#unless you want me to throw up’

[patroclusdefencesquad]

yeah the mountain is tragic but the thought of geralt yelling all that shit and jaskier walking away crying and then them both realising that there's only one way down the mountain and they both have to awkwardly walk down together. that shit is funny

#jaskier speed walking away and twenty minutes later geralt catches up #jaskier turns around : WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME GERALT? I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO LEAVE? YOU HATE ME REMEMBER GERALT! I SUCK! #SO LEAVE ME ALONE! UNLESS YOU HAVE MORE ACCUSATIONS TO THROW!!!! #geralt : #geralt : i um. this is the only way back to roach #the witcher

[gregoftom]

i’m speechless

#WELL. I MADE IT TO THE SCENE. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY. #tomgreg #succession #i actually am speechless like i had to keep pausing and taking breaths. #WHO SAYS THIS. WHO. UNLESS ITS A LOVE CONFESSION??? IT FEELS LIKE A LOVE CONFESSION. #A SORT OF LAST HURRAH BEFORE HIS LIFE IS OVER???? TOM????????????????? LOOK AT ME #LOOK AT ME. THIS IS??? LIKE. MY LIFE IS OVER SO I MIGHT AS WELL CONFESS I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR GIANT ASS???? SPEAK UP #screaming crying shitting pissing throwing up shovelling sand into my mouth in the hopes i suffocate on it #and the fighting after. is it. is he. is this how he thinks love has to be??? like. he's used to fighting with shiv so now #he thinks that if he's in love they have to fight?? i have too much to say and talk about i really. ugh. #and when greg says he doesn't want to tom gets upset #like it's a rejection #i honestly hate this so much #COUNTRY BOYYYYYYY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUEEEGUhgnrgv #AND THEN I DONT WANNA EITHER IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!!!!! yeah. uhuh okay. #ik the nero sporus stuff is wack BUT WHAT HAPPENS AFTER HELLO?????? HELLO. #but ''i'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat'' then do it pussy #sorry ik this is a novel in the tags but holy fuck. i gotta sit down seeya

[yeehawbvby]

I FINALLY HAD MY FIRST FUNNY HATE-COMMENT (note: their name)

Pre-edit below the cut. It was just grammar but yeag

#I know hate is a strong word but it’s not mean and ‘criticism comment’ just doesn’t hit the same #it’s such a relief to get a comment criticizing the fic without making me want to cry and throw up too #vigorously tapping the sign (the tags on my fic) #(the first tag is dom/sub. the 5th is smut. 6th is shameless smut. #and more than half of the tags are About Sex like. what did you think was gonna happen) #while also tapping THEIR NAME VORKVOEKCKE LIKE??? U PROBABLY GOT OFF TO IT WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING #unless they’re complaining bc it didn’t satisfy them #in that case. to each their own #shut up crisa #tw sex talk

[strongermonster]

my household got one of the randomly assigned transportation surveys and this is a minor thing to be :) about but with all The Other Shit going on in the world, it's nice to see the ontario government not only keeping this up, but having really good phrasing :')

#it's so so so minor but feels Good to see #MTO said ''ok trans rights'' #jj stuff #i remember the first times i saw something other than m/f/don't want to say #or when they added the ability to have your sex changed on ID #you can change it to X for free with literally no hoops to jump through #just show up and ask for it and it's done #i'm still so nervous of putting anything in the 'other' category unless it's explicitly a queer-run/related survey #bc i'm worried they'll have some kinda internal ''ok they picked a weird one throw out the results'' #like that time ubisoft cancelled a survey if you put woman #or how my work engagement surveys secretly throw out yours if you answer too negatively #or that time bungie sent me a d2 related email and when i put female/higher education i got sent to the #''ok thank's the quiz is done now'' after TWO QUESTIONS

[gunkbaby]

ik most of u dont agree with my ed tokyo ghoul takes and that’s fine. but there is something so validating about an almost entire cast of characters for whom eating is a task that inherently involves a lot of guilt and shame.

