y/N)! Alley-oop!", he now takes you in his arms and pushes himself off the edge of the cliff with one foot and slowly floats with you for a few meters at first. You feel the wind in your hair, a warm breeze that is calming and this closeness with the android, although he is so different from his other twin and much more lively, he still radiates calm.

A serenity you needed.

"This world is way too exciting to leave after all, (Y/N).", his warm voice widening your eyes now.

He knew it.

In his childlike and playful delusions that he always displays, a sentence like that sounds almost out of character.

"But now let's pick up the pace! Otherwise it's way too boring!"

You didn't care about the resulting whipping of the wine in your face, just combing your hair back and holding it in place, but keeping your eyes closed and enjoying your moment with the android.

Yes, he knew it.

He knew exactly what was going on in your head.

You bury your face in your hands, crying as you come back to reality and the past disappears. He had saved your life and now he is gone forever. Sunk in your deep grief, your self-destructive thought catches up with you again, but then...you hear a soft glint. You wipe the tears from your flushed eyes, blink a few times to slowly regain clear vision and see something glowing on the floor where Gamma 2 has died.

Your mouth opens in amazement as you discover what it is!

A nucleus! A very tiny part of the android!

So he is not completely destroyed! Immediately you enclose the slightly pulsating biomechanical part with your hands, hold it protected against your chest and you don't have to think long to know that you are going to the former laboratory immediately. You explain it to Dr. Hedo and Gamma 1, while you encounter astonished reactions. Joy and also some skepticism, since Gamma 2 must generate from himself the power to regenerate. But with the machines here, he should get enough support to do so.

Days...weeks pass, the nucleus remains in a tank of clear liquid and it still hasn't changed, only the pulsation of the core remains, but you feel like it's getting weaker and weaker.... You sigh, sitting down on the chair, resting your head on the table, but keeping your eyes fixed on this little memento of the hero.

"We should stop, I don't think my brother has that power...", although these words sound, as always, cool and expressionless from the android with red cape, you also feel some rising sadness from him. You sit up, honestly not knowing what to say...it's a struggle with yourself, not wanting to keep the other alive unnecessarily, but not wanting to give up hope either.

He unleashed all his potential in the fight against Cell Maxima and that should really have been too weak?

If it ends with Gamma 2, it ends with you...you know that. You're madly in love with him, even if you've never admitted it to him, since he's part of your creation too. "We should turn the machine off, (Y/N)," Dr. Hedo appears in his sturdy and flexible hero suit, he must have made some changes to it.

You just nod wordlessly, making your way to the capsule, but now holding your breath as the nucleus begins to pulse and tremble wildly, enveloping itself in a bright light. It all goes by so fast that you couldn't react, only Gamma 1 stands protectively in front of you so that the shattered glass doesn't hurt you. As the light settles again, you can now see who is stepping out of the capsule. Gamma 2.

It's really him...

The first time it happens you now allow feelings and run to him and look into the soft face of the regenerated android.

"Oi! How can you say I don't got this, bro!" he puffs angrily, looking hurt in a playful way, while the other two behind me just stand there still speechless.

You knew it! You were the only one who had never given up hope.

"Ho? (Y/N)? Nice to see you again.", he greets you friendly, but then scratches his cheek a little nervously with his finger.

"Do I have something on my face?" You continue to stare at him with a wide grin, not really aware of your immense pleasure.

"You stupid hammerhead." you whisper softly, always giving him that pet name when he had done something wrong but this time he had really done everything right.

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missblissy · 2 months

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Vox x reader but its fluufffy as shit- like im talking hurt/comfort like full on motherfucker is down so infamously bad

((Ofc Nonny UwU Vox is a guilty pleasure of mine, so this was fun to write. Again.... IM STILL A LIL RUSTY SO IM SORRY IF IT'S NO EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND QWQ... But! As always, Enjoy!))

Little taps traveled down the lush golden halls, with a tiny fury in each step. Sparks and zaps and zips twisted from the broken wires popping out of your skin. The arm you clutched tightly let out fizzes and glitches and your broken hand moved on its own.

You found an elevator and slapped the buttons with your good hand then stared at the spycam in the corner, “Vox!” You whined, “Let me in!” Your high pitched cry was more of an annoying beg but still… It worked. The elevator’s door dinged and shut before lowering down into the catacombs of the mega tower.

At first some silly stupid song played in the elevator before a familiar voice came over the speakers, “What did you do now?” It was Vox. You raised a brow, a pointed and angry pout as you took a side glance at the spycam. Shameless guilt was on your face, as you caved and confessed, “It wasn’t my fault! I was just trying to get today’s filming done and that-” You stopped yourself and took a breath before you got worked up again, “Anyways,” You held up the broken arm and hand, “I need a tune up, and you know I won’t let the tech boys touch me,”

The elevator slowly lost its walls and you were standing alone on a moving platform lowering itself to a bridge. You didn’t even wait for it to reach the ground or stop, you jumped halfway down and started skipping along the bridge. With a new tune in your step, happy to have gotten your way, you gave a cheerful wave to the tanks full of sharks while heading towards Vox’s lair.

You first checked his room full of tv monitors and spy cams, he wasn’t in his Little Throne as he put it. So you made your way to his workshop. He was already there sorting through replacement arms for you. With your good arm you looped it with his and gave him a playful nudge, “Thank you, Voxxy~!” You hummed out, putting on extra layers of cuteness knowing he’d be annoyed with you already for interrupting his work.

“Mhmm,” Vox hummed, then reached for a robotic arm. You quickly pushed his hand away from that one, “Not that model,” You told him, “Remember? It’s got that bug that makes the nervous system fail,” He just nodded his head and reached for another arm while gesturing for you to sit down. You did just that, sitting on the workbench with your feet swinging back and forth off the edge.

“So are you going to tell me what happened?” Vox asked while keeping his eyes focused on the task at hand. He took your broken arm and first looked over the damage, then the hand as well. His eyes flicked up to yours as he added, “Or do I need to check the surveillance system?” His hands lightly grabbed you by the crook of your arm, bending it by the elbow to find the hidden port under your skin. He pressed nothing, just skin, but soon it lit up in the shape of a little heart.

