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bumpscosity · 1 year
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Leg pain is becoming a regular period symptom everything is horrible I need to explode
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nebulousmedic · 4 months
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Sometimes you just gotta give your faves cramps, yknow?
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cheerfullycatholic · 7 months
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*from secularprolife's Instagram story
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latinokokonoi · 4 months
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luffy must’ve been jumping and kicking every single day when he was a fetus in crocodile’s uterus
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neznakomkav · 4 months
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WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!
IT'S TW: GORE, NUDITY, BLOOD, NECROSIS, HORNY VALTEIL!!!
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lesinquietes · 30 days
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I fucking love thinking about how by-the-books Erwin Smith dares to deviate from regime and reason solely for you. Like, he knows it isn’t chill to lock you away so you’re safe and no one else can see you, but does he release you? That would be utterly preposterous. You know how deep his love for you runs. It scares you. If only you took the time to hear him out. Maybe then, your confusion wouldn’t lead to big, silly emotions, like fear and anger. Maybe then, you wouldn’t try to flee at every opportunity you’re given, regardless of how conceivably thin your chance of escape is. He feels pathetic admitting he doesn’t handle rejection very well — especially not when it comes from you. The next time you run, he promised himself he’d physically incapacitate you. If he’s feeling kind, he might even let you choose.
What’ll it be: a baby or broken bones?
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beeftendergroin · 10 months
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Taxidermy: The art of mounting, stuffing, and preserving for the purpose of display.
Thank you @unlovedanimals for that cannibal obikin post, which gave birth to anakin eating obi-wan's uterus😔🤰
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merlinemrysse · 6 months
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hey tf2 folks is it ok if I trans his gender rq or will you send me to hell (where I will see him and ultimately trans his gender regardless)
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thelunarsystemwrites · 2 months
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When the monthly dysphoria train hits:
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Murder Daddy Kinktober 18 won’t be happening as I’m a tired, pained mess after having an IUD fitted yesterday, love y’all but I need to sleep most of today. 🩵🫶🏻✌🏻
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aroace-optimus-primal · 9 months
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Something I don't understand is how other AFAB people can just be so blasé about periods. Like, doesn't it depress you guys? Knowing that you're doomed to suffer silently, dozens of times a year for almost the rest of your life? Just because you were born a certain way? How can people be normal about that? I practically (not quite, but almost) go through a whole dang depressive episode every month, I'm literally going through one now.
How do y'all do it? /gen
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sailorgundam308 · 3 days
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Me this weekend: “GONNA WORK SO HARD ON COMMISSIONS AND REORGANIZE THE FURNITURE AND DO LAUNDRY AND—“
Me, 5min afterwards: bleeding from my cunt, bleeding from my nose, throwing up because of a massive migraine
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hylianengineer · 3 days
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I've been reading about IUDs and I'm really shocked by how much all the official websites want to tell me they don't hurt that much when inserted, even as they cite evidence to the contrary. In people who haven't given birth, fifteen percent experience severe pain and the average pain rating out of ten is 6.6 (both numbers are lower in people who have given birth, and 6.6 is right on the border between what this study classifies as moderate vs severe pain). That's BAD! That's over one in ten people, or about the same odds as me rolling a 1, 2, or 3 on my 20-sided dice during a Dungeons and Dragons roll. If you've played Dungeons and Dragons, you're probably thinking the same thing I am - I do not like those odds.
Also, that 15% study was partly funded by the companies that make IUDs, so I consider it suspect - in the sense that I'd expect them to report it being less awful than it is.
This article I'm reading just said not to rely on 'online scare stories' for information. Bitch, you're the one writing the scare story! The data is right there! Fifteen percent! Six point six out of ten!
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papasmicstand · 7 months
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As an elder uterus-owner I'm dead serious about this-
If you suffer from period cramps it helps to have an orgasm on the first day of your cycle (2 is even better). Try it! The worst that happens is you have 2 orgasms. And if it works you feel better the whole week.
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some-vents-idk-yall · 2 months
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man fuck having a uterus 👎 0/10 would not recommend, terrible user experience
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wherefore-whinnies · 7 months
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very kind of the uterus and chronic illness tag team to finally allow me to drink more than a sip of water after languishing in the throes of dehydration and bleeding out my internal organs for the past 48 hours
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