(Wanna preface this by saying this is lighthearted and that my input was truthful. I don’t and never did have any intention of lying.)
I just fucking realized something
So you know in my last post I was laughing at FitMC’s trivia section on the QSMP wiki? Aka this?
Well, here’s a sentence from a post I made a few weeks about q!Fit and his potential
Notice how the wording is very similar? How these are the ONLY TWO trivia questions currently there? Even the citation is a link to the Rusher War wikipedia page.
But that’s not all. I’ve been reached out to after I made said post about q!fit for input on Ramon’s page. Here is my input, and the page side by side:
Even if you ignore all of that, I was literally told that I was the SOLE CONFIDANT for Ramon’s page.
Do you know what this means?
It means my word is law.
It means the admins are taking my word, and MY WORD ONLY, as canon.
It means that I can say ANYTHING I want, and they’ll just have to believe me. Because who else can they trust?
There is NO ONE ELSE to challenge my word.
You know what this means, don’t you?
I, Condor fucking Caravan, have full power over the contents of Ramon’s wiki page at LEAST. AND potentially FitMC’s too.
I’m honestly cracking up over this lmao. You can’t hear me but i’m cackling like an evil villian rn
So while I very much enjoy booping people, it gets exhausting and time consuming doing it to get sheer quantity for the boop meter. And as I don't know how long this feature will last, I have came up with a solution. (CW: some flashing light)
BEHOLD!
I have forged the Autobooper! Turns out my mouse has a turbo function I can set up, so I set up the right mouse button to click at a rate of 3 clicks per second (faster was running afoul too many errors) when the button is held down.
And as I didn't want to sit there holding the button, I held it down with a tarot deck. I also carefully positioned the page so that without moving, a click would like the boop button on myself and confirm it.
I feel powerful. After I have used it enough on myself, I now can turn this awesome device on anyone I choose, to boop without end! Bwahahaha!