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queenlua · 5 months

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ok this two-act history of "us politicians being schmaltzy/goofy about their dogs" had me in stitches

Nixon Agonistes referenced "Checkers speech" a couple times, right? so i have to go look it up, and:

The Checkers speech or Fund speech was an address made on September 23, 1952, by Senator Richard Nixon (R-CA), six weeks before the 1952 United States presidential election, in which he was the Republican nominee for Vice President. Nixon had been accused of improprieties relating to a fund established by his backers to reimburse him for his political expenses. His place was in doubt on the Republican ticket, so he flew to Los Angeles and delivered a half-hour television address in which he defended himself, attacked his opponents, and urged the audience to contact the Republican National Committee (RNC) to tell it whether he should remain on the ticket. During the speech, he stated that he intended to keep one gift, regardless of the outcome: a black-and-white Cocker Spaniel that his children had named Checkers, thus giving the address its popular name.

oh my god. "uwu why are u hating on me & my kids for loving our adorable dog." gotta love some emotionally manipulative campaigning lol

anyway, later on, wikipedia tells us: "The idea for the Checkers reference came from Franklin D. Roosevelt's Fala speech, given eight years to the day before Nixon's address, in which Roosevelt mocked Republican claims that he had sent a destroyer to fetch his dog, Fala, when Fala was supposedly left behind in the Aleutian Islands."

which inspired ANOTHER click and. here's the FDR quote

These Republican leaders have not been content with attacks on me, or my wife, or on my sons. No, not content with that, they now include my little dog, Fala. Well, of course, I don't resent attacks, and my family don't resent attacks, but Fala does resent them. You know, Fala is Scotch, and being a Scottie, as soon as he learned that the Republican fiction writers in Congress and out had concocted a story that I'd left him behind on an Aleutian island and had sent a destroyer back to find him – at a cost to the taxpayers of two or three, or eight or twenty million dollars – his Scotch soul was furious. He has not been the same dog since. I am accustomed to hearing malicious falsehoods about myself ... But I think I have a right to resent, to object, to libelous statements about my dog.

amazing. omg. "pivot to talking about dog" is apparently a tried-and-true maneuver in the political playbook lmao

bonus round: learned that Biden's dog is not the first presidential dog to go around biting people:

Major is not the first presidential dog to have biting incidents. In separate incidents, Franklin D. Roosevelt's dog Major (who was also a German Shepherd) bit United States SenatorHattie Wyatt Caraway, and attacked Prime Minister of the United KingdomRamsay MacDonald, tearing MacDonald's pants off.[19][20][21]Theodore Roosevelt's bull terrierPete bit numerous people, even tearing the pants off of ambassador of France to the United StatesJean Jules Jusserand.

#lua reads nixon agonistes #wikipedia dive du jour

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insidethemachine · 8 months

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Saburo Yamada - Hypnosis Microphone

Heyo, how’s it going~?

After having a mini heart attack cause half of Sabu-chan disappeared xd, here he is!

At first I didn't like how he was turning... like, he looked kinda ugly xd, so after several hours of observation I realized that I was using the wrong mesh for the top lol:

Not that the old mesh is bad, is a good mesh! But it wasn't what I needed for Sabu, as his shape is more of a cilinder. I gave up on the white t-shirt, and obviously worked more the texture (i was so lazy a year ago xd) cause he is not wearing a denim jacket, but a gakuran (this is my guess, seeing how the pants and jacket are the same color, and the pants are not like jeans, it totally looks like a uniform, if the hoodie wasnt there maybe we could solve this mystery by looking at the collar of the jacket owo)

I also updated his face but I don't have any screenshots of the before xd

I couldnt find a red cord or whatever he is using in his hips xd also I used this choker as it was the only double choker that I found that didnt look sexual >< he is a minor so yeah, I dont want to put that kind of things on him. In the rank of hypmic charas, he is quite up in my top, I love how sassy and arrogant he can be sometimes lol I think I like his style too more now, but I need for my life validate if he is wearing a gakuran or not xD I am team uniform so yeah jaja

All of the screenies obviously are him being sassy, following original artwork or just being serious cause i dont like taking out of character screenies, but if someone wants I can make some xd

cc list uwu:

Skin: https://obscurus-sims.tumblr.com/post/177617244118/ddarkstonee-elf-male-skin-hq-compatible-22 by @ddarkstonee https://mousysims.tumblr.com/post/627162293823848448/face-only-skinblend-masculine-feminine-all by @mousysims