You looked away with a pout, maybe the cute act wasn’t going to help. You huffed and rolled your eyes, “She started it!” You yelped, “I was doing the scene for this month’s show perfectly, as always, and the stupid bitch couldn’t deliver her lines right!” All while you ranted, Vox managed to run his finger along your arm and unlock the skin shell, uncovering the wires, blots, tubes and bars that made up your insides.

A heavy gulp came from your throat, and your irritation slowly melted to an uncomfortable uneasiness. It was still so strange to you to be nearly fully made of bits and parts. So was Vox…. but still… It wasn’t a familiar concept to you quite yet. On the outside you looked completely the same as you’d always had in your afterlife. Selling your soul to the overlord was the biggest decision you’ve ever made. Surely one day you’d live to regret it, but so early on into the contract you hadn’t found any solid reason to regret a single choice you’ve made with Vox thus far.

He treated you so much better than Valentino did to Angel Dust. in fact Vox tried his best to keep you as far from them as possible. You were uniquely his. Literally, he made you. Bought your soul, tore it from its flesh and welded it to new metals. And you’d be lying entirely if you said you didn’t feel something for Vox. It was the biggest reason for being his, you felt some type of way and he liked to stroke that ego and play along with it.

Vox gave you a smug look however, with gentle hands he removed the arm entirely, “And who threw the first punch?” He asked. Which was a very good question, because you definitely did. Called out and put on the spot, your cheeks started to burn different shades of pink and red, “You’re still a prototype,” Vox hummed. From what you could feel, it was nice. The way his cool finger tips tentatively work at the seams of your sinews. He clearly was putting care into each and every work on your wiring, “You aren’t yet strong enough to take on a co-star, much less anyone, in a fight,” He said.

He had never been cruel with you, or even mean. Vox could be stern, like now, lecturing you to do better, be better. But his touch was always soft and careful. Like you were his greatest work of art, his favorite thing to work on, and his beloved precious project. And sure, he liked the person you were too. It was just a bonus that you could make him laugh, or get him to stop faking his smiles for real ones.

It didn’t help how often he kept you at his side. Filming was really the only time you were away from Vox, otherwise, you were always near, always in sight, and never too far from reach. Vox preferred it that way, and, honestly… so did you. So it was a welcoming and familiar touch, his hands tinkering away, checking you over as to look for any other damage.

Sheepishly you laughed and said, “Well, at least I only walked away with a broken arm,” And Vox chuckled along with you. The girl you fought couldn’t say as much. You nearly tore her in two… She was just so… annoying! And you got so sick of doing the same scene over and over and over…. “I taught her a thing or two about real tears, that’s for sure,” Your snotted little huff and pout was back, though luckily Vox seemed to enjoy it, “She had it coming, and I basically won if there was even a competition anyways,”

He even agreed and said, “I’m sure you held your own, I don’t doubt you can’t kick some ass,” He then attached the new arm and started flicking and switching things on from within your hardware, “But I can’t have my little super star starting fights, or getting into them, or risk damaging the goods,” He smirked as he looked over his work with pride. Finally he snuck in a kiss and you felt all your rage melt away. First there was one on your cheek, then Vox gave you a quick but deep kiss before pulling away.

Vox then grabbed a new skin shell and snapped it in place, slowly feeling returned. The chill of his hands running down your arm, clearing off all the dust and fuzz, sent little buzzing sparks down the newly awakened skin, “It’s not good for our image either,” Vox added with a smirk and raised brow, “You’re my little super star, hell’s new sweetheart that everyone can’t get enough of,” He then fixed your hair, tuffing it back in place, curling it around your ear, “We can’t have leaks of you beating your co-star into a pulp getting out,” He rolled the sleeve of your shit back down, smoothed it out, and stole another kiss.

You could feel your arm again and life buzzed into the metal, until it heated up and felt all the same as any natural or organic creatures. As much as you like the coddling in his words, you tried out your wrist and looked at your nails, asking, “What am I, if I’m just your little super star? Are you trying to make your own fizz bot? A Vox bot? Whatever you call it, just some way to steal Mammon’s power?”

Vox smirked and pinched your cheek with his fingers and gave a little shake, cooing at you while saying, “To some degree, yes. A bigger, better, smarter one that runs off a human soul,” You pushed his hand away but he just grabbed your hand instead, pulled you off the table, to your feet, and gave you a little spin, “But for now, you’re just my favorite little toy, right?”

A little yelp jumped from your lips as he spun you around, then caught you with one hand. You could not lie, the way this man spoiled you had you hooked, line and caught. He made it so easy for the both of you to forget what goes on outside this workshop of his. He made it easy to forget he owned you…. He made you what you are now.

Or perhaps that part of the deal you like. Who knows. It was unexplainable your attraction to him and you honestly didn’t mind being his pet, his distraction, his stowaway. Whatever one may call it, you were sucked in by his every word and move… every single time. Besides, you could pride yourself on being the one that cheered him up, that made him happy, especially when Valentino upset him. You were the one that Vox poured hours of his time into, who he tediously worked to improve. You were his favorite distraction.

He moved you about in a silly little mock dance, an equally silly tune playing from him, “And for now, your job is to just stay pretty, talented, flawless, and overall perfect just as you are,” His wooing words melted your metal heart. He slowed, holding your hands in his while he then gave a smile, a raised brow, and asked in a way that wasn’t really asking, but rather telling, “So no more fights, and ruining all my hard work, right?”

You blinked up at him, still slightly flustered from the mini dance, and even more so that he held you so close to him, “R-right,” You breathed then gave a small smile yourself. It was a strange relationship the two of you had, it clearly wasn’t something outsiders would understand. He peppered kisses along your new arm and trailed them up your shoulder, leaving a few on your cheek as you giggled out.

He gave you a twirl then spun you off, “Now get back to work,” Vox’s grin stayed full on his face while you got your footing again. With a huff, you crossed your arms and gave a pointed look, teasing him obviously and putting on a bratty act, “I don’t need anymore distractions until about…” He paused and looked at his watch, “Five thirty?”

