#unsuitable for work

[spring-books]

post canon wangxian may be my favourite. but teenage wangxian is my guilty pleasure. i imagine so many dumb scenarios where wwx could have been absolutely mauled by lwj in, had lwj even an inch less of that vaunted self control.

the wwx that lives in my head was a couple of spars and another appearance at the cold springs away from being dragged to the nearest bush and being thoroughly "punished" by lwj's "discipline rod".

the best part about this is that these thoughts are one hundred percent canon for lwj. he's so horny and i love him for it. that libido is just as legendary as all his other virtues. thankfully not too many people get to know that about him.

#lwj #mdzs #wangxian #wangxian is love wangxian is life #unsuitable for work

[youtubeminuscontext]

Oh no! He's a hentai engineer!

TheHumbleNoob

#thehumblenoob #source: Baldur's Gate 3 is EASY! #out of context youtube #unsuitable for work

[cuubism]

corporate lying-through-teeth culture is so funny. filling out progress forms like "i'd love to work more collaboratively with other employees :)" (if you make me work with other employees i'll kill myself)

#everyone wants me to get to know more people at work. i don't want to know people at work 😂 i'm just a gremlin unsuitable for human #interaction. leave me be. stop making me mask i beg of you #work's going well clearly 😂

[worstloki]

Everyone’s all happy to go ‘Thor’s like a puppy!!’ and ‘LabraTHOR!!!’ until you ask who's holding his leash and writing his little name tag and taking him for daily walks. You gotta lean into the personification and think it through!!! He sure isn’t a stray!!!!

#I’m not disagreeing I’m just saying it works IF you do this #is it Odin? is it Jane? Loki? this is crucial to the characterisation #golden fur giant excited puppy is fine it’s not BAD or UNSUITABLE as far as the animal comparisons go #Thor does give off that loyal likes hair scratches look #fur coat ​soaked wet in the rain would work for him as a look #I’m still asking about the domestication #this is VITAL characterisation #CRUCIAL even

[the-idle-woman]

Just had THE most exciting parcel: my first order of Hannibal treats has arrived, and oh my goodness they’re gorgeous. Thank you @theseavoices! And such pretty extras too! I have been very happily riffling through them, in suitable fashion, with a glass of very good Chianti to hand…

Such gorgeous colours - even better in the flesh 🤩

Will is in something of a bind…

Goodies!!!

#and such amazing goodies too! #hannibal #so pretty #thank you sooooo much #everyone in this fandom really is so lovely #wondering if I can wear the pin to work and get away with it #should’ve got into this fandom years ago #go and look at TheSeaVoices everyone her work is beautiful #excited to a degree quite unsuitable for an almost-40-year-old woman #but damn it I’m going to roll with it #this is going to be a slippery slope isn’t it

[epickiya722]

It was funny seeing someone commented how Yuji looked "WAYYYY TOO DIFFERENT" under a video. This is the shot they meant.

Now, I don't know if they were trying to make a jab at the animation (and knowing how MAPPA workers came out their working conditions, kinda insensitive to do that honestly) or they just haven't actually read the manga, but...

THAT'S HOW HE LOOKS IN THE MANGA!

#for real though i just hate it when people make jabs at the animation when the animation ain't even that bad #'the mappa animators should have tried harder' saying that shit like animation is fucking easy #like try working in an unsuitable environment and having your mental health hanging on a thread try that #anyways!! #just kiya's thoughts #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shibuya incident arc #itadori yuji #yuji itadori #yuuji itadori #itadori yuuji #💖🐯👊

[jamesphillimoresumbrella]

Thinking about a lot of things but mainly of how Terry Pratchett writes tiredness.

(Which means I’m mainly thinking of Sam Vimes. Which is normal.)

But he gets it so right.