Moles: https://fanaskher.tumblr.com/post/183690259961/molecular-52-mix-n-match-moles-something-that by @fanaskher

Hair and Eyelashes: https://kijiko-catfood.com/night-fog-ts4-edition-for-male/ http://kijiko-catfood.com/3d-lashes-uncurled-eyelashes-edition/ http://kijiko-catfood.com/eyebrow-ver2/ by @kijiko-sims

Eyebrows, pants and sneakers: EA's, I just recolored the pants. He is quite the normal boy so he didnt need too much cc haha

Eyes: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-eyecolors/title/earth-eyes-n98-non-default-heterochromia/id/1441076/ by @pralinesims

Choker: https://s-sac.tumblr.com/post/157233648840/sacmchoker04-download-do-not-edit by @s-sac

Top: https://nucrests.tumblr.com/post/647566526345592832/low-key-denim-hoodie-set-if-you-havent-notice by @nucrests, retextured by me

CAS BG: https://vyxated.tumblr.com/post/719719135185092608/cas-replacements-set-02 by @vyxated

If something is missing, you can found it in my last posts maybe xd. As always, if you want some retexture just pm me uwu but just retexture of some clothes, i dont want to 3d model for the sims, seems like torture...

That’s all for today~, next comes the king Samatoki (? I actually dont like him lol but have you heard his last song (https://youtu.be/__laAeqGWio)? is so gooddd Asanuma i luv u uwuwuuw

lol baii

#sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 cc #hypmic #buster bros #hypnosis microphone #cas #saburo yamada #hypmic sims

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glitchback · 2 years

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Any chance u could make some calne ca glitch edits? I love her a lot uwu

I've done one of her before, seen here! I might do another eventually, though.

...eventually....

#mostly I haven't been editing because I'm lazy and my brain is a sieve #but also focusing more on traditional art/other hobbies #and medical appointment conga line #hello my darling followers guess who just got ☆．。．:*･ PROBABLY SCOLIOSIS☆．。．:*･

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lemonykleonella · 3 years

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Happy birthday @seagoatea!! Love you sm bud, you turned Jared 19!

#kleo draws #gift for friend #art gift #not my oc #uwu love u cas

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haitanirindo · 3 years

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stop woobifying zuko or die by my sword

#he isn’t some weak little UwU babie who needs to be protected and coddled #obviously he deserves to be treated well but it’s obvious in canon that he can very much take care of himself #the dude broke metal chains with one kick. he broke a solid wooden table in half with one kick #also i’m pretty sure he only cried once in canon??? why is fanon zuko always crying???#sure he deserves a good cry but he isn’t the emotional wreck some of u portray him to be #this isn’t directed at anyone specific #i was just trying to read some zukka today and simply Could Not because i actually care about characterization kshskdhsj #noah fence #anyway #anti zukka #(not actually bc i love them but. just in case)#ok wait also!! he’s mean!! he’s sarcastic af and dare i say bitchy (with love) in canon #let him be an asshole #canon zuko would laugh in fanon zuko’s face and then shove him off a cliff #zuko #zukka #jetko #atla #text #cas speaks

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lazurusrising · 3 years

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stuckynatural part 2/??

#stuckynatural #spn #i experiemented with color balancing in this one!#i upped the blues for cas' pic and the greens for dean's #for obv reasons uwu #im also afraid to put this in the main tags lol #thank u to the anon for the lovely ask! <3 #quote from ca:tfa screencaps from 8x02

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cryptidmax · 3 years

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About to post my most controversial opinion yet... deanbenny was what destiel wanted to be

#everyday I wake up and choose violence #me who does not care for dean ships: I’m going to start a fight >:)#Benny does literally anything and deans like it’s okay baby I love u uwu #Cas does literally anything and dean threatens to set him on fire #they are not the same #also they’re kind of tragic and beautiful and also not to mention when king Sam kills Benny?? lmao??? y’all saw that right??#there’s something about those two being both inherently violent except for towards each other <3 #deans gotta take it out on everyone else and Bennys gotta kill people and yet.. they cannot hurt one another.. gay #spn

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floralsapphics · 3 years

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spell out your username with song titles