Your foot tapped a few times and you shifted weight from one leg to the other, hip out in a sassy look, “I’m not a distraction,” You pouted, then rolled your eyes with a grin to match his, “Six thirty,” You challenged him, seeing if he could push off the time and actually commit to his work, “I should be done filming by then anyways,”

“Fine,” Vox shrugged, seemingly unbothered by your teasing, “Six thirty,” He echoed. Vox then blew a little kiss to you, with spark and zap it zipped across the air in the shape of a little heart. The sweet sting of its electric shock warmed your cheek and let out a little snap on contact. You giggled and let your arms fall, a more cheeky look on your face and less of a pout as you spun on your heel and skipped back off to work.

#the queue tag!!#hazbin hotel #hazbin #x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #vox x reader #vox x you #reader inserts

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this-is-fox-speaking · 8 months

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FANTOCCIO FACTS POST (from screenshots i found in my own interests server)

- His name is italian for puppet, but he pronounces it incorrectly and insists it’s the correct way to say his name if anyone else points it out and says he’s wrong.

- He’s not from Italy, obviously. Goes to show. But Ash imagines he knows a bit of italian. (“Not enough Italian to say his name right.” - Katie.)

- Fantoccio has a pet shark named Sharkspeare! Mentioned in the song at the line “‘Cause Sharkspeare’s looking mean!”

- Fantoccio has to make all his own props, set pieces, clothes, etc in the theatre.

- Would never smoke, and would hate being around it/people who’re doing it actively.

- Fantoccio was made by Ash as a fan OC for the game, and this (as far as I’m aware) is what got them hired onto the game, cause Katie loved their ideas so much.

- Fantoccio is not very good with kids.

- Fantoccio’s favorite food is churros. This came from the fact Ash once had a dream about him infodumping about them cause he loved them so much, so they made it canon.

- Don’t worry, he can indeed taste things normally. No traditional taste buds, but some, nonetheless. Same goes for touch!

- Fantoccio is canonically autistic, having many traits of himself heavily projected from Ash, themself.

- When asked what his meltdown triggers could be, Ash thought that some might be: too much touching, being without his hat, or one of his props breaking.

- Fantoccio likes wearing dresses! Wears them if he feels like it or if the role calls for it, during a play.

- Ash thinks he’d ADORE snow.

- Fantoccio would 100% love spicy italian from subway.

- Fantoccio plays violin!

- Fantoccio would chant “I’m sleeping” when struggling to fall asleep, like his own version of counting sheep.

- He would NEVER say the Earth is flat.

- He’d be the “How do you do that” of that one keysmash meme, if paired with Barnaby.

- Ash once said that Fantoccio is like Duck from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared.

- When doing a personality type test (and actually answering truthfully instead of in character) for Fantoccio, he ended up with ENTJ-T, Commander. Fanto would answer untruthfully on some questions, like if he ever gets insecure (“PFFFT NO THE ANSWERS NO”).

- He can go uwu in the bbu lore, but he’ll hate it. (“THIS IS STUPID!!!”)

- Fantoccio would apparently be a “mac and cheese FIEND.”

- He’d hate pranks (specifically a hand zapper in this case), because they’re unexpected. (“NEVER DO THAT AGAIN”)

- This also means he’d never troll anyone, cause he feels above that.

- Fanto would HATE hearing people crack their knuckles, like Ash does.

- Fantoccio loves to carve wood. Specifically only by hand, that’s how much he loves it! He carved the two giant wooden hands used in his battle, but his favorite thing to carve is ducks.

- Fantoccio is very intent on ONLY eating the few foods he knows he likes.

- If he were an ice cream, he’d be coffee flavor! Which is ironic, because Ash has also said that it’d probably be terrible to give Fantoccio caffeine.

- Fantoccio would LOVE chicken nuggets.

- Hates pizza, though. Too greasy and messy.

- Would enjoy having an ipad “a little too much. He would be super confused at first but once he learns how to use it DO NOT TAKE IT AWAY”. (kinda like Peridot from Steven Universe)

- He would like spruce wood in Minecraft, but also acacia “just to look at.”

- Ash adores pirates, so so does Fantoccio!

- He has no nose, so no sneezes!

- Appreciates detail as much as Barnaby does.

- Fanto would love birds!

- Fanto is not capable of curse words. Sad.

- Fantoccio would COLLAPSE trying to lift someone without his powers.

- He stims by patting his face and spinning around. Fidgets with his hands in concepts for his standing idle animations, because he’s uncomfortable with standing and prefers floating.

- He’d favor Murder Mystery!

- His wood is alive and can grow like a real boy! (if you’ve seen my post being reblogged around, lol)

- He lives in the lost city of magic, which is abandoned and overrun my magical zombies who used to be magic users, now with a terrible curse. So he lives mainly in his theatre. He’s not trapped, anymore, like his old story!

- Fantoccio’s powers are based around telekinesis and teleportation. It’s how he moves his body around!

- He used to have a plush toy rabbit he carried around, when he was younger, seemingly. It’s unclear where that went, when he got older.

- Fantoccio’s been locked up in this city for 15 years, since he was 8. Completely isolated (save for those zombies, I suppose)! When Billie comes along, though, he’s so excited to have something new to play with!

- Fanto’s song is inspired by Weird Al. Like 90% of this game is, of course /lh. He was also inspired by the pied piper!

- He’d dislike the idea of seafood. (“He’d be like “Why would anyone want to eat a fish?!” And cover Sharkspeare’s nonexistent ears like “Don’t listen to them!””)

- The red feather in his hat is also used as a pen!

- Fantoccio is a being of pure magic, having an entire magic gem be his whole life source. This means he can use magic endlessly without getting tired (I believe)!

- Fantoccio is 23, he/him, and pansexual.

- His face is made using magic. It disappears when/if he’s magic-less.

- Fantoccio can absolutely feel pain.

- When it comes to nature, Ash said he’d kinda be like Rarity from MLP:FiM, but certain kinds of nature he’d still really love. He’d really dislike walking through the wild or camping in general, but loves things like snow or flower fields. Just depends!