The feeling behind your eyeballs. Stealing time from your future self with coffee, and, when the coffee doesn’t work anymore, going on sheer bloody mindedness because you cannot stop, you can’t. Not being sure when you last had real sleep. The strange state of mind you land in where you should absolutely not be tested because everything’s on a hair trigger, and things feel like they’re moving through treacle and your ability to make decisions feels shot to hell so you can only hope that you’re making the right choices.

Not Terry Pratchett’s words, if course, but I can’t get to my bookshelf at the moment, and, if I could, I’m not sure that I can read anymore. 

I’m tired, is what I’m getting at.

And Terry Pratchett writes the whole spectrum of being human so brilliantly, but, damn, how he nails down being tired. 

#gnu terry pratchett #sam vimes #Normally I would be hard put to name a favorite anything #but Sam Vimes is my favorite #I ought to get off the computer now #but I had to send an email #one of my co-workers has been leaving me post-it notes about how sleeping is needed and work is optional #and I apparently look as bad as I feel because my boss repeatedly asked if I'm okay and do I need to talk about anything #I need to stop #I had more thoughts #on how much the world has changed while I'm still in it; how I feel fundamentally unsuited here west of the sunset #how exhausting it is to be advertised to every waking minute; how I feel like a dinosaur about technology #(smart devices in particular - I'll be damned if I schedule my next platelet donation via Alexa) #but those are for another time #I'm going to bed #and getting up again a few hours #holy fudgecakes #also thoughts on how worrying internet purity culture is; how it feels like lip service to ideals #with no examination (self or otherwise) and no actual action taken towards change #but again that's for later

[hussyknee]

If you aren't reading KJ Charles's books I sincerely do not know what you're doing with your life.

#kj charles #the first sins of the cities book is still the only dud in her whole body of work #well as much as i've gotten through anyway #i've finished: #the society of gentlemen #the charm of magpies #(lord lucien crane should be the breakout character of a much bigger and deeper franchise. i fucking love him) #the lillywhite boys #(holy plot twists batman! DELICIOUS! SO CLEVER!) #i've also finished #an unnatural vice #which was awesome #and now halfway through #an unsuitable heir #also goddamn engrossing #next onto the will darling adventures and the art of fortune hunting series #i think she might be better than alexis hall but honestly they're too different to compare #except for his one attempt at historical romance which was absolute cringe #i just think that if you're going to write a historical romance for trans people you should actually care about the genre first #kj charles's prequel novella to the lillywhite boys was soo much better historical trans rep #and asexual rep too #i wonder whether she's written anything else trans-centric #she should because her trans side characters are so well done #so are her queer characters of colour. so unself-conscious #historical romance #queer fiction #book recs #book recommendations #knee of huss #mlm romance

[rivilu]

Everyone's on about Miguel beefing with a 15 yo, which sure it's funny, but y'all are letting the Spot, "I now declare this child that MY INVENTION inflicted this anomalous occurrence on, my lifelong nemesis", the ULTIMATE beef haver, to go unchecked.