Tagged by: @brightburner Y E S BEHOLD MY ✨CHAOTIC MUSIC TASTES✨

Killer-Valerie Broussard

Young and Beautiful-Lana Del Rey

Landslide-Stevie Nicks

Oy-Gipsy Kings

Salz auf unserer Haut (MTV Unplugged)-Santiano

Savages-Marina and the Diamonds

Rasputin-Boney M

Everything I wanted-Billie Eilish

Níl Sén Lá-Celtic Woman

Tagging: @valuedabovehoardedgold @dark--saber @darkreys @sapphic-rey @thevagabondthoughts @bensoloislove

#love me some tag games uwu✨#Cas ;w;💖#thank u for the tag bb #as a thank you I will give you my best yam 🍠#his name is Greg and I hope you enjoy your new custody of one (1) yam #all these songs are on completely different wavelengths fmvjgkgkgkf #you can’t just go from deep angst listening to Landslide and then casually move on to RA RA RASPUTIN #my post #tag game #mutuals

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sakizremade · 4 years

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anyways even if jennie hadn't hurt her ankle people shouldn't have called her 'lazy' in the first place, she's a human being but people like to forget that lmao

#like the fact these kinds of things have to happen to idols so people ca be like 'uwu i feel so bad for her'#then u shouldnt have called her lazy in the first placejxnek??? like people really LOVE to pretend they know idols...yikes #mp #that these kind of things*

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castielcommunism · 2 years

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bestie…bestie….would u mayhaps post an excerpt from ch 6 of penny & pound 👉👈 it’s been a long week and the fans..they r desperate

uwu!!!! yes i can. this is the opening scene

Castiel wakes quietly, unhurried by an alarm or a command to get dressed.

He takes a deep breath, slowly exhaling. His room in the bunker is cool, as it always is, and the ever-present hush of the air system rustles against the vent grate in the corner of the room, rattling faintly in its bracket. Castiel opens his eyes and is greeted with the familiar bareness of the bunker’s concrete walls, cast in a soft yellow glow from the timer lamp on his desk—the only way to simulate the natural intrusion of daylight. It was a habit that Sam introduced to him to, and one he very much enjoys. Rubbing a hand over his eyes and face, he discovers a smile on his lips.

Castiel shifts onto his back, staring up at the ceiling. A pleasant, intense undertow lurks beneath the surface of his ribs, and he knows it will swell to unbearable levels when reality eventually sets in.

He kissed Dean last night. Many times. The ache in his jaw is proof of that. He laughs at the absurdity of it.

Castiel doesn’t linger in bed. He dresses, brushes his teeth, and takes more care in his appearance than he normally would on a morning when they aren’t working a case or going somewhere. There is a faint tremor in his hands as he carefully combs down the stubborn whorls of his hair. He stares at himself in the mirror, his eyes unable to settle on anything. He can’t stop smiling.

Emerging from his room, he trails down the hall. It’s quiet in the bunker, but the unmistakable smell of bacon cooking makes his heart begin to pound. Dean must be awake.

The library and war room are empty as he passes through them, meaning Sam and Eileen are not yet awake. As he approaches the kitchen he can hear the clatter of dishes and the sizzle of cooking food, along with a soft, indistinct hum. When Castiel arrives at the kitchen doorway, he stops short at the threshold without announcing himself, throat tightening at the sight of Dean.

His broad back is covered in an old grey t-shirt, and the loose waistband of his pajama bottoms cling pitifully to the swell of his hips. His hair is in delightful disarray, spiked up at the back from sleeping. Dean stands at the stove, armed with a spatula. The sizzle of bacon fills the kitchen; a cup of coffee, still steaming, is beside him on the counter. Several plates are stacked on the breakfast table, along with utensils, and Cas spots a package of Sam’s vegetarian bacon, already cut open and cooked, placed to the side on a small plate next to the stove. The kitchen is full of clutter and work; Dean has clearly been up for a while, and he’s humming something under his breath. Cas recognises it as Loves Me Like A Rock.

Hesitation keeps him rooted in place. Last night was real, yes. It’s something that cannot be taken from him. But he knows better than to assume, most especially when it comes to Dean.

Dean glances around for something, and turns towards the small island counter before noticing Cas in the doorway. He startles, the humming coming to an abrupt stop, and Cas feels his chest swell when Dean visibly relaxes at the sight of him.

“Morning, sunshine,” he says with a grin. His eyes linger when they would normally flit away, and the smile on his lips is decidedly knowing.

“Good morning, Dean.” He steps into the kitchen, surveying the scene before him as if he hadn’t already catalogued it all in meticulous detail. “You’ve been busy.”

“It’s Saturday,” Dean says with a shrug, watching Cas make a beeline to the coffee pot. There’s a mug already laid out for him. But not for Sam or Eileen, Castiel notes.