- Fantoccio would main Bowser in Mario Kart.

-In terms of favorite Halloween treats, Fantoccio would like anything chewy and fruity (no chocolate)!

- Canonically wears eyeliner.

- Magic sparks from his fingertips when he’s very excited!

- If Fantoccio was an animal, Ash says he’d be a cat.

- No traditional gross human stuff inside him like others, just wood and sap. “Whatever trees do.”

- His original concept by Ash was him having a purple phantom head, being a ghost in a puppet’s body. This was changed by Katie, I believe.

(feel free to add on if I missed anything! i’ll edit this post if i randomly remember something)

#bbu facts #so ppl can block the long posts coming up in main #billie bust up #bbu fantoccio #EDIT: FOR SOME REASON THIS GOT AUTO LABELED OR SMTHN AS MATURE??#FIXED IT NOW BUT THAT WAS WEIRD

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scrivenger-grimgar · 1 year

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Grim’s Comprehensive List of Inhuman Traits for the TWST Cast!

Azul

Weird rectangular pupils. Can’t see for shit cause his eyes are made for light refraction underwater.

Teeth are not made of teeth, they are not teeth, that is a beak. It’s also very venomous, be careful.

Gets board very easily, needs to do stuff and keep busy to keep himself out of trouble.

Floyd & Jade

Also can’t see for shit, because morays just aren’t good at that. Very good at smells tho.

Secondary set of jaws in the back of their throats. They make clicking noises. Slimy.

Malleus

Fae standard pointy ears.

Draconic origin give him his teefs, claws, and horns. Claws make shoes mildly uncomfortable, but fae are very good at shapeshifting.

Somewhat prone to lethargy in cold weather. Scales on shoulders, shins, hips, and forearms.

Lilia

Fae standard pointy ears.

Bat fae, sleeps upside down. Gives him pointy teefs and very good hearing. Climb 100.

Rotates between “Fuck yeah fruit!” and “mmmmm blood.” Fucking floats via Secrets. Very Fluffy.

Sebek

Fae standard pointy ears.

Crocodile boy. He never runs out of teeth. If he bites, he will NOT let go. Very good hearing!

Little stubby claws and kind of webbed fingers. Second eyelid. Zero sense of smell.

Idia

Low body heat, low heart rate, very high oxygen intake.

5 breaths a minute and resting heart rate at 40 beats per minute. (Compared to the human 12-16 breath & 60-100 beats per minute.)

Anxiety and stress cause it to increase to an unhealthy 15-19 breaths per minute and 65-85 beats per minute.

Lives a sedentary lifestyle by biological design. I compare him to a Greenland shark.

Hyperventilating can cause oxygen poisoning.

Ortho

Cannot process UwU speech/text. Needs six hours of charging time. Is able to erase his own short term memory, so actual brain bleach.

First three days of having a mouth were “eat fucking everything.” Will comment on conversations he is not a part of by accident.

Multiple bodies, but refers to them like clothing, creepy but also very cute. Calculates dumb statistics for fun.

“Good morning Prefect! There is a 23.43% chance that Deuce will punch someone during lunch today, and 52.57% chance that Ace is going to be punched. These statistics are unrelated.”

“Thank you Ortho, you are the only responsible person here.”

“I have attempted homicide on multiple occasions.”

“I know.”

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showtoonzfan · 1 year

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My thoughts for what I think the new Helluva episode is ganna be like:

- Probably more Moxxie’s a wimp jokes/crude pegging jokes regarding Millie and how his wife takes charge in the relationship

- Crimson is either just going to be a jerk or actually evil with an evil plan that kicks off the fight scene later.

- More Blitz being a dick yet slightly supportive of Moxxie so they can show that he also “cares”.

- Maybe another “Moxxie’s fat” joke since the writers are obsessed with that joke for some reason.

- Millie does nothing throughout the entire episode besides stand there, yell and be aggressive at Chaz and only then moves once the epic shark mafia fight scene happens, which will probably take up the majority of the last few minutes of the episode.

- Bonus points if Crimson and Blitz end up having this weird sexual tension like Blitz and Striker did.

- More Moxxie going through the same damn arc of learning he’s enough the way he is but his bad boi daddy berates him. I’m expecting a “bad ass” moment of Moxxie standing up for himself and pointing the gun at his father to one up him.

- Definitely more mlm fetishization and a hyper sexual Chaz with many dick jokes and gay jokes because we already know he’s going to sing a song about how much he wants to bone Moxxie.

- The episode will probably be about 22 minutes like the previous one and yet I have the feeling most of it will be the characters just sitting around until the fight scene happens, aka I feel like most of this is ganna be pointless filler.

- Either Crimson is ganna stay evil by the end or they’ll pull another abusive ass lesson of “I was just tryna toughen you up” at an attempt for an emotional heartfelt scene.

- Stolas will probably not be in this episode but he might be mentioned once so the fans can get their daily Stolitz fanservice, unless the episode is ganna act like the previous one never happened and portray Blitz as sad again. Bonus points if they actually DO cram Stolas in here since I know Viv can’t go one second without shoving him into every episode.

- This episode will probably be better animation wise but fast paced.

- Blitz honestly seems like he doesn’t need to be in this episode at all unless they’re doing the same thing they did in episode 5 where they PAINT it as another character’s episode but then turn it into a Blitz episode.

- I’m expecting another “Uwu pity Blitz” scene, maybe Crimson tries to manipulate him or just spew cliche hurtful things but either way I feel like they’ll find a way to have Blitz be the main star for the episode.

- The episode will probably get revolved and end in another rushed half assed way.

And that’s all I got. Again I’m not watching the episode but I can’t wait to see what other critic blogs think, and once I read the events of what happened, I’ll just go off from that.

