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itaroma42 · 1 year

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Oswald: Okay, I'm on top.

Edward: Nope, I'm top.

Oswald: No, I'm top.

Edward: Listen here... I'm top. Alright?! I'm fucking top!

Oswald: Get on the bottom, you basic bitch.

Edward:

Edward [sigh]: Alright.

#unus annus #dc incorrect quotes #riddlebird #nygmobblepot #edward nygma #the riddler #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #incorrect quotes: gotham #incorrect quotes dc #gotham incorrect quotes #unus annus incorrect quotes #honestly oswald probably switches now and then

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otomeblcass · 1 year

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Kazuki: ''You know, maybe I wanna be touched! Maybe I wanna be touched, Rei!''

Rei: ''You're still recovering from your dead wife.''

Kazuki: ''Hehehe... Yeah...''

#buddy daddies #buddy daddies spoilers #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #unus annus #buddy daddies incorrect quotes #unus annus incorrect quotes #a constant impulsive thought I have daily

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mirayladraws · 9 months

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#my art #digital art #art #fanart #merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin fanart #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #king arthur #arthur #merthur comic #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin comic #comic #silly comic #no braincell between that two #unus annus

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marksandrec · 8 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2586

(Dialogue from Santa Clarita Diet.)

#unus annus #ethan nestor #markiplier #crankgameplays #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: santa clarita diet #vid: duct tape crucifixion (amy please don't watch this video)

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7ndipity · 1 month

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Hobi: Is this just gonna end with you and Tae moving in together and getting married?

Tae: I mean, we talked about it-

Y/n: no, you talked about it!

Tae:

Tae: I talked about it

#source: unus annus #incorrect bts #bts incorrect quotes #incorrect bts texts #incorrect bts quotes #bts x y/n #bts x reader #taehyung x y/n #taehyung x reader #hoseok x y/n #hoseok x reader #bts crack

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cod-dump · 11 months

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Soldier: *yawns* Ghost: Oh, I'm sorry- Am I boring you? Soap: Is planning our next move so we don't die boring you? Ghost: I'm sorry this is so boring and uninteresting- Gaz: This is why no one likes it when you two are together

#call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap #unus annus inspired

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harringroveera · 3 months

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Steve can’t stop missing his soulmate

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team-iceflower · 28 days

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Ruby: Hey Siri, call us Mommy.

Siri: I'm sorry, I don't see a "Mother" in your contacts.

Weiss: *spits out her drink*

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #source: unus annus

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incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 8 months

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Nie Huaisang: Math wasn’t my strong suit, nor was anything.

#source: unus annus #incorrect quotes #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #nie huaisang

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incorrect-kaishinshi · 10 months

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Conan: What do you have beating deep inside you?

KID: Hate.

Conan: No, no, no, the thing that pumps blood through your body.

KID: Rage.

Conan: No, no, it’s a vital organ.

KID: Vengeance.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #edogawa conan #kaito kid #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: unus annus

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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 1 year

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Donnie: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Mikey: Nononono.

Mikey, gesturing to himself a Casey: Two idiots!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: unus annus #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #michelangelo #casey jones

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itaroma42 · 1 year

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[At the grocery store]

Rorschach [Just as a new song plays]: ‘You look wonderful tonight’. Dan: Me?

Rorschach: Mhm.

Dan: Oh! Thanks-

Rorschach: The song.

Dan: Oh... I thought you were complimenting me.

Rorschach: No, never.

#danror #incorrect quotes: watchmen #watchmen incorrect quotes #daniel dreiberg #dan dreiberg #watchmen dan dreiberg #watchmen rorschach #watchmen walter #watchmen nite owl #nite owl #rorschach #walter kovacs #unus annus #unus annus incorrect quotes

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iamdarthbader · 4 months

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TBOSAS as Unus Annus quotes

Coryo: Hey Siri, call us Daddy.

Siri: I don't see a father in your contacts.

Coryo: Well about that...

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Tigris: Have you ever wanted to kill someone?

Coryo: No.

*lie detector spikes*

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Tigris: Have you ever hit an animal with your car?