#spireverse spoilers #across the spiderverse spoilers #you know at least miguel has the excuse that 15yo or not Miles's actions might cause TWO whole dimensions to collapse #assuming both pavitr's and miles' own dimension have a similar population to ours #thats SIXTEEN BILLION LIVES at stake babes #yah like no i'd also be going kooky crazy in his shoes #ofc his handling of Miles' situation wasn't good but that's not. precisely his job? Breaking the news shouldve fallen on Peter and Gwen #yanno. his actual friends? but they skirted around the subject too much so woops it falls on Miguel now #the most emotionally unsuited for this task guy possible. woopsies. #get ready for the most projection filled fight of your life kid cause it sure is cheaper quicker and easier than therapy! #I jest and the projection part is true but tbh i think too many people in the tags are interpreting Miguel being antagonistic to the rest- #as him having personal beef with children instead of him focusing (too much) on the bigger picture. like..isnt that his entire personality? #the 'fate of the multiverse' guy? cmon now. #the main issue is that miles Does Have To TRY- that's part of the canon event in the first place #trying and failing. if his plan of keeping him trapped until jeff died had worked then his dimension would most likely also collapse #if anything the way things are set up rn is sooo interesting because miles IS precisely on the way to fulfill a canon event #the question is - are they going to play into that- or is there going to be a twist. Gwen's realization that Her dad could in fact Quit - #comes to mind #i for one would find it really funny if the plot of the next movie is trying to convince jeff to quit his job but i doubt it jxnsn #my guess is that since this is basically the variation of the trolley problem where the singular person on the tracks is one you care about #(but said person is simultaneously also on the 5 person rail because if they don't die everyone does) #and miles has decided to just go and stop the fucking trolley itself fnsjsj #the plot's gonna go a bit more all out . /Beyond/ the previous scope- if you will #the only sticking point i have with this movie in general though is pavitr sticking with the group like. #“obviously he would've stuck with miles- he wouldn't want the guy to die!”so you think he prefers the version of events where everyone does #his friends? his aunt - whatever family he has- his girlfriend? EVERYONE? #yeah like nah until he can solidly know that shits gonna be fine in his home world i don't think it makes sense for him to fuck around more #yanno? #not that I dont want to see more of him- on the contrary I fuckin love his design to bits #just saying if miguel drops the bomb that his universe collapsed and my guy switches sides i would not be surprised

[vox-fantasma]

i think i was born for a blue-collar job actually. office jobs make me want to die but manual labour is so life-affirming

#cost of living + asian parents expectations means i’ll probably never get this again for a good long while #if this wasn’t so financially unsustainable i’d do urban farm work for life #maybe one day after my post grad and whatnot i can be a janitor or carpenter or farm hand after retirement #live out my elder dyke dream #my parents would turn in their graves if they found out my only ambition is to be a regular blue collar worker #granted they’ve sacrificed a lot so i could be this educated and have a nice life but #i am unfortunately terribly unsuited for the kind of high-pay high-status jobs they’d want for me #them: if you don’t study hard you’ll become the garbage man!!!! #me: promise? #i realise this makes it sound as if my parents were dead THEY ARE NOT but you get the gist

[manga-and-stuff]

Problem: The tablet I use to read manga has no decent blue light filter function build in, and my eyes always get really tired when I use it at night.

All the blue light filter apps out there only make the black parts of manga yellow and the whites stay white, kinda like this:

My solution:

The result:

Admittedly, it's a bit more yellow than I would like, but I'll probably get used to it and this was more of a test than anything else.

But it works, my eyes don't get tired anymore, and since I pretty much exclusively use this tablet to read manga, the tint isn't really a problem for other apps.

#the and stuff part of manga and stuff #the manga is planetes btw #I know there are other software solutions for this out there #but all of them had one shortcoming or another that made them unsuitable #I also got a super strong yellow tint on my computer screens #so much so that people at work constantly ask me if my screens are broken #tales from the toolbox #I like unconvetional solutions

[youtubeminuscontext]

You got 'cum' and 'die', Elliot got 'shit' and 'fuck'.

Eddache

#eddache #tomska & friends #source: Cursed Family Feud CONTENT #out of context youtube #unsuitable for work

[claire-starsword]

oh there's the proof I wanted. while you can easily access the enemy assets by unpacking the jar file, it does not include their palette swaps.