He glances up at Dean then, frowning. “It’s Thursday.”

“Is it?”

They grin at each other until he has to look back at his cup to ensure he doesn’t spill coffee everywhere. The ceramic mug is uncomfortably hot, but he wraps his hand around it, trying to banish some of the trembling in his fingers.

He can feel Dean’s eyes on him as he adds sugar and cream to his coffee. A common enough occurrence, but the intent behind it is new. He supposes a lot of things with Dean will feel new now. The thought makes him lightheaded.

“You get a good sleep?” Dean asks. Cas raises his coffee to his mouth to hide his smile.

“Not really,” he admits, leaning against the counter. Dean raises his brows, and he tips his head. “I had a difficult time falling asleep.”

Dean looks smug. “Well I slept like a baby.”

The bacon on the stove erupts in a crackle of grease, disrupting their staring, and Dean chides the bacon for its misbehaviour before frowning down at his shirt, poking at a fresh grease stain on his chest. It softens the skin under his chin and jaw, bunching in delicate lines around his face.

Castiel wonders how he’s going to manage now. Already he feels overwhelmed, the surge of joy in his chest too large for a human body to process, and he hasn’t even eaten breakfast yet. More importantly, he hasn’t even touched Dean yet.

“Hope you’re hungry,” Dean is saying, poking at the bacon. “I can start eggs if you want an omelette or something. Pancakes are also on the menu. Cas?”

“Yes,” he says automatically, straightening. “Yes, thank you.”

“Yes what?”

“Pancakes,” he says hurriedly. “How can I help?”

“Stand there and look pretty,” Dean says with a grin.

Cas smiles back. He wants to kiss him again. He wants to hear Dean make that desperate little noise that he made in the garage last night when he kissed him, a sound he has never heard Dean make before. He wants it so badly that the muscles in his abdomen begin to seize up from restraining himself.

Dean continues to meet his eyes, as if unable to help it, and Cas cannot look away. The tangle of Dean’s hair is at least partially because of Castiel’s fingers; the hot flush at the tips of his ears and across his cheeks are surely from the memory of last night. He is excruciatingly, unbearably beautiful.

Castiel sets his coffee down with the full intention of closing the distance between them and kissing Dean until the bacon is burnt black on the stove, but his plans are interrupted by the shuffling footfalls of Sam approaching. Dean glares over at the kitchen door before carefully controlling himself, his expression melting into a very good imitation of nonchalance.

“The party animals are awake,” he calls, watching with sadistic glee as Sam and Eileen squint and frown and shuffle their way towards the coffee machine. Castiel helpfully gets out of the way, passing over to the other side of the stove and brushing Dean’s back with his arm in the process. He feels Dean jump as lightning passes between them.

“You are so loud,” Sam complains, grabbing two mugs from the cupboard above the counter and handing one to Eileen.

“You guys are hungover?” Dean laughs, completely unrepentant. “Wait, you guys partied hard enough to get slammed and you also went to bed before one?”

Sam grumbles something that sounds suspiciously like ‘fuck off’ before retreating to the safety of the kitchen table, coffee cupped protectively close to his chest. Eileen, generally a morning person, keeps her head tucked down as she pours her coffee, daring anyone to try to get her attention.

Cas lingers by the stove while Dean coaxes breakfast orders out of Sam and Eileen. He doesn’t need any help with cooking, but he eventually begins asking for it anyway, and Cas is content to let him boss him around. Any excuse for their hands to brush or shoulders to bump together is used greedily, and they orbit one another in wobbly ellipticals, failing to crash together only by the grace of Sam and Eileen’s presence behind them.

As he helps Dean rinse the dishes and load them, easily a one-person job, he feels Dean’s eyes on him and looks up. They’re standing unnecessarily close together at the sink, shoulders brushing, and Dean smiles, gaze directed at his mouth.

“You know what a good morning kiss is?” he asks in a low voice, only for Castiel to hear.

Cas yanks the sink’s handle upwards, holding a dish beneath the tap and oblivious to the amount of water being sprayed everywhere. “I think I have a vague idea.”

“Well, I wanna give you one.”

Castiel feels like he’s going to burst apart as he hands Dean the rinsed plate. “Then do it,” he whispers back, heart pounding, and Dean is so close that his breath blows against his face when he laughs.

Cas waits, unable to breathe, as Dean steps briefly away to set the dish into the top rack. Leaning back in, he jerks his head behind them, towards the breakfast table. “After,” he says, and hands Cas a cup to rinse out.

“After,” Cas echoes, and closes his eyes for a moment as Dean wanders over to the table, speaking to Sam in a loudly cheery tone that will inevitably lead to warfare.

After, he repeats silently as he watches hot water fill the cup in his hand. He just needs to get through breakfast.

#fic.txt #asks #my writing #this is mostly done i think

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minkmousesworld · 3 years

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(This is becoming a VERY cruel joke because I think it didn’t send again /j)

</3 I’ve been forsaken /j

FALSE!! JUST ADMIT U ARE THE SUS ONE!!

👀 I look respectfully at ur zenitsu stocking ideas… very good taste

AWW that has a lot of potential!! Imagine Lamias whos tails are so sensitive that they can’t help shivering at you touching them even above the tail covering. That part of them just doesn’t get attention a lot, so having a partner they trust finally touch their tail can be very exciting for them.

Or potentially a lamia who is rlly shy about you touching or seeing their tail uncovered, but has to ask you for help with shedding since you’re the only person they trust with the task.. it’s supposed to be a simple job but they keep squirming and gasping in such a cute way that it’s hard to keep focused

I hope so too !! I hope u get some good rest <3

Make sure to tell me how the iced coffee goes when u do! (o^ ^o) /

,,, I actually love my nightshift so far AFDGGDA take that with a grain of salt tho cuz I basically just started. But yeah same I sleep the majority of the day away to make up for it!

I’m having a good day thank u <33 I hope u Drink plenty of water today !!

considering what happened, it sounds even funnier, I'm sorry, sunshine;;; pffff-

</3 I’ve been forsaken /j

NOOO sorry;;; but you're so funny and cute, like "uwu agsghstsysgs" </333

FALSE!! JUST ADMIT U ARE THE SUS ONE!!

NO, IT'S YOU! I'm a witness to your suspicious activity! (┛✧Д✧))┛彡┻━┻

👀 I look respectfully at ur zenitsu stocking ideas… very good taste

zenitsu was born to wear stockings <3 besides, listen, his legs and thighs should be really strong, given his breathing...

♡♡♡

these ideas are so beautiful...

listen, a lamia who wants you to wrap their tails around you, but you don't have a tail, so they want you to wrap your legs around them;;; a lamia who constantly playfully wraps their tail around you, and you think that they are just very playful, but then you find out that this is an invitation to mating in lamias;;; a lamia who flirts with you, saying that they have really long tongues, and you can check it out;;;

lamia, who boasts that they have a very beautiful tail, so that you consider them a good (healthy and strong) partner, but you don't understand what they mean;;; lamia, who uses aphrodisiac / pheromones, but they turn from flirtatious to sad because "it doesn't work on people???"

.. but, to be honest, I love your idea about the lamia, which is hard to shed the old skin; their new tail is too sensitive, and they can't do it themselves, but they are so embarrassed that you see them in such a vulnerable state.

or at some point you realize that you need a break, because you feel hot because of the sounds, but shedding can not be postponed at this stage, and you just stay alone with a sensitive and cute lamia and wonder how you got to such a stage in life that you listen to lamia's moans...

... I never thought that I could love them so much </3

Make sure to tell me how the iced coffee goes when u do! (o^ ^o) /

of course, honey♡

,,, I actually love my nightshift so far AFDGGDA take that with a grain of salt tho cuz I basically just started. But yeah same I sleep the majority of the day away to make up for it!

I understand you. but I, for example, often neglect my health when I like something, so I seriously advise you to have a good rest and take care of your regime♡

I’m having a good day thank u <33 I hope u Drink plenty of water today !!

I'll remind you about the water again! And don't forget to eat well! <3

#🐹.monster anon♡#🐹.cute mouse #🧺.stuff #🍭.xenophilia

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notmanagingmymischief · 3 years

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ᴇxᴀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴇx | ꜱᴄᴏᴏʙʏ ᴅᴏᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ

THANKS @cordeliaswhore NOW I HAVE TO DO THIS

anyway welcome back to examinations with me enjoy

today on the list is: scooby doo the movie, came out in 2002 yet gives off the strongest 90s vibes I've ever perceived

there will be swearing ahead, obviously

this is the only gif i could find and yknow what i agree completely

five seconds in and YEP this is definitely from the 90s can't change my mind

OH MY GODS fred checking himself out in the mirror sdvgfkfjha

daphne is hot

velma is hot

why are they so hot

i still don't know how the ghost glowed btw, like...i get the floating bit but what made him glow???????????? explain that one, velma