Coryo: Yes.

Tigris: Do you look back on that day fondly?

Coryo: No.

Coryo:...

Coryo: The hit was kind of satisfying.

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Gaul: You know maybe that's something that we teach them: why bury the body when you can use your friend alive or dead as a resource?

Coryo: They won't know. We'll just be like, hey, we caught a deer.

Gaul: And it would be great for not only a meal but leftovers too. We could make sandiwiches out of it.

Coryo: We'll have a whole ceremony and then the next day "Woo meat! Bacon!"

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Sejanus: Hey Coryo?

Coryo: Yeah, what's up man?

Sejanus: How do you saw?

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Gaul: What you did to me what you put me through took me to hell and back Lucy Gray, and now it's time for you to pay the price.

*Lucy Gray grunts and easily breaks her wrist restraints*

Gaul: Tough isn't it? Tough!

Lucy Gray: I mean, I broke it.

Gaul: Al-already? You're completly out?

Lucy Gray: Yeah, I'm out.

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Coryo: (singing) Digging our friend a grave! When the road gets tough ahead you can just dig a grave, throw your friend in instead. Oh, you'll dig a grave with me!

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Sejanus: When was the last time that you said a nice thing about me?

Coryo: Just... I could count on one hand the last time, soon enough that it was.

Sejanus: I don't think that's enough. I think I give you praise fairly regularly.

Coryo: Ok, that's fair. I will give to all the critisism you could ever handle and tolerate.

Lucy Gray: Did you say critisism?

Sejanus: See, you can't even do it.

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Coryo: If our president came up to you and was like "I need to have sex with you for the goodness of the nation" would you do it?

Sejanus: Is it Obama?

Coryo: Yeah, it's Obama.

Sejanus: Fuck yeah, dude. Obama can get it.

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Coryo: I just go and I drag him out of bed and he's kicking but finally maybe I have a cable or something and I just wrap it around his neck and he can't escape. The more he struggles, the more darkness fades in and I finally drag him out to me vehicle and pop him in the front trunk.

Lucy Gray & Sejanus: You're kind. I can tell that about you. You're a kind person.

Coryo: I am kind.

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Clemensia: Is this gonna culminate in you guys getting married and getting a house together?

Sejanus: We talked about that.

Coryo: No, YOU talked about that.

Sejanus: I talked about it.

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Sejanus: Should we order food?

Coryo: SHUT UP!

Sejanus: What kind of foodd o you want?

Coryo: OH GOD STOP TALKING TO ME!

Coryo: I'm gonna punch you in the face.

Sejanus: Coryo, your breathing is excellent. I don't think he can hear me. *through megaphone* Coryo, your breathing is excellent-

Coryo: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

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And I’ve beaten this joke into the ground but it’s still so funny to me

#incorrect quotes #source: unus annus #tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #lucy gray baird #tigris snow #snowjanus

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marksandrec · 1 year

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2483

Thanks for hanging out in 2022~ See you next year! <3 (Dialogue from Rent.)

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7ndipity · 1 month

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Jungkook: noo one fucks like Gaston

Y/n: no one cucks like Gaston

Jungkook: you think you have a wife, no they're mine, I'm Gaston!

Namjoon: I'm never letting you two watch Disney movies together ever again...

#source: unus annus #I've been laughing about this for three days I'm sorry #incorrect bts quotes #bts incorrect quotes #incorrect bts #bts x reader #bts x y/n #jungkook x reader #jungkook x y/n #namjoon x y/n #namjoon x reader #bts crack

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cod-dump · 11 months

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*playing rugby* Soap after getting slammed into the ground by Ghost: Like the old saying. It's never, uh, old dog- You can teach an old dog, uh- you can't, you can't teach- Can you? Gaz: Uh, hit your head a little too hard earlier, buddy? Need to go lay down? Roach: Damn it, Ghost! You stupidified him! Ghost: He was already like that, don't blame me

#yes it's a unus annus quote #at least the bit soap says is #i imagine soap like ethan a lot #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #incorrect quotes

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