I guess that in order to do a thorough sprite rip i'll have to actually play the whole game and see all enemies. how tragic. having to replay one of the most important games of my life. a sacrifice i make for the greater good

#phantasy star deluxe #the crashes are getting unfortunate though #and i don't even know what to blame between the jank platform the unsuited emulator the old notebook and the horrible heat #humans and machines shaking hands in declaring the current brazilian climate unsurvivable #or other still brazilian topics #only now i realize the irony #in that phantasy star was my first rpg because it was one of the few games at the time with official ptbr translation #and now two whole decades later i need to play it in an unknown language #it's so funny #i wonder how long it will take for me to forget some crucial piece of information and check a guide #also this is kinda a problem of my own making #there's an fan english patch around #i just wanna see the original as much as possible #especially since the patch doesn't seem like it was made by people that know chinese #they just dumped the english master system text on this version #which should work just fine but i don't feel like using it until i truly need it

[yngai]

today's the anniversary of john's last letter to ada written knowing he is already infected & begging her to go public with everything they uncovered together at arklay, turn on the lab's self destruct & to put him down if she ever saw him turned. she never read his last words, they were many on a list of letters sent to her & burned after her transfer to NEST where she was light on her feet beginning to befriend annette birkin (a relationship that eventually led to an affair), she forgot about john as quickly as he fell in love with her, happy july 8th everyone

#* file // : OOC — ( 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑'𝐒 ��𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐄 . ) #i get why this little connection was omitted from RE2R since there's no reason for ada to tie herself to umbrella #especially to someone she just met (leon) #but it is an important part of her role in raccoon city #i have talked about him before & obviously there's a few mentions of him scattered about my replies #& as far as my interpretation is concerned i do think they met at arklay rather than ada pursuing john outside the lab #considering he was made head of research @ arklay around '95 & i don't really see the need for ada's investigation into umbrella #to have lasted longer than a year #while she did play on his feelings & obsession with her it doesn't make sense to me for umbrella's security #to allow someone's girlfriend to visit the premises of their secret research facility unless she is a fellow researcher #& the letter is addressed as if ada is familiar with the facility + john's awareness of her intellect / aptitude at solving puzzles #which was probably a CV requirement for working in spencer's wacky funhouse #i do wish we got a few more hints into their relationship beyond the letter + ada carrying a photo of them with her + #her either faking or being genuinely distraught to hear of his death #because it's one time ada ever makes use of seduction #beyond it her flirtation with leon is kind of always mocking #it's routine for them - muscle memory almost #& much like leon & as i've mentioned previously i do think there was some bond forming between them #wesker's report mentions how john is known as a risk because of his temperament being unsuited for the tyrant project #number one voted most likely to leak umbrella's secrets #with how umbrella treats dissent i'm sure both him & ada were under similar levels of stress #& what makes ada so insidious & ingenious to me is that despite her folly being getting a little too (emotionally) invested in her missions #as i think RE4/RE6 illustrate wonderfully by her breaking character to show concern for people & sympathy for carla #(almost always leon but i take what i can get) #she has no qualms in using people she does genuinely care for #with leon especially it's a case of trust in his survival abilities despite her putting him in harms way to serve as a distraction #& to unknowingly help in her own goals by making her mission easier + taking care of the threat #am i just repeating myself? yea it's what i do

[patrice-bergerons]

So I'm writing a 00q fic centred around...err...MS Excel, and not only did I have to google 'disadvantages of Excel' to support Q's anti-Excel rant, but I also gave myself a coughing fit bristling over some of the entries in Google

#excel is difficult to troubleshoot??? tell me you lack office competency w/out telling me you lack office competency #excel is unsuitable for remote work????? IN WHAT WORLD

[sicparvismorrigan]

Who’d have thought my writing downfall would be new baby rats and a dog

#real life #i had rats already but the new babies are pooping everywhere and the cage needs cleaned hammocks need washed etc more often #the dog is only a foster but he is the most precious baby in the world and i would die for him #he requires many cuddles however #write? nah cuddle dog #draft? nah cuddle dog #edit? GOD FORBID NO cuddle dog #ive missed having a dog so much #not had one of my own for 7 years due to unsuitable living arrangements #no garden stairs tiny flats etc #and i wasn’t allowed to take MY dog who was registered with ME when i moved out of my dads house #*deep breath* #i have one now and he is perfect angel though he needs neutered asap but we are working on him gaining enough weight #to tolerate the anaesthetic first