"the ghost was pawing me for an hour and a half" pfffff-

NO YOU CAN'T QUIT

STOP

I FORGOT THAT THIS BIT MAKES ME CRY

STOP

UGH

shaggy and scooby are clearly smoking o u i d and I love that for them ngl

hydrocloricon???? now I really need to here about that one my g

huh, this is...this is very weird.

watching this at 16 and understanding what they're talking about...the amount of mature jokes they put in this is AMAZING

oh gods daphne and velma are still hot

jInKiEz

YEAH, SAME, KID IN THE ORANGE SHIRT AND BACKPACK GIVING GRANDDOO THE L O O K

i'm whimpering

oooh pretty lady

nailed it shaggster

DON'T EAT THE KITTY GRANDMA BAHAHA

god these songs are still total bops even 20 years later LMAO

e l e c t r i c a l t o r t u r e p a r a d e ? ? what the f u c k ? !

BAHAHA HIM SMACKING A TOURIST CLEARLY ON PURPOSE IS HILARIOUS ADFHJ

"r a w r hehehe UwU" vibes from the park honor

goddamn carol is a badass bitch! (girlboss)

oh you know when you go to an amusement park and they're just casually conducting an an intricate ceremony to summon hades that's my favorite

god

this is so...there are so many things to talk about here so many issues

first of all, if an amusement park is encouraging sacred rituals where they summon the walmart version of cerberus, that's a HUGE red flag right there

next, this reminds me of like...what they would do in hawaii, except...so much more cursed

lmao velma's change of expression from 😰 to 😏 is amazing

the guy: "do my friends scare you?? >:)"

velma: "heh. they would except they're not real and here's why LMAO"

but yknow I do love that V is noticing how the back row of kids are all chanting along with the ritual mantra, which is definitely strange

dsgfhkfajl so many things are going on here and idk if i love it or hate it SAHGDH

*pat pat pat pat* wHaT a SmArT lItTlE oNe 😒

i'm in love with the fact that a talking dog just walkin around, answering phone calls and what have you, is just totally accepted. the guy just sets the phone down as if he gets calls for talking dogs every day

"no one's ever given me a stuffed dismembered head before...🥺" i know she's not who we think she is but also that was adorable

SKINNY AEROBICIZED BOOTY WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

oh scooby....so idiotic yet so beautifully innocent. love you man.

THIS SFX oh my gods the monsters are so horribly made yet so gorgeous how is this movie so perfect in every way

the little sneeze 🥺

i have no words for most of this castle scene so here's me not giving you any words for this castle scene lol

never mind i have words

2,000 year old can of chinese whoop-ass lmao sure babe

VELMA'S GIGGLEEEE 😫🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

and by scare the *i have no idea what that word is nor how to spell it so um...let's just say shit???* outta daphne you mean you wanted to be alone with her in order to flirt with her after ten years of being apart

i see you velma

and i see those sapphic thoughts behind those glasses

go get your girl bb 😌🧡

LMAO ALL YOU CARE ABOUT ARE SWIMSUIT MODELS

this entire team is gay and you cannot tell me otherwise and while I'm not saying the Fred and Shaggy would be good together.....mystery husbands??

going on double dates with mystery wives daphne and velma????

i think this is a perfect idea tim burton sign me onto your next project

dorky chicks like her do what-

fred I-

stop hiding, you can admit that you're gay. please. stop...doing whatever you just did to velma. please.

same, V. same.

why does...why did they make Daphne moan every time she tried to do something difficult? like she's trying to push the pull doors but in the process she's just like "aeugh 😫"

"oh yeah, oh yeah--OH NO-"

f r e d d y ? o _ o

why is there a movie set in this ride

𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓃𝑔 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓊𝒶𝓁.

followed by

ＩＷＩＬＬＣＲＵＳＨＹＯＵＲＢＯＮＥＳＩＮＴＯＤＵＳＴ

and then back to

ᴡᴏʀᴅ! ;D

gods why did they put Daph in such a revealing dress-

i jumped in unison with Daphe I wasn't expecting a fucking jumpscare-

girl why did you wait ten seconds to jump out of those walls, like you almost got squished, you should have started running the second they started moving LMAO

burping competition. 𝑒𝓌.

we're here. to solve. a mystery.

yes daphne tell those men who's boss

were....was this group of oompa loompas and their john cena knockoff just.....waiting by the door? to hear the alarm?? like there's no way they ran up that big ass hill in literally five seconds

the plot holes are large but my amusement is larger so i'll let it slide

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY, IN THREE SECONDS, COMPLETELY SILENTLY, SQUEEZE THEIR ASSES INTO THESE PROP THINGS

HUH????????!

oh yeah and they didn't hear that fire explode right behind them plus shaggy saying "like oh no" uh huh sure

he's strong but he's also ✨𝒹𝑒𝒶𝒻✨

absolute BOPS in this move

Y A S

I-

why would you...show that to the guy? like didn't you say that it might be him? PLUS WHY OUT IN THE OPEN

like why you in the fuckin party zone like "HEY MR WHATS-HIS-NAME LOOK WE FOUND BILL CIPHER'S TWIN"

lmao gravity falls references

i miss that show 😔

oh yeah, totally just tell him that he's a suspect. reaaaaal smart Fred

dear gods men are stupid🙄

gay high five

cmon just go for it you know y'all wanna kiss just d o i t

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ON THE BAR

VELMA

BABE

YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THIS YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO EXAMINE ANCIENT TRANSCRIPTS ON THIS PYRAMID WHERE LITERALLY ANYBODY COULD SEE YOU

GURL

the intimidating sit down at the piano just for it to be "didlalalala" LMFAO

big scary man:😤😠

his music taste:🎼🎼

velma....i love you but....why can you understand pandaemonic?? (no, not the pandemic, it's a very old [noexistant] language stfu y'all)

nice sweater

she definitely wasn't expecting alcohol and that OvO look was priceless

"and daphne.....so beautiful..." YES VELMA YOU'RE GAY FOR DAPHNE JUST ADMIT IT

no fred did not know how to accessorize, he wore the same goddamn ascot everyday stop it

YOU DON'T HAVE THE SCROTE FOR THIS JOB BAHAHA THAT WAS DEFINITELY A DICK JOKE I AM SFGJASBD

wheezing currently

is scrappydoo, like...scooby's cousin? brother? estranged, twice removed, very distant aunt???? o_0

velma's giigggleeee 😭😭

clean your beans at don knotts' christmas party....pfff

fred get off the table

OH MY GOD IT'S DONALD TRUMP AAAAA

(it's not actually trump, i'm just using the metaphor because it might as well be LMAO sorry not sorry trump supporters 🤪✌)

BAHAHA

"thank you! ...nice mask! bad breath though."

VELMA IS A BADASS BITCH WHO AINT AFRAID OF NOTHING AND SHE KNOWS IT

the sfx in this movie are....so good for 2002, in all seriousness, the visual affects team definitely needed to get paid big bucks for that shit, but it's still so funny

YOU REMIND ME OF THE MAN

what man???

THE MAN WITH THE POWER

what power??

OH, THE POWER OF VOODOO!

who do??

YOU DO!

OH MY GODS I FORGOT THAT THIS SONG WAS IN THIS MOVIE I LOVED THIS SHIT

SCOOBY GIVING THE MONSTER AN IMPROMPTU MANICURE AND THE THING JUST STOPS AND IS LIKE "HEY GET THE--huh?? oh? you--you're gonna do my nails? aww...please continue *0*"

these things act like annoyed siblings, just smacking each other and grumbling very strange scarily english-like sounds

shaggy I-

I can understand leaving Fred behind he's definitely a douche

but velma??????? bruh what did she do to you besides carry this entire team on her back?????

"help?"

the fucking COASTGUARD are in on this shit too?! WHY??????

this song-

"i look at you and try to do the best i can"???

absolute gold

i did not realize how much subtle swearing there is

those were pull doors. shaggy and scooby leaning on them would open them, not hold them shut. instead of punching through the windows you could have just opened the doors. what the fuck is this movie

those guitars are not connected to anything, therefore when you hit them on things they will not make any noise except the sickening sound of crunching aluminum alloy.

yep the girl is a monster but she's still adorable soooo

a bowl of souls

I've always wanted to dip my hands in that thing just to know how it feels

like...is it just like water? it's definitely cold, no doubt about it. maybe it's thicker, like...thiccit. idk but i wanna touch

oh gods velma's hotter

they put her in a regular shirt

she's hotter now

they cut her hair

oh dear gods Daphne's gonna go insane LMAO

fred...stop being a pervert. no one likes you.

Daph: I can handle this guy U^U

also Daph: *typical teenage greeting*

um yeah, i think them taking over the world is less mean and more psychotic babe

awwww scoobyyyy

my poor baby all locked up and whimperingg

i'm pouting. :((

BAHA

SCOOBERT

WHAT

no one is talking about the fact that shaggy eats dog treats huh

this plan scene is so reminiscent to home alone

i love it

great cover guys, those dancing skills are pro level (????)

BANANA PHANNA PHO PHANNA YES QUEEN SING THE NAME GAME

daphneee stop moaningggg

PUNK VERSION OF "SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO" SUPREMACY

okay but like the thing with the souls all flying back to their bodies? yes please.

EWEWEWEW

HETERSEXUALITY

DAPHNE STOP

the boy is fogging up her glasses yes but she's using that as an excuse because she doesn't want him to kiss her

daphne

awww i hope shaggy and mary-ann got together after this film that would be adorable

scrappy: "if not for you meddling sons of b--"

Daphne: :O

Fred : o_0

Velma: o _ o

Shaggy: T^T

i will never understand how Velma always wears that thick ass sweater EVERYWHERE, like everyone else is wearing shorts and T's, isn't she, like, really warm??????

and the ending is funky, hell yea

Overall, I'd give this a....36 oz. box of scooby snacks/10.

very nice movie when I was a kid, even better movie now that i'm an adult.

would recommend.

link

#examinations with bex #scooby doo: the movie #i loved every second of this

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why do u hate dean so much (and also possibly castiel (and also probably everyone except for dean))) !! i am not a w!ncester (which is nasty - i have siblings and. why do people do that) !!

hi i’m the anon again and i’m not like. fighting with u but i haven’t found any meta on ur blog and i would like to know ur reasoning for hating everyone but sam (who is Amazing)

hello anon i am happy to explain! i understand you asking because you’re right, i don’t really write meta 😅 i just throw my opinions out into the void for whoever agrees lmao. lemme slap a read more on this bad boy and let’s get into it

i hate dean because of the way he treats sam (and he’s no sweetheart to cas either). he’s argumentative, violent, hypocritical, and stubborn, and shifts the goalposts constantly. 10+ years of abusive behavior being brushed off as ‘brotherly love uwu’ by the show and the fandom got real irritating. doesn’t help that the narrative always seems to portray him positively (’righteous man’ bullshit) and condemn sam no matter what. not to mention his misogyny, which i’ve discussed in length before, and as i mentioned briefly in another post, i just.. don’t enjoy the bad boy/tough guy tropes which dean is basically the lovechild of. it’s also the reason i don’t vibe with dean even when people make lgbt headcanons or try to paint him in a more positive, redeeming light. even if he weren’t abusive, i probably just wouldn’t care much for him. here’s a shocking character development from me; i do think he has some genuinely funny moments! but unfortunately they are all sandwiched between 15 seasons of infuriating crap. check out @deantransgressions2 for a beautifully formatted blog chock full of receipts.

the problems i have with cas aren’t so much his decisions or his character, but how in the later seasons he just became a plot device for whatever dumb shit the writers felt like pulling. i feel like he was always kinda shoehorned into everything because the writers knew how big of a hard-on the fans had for him. every time he died i felt literally nothing because i knew he would come back. and he always did, even with his final death in the empty. is it true that he magically ended back up in heaven? because it’s no surprise that they couldn’t commit to getting rid of him, up til the very end. for me, he just became emblematic of the show’s bad writing.

i stopped watching in season 11 when he was possessed by lucifer because i think that was just so fucking stupid. it made no sense, it threw s5 canon right out the window, and misha’s acting was.. not good. i don’t ship him with sam but i can admit those two have way more chemistry than dean and cas. his confession to dean felt so forced. i feel like they never had any truly deep, poignant interactions, and the writers were just pandering to the shippers in the most pathetic and on-brand way.

as for everyone else, i don’t really hate them as much as.. don’t care for them. sam is really the only thing keeping me in the proximity of this fandom. literally my ask blog only has sam and maybe dean and cas and the rest is all original characters of mine! but if i had to pick some supporting characters i loved, i gotta go with jack, ruby, kevin, rufus, and billie. they can stay <3

i appreciate you sending this, i’m always happy to explain to someone who’s genuinely curious. maybe if i make a proper intro post i’ll link this on there so people know wtf is up. thanks for asking!

#anti dean winchester #anti castiel #spn wank #spn critical

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