#unless the response is ‘so true bestie’

[cheolaholic]

ring of love; csc (01)

summary; agreeing to join vernon spectate an underground boxing match wasn't how you'd expect to spend your friday night. you also didn't expect to see seungcheol, someone you've lost contact with for years, become a part of the ring.

modern! au • boxer! au • hhu focused • multiple kinds of tropes • fluff, angst, smut

a/n; AND THE FIC IS OUT 💃🏻✨

ngl, i posted up the teaser at around 1am just to see how it'd go (was planning on deleting it right afterwards if nothing showed up). i woke up like 6 or 7 hours later and holy shit yall - i wasn't expecting it to get so much attention or blow up 😭 and it was just a TEASER 😭✋🏻 i've also gone through the small notes section of the taglist form (my favorite is the one that said they like my brain lol) either ways, i'm so glad you're all as excited as i am for this fic 🥹🫶🏻 it really means a lot to me <33

i'd also like to point out that i'm writing this fic as i go, kind of going with the flow, so, occasionally some things might not make sense but let's hope the flow goes well 🙏🏻

taglist at the end !

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“hey there, babygirl,” vernon greeted as he took a seat in front of you at the library desk.

the nickname had you looking up from your laptop, shooting the boy a grimacing look.

“vernon, what the fuck?”

vernon chwe, an art major you had met on the first day of college during orientation, since both of you were in the same freshman group during said orientation.

you were entirely new to seoul, having spent most of your life in a small town in daegu (alongside your introverted nature, talking to new people while having to adjust to your new surroundings was basically an introvert’s nightmare).

when vernon approached you during one of the 30 minute breaks, he handed you a bottle of coke, a friendly gesture you appreciated a lot. that wasn’t what caught your eye though - it was his clothes. it’s not every day you’d see a college student wearing a bright neon tie-dyed shirt.

when vernon noticed your staring, he simply said “ah, yeah, the rest of my clothes are in the dryer. i’m vernon, by the way! vernon chwe!”

“...i’m ___,” came your response, “lee ___.”

from then on, you’ve both been stuck to each other like glue. always seen together to the point you both had been mistaken as a couple one too many times.

guess the saying of 'you're not real besties unless people think you're a couple' is true to an extent.

though you both have made it clear that the relationship between the two of you is strictly platonic.

the boy laughs at your reaction before shutting up as a few students shoot him a dirty look, a few others shushing him. “it’s fun messing with you, ___,” he said in a soft voice, not wanting to get on the nerves of the other students, “watcha working on?”

“just the usual presentation preparations,” you answered as you pushed back up your glasses and continued typing away.

“is this a group or solo project?”

“solo, which thank god. if this was a group and i had another bad luck on my groupmates, i was going to lose it.”

vernon cringes at the mention of groupmates. in your previous group assignment, you were stuck with not one, not two; but three parasites. he remembered how sleep deprived and stressed you were throughout the semester for said group project. he’d gotten you to submit an email to the lecturer in charge, writing out in extreme detail how you had to bear the responsibilities of the group members while they were out and about, partying, going out on dates etc.

however, you decided to go even further than just submitting an email.

it was the day of the presentation. as your lecturer sat in the front row seat alongside two other faculty members, you looked at your parasitic freeloading groupmates that were standing to your left.

“are you guys ready?” you asked in a quiet voice.

when they nodded their heads, you smiled as you pressed the clicker in your hand. anyone would have assumed your smile was that of an encouraging smile. you however, knew better.

as the first slide was projected onto the projection screen, the topic of the presentation was written in a big font while all four names of yours and your groupmates were written underneath it.

as you pressed on the clicker, one by one, the names of your groupmates began to be removed from the slide. the classroom was confused before catching on - you were calling out your group mates for being parasites.

your groupmates watched in a panic state as the students began whispering amongst themselves; the faculty members jotting things down on their clipboards.

once all the three names were removed with your name being the only one left on the slide, in a calm and collected voice, you said, “now, shall we begin the presentation?”

vernon remembered the proud expression you had when he met up with you the same day. “how’d it feel?” he asked, having helped you with your research and planned out the execution for the revelation of the free loaders.