#vivziepop critical #spindlehorse critical #helluva boss critical #helluva critical #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss season 2 #vivziepop criticism #vivziepop critique

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confessions-official · 3 months

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I feel mean saying this but my ex boyfriend had DID and it was chill… But how the fuck you gonna have multiple alters (That’s the right term right?) and every single one of them is a nihilistic asshole? The only one who wasn’t was the whole ass five year old in the system who just really liked sharks. The only one. OUT OF LIKE IDK 5+ AND PROBABLY COUNTING??? Also he (the guy I was dating) started dating one of his alters while we were together and idk man how does that work? Not judging just confused. I didn’t mind because we were poly/open but also the other people in the polycule were really fucking annoying (Like every single one of them was one of those UwU soft bean types). We probably should’ve broke it off sooner, but I was attached despite all this and he was clingy. Also I opened to him about my mom once and later in an argument he used it against me. Received the most half assed apology for it and didn’t realize how shitty it was until my own family pointed it out. AND ANOTHER THING! He had 2 billion triggers which I constantly had to walk around (tried my best because I understand the struggle) BUT I ASKED HIM TO TAG ONE SINGLE THING THAT UPSET ME THAT HE KNEW ABOUT AND “Oh woopsies I forgot >~<“ and never tried to fix it. It felt like I was his second father and I hated it so much. Things that upset me didn’t matter but oh shit don’t you dare ever make poor baby bitch boy upset or he’ll threaten to do terrible shit! God I feel like a dick saying all this but after we broke up, his systems fused or something and he completely forgot who I was. Used that to escape from him once and for all and honestly I still got scars from that relationship. I genuinely hope he’s doing better now, but I hope his healing journey stays as far away from me as possible.

Moral of the story; Don’t date a guy who makes his whole personality cutesy pink Sanrio aesthetic and extreme pessimism along with fake activism because those bitches will ruin your mind in ways you never thought possible.

#confession

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n0sewise · 3 months

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hi! 1 & 12 for choose violence game, if its okay to ask

hi, yes it's totally okay to ask!

1. Oh god, it could be any of them, honestly. I see a lot of UwU Killua, but also there's a ton of really great Killua too. I'm going with Gon since we never get to hear his inner thoughts. There's a tendency in fandom to go really extreme with him either as The Sweetest Most Innocent Boy In The World or Selfish 8ft Monster Who Hurt Killua. I don't see him as either, and even in my own writing I've had people misinterpret him as being dumb for the sake of it, or an alpha bro type when in reality, he's got the mother (father?) of all abandonment issues. This is the kid that went out to see what's so great about smoking bc his dad left to get a pack of cigarettes(someone funnier than me made this comparison and i forget who). Gon is Complex. His morality is a little weird. He loses his arms like it's a hobby. Anyway. Yeah, Gon is my pick for 1.

12. Illumiiiiii. I love Illumi, but this won't be in defense of him (I don't even think he's unpopular). Something about him makes my brain go brrrr. He is The Worst and here is why I love him:

1) a fantastic villain. We don't even know who he is until his big reveal in the exam arc when we find out Why Gittarackur has been in disguise this entire time. He's got those big, empty shark eyes. He's an assassin and yet he walks around in weird, green, puffy sleeved outfits when it would clearly be more practical to dress in literally any other way. He hardly emotes until He Does, at which point he becomes Terrifying to behold.

2) he's the kid that Silva and Kikyo fucked up first. Look, that Speaks To Me as an only child gifted kid burnout. Illumi is their firstborn, but he's not the heir, and he's Very Good at what he does. Was he born with the right temperament, or was it beaten out of him? We don't get that info, but I think it's fucking fascinating, and even more so when you consider that Milluki must have been the overcorrection of whatever was done to Illumi to make him the way he is. Was there any point where they looked at this perfect assassin and were like, "...we might have messed him up a little" ? Was he told to have a hand in Killua's upbringing, or did he take that on by choice? The Implications of his childhood and that of the rest of the Zoldycks are some of the most interesting in the series to me.

3) he's a hypocrite! He's delusional! Mr. Assassins Don't Have Friends went and got engaged to a magician clown? Illumi is so delulu for his entire conversation with Hisoka where he assumes he is the person Killua loves most and it makes me choke on my coffee every single time. He's removed from reality, which is a charming and horrifying trait to have, and it has endless au potential.

So far I've only written him as The Worst Person Killua Knows, but can you imagine au Illumi as the most embarrassing older brother? Illumi showing up while Killua has Gon over after school and thinking he killed it because he just dabbed like the kids do, and Killua is hoping the ground will open up and swallow him bc his big brother Did Not just do that in front of his crush? Illumi bringing his awful, creepy boyfriend to An Important Zoldyck Function and not understanding (or caring) when they manage to clear the room because their combined vibes are just too rancid?

I love Illumi. I don't want to see him succeed. I do not think he has a healthy relationship with any of his siblings. He is Not a good person in the series, and it makes him so fun to watch. Hisoka makes my skin crawl, but I could watch 8 hours of Illumi failing at human interaction.

This came out longer than I intended, whoops. Thanks for the ask!

#nosewise writing tag #asks

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strawbs-screaming · 5 months

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AU Headcanon prompt; If the Punch Out Wii Bois are like half human half animal (I am talking about wild animals), what do you think what animal human hybrids would they be? 🐾 🧬

if i had a penny for every time i thought of something like this, i wouldnt have a penny until now, this is such a good idea aughhhhhghgggh

Glass joe - a cat, not in the "uwu catboy" way but in the "say goodbye to your couch" way

Von Kaiser - a dog, but the tough looking but actually sweet kind

Disco Kid - a budgie, think about it, he sings, he dances and hops around, thats basically your average budgie

King Hippo - take a wild guess

Piston Hondo - also a cat, except he doesnt murder your couch

Bear Hugger - moose, yeah i said it he wouldnt be a bear

Great Tiger - take a wild fucking guess 2: Electric Bogaloo

Don Flamenco - a peacock, hes flamboyant and a dickhead and thats literally the definition of a peacock

Aran Ryan - sewer rat, i think you know EXACTLY why

Soda Popinski - a polar bear, he goes out practically naked in the cold and so do polar bears

Bald Bull - i hate the fact that some of the boxers have animal names in their names, you know EXACTLY what im gonna say

Super Macho Man - shark or a lizard, he has that energy to him

Mr Sandman - wild take here but: another shark

#punch out #headcanon #punch out wii #punch out headcanons #bald bull #aran ryan #don flamenco #glass joe #piston hondo #great tiger #wrote this while fighting for my life (i was nauseous on the bus)

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rofax · 2 years

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shark boy for mermay uwu

#art #exophilia #terato #monster boyfriend #monster fucker #mermay #merman #merfolk #shark mermaid #daz studio #photoshop #daz3d #i think i'ma name him junus #bc then his nickname is June #and i am just so keen on cute nicknames for wreckage people #anyway idk if i actually like this piece #but i spent too much time on it to not show it to SOMEONE #so enjoy tumblr #shark boy ooh ha ha

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desires-of-chain · 11 months

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Man mermay is the best so many ideas I wish your requests where open.

But I have a better idea

GIVING YOU DIRT IDEAS

Image fd and time link are Great White shark's or better yet fd is a dinosaur shark mermaid Likr he huge

And Tessin the reader in front of time and the others and just having a blast during mating season.

Like the reader screwed in mermaid mating season for them

Especially if they boy are yandere for her and want to breed her and mark her

She won't be walking for a long time and there no escape!

Haha btw can I be 🐵 Aron please

You're reading my mind 🐵 anon, reading my mind uwu

Reader better prepare herself for the breeding cause it's gon be nonstop 😋

#.bea answers #🐵 anon #smut #cw: breeding #cw: yandere

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valleyfthdolls · 23 days

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I am literally about to copy paste an entire post into your inbox again, cuz I am so normal about this silly game, an' this dumbass puppet-

- His name is italian for puppet, but he pronounces it incorrectly and insists it’s the correct way to say his name if anyone else points it out and says he’s wrong.

- He’s not from Italy, obviously. Goes to show. But Ash imagines he knows a bit of italian. (“Not enough Italian to say his name right.” - Katie.)

- Fantoccio has a pet shark named Sharkspeare! Mentioned in the song at the line “‘Cause Sharkspeare’s looking mean!”

- Fantoccio has to make all his own props, set pieces, clothes, etc in the theatre.

- Would never smoke, and would hate being around it/people who’re doing it actively.

- Fantoccio was made by Ash as a fan OC for the game, and this (as far as I’m aware) is what got them hired onto the game, cause Katie loved their ideas so much.

- Fantoccio is not very good with kids.

- Fantoccio’s favorite food is churros. This came from the fact Ash once had a dream about him infodumping about them cause he loved them so much, so they made it canon.

- Don’t worry, he can indeed taste things normally. No traditional taste buds, but some, nonetheless. Same goes for touch!

- Fantoccio is canonically autistic, having many traits of himself heavily projected from Ash, themself.

- When asked what his meltdown triggers could be, Ash thought that some might be: too much touching, being without his hat, or one of his props breaking.

- Fantoccio likes wearing dresses! Wears them if he feels like it or if the role calls for it, during a play.

- Ash thinks he’d ADORE snow.

- Fantoccio would 100% love spicy italian from subway.

- Fantoccio plays violin!

- Fantoccio would chant “I’m sleeping” when struggling to fall asleep, like his own version of counting sheep.

- He would NEVER say the Earth is flat.

- He’d be the “How do you do that” of that one keysmash meme, if paired with Barnaby.

- Ash once said that Fantoccio is like Duck from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared.

- He can go uwu in the bbu lore, but he’ll hate it. (“THIS IS STUPID!!!”)

- Fantoccio would apparently be a “mac and cheese FIEND.”

- He’d hate pranks (specifically a hand zapper in this case), because they’re unexpected. (“NEVER DO THAT AGAIN”)

- This also means he’d never troll anyone, cause he feels above that.

- Fanto would HATE hearing people crack their knuckles, like Ash does.

- Fantoccio loves to carve wood. Specifically only by hand, that’s how much he loves it! He carved the two giant wooden hands used in his battle, but his favorite thing to carve is ducks.

- Fantoccio is very intent on ONLY eating the few foods he knows he likes.

- If he were an ice cream, he’d be coffee flavor! Which is ironic, because Ash has also said that it’d probably be terrible to give Fantoccio caffeine.

- Fantoccio would LOVE chicken nuggets.

- Hates pizza, though. Too greasy and messy.

- Would enjoy having an ipad “a little too much. He would be super confused at first but once he learns how to use it DO NOT TAKE IT AWAY”. (kinda like Peridot from Steven Universe)

- He would like spruce wood in Minecraft, but also acacia “just to look at.”

- Ash adores pirates, so so does Fantoccio!

- He has no nose, so no sneezes!

- Appreciates detail as much as Barnaby does.

- Fanto would love birds!

- Fanto is not capable of curse words. Sad.

- Fantoccio would COLLAPSE trying to lift someone without his powers.

- He stims by patting his face and spinning around. Fidgets with his hands in concepts for his standing idle animations, because he’s uncomfortable with standing and prefers floating.

- He’d favor Murder Mystery!

- His wood is alive and can grow like a real boy! (if you’ve seen my post being reblogged around, lol)

- Fantoccio’s powers are based around telekinesis and teleportation. It’s how he moves his body around!

- He used to have a plush toy rabbit he carried around, when he was younger, seemingly. It’s unclear where that went, when he got older.

- Fanto’s song is inspired by Weird Al. Like 90% of this game is, of course /lh. He was also inspired by the pied piper!

- He’d dislike the idea of seafood. (“He’d be like “Why would anyone want to eat a fish?!” And cover Sharkspeare’s nonexistent ears like “Don’t listen to them!””)

- The red feather in his hat is also used as a pen!

- Fantoccio is a being of pure magic, having an entire magic gem be his whole life source. This means he can use magic endlessly without getting tired (I believe)!

- Fantoccio is 23, he/him, and pansexual.

- His face is made using magic. It disappears when/if he’s magic-less.

- Fantoccio can absolutely feel pain.

- Fantoccio would main Bowser in Mario Kart.

-In terms of favorite Halloween treats, Fantoccio would like anything chewy and fruity (no chocolate)!

- Canonically wears eyeliner.

- Magic sparks from his fingertips when he’s very excited!

- If Fantoccio was an animal, Ash says he’d be a cat.

- No traditional gross human stuff inside him like others, just wood and sap. “Whatever trees do.”

- His original concept by Ash was him having a purple phantom head, being a ghost in a puppet’s body. This was changed by Katie, I believe.

Anyways I'm so normal about him-

OHHHHHH THIS IS SO COOOL FANTOCCIO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

#TY FOR SHARING :]#modgirly #bbu #long post

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lightofunova · 11 months

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Idk if you've been asked this before BUT any pets at home/any pets you'd like to have? Additionally, if we were in the pokemon universe, what pokemon do you realistically think you'd have?

Actually I have a bunch! We recently got alot so here’s a quick fire of all of them:

Mountain, he’s my babyest boy and my favorite kitty uwu he is a silver tabby and loves naps and will snuggle on his own terms.

Pinecone, our recent puppy we adopted! He’s a german shephard mix and is only 6 months old. He is super exciteable and loves cuddles and we are currently training him to be well behaved.

Fish! We had 6, today the number went to 4 :(( Currently we have two Neon Tetras and teo Zebra Danios in the tank, this morning our Albino Cory Catfish I named Reshi died and then yesterday our Red Finned Shark died too so we’re a bit worried about the water(we’re gonna replace the filter with a new one we bought) We only just got the fish too so I’m a bit bummed lol We’ll be getting some new fish to fill the tank soon when my little brother comes out so hopefully by then whatever issue happened will be sorted out. We will be going to a different pet store juuust in case too since the one we went to didnt have the best quality of care for the fish that they were selling.

So a bit more info than you bargained for im sure but XD Here are a few pictures below and a pic of the late Reshi LOL

#ooc #mod #dl #munday #pets!!!#Mountain is my BOY #I’m not a dog person but im warming up to Pinecone slowly #hes sweet but exciteable LOL very obnoxious #not a bad dog tho by any means

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rickktish · 2 years

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Batfam Alphabet Mafia headcanons

Bruce

Bruce is pansexual/panromantic, uses he/they pronouns but is too shy to actually tell anyone for the longest time.

Batman is bisexual/demiromantic, uses he/it pronouns.

Will not elaborate under any circumstances.

“IT’S THE BAT!” Is such a gender euphoric thing to hear while swooping down on your enemies guys you have no idea

Dick

He/him lesbian?

Panromantic polysexual?

Gender???

No answers. None.

In practice? he/him pronouns. He refuses to inconvenience those around him even slightly by asking them to try using anything else.

“What do you mean i wouldn’t be inconveniencing anyone? No, I don’t feel inconvenienced switching pronouns for others. No, you don’t get it, I don’t want to make anyone uncomfy.”

In truth? Gender neutral pronouns make them feel uwu. They also have she/her days— rarely, but it happens.

If dangled over a shark pit without access to batshark repellant and forced to choose, would probably identify as a genderfluid pan with polyamorous leanings. But only very reluctantly.

Jason

He/him pronouns but in a very gnc way, like yes, he uses he/him, but damn if he doesn’t look good in a dress, you can’t stop him

He has actually never been emotionally attracted to a woman. Sexually he’s not picky, but emotionally? Does not see the appeal.

Demiromantic.

Cass

Does not object to she/her pronouns but neither does she actually possess a gender

Dislikes he/him and has vaguely uninterested feelings toward they/them but will not be offended.

Attraction is... not a concept she feels she fully grasps. Best guess is on the aroace spectrum? She just doesn’t feel confident on the idea as a whole.

Currently can comfortably call her relationship with Steph a qpr, but that might change as her understanding evolves

Tim

Genderfluid nonbinary. The gender spectrum has very minimal extremes, never fully one direction or the other, but the position on the graph does move around on the daily.

Demisexual biromantic.

Steph

Genderfluid but only rarely really; predominantly a she/her with the occasional theyday thrown in for spice.

A disaster bi in the most intentionally chaotic sense.

Duke

Genderfluid, but with all the extremes that Tim can’t grasp. Took all the gender when Tim and Damian weren’t looking.

Girls are pretty and Duke likes them a lot. Boys are bleh. Not outside the realm of possibility, but it would take a really special guy.

Damian

Agender he/they.

Gay. Just. Deeply gay.

Being gay for Damian means being unintentionally attracted only to men and agender people

This has turned into an ongoing joke among the batsiblings, waiting after Dami admits to having a crush for that person to come out as agender. It’s happened like three times, he still claims it’s coincidence but none of the family believe him

Babs

AMAB she/her. Batman year one involved Bruce rescuing Gordon’s infant son, after all— and idc what people say about Jim’s serial killer son, whatever, Babs has only child energy and I refuse to believe she has an older brother. Serial killer gordon can be younger than Babs but not older.

83% confident she’s straight, but it’s still technically shaky ground.

Alfred

Cis, spent the better part of his years as both an actor and a member of british intelligence as the company bicycle for both professions

Has vast and unknowable power and managed to keep Bruce completely unaware of his romantic or sex life whilst growing up

As an adult he has now made a game of flirting with anyone around his age he encounters while in Bruce’s presence

Has had an emotional Something going on with Leslie Thompkins since Bruce was like 12 but neither of them can find the time to define it and so Something it remains

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onewomancitadel · 11 months

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I hate that fucking shark guy in BOTW and I'm not afraid to say it. I categorically hate characters that are considered by fandom to be harmless soft funny wholesome uwu best boy ever. I'm going to hunt your blorbo for sport

#I know what his name is and that he's a Zora #actually the first Zora that was shark inspired was Princess Ruto in OOT #ship and let ship or whatever but I just know that shark guy/link shippers are in personality not people I would ever ever ever ever ever #get along with. not least because you wholecloth invented characterisation for two different characters