#rize having a bed. #shuu being very picky. #kaneki not being able to enjoy food as a social activity like he used to. #hinami growing up and not understanding the joys of childhood sweets #even touka’s cake monologue #the fact they live off coffee and water and nutrient cubes #gunk #I’d c what anyone says i have an ed and i will never be able to eat normally bc of it #i read tokyo ghoul through that lens of a person too disordered to eat normally ever again. #when you have lost that human necessity of enjoyment from food. when food becomes more dangerous than healing. #you might as well not be human #such a human pleasure has been stolen. it will never return. #people can’t understand unless they know it #my Mia got so bad i was throwing up 20 times a day #i truly hate food. it has taken so much from me #i want to be free #i bend over and vomit comes up because my body assumes that’s what I’m doing #it is a pain that no one will understand. recovery has left me. #tw ed #tw ed implied #tw Mia bs #chomp #tg gunk

[djarin]

the way i've just finally been able to tackle about 10 years worth of clutter in my room...

#elio talks #like with the adhd. guys. this is actually super impressive #plus the autism going 'noooo but we have emotional attachment to this One Specific Item That We Forget About When It's In The Drawer #i was RUTHLESS and it feels so good to just. declutter like this #i only did the first step of throwing stuff out/deciding what to donate #now i have to actually organize #and this is the part that confuses me bc like. what. how do you just. Do That. #how do i store things in my drawers when they're super deep like ofc they're gonna end up stacked??? #stacked + adhd = disaster #the object impermanence. sob. clutter doesn't look like clutter unless i consciously tell myself it is #anyway... just wanted to talk about this <3 #it should also be known that i only decluttered 10 years worth of shit bc i was procrastinating on grad school apps LMAOOO

[zappedbyzabka]

Kreerence <3 (gnaws on ceiling fan)

#The way Kreese is so possessive and obsesssive about Johnny is so good #The way Kreese would not hesitate to kill someone for him. He’s so fuckin obssessed he nearly killed JOHNNY #We never see him show a soft spot unless it’s with Johnny or women….and don’t even get me started on what that implies #He would literally throw Daniel off a cliff ZERO hesitation if Johnny wanted it. He would be elated actually #Daniel is nothing more than a pest to him. it’d be like squishing a bug in his eyes #but alas Johnny isn’t into killing people. He’s still so soft at heart even after all his training #and ​still seems to LIKE Daniel (a nice guy with a good soul and gentle hands) in some ways. which is so damn annoying to Kreese #And gosh Johnny’s love for him. So wild and confused. wanting his love back and to make him happy. Make him TELL him he’s happy #Kreese was at his absolute lowest after he lost Johnny for his own actions #for hurting whats precious to him. For losing everything important #That’s why he didn’t leave Johnny alone throughout the entirety of CK #Johnny really said ‘fuck off and learn to treat me right’ #Kreese: WaH Baby no I care about you more than anyone come back— #can’t wait to see how this pathetic❤️ behaviour continues in the new season #But what would have happened if Johnny had stayed after the choking? came back the next day to Kreese who was like a bitey dog with its tai #between it’s legs. staring at the marks on Johnny’s neck with disgust. he likes leaving his marks on Johnny #Likes hurting people with no mercy—But god. not Johnny. At least Not this much. How can he possibly make it up? #He does end up making it up. Gets Johnny back by slowly allowing himself to love better #at least with Johnny. Now they cuddle on the couch together and buy each other holiday gifts #Gosh I could talk about them so much #john kreese #kreerence #tw possessive behavior #tw unhealthy relationship #Turned healthy

[mudstoneabyss]

neurodivergent but in the opposite way from what I see a lot. "neurotypicals are always using unspoken social rules and cues instead of just stating things clearly and actually saying what they mean like neurodivergent-" brother I am playing 5 dimensional chess with multiverse time travel

