#usedhearts

[furby-organist]

@usedhearts (x)

[Leal] It seems they're now playing a trumpet duet. BWAH.

> Indeedy! And Yes Sir, That's My Baby from Alexa! That's his kewpie!

#usedhearts #// me crying thinking back to when they first hit it off and alexa showed up at a radiodemon potluck and saw Leal and that song played out #of his body radio..... WEEPS

[autokrates]

@usedhearts replied to your post “Picking up my children one by one to fling them...”:

🩸 Fling them an extra time for me!

​I'll fling them extra far too, just so they know its a Leal Toss.

#usedhearts

[radioconstructed]

@usedhearts said: 🩸That is the most awful baby name I have ever seen! That poor girl is going to get bullied relentlessly! Her parents are sadists!

⌖ I have an entire COLLECTION of terrible baby names! Some of these people should NOT be allowed to name a baby! My FAVORITE tragedeighs are REIGNBEAUX (pronounced Rainbow), XAIQUIRI (pronounced ZACHARY) and MITOCHONDRIA!

#⌖ online #usedhearts

[a-royal-hoot]

🐴 o fuk owl day hapee owl day

📖 BLITZYYYYYYYY!!!! ✨✨✨💜💜💜 Thank you, dear!

#usedhearts #📖 🐴 #📖 Always a delight to hear from you!!

[abracafockyou]

"Well!" Lucifer looked up at Dewdrop, smiling that sharp toothed grin of his. "Look who's home! Been a tick, hasn't it? Soooo, how's everything?"

 💧 After falling back to Hell practically on her ass, the dark lord was the last person she thought would be waiting. Dewdrop doesn't particularly want to be home. His oceanic eyes surrounded by the sun looked up momentarily, if not to ignore the humor of how short Lucifer came across.

"Everything?" She asked with wide eyes as she looked back to the emperor of Hell. "Fine! Fine, your majesty. I'm fine, they're fine, earth is--" Shit. It's pretty shit. But Lucifer already knew that. "The same. Despite what we've been summoned for."

#dewdrop #replies #asks #usedhearts

[hclluvahctel]

@usedhearts replied: "Mm, nah." Blitzo cackled as he /yanked/ Striker's tail instead.

WELL, HE WARNED HIM. The moment the pain registered from his tail, Striker snarled and launched forward with his teeth bared. Biting down on the arm that was tormenting him.

#usedhearts #striker ;; ic

[ruddygore]

@usedhearts replied to your post “📺 If I send you 800 would you accept a wire...”:

📺 Fuck it, check your account, sent the money. 📺 Also yeah, meow too.

​BY JOVE, HE ACTUALLY DID IT. I SUPPOSE I'VE GOT TO UPHOLD MY END OF THE DEAL, THEN. I'LL BE CONTACTING YOU MOMENTARILY.

#usedhearts

[infernal-feminae]

ღ Ozzie and Lucifer for any muses you'd like to answer it for <3

attraction meme

Ozzie

Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

Lucifer

Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

#💘ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ꜱᴡᴀɴ: ᴄᴀʀᴍɪʟʟᴀ #❖ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ: ᴀꜱᴋꜱ #usedhearts

[radicheart]

@usedhearts replied to your post “*hands you a live sheep* A gift”:

[Leal] A radio crackled on. "Could eat it!"

"That was my first thought. I suppose without any further input that's what I'll do! Hopefully they didn't intend for me to keep it as a pet!"

#usedhearts

[hellizens]

@usedhearts replied to your post “"THROW ME!!"”:

[Angel] Picks her up and YEET

​There she goes, soaring away from the hotel and cackling madly as she zips off into the distance! Good throw, Angel!

#usedhearts #( muse: niffty )

[furby-organist]

"Uh, Hello, is the Radio Demon there?" Ozzie feels dumb just talking into a newly acquired radio, but he's trying.

> "Speaking! I hear you loud and clear!" Does it mean anything that the Radio Demon is that quick to answer anyone talking to him via radio? Probably. "Oho, I think I recognize the voice! Is this who I think it is?"

#usedhearts #(it says that he is lonely and bored)

[autokrates]

@usedhearts replied to your post “How am I so jacked and yet my arms still hurt...”:

🩸The only response I have is Git Gud! I've been mixing gumbo all day with my NON DOMINANT arm!

​Ooooh look at me I'm Alastor the Radio Demon! I'm sooo strong, I can mix a family sized pot of gumbo without my arm getting tired!

#usedhearts #You brat. Kissing you.

[radioconstructed]

@usedhearts said: 🩸Rest in Pieces to the fellow with the rocks in their hooves, but we're built different!

⌖ HAHAHA! Truly! How does this HAPPEN? SHOES, COME ON, PEOPLE, SHOES!

#⌖ online #usedhearts

[waywardsculs]

"Can't believe that stupid sinner ruined my new suit jacket--" Lucifer huffed, looking at the bullet hole in the breast. He hadn't been harmed, of course, but his poor, poor suit jacket. "I just got it re-lined too! With moonblossom silk, dyed with that rare devil's heart flower from Wrath! Ugh, the tailor's going to be absolutely pissed--"

He kicked away the head of the ruined sinner. "Not to mention the stains-- Lilith, do you still have the number for that dry cleaner? The good one? Or...wait, did it get destroyed in the last extermination, I can't remember."

UNPROMPTED // ALWAYS ACCEPTING

In a way, the Queen couldn't help finding herself amused as she listened to him ranting about his suit of all things. Laughing softly to herself as she strode over to his side hands soon reached out to gently slip fingers underneath Lucifer's jacket, guiding it off his shoulders as she leaned in to press a kiss against his cheek.

" Would you prefer I be the one to speak with the tailor for you ? " She questioned as the jacket slid down his arms, taking a moment to simply admire him before taking the piece of clothing to simply drape over one arm.

" You're in luck , Dear . The dry cleaner you like is perfectly safe and sound . But first , let's get you back home and into some fresh clothing , hm ? Can't have our radiant King looking anything less than magnificent ~ "

#usedhearts #┊LILITH ═══ ✧ in character #┊mail received ═══ ✧ questions & answers

[arachnaemboss]

Vox had been watching, as he always did, when he spied Zestial through the cameras. Quick as lightning, he zipped through the wires, appearing in a flash in front of the other Overlord.

"Zestial! Been too long-- sorry about missing that last meeting, but I heard Velvette made a big ruckus. Hope she wasn't too much." He laughed, clasping his hands behind his back.

  ‘RUCKUS’ WOULD BE TO put it mildly, he’d say, if he wasn’t one to carry himself with pride and generally offered courtesy. The T.V. demon appearing so suddenly in front of him drew no visible reaction from him, other tan a big smile spreading accross arachnid features. Through narrowed eyes, he regarded the other Overlord with SOME amount of interest.

  “Vox,” he greeted. “Had she indeed been too much, the outcome of the meeting would have been DIFFERENT.” A joke, or a warning? It was hard to tell.

#ask #usedhearts

[hclluvahctel]

Blitzo grabbed Striker's tail, stopping the rattle. He grinned. "Ha! Gotcha, loser."

THE RATTLING DOES INDEED STOP, and his head whipped around to glare toward who had dared grabbed him. Sharp eyes lock on Blitzo's smug face, and he considers biting him right there as a warning. "I'm giving you five seconds to let go."

#usedhearts #striker ;; ic