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thesundaytea · 2 years

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I'M LATE but I really love these games!!!! thank you @gender-snatched (rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to get to know better)

name: Tea

star sign: Gemini

height: 1.70m

time: 2:31 pm

birthday: Nope rope

favorite bands/artists: Vundabar, The Artic Monkeys

last movie: Za duzy na bajki (it's polish)

last show: RuPaul's Drag Race heheheehehe

when did i create this blog: Yikes, I think it was in 2017

what i post: Newmann! Pacific Rim, Star Trek, IASIP, memes, and a lot of bunch of stuff that I love

last thing i googled: Sharks Imagine Dragons song

other blogs: I only have this one (should I create another one?)

do i get asks? Not that much :( please do ask!!!! I love interacting with you lot uwu

following: like 200 hehehhe

average hours of sleep: 6-7 hrs

instruments: nope rope :'3

what i’m wearing: Yikes. Baggy shirt, sweat pants, and sandals :p

dream job: Working in cinema as a script writter!!

dream trip: Going to Sweden and buy in the original Ikea :D

nationality: nope rope

favorite songs: Smile Boyo and Alien Blues, by Vundabar

Sugar crush, by ElyOtto

Knee socks and Are U Mine, by The Artic Monkeys

last book i’ve read: Daughter, by Jane Shemilt

top 3 fictional universes i’d like to live in:

-Pacific Rim! I wanna be in a jaegar :D

-Doctor Who!

-Star Trek!!!

It took me suuuuper long, but thank you for tagging me!!! Let me tag you back

@yeet-wolf-in-the-stars @spac3-c4det @kaiju-bone-moisturizer @benito-el-gato-con-gorrito @jooliefiveash @missanthropicprinciple @irisbleufic @keepcalmandeattoast @nakiju13 @lemonade-boy @hermannsthumb @gottliebed @froggy-horror-picture-show @newtgottlieb @coulson-is-an-avenger @tio-trile @feriowind @fueledbymaple @hotgarbagedumpsterfire @kowabungadoodles @bae-science

#tagged

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thebugass · 1 year

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Total Drama Questions

By @the-type-a

1. Favorite character & why? Courtney because of the simple fact that she slays. She terrifies me and intrigues me. What made you like this, Courtney? Are you aware that you're a wreck? Can I fix you? Are you okay? Questions that the show will choose to demonize Courtney over answering every time, but a boy an dream.

2. Favorite season? Season one

3. Worst season? ...All Stars

4. Otp? Courtney x Duncan

5. Top 3 couples? Courtney x Duncan, Harold x Lashawna, Alejandro x Heather

6. Create your own challenge. Kiss me...... please?

7. Describe your OC. My OCs a bug. He wouldn't do very well on total drama considering the fact that he's a bug. He wouldn't try either. He'd just bug the competition. What a lad.

8. Least fav character & why? Owen. I understand that he's the nostalgic face of the series, but dear lord, not one of his jokes has ever landed for me. If you're into fart jokes, good for you. I'm sick of it, and it's just gross for me. At least Justin had "I wouldn't know, math is for ugly people." I quote that daily. I'm also a huge Mike hater. As somebody with DID... oof. Can I have... better representation... please? I'll take anything at this point. Just don't make EVERY CHARACTER WITH DID EVIL STOP ITTTT. im the only evil one uwu :) WAIt NO I FORGOT ABOUT SIERRA. This list is going off the rails, I'm sorry. Sierra's 100% my least favorite, though. Isn't abuse and stalking FUNNY, guys? Isn't this horrible thing I had to deal with for years just absolutely HILARIOUS. Insert laughs here. No. I'm giving you judgmental stares, Fresh TV. You've been towing the line for a while, and Sierra just crossed it and then ran a few miles for good measure. Fuck you, Sierra.

9. Favorite challenge? The awakeathon. It was a down to earth, neat idea. Not to say I don't like the insane ideas from later, because I do, but it just felt so... normal. When they're getting mauled by bears, I can't relate. I CAN relate to being exhausted because please just let me sleep.

10. Do you have a favorite fan fic? Yes. You don't get to know what it is, though.

11. How old were you when you joined the fandom? Thirteen when I watched the show and fourteen when I began to stalk the fandom from the shadows.

12. Did you ever RP, if so, who? Never done a total drama RP, I'm afraid. The idea just has never appealed to me.

13. Top five girls? Am I allowed to list Courtney five times? No? Okay. Courtney, Heather, ...God, I have the Wiki pulled up. I do not like many of these poor people, do I? Bridgette's alright. I like Crimson because she has a cool design. Lashawna's a neat lass, too.

14. Top five guys? Duncan, Alejandro, Noah, Cody, and Harold.

15. Who would you join an alliance with? I'll take Bridgette or Gwen. Bridge is entirely useless and I'm not all that fond of Gwen, but they seem vaguely trustworthy. Don't let Gwen near your boyfriends, though.

16. Who would you wanna go against in the final two? Cody. I can beat Cody's ass. (Sorry Cody ily)

17. Underrated character? Courtney. Very popular character, but there is no height that she can reach that wouldn't be underrated for her magnificence.

18. Favorite TDWT song? THE ONE ABOUT BUG FUCKING. You see, I am a bug. I do not fuck bugs but you get my point. If I had one. I don't think I had a point.

19. Worst TDWT song? The racist Chinese one.

20. Is there another show you’d like to see a crossover with TD? I want a TD crossover with my OCs (non TD related) just because they'd be so concerned the entire time like "Your host just threw a shark at you are you ok" and everyone would be like "Oh no thats normal"

21. Favorite team (of any season)? The villians from all stars. Hate all stars and hate almost all of the characters but fuck if it isn't funny to shove every asshole into one house with poor Gwen.

22. Who do you think deserved to win at least once? C O U R T N E Y. She would invest the money. Responsible little gal.

23. Something you would change 100% from any season? TDWT Duncney breakup. And if that has to happen, TDAS Gwuncan breakup. I still want it to happen, but GOD. If that abomination of a ship is what you destroy my OTP for, what was the point. Oh. Drama. Right. Listen, if Duncney has to go out, let it go out for something good. Not whatever that two second long relationship was.

#td duncney #td courtney #td duncan #total drama #td #tdi

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