#i hate that post thats like ''neurotypicals blah blah blah use your words'' because let me tell you. im neurodivergent #& i Can Not Fucking use my words. my brain is scrambled I dont know what to say I can only throw things down & hope ppl are picking them up #joyousposting #sometimes I feel like. manipulative because I'll say stuff with the specific intent of getting someone else to say this thing in response #(with a large amount of certainty they will) #but all that ever is is like. getting them to ask a specific question because my brain cant Say What I Want unless prompted by a question #example: lets say I want to talk about X. I'll bring up X then be like theres this Thing about X knowing someone will probably be like #oh what is this Thing? then I can say what I want about X #trying to get other people to say what I'm thinking but not to persuade or manipulate them into thinking like me but to point at and go #yeah that thats what I mean but couldn't communicate #if left to myself I do this where I keep talking to try and properly convey what I'm trying to say without ever feeling like I successfully #do so and in fact make things more confusing #Your neurodivergent brain go roundabout ways to link seemingly unrelated thoughts mine throws them all at once at me at several branching #paths #slash j ik im not the neurodivergent who does this #this isnt a vent btw

[readyfreddy]

.

#I started seeing someone and it's going well. I've gone on three dates with him and it's nice overall. #i was nervous wreck the entire 45 minute drive and I wanted to throw up and/or drive into a ditch. #Thankfully I managed to get there in one piece and got there early and was able to calm down a bit and have a good time. #My friend third wheeled for me and I'm so incredibly grateful that it worked out as well as it did. I'm such a wreck. #Walking back after with my friend was good and I realize that I'm still struggling with the insecurities I had growing up. #I'm getting better but it's probably something that'll stay with me forever. I'm slowly working through these issues but progress takes tim #I haven't told my parents that I'm gay even though they probably know and they're too polite to say anything (who knows at this point) #But I had a realization that I'll probably not tell them unless things become more serious.I don't want to lie to them.Like I can't even sa #“oh me and *** went to the gallery this weekend. You would've liked this exhibit” or like they eventually meet him #I just don't feel comfortable saying it and at the moment it's not worth it. #I'm happy for the most part and thats the important part

[basssiliskk]

I have personal beef with most of the tiktok mlp infection aus because of how they mischaracterize or immediately kill off Twilight as if she doesn't literally give off the most potent Final Girl vibes 💀 like she's smart, strong, and knows how to function both alone & w/ a group. Her ass would NOT be dying immediately. Then if they don't make her the first to die they usually make her the evil-scientist villain or something.

Really missing the whole point of why survival horrors are scary, the main conflict should revolve around the struggle of surviving in a wasteland and the strained relationships that come along with that. What good does having a "main antagonist" do? They defeat them and then what? There's still zombies outside

#my little hater rant now that the trend has passed its peak and most people who wanted to throw their hat in the ring have #i really like some of them don't get me wrong #but i feel like a lot of them put their all into the designs and then don't have the same inspiration to write an impactful apocalypse STORY #and as a big twdg fan growing up i'm a big fan of survival horrors #the main conflict of any apocalypse story should always be man vs. nature bc zombies/walkers/whatever are all usually mindless #they don't have a motivation. it's the protag who has the motivation to survive #ofc you can have man vs. man or more importantly man vs. self sideplots but there's usually no “big bad” of any apocalypse story #there's no villain to defeat where once you do everything goes back to normal. unless you want to take a cop out route #and say that person was just hiding the cure all along #but not having a villain is a lot different from ANY mlp arc where there's always a main antagonist to defeat at the end of each season #like tirek or discord or chrysalis #which I think is why so many people making these aus struggle with this concept so much and why a lot of them feel directionless #because a lot of apocalypse stories end with the main character dying or leaving it open ended for a REASON #as both a mlp and survival horror fan I love both of these medias and this rant comes from a place of love btw #this is just me rambling about my interests #basilspeakss

[spideygal]

Thinking about the disturbing implications of Cain's story and destiny from the Bible rn

#cw religion #no because like. cain didn't come out of the womb throwing rocks; how did he even think that it was healthy to stone his brother? it leads #me to believe that potentially; he either saw the angel war going on in the sky and thought that those who stayed in heaven and were treated #well; even with the violence that happened (from what he had seen and potentially heard); were. well how to say it. their actions were #normal. god created everything; and can think anything as normal. or he saw his parents fighting. i refuse to believe that adam and eve were #one of those healthy couples; even after the biting of the apple and getting kicked out of the garden of eden. i fear that cain and abel saw #the two fighting; potentially even going as far as to threaten each other with stones; and when the two excused it; the kids thought of it #as normal. keep in mind: violence is not born out of nowhere unless you're god; violence is taught; seen; heard of. it didn't make it any #better that there seemed to be no other people outside of the family yet that could tell them that that behaviour was wrong. so imagine #cain's shock upon seeing his brother not breathing. the shock that he murdered him. the shock that the threats that his parents did to each #other or that the angel war happening; were not normal. his brother was dead now. of course he had to lie when god came by. he quite surely #felt panicked to the point that he accidentally made a comeback to god. how could he not? he was a kid. they both were. and he felt regret. #he felt remorse. he felt anger to himself. and yet; god punished him. cain thought it was fair; because he killed his brother. but after a #while; it didn't seem fair. as he grew up; he thought that god telling him that he would be cursed to spend eternity roaming around the #earth would only last for until he was in his 30s. mortality rates were quite surely high back then; so he naturally thought that what god #said was metaphorical. because caine felt that way. that his remorse and anger and pain would roam eternally on earth. but after his #partner; and his children; and his grandchildren; and his great-grandchildren died; it didn't seem to be fair anymore. he wanted to die. he #had witnessed and felt everything: the flood; the crossing of the sea; the plagues; the goddamned everything. he still felt pain. he knew #why he was cursed; but he felt like what god did; was just plain cruel. he felt as though purgatory and getting juried out to see if you #were getting sent to hell or to heaven; was much more simplier; and had less pain; than dealing with the fact that you were now just a #walking body. something that used to be a person. something that should've been dead a long time ago. and yet. he was still alive. he just #wanted it to end. he knew what he did was wrong. but he just wanted to go back home. he wanted to start from scratch and be protective of #his brother and run away from god's view. but he couldn't now. he was cursed. he is now just a legend. a myth. a terror tale amongst the #folks in several towns that swear that they had seen him amongst the shadow. he must've been. after all; he looked ghastly enough to have a #tale or two written about him. ...would cain go near jesus? to ask him to please grant him mercy from this thing that he had now become? #or would he frightened? fearing that jesus would be as cruel as his god? obviously caine would be worried. jesus is supposed to be god's #child after all... i don't know it's just he reminds me of twilight sparkle and i just had to write this down- #cw corpse #spideygal #spideygal oc

[captainsweet]

Editing this because I can

I'm Mov, but you can also call me Dee, Ziar, Mike, and Sweets. I have multiple names so look at my pronouns page for them! (Just click Pronouns in purple)

This is my blog, and honestly I have no idea what I'm doing here other than enjoying myself and posting whatever comes to mind.

(Nick)Names: Mov, Dee, Mike, Leo, Rafi, Sweets

Pronouns: He/Him, They/Them, It/Its, Tech/Techs

Interests: ROTTMNT, TMNT, DHMIS, BATIM, DDLC, UT, CU, S, TDLSK, TT, MARVEL, SV, SU, Anything LEGO, TROLLS

Some other things are that I typically write! Though posting motivation is in the dirt. And I don't usually draw, obviously, but I do for some reason have mostly moots who do art!

I am currently still working on my Uncle Shredder series, and a iteration of my own called Laid Out Events, (Title in the works), which is silly like everything I make but I hope to make it more serious in the future, and EC which is a simple series I have on AO3 that is Brains & Brawn centered. There should also be actual posts on LOE soon though!

Overall, I don't post too much, I think, and am the current CEO of claiming to do things I never end up doing.

Believe it or not, I do also post past turtles. And you can find some Gems such as, 'I'm going to make a Podcast' and, 'I set my stove on fire' and, 'I think I need to go to bed', which all happened no more than an hour from each other. Some more including, 'My knee hurts', 'My hands hurt', and 'My uterus fucking fell'.

I also sometimes mention people I know directly, so sometimes you will see posts with zero context, my bad. (I am not sorry.)

That's all! Thanks for reading whatever this was, and I hope to make a much better Masterpost in the future when I actually have everything organized for once, lmao.

#introduction #Teehee #Mov actually explains something #- Lush!! 🏵️🏵️ #We're very giggly #I also refer to myself as plural sometimes.. so heads up for that #But we feel extremely silly rn #I don't do it so often so no need to worry about it #But woohoo we finally churned out an Introduction! #I deserve a donut #good day bub #(Lush is also a mood NOT a person.) #(It can be confusing.. especially after the 'we' thing but Lush is just me but in a certain state of mind.) #(It's to help me cope so don't really mention it unless you have respectful questions!) #*Stares at Will with villainous intent* #I hate him sm /j #I want to throw a brick at him at Mach 20 #Just to watch him obliterate :D #Wilbur is my Twin so it doesn't matter :DD #Yes.. yes I caved and am now a trolls fan #They fucking grabbed me even before the third movie came out it was s useless fight #I'm a weak man okay

[dirt-str1der]

hello i just wanna say i genuinely like ur observation about nishiki's fighting style and then ya manage to bring it back to ur 'drug addict nishiki' headcanon like it caught me off guard but im also not surprised that is so fair and real of u okay thank u

In a world where drugs dont exist, nishikiyama’s strength comes solely from his anger and i guess he goes to the gym too

#Thanks for the ask ! #Yakuza loveblog #its not a headcanon his voice actor said so before he so does drugs and he does it to escape his terrible life ratpark style #i would in fact be more surprised to learn that nishikis rawdogging life i mean hes definitely not religious and i guess he has alcohol but #thats not enough for what he has to endure. we have to give him meth we have to let him do coke #like i have no reason not to believe he goes to the gym because he is literally vain and i bet he works out till he gets a six pack all #one my life sucks two my life sucks on the bench and he drags kiryu there too even though he hates going to the gym because it stanks and #the aircon is always blowing at the worst spots and the overhead lights oohhhh cant stand the bowling alley either he throws the ball as #hard as he can and it doesnt even touch the runway before its smashing into the pins thats why the y5 bowling completion is so easy he #wants to get out of there asap. im off track see everything goes back to kiryu i always neglect nishikiyama. like even kazamas like heres #some drugs now leave me alone and hea like hmm do i snort this or sell it. oh well SNNRRRT. like there is absolutely no reason for his #entire fighting style to be heavy attacks unless hes wired like crazy and its because hes so pissed off all the time plus hes teeming with #like. cocaine. hulking the fuck out. thats why kiryu feels so safe around him because he has every reason to believe that in a pinch nishik #i can grab someones head and pop it like a grape in order to save his life hes seen it happen before it wasnt just because he feels #comfortable and in sync with nishikiyama he literally has seen him punch someone so hard their skull caved in and hes like okay ! #thats why he loves fighting him so much its because if nishiki punches him in the head he’ll just have to wake up the next morning in pain #its so fun trust me on this you need to be punched by your brother right now or youll die

[countingnothings]

me: governance and operations are separate for some important reasons, like x and y. this is not just the case at our institution, but at any institution that has a board of governors.

students who are trying to get me to intervene in operations: it's very strange that you would say governance and operations are separate! we don't like this, and therefore you must be wrong about it.

both of these students are in the process of phds, which i think is proof that you don't need to have reading comprehension to get an advanced degree in the humanities.

#i spent five days crafting a gentle email explaining my position without commenting on the legitimacy of their accusations against staff #which they took less than 30 minutes to respond to in a very incoherent screed #that conflated 'when i was a student rep to the board i felt that i wasn't taken seriously' #with 'it's weird to say that student reps represent students to the board' #hilariously this guy wasn't taken seriously because he neither showed up to meetings nor had anything substantive to contribute when he did #the one thing of value he contributed was something multiple board members took up and advocated for on his behalf #my email: in reviewing policy we may adopt a multi-stakeholder approach that would include student voices #their email: we think it's horrible that no one ever thinks of student voices! you can't make policy without us! #my email: complaints against the Director of X go to me. complaints against the Principal of Y go to this other guy #their email: we want to launch a complaint against the principal of x #no such position exists but alright then #having heard about the situation in which they have appointed themselves the Voice of the Students from multiple perspectives #including student perspectives #they have no grounds for a formal complaint and in fact have been treated with extraordinary generosity by all the non-students involved #but nobody will promise to adopt the strategy these 2 students think is best #(we're in a stage of policy review for the relevant policies and these students have received multiple promises to duly consider their inpu #but unless i get my way i will continue to throw a tantrum!!! #GPOY #i have been chair of this fucking board for two months. #they are so damn lucky they are not interacting with the previous chair #who would have shut them down immediately and forgotten about it two minutes later

[danothan]

i love having dc mutuals! would love to follow one some day…

#danbles #dc #autisms #adhdposting #this special interest is a double edged sword bc i didnt think it would still atp feel as fresh as it did the first day #which is great! it means i can enjoy limitlessly!! #but it also means i’m constantly experiencing information overload and that weird anxiety you get around things that make you happy #i actually do have 2 dc mutuals rn (hi dc mutuals!!! thank you for lighting up my dash with joy 🫶) #but there are sooo many blogs i want to follow but can’t bring myself to unless i reach a certain point in my dc dive #i think i’m also worried that i’ll be spoiled/influenced before i even get to form my own opinions #so it’s even harder to follow if they’re not just posting art. you’re telling me there are words out there too?! #i feel like i’m in the garden of eden and at any point i’ll accidentally bite into an apple #i think i’m also just extra weary bc i’ve been burnt out in previous fandoms too #one day tho… one day i’ll be brave enough to have so many dc friends that we could throw a party!!! #in the meantime i’m so grateful to all the fellow dc fans that have been gracious enough to interact with me on my level T__T #discord ppl; random dms/anons; ppl ive met at comic stores… i’ll keep reading and learning more for these conversations 🫡 #and to all my non-dc friends that have been following me along in all this :’) number ones fr #waow… me when the special interest is special… heart

[quietwingsinthesky]

You really have no idea how long it takes to make a podfic until you do it yourself

#this isn’t like a jab or anything it’s an observation. #the same way someone might look at a finished painting and not know the hours of work behind it #unless you’ve done that yourself you know? #I stand by podfics being an important transformative work in fandom. for accessibility and for just the joy of making them. #and highly recommend giving it a try to really understand how much work goes into giving you fanfic audiobooks lmao #but actually okay you don’t need to try I have some numbers right here if you’d prefer #so uh the one I’m working on now. it’s a fic about 1.7k words long. #which was about ~22 minutes of recording. the recording is the easiest shortest and. usually the most fun part. because saying words is fun #but anyway that 22 minutes got edited down to around the final runtime of 13 minutes. #(this is before I go through it again to see if I should re-record a line or two.) #(usually only do that if something got Monumentally messed up because it’s sometimes hard to make two different recording sessions sync up #and sound similar enough to not throw the listener off. for me anyway. I’m not the greatest editor rip.) #anyway so. 13 minutes of podfic. #so want to guess how long the first round of editing took? #about an hour. give or take. #this stuff is time consuming! worth it! but time consuming. #so what im saying is if you see podfics that are multiple hours long. salute your troops.