“amazing!” came your reply with a beaming smile, satisfied.

“whatever happened to those three anyways?”

shrugging, you heard from some classmates that they had either gotten suspended or needed to retake the class. but, you didn’t care.

why would you?

if anything, you were glad you didn't have to deal with them for the rest of your studying years.

"hmm, fair enough," vernon responded before placing both arms on the table, leaning forward, "so, got any friday night plans?"

"if you're planning to drag me to a frat party-"

"not a frat party."

looking up from your laptop with an eyebrow raised, the boy just shoots you a smile - a smile that you can't help but feel suspicious of.

as you saved your work progress and shut down your laptop, vernon spoke again.

"have you heard of underground boxing?"

"i am not going to get in a boxing ring."

"you don't have to!"

once you've packed up your stuff and headed out of the library together, he explained more about the underground boxing.

it's a monthly event and is usually held somewhere in itaewon. when you mentioned that you didn't think vernon was the type to take part in these events, he replied with, "that's because i don't. a close friend of mine does and i usually go to support him with two other close friends!"

"and where do i play a part in this… support group?"

"don't hate me for this, okay? i just think that you could use some outdoor time, ya'know? i know you're introverted and want to hole up in your apartment the entire weekend, but it wouldn't hurt to try something new!"

you were silent for a moment.

"so, i'm a bore, is what you're getting at."

"what!? no! absolutely, not!"

when you let out a laugh at vernon's reaction, it had a few students around both of you stunned.

maybe it's due to your introverted nature that everyone assumed you'd be cold-natured too, black cat energy they call it.

but to vernon, he knew it wasn't the case. you just needed to be around the right people or in a setting you're familiar/comfortable with to be yourself.

'naturally introverted, selectively extroverted' as they called it.

"i'll go if you pick me up."

"does seven sound good to you?"

"yeap."

"aight, bet."

introverted ass: ik i should've asked this earlier

introverted ass: but is there like a dress code or smtg?

introverted ass: bcs i don't wanna show up looking extremely out of place

vrrnonie: casual should be okay

vrrnonie: maybe bring a jacket along

introverted ass: but it's a boxing match

introverted ass: wouldn't it be hot and stuffy from all that sweat

introverted ass: ?

vrrnonie: it's actually air conditioned, believe it or not

vrrnonie: and it's well ventilated too

vrrnonie: and there's not much people, dont worry

vrrnonie: the place can hold up to 100+ ppl

vrrnonie: but they usually only let in abt 70-ish?

vrrnonie: not wanting to be too stuffy, crowd control etc

introverted ass: so i'm assuming i can just wear my sweater and tights?

vrrnonie: yeapp

vrrnonie: reaching in 10 btw

introverted ass: wtf

vrrnonie: you can do your makeup in the car when we reach

vrrnonie: it doesn't start til 10pm so we can grab some dinner

introverted ass: again, wtf

vrrnonie: love ya bestie 😘

introverted ass: 🙄✋🏻

true to his word, vernon did show up ten minutes later at your apartment front door.

parking his mercedes-benz in one of the few empty spots, he then brought you to a diner he deemed to have the best burger in all of itaewon (of course that was after he let you finish doing your makeup, as he had promised you).

"so… how long have your friends been doing this whole underground boxing thing?" you asked, stabbing a few fries on a fork before shoving them into your mouth.

"oh, just one of them actually," vernon replied with his mouth half full of his beef burger. "wonwoo hyung acts as the manager while mingyu hyung and i are there as first aiders. occasionally, we'd help him train too. but, mingyu is the one he trains with since he works out more than i do."

"does this boxer friend of yours have a name?"

"i can't really say his actual name out here. but, his stage name is scoups!"

why does that stage name sound so familiar… you ponder.

it's now 1230am and you've been out way longer than you should be (technically, more like longer than you wanted).

by right, shou should now be on your bed, cuddled up in your blanket as you binge whatever series or movies are available on the many streaming platforms offered.

yet, here you are - in an underground boxing ring somewhere in itaewon all because your best friend had decided you should spend more time outside.

the match was nearing its final round and based on what you've heard from the people sitting beside you (vernon had left to go to the locker rooms where his friends were; but had assured you everyone is respectable and won't try anything weird. it didn't reassure you completely to be left alone in the crowd, but any kind of reassurance is acceptable at this point), it seems that the two final boxers would be JK and scoups.

(you had also taken a lot of toilet breaks due to the overwhelming feeling of being in a crowd for an extended period of time)

you still ask yourself why the name 'scoups' sound so familiar…

it was only when the loud cheers snapped you out of your thoughts, causing you to shift your focus onto the ring that you finally realise why that name sounded so familiar.

because right in that boxing ring, stood an old face you've been longing to see for years.

choi seungcheol.

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[kalki-tarot]

YOU KNOW THEY DON'T LIKE YOU, SO WHY DO YOU KEEP THE HOPE ALIVE ? 🍷

Pick a picture that attracts you the most ♡

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This is an intuitive tarot reading and it is just for entertainment purposes. I am not responsible for any actions or decisions taken by anyone on behalf of this reading as tarot is not 100% true all the times.

Read this with an open mind and let go of whatever doesn't serve you.

PILE 1.

Confirmations or signs : blue or white birds, peace symbols, refrigerators, black umbrella, red color, K, S, G, Sun, F, Cathedral, Catherine, Karina, Karen, Kaliber, back n white, kanye west

The reality of this person you're holding onto is very obvious to you. They are someone money minded and look out for material things in life mostly, they are too invested in their career and building a weath right now. They are someone who has no clarity or clear vision in life. They sort of run after material things, and they sre working hard for these material things. To be honest, they don't have any time for you and you will be victimized in this connection if you stay any longer. They are someone childish and not meant for you.

Let's get to the point that why are you still holding onto them? You feel this little spark with them. You feel hopeful about this connection even though it's not headed anywhere and you are accepting the breadcrumbs babe. You literally don't realize your worth I'm sorry if I'm too straightforward but it is what it is. You don't like to see yourself winning is that it? No? Then stop believing into false hopes and delusions bestie. This is the only way i have to tell you this. Like stop! You are disrespecting yourself by acting like that. You are the only one working hard in this connection and they r not even reciprocating shit. Well, i see that you have a cycle of meeting people who don't reciprocate what you give in to build up a relationship but eventually you have to walk away because they don't live up to your expectations or they don't invest as much as you're investing in. The universe is trying to teach you that you should know when to stop and walk away if people don't care about your efforts bestie. You will repeat this cycle unless you realize your worth and take your power back!

PILE. 2

Confirmations or signs : lamp posts, yellow/golden flames, Army, Police, J, S, M, N, F, G, sun, moon, stars, shimmer & shine, ticking clocks, weirdo, joker

The person you are asking about is very ambitious and hardworking. They have a set vision for how their life should be or how much they should achieve before this particular age they hit. They want to create something of their own and to be honest you are nowhere in this picture. They don't really care about love and relationships that much. Also, this person may try to mould you they way they want you to be, they won't be as accepting of you. You know those people who have a fixed type of person to marry and they would try to make you become what they would like to see and not the actual you. This person is very superficial and it's hard to change them. They are very stubborn.

The truth about this person is that u won't be emotionally fulfilled by them and you'll end up walking away. Ask yourself "Are u just clinging onto them only because of the fear of being left out?" This person will be very hot and cold towards you. And you have this tendency to attract these kind of people into you life. Do you crave validation? Don't work hard for them, don't waste your energy manifesting them. They are not meant for you :( They would cause you more harm than good. You'll hurt yourself. First fix your unhealthy tendencies and fill yourself with self love. Then try to manifest a loving and stable partner.

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[kyoriis]

BUT I LOVE YOUUUU ! ☆

featuring !! — iluna x gn reader.

synopsis !! — when you don't say ily back *gasps*.

format !! — headcanons.

warnings !! — a lil cursing. the use of word " bro ".

kyori's note !! — fist post ayyyy. pog. stan iluna besties <3

REN ZOTTO ! ☆

he just finished streaming, and he was tired asf.

"i love you baby" (◕ᴥ◕)

"mhmm" (￣(ｴ)￣)

he gasps. i just know he's a dramatic mf in private <3.

"baby?"

"..."

"aight no kisses for you" he smirks.

now that's scary but you maintained ur composure cause ur pog.

"babyyyyyyy i love you" insert more whining.

if that doesn't work well, our alien prince will use plan b. tickling.

won't stop until you say ily back LMAO.

laughs proudly when you say it cause he's a cheeky mf. ( pls i love his voice sm bro- )

SCARLE YONAGUNI ! ☆

mommy-

so y'all were cuddling.

"i looooove you" she kisses ur forehead, expecting a response but you just nod.

she literally goes (´⊙ω⊙`)！

"love, is something wrong?" she asks a lil confused.

"y/n?" oh shoot not the name-

idk why but i feel like she'll lowkey try to remember if something upset you because she's such a sweetheart.

she won't talk unless you say something so u finally tell her it was a prank.

will yeet you lovingly off her lap ( ◜‿◝ )♡

scarle yonaguni supremacy indeed.

KYO KANEKO ! ☆

baby boy just yeets himself onto you to tell you how much he loves you.

"god i love you so much mwah" ( ˘ ³˘)♥

"wanna play smash bros?"

are you fr? y/n are you seriously ignoring ur adorable lover? honey no.

"umm uhh sure?" he replies, his voice slightly breaking.

HOW DARE YOU HURT HIM YOU-

literally for the entire three matches you both played he looked more and more sad :(

the guilt that filled you when you looked at his lil pout was enough for you to explain that it was a prank and apologize.

"so umm so like can you say it now?" he chuckles, hugging you.

"i love you too kyo."

don't do that again, or else ಥ_ಥ

MARIA MARIONETTE ! ☆

my precious lil being.

how could you do this to her y/n?

"i love you" she says shyly, hiding her face in her hands.

"mhmm"

she's confused. (・o・)

was this supposed to happen?

that's not what she learnt from google tho-

like my girl literally goes out of the room to ✨research✨ ur reaction.

a true #girlboss indeed.

like your had to chase her down and explain it to her lmfaooo.

"oh" pls i love her sm aaaaa.

please tell her ily again bro.

ASTER ARCADIA ! ☆

pretty boy was always pretty nervous when it came to expressing love.

"i love you y/n" he whispers (◍•ᴗ•◍)

"....."

i feel like he's very sensitive when it comes to this type of stuff.

he gets very worried. immediately apologizes before dashing out of the room.

ur lover is crying cause of ur stupid ass prank y/n. ಠ︵ಠ

"ASTER BABY NOO IT WAS A PRANK" you try to comfort him.

poor baby :(((

stop crying after a lil while.

"i love you too ! i love you so much" you kiss his forehead <3

cuddles to make him happy. NOW.

AIA AMARE ! ☆

she knew what was going on.

queen shit amirite?

"i love you, you lovable idiot." she smiles.

but that sweet smile turns into an amused smirk as soon as she hears no response. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"babe please, you're too easy to read"

if you still don't budge or pretend to be confused. ( which is epic btw i would just surrender lol )

"no more cuddles" and you know she's deadass about it too.

instant panik.

a prank <<< cuddles from aia amare 😍

so you end up admitting it because who tf would wanna be banned from cuddling with such a beautiful woman?

aia : 1, y/n : 0.

© KYORIIS 2022

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[elmhat]

Dreblr Survey Results Pt.2 - Sharing the Joy!

Here are the results for the longer questions! These are some of the lore moments, AUs and headcanons that we love.

I haven't included every response, only the ones that seemed the most unique and non-repetitive. There were a lot to sift through. Everything here has been directly pasted from the form.

Lore moments we love...

Punz & Dream's reunion

The staged finale reveal were c!Punz meets c!Dream again

“Long time no see Buddy!”

'LONG TIME NO SEE BUDDY'

"long time no see buddy!" NEED I EXPLAIN ANSJSJDJENSNSKSKS

Moment staged duo got confirmed they were still working together I predicted that shit ages ago and I won't shut up about the fact i was RIGHT

I think there are two moments that are far too important for me. The first one being the moment that Punz and Dream met up after Dream got out of prison. It was so so magical, after A YEAR of waiting and clinging to the idea of stages finale, after it had been so long and people that just didnt believe saying no, it's not stages because it doesnt make sense or that it got retconned, They Were Wrong. And they couldnt take that win from me, even if they tried. It was even funnier when I saw people a day later finding the clip of Punz and Dream talking about Drem's "betrayal", long before he had been imprisoned, and they called it "a lost clip". But it wasnt lost, not to me. I had always known and I Had Been There when it had happened. Unbelievable, I really felt like I Won.

Technonblade & Dream being besties

c!dream admitting to c!techno he can't read a map

Anything with c!drunz or c!rivals but especially the moment on the mountain with c!rivals

DOOMSDAY RAHHGHHGH

Prison Podcast, it was so fucking funny

The Techno and Dream prison podcast will always be important to me

Prison break. Dream being surprised at returning for him

prison break, largely for the mass dreblr hysteria

...I'll have to say the jailbreak; I was hoping for one since before I saw any of the streams - back when all I really knew about the prison arc came from the title of a DSMP playlist that YouTube's algorithm recommended to me on my second day in the fandom (true story) - and seeing it play out honestly made my entire year.

The finale streams

i think about the discduo finale every day of my goddamn life

Tommy realizing the truth about Dream

The moment in the finale where c!Tommy asks c!Dream to take off his helmet and he does it. I shed real tears.

The moment where cdream metaphorically lost his mask and was just someone, all of a sudden

The disc finale, which can be read on so many levels with the infos you're given it's actually incredible.

The DSMP finale doesn't just hit hard, but I also enjoy the conclusion it gave to the conflict between Dream, Tommy, and the prison era, especially looking it at from a literary view.

The 2nd moment is more really the entire actual finale between Dream, Punz, Tommy and Tubbo - Staged duo got revealed to the wider world and my friends and I were celebrating for having been proven right again, it was just so amazing. And it really continued on and ended better than any of us could have hoped for and anyone arguing that it's bad that Dream got redeemed And Then The Nuke Happened, in my opinion, fundamentally didnt understand what Dream and Tommy's whole Feud was about - yes I said that Tommy is my least favorite character, but that's a good thing for a lot of instances, especially the finale, so when He Finally Understood His Enemy, I was downright in tears Sorry for the rant, I had to get all of that out qwq

when dream and tommy realize that it was too late

"Do you want to be friends?"

Sam & Dream being generally insane

the sam "when it was just me and him" moment <3

Sam and dteam’s conversation after techno escapes the prison

"Unless you're saying I'm not a person" lives rent-free in my head forever.

Can I put the entirely of Daedalus arc in here? Probably when Dream said Sam was going to be a shining example not to fuck with him!

c!Dream killing c!Sam once in prison (post escape, when c!Sam was locked up) after days of letting him live. It's special because for the crimes that had been committed against c!Dream in that cell, he was rather merciful. Particularly for his reputation as a heartless killer.

Sam talking about fucking dream up real horny like

Sadness

Just say you hate me<—- millions died

george looking at the prison every time hes is close to it WHY DID KE KEEP DOING THAT

The Karlnapity breakup hurts so good

When Sam was about to kill Ranboo and Techno cried out "you've got the wrong person! Dream doesn't care! I care-" then Ranboo died that fucked me up

So many moments. I had heard of and seen things and knew a bit about DSMP before. But I believe the first stream I watched live was the disc finale. So I'm gonna say "what am I without you? Yourself."

dream's 'sir' moment

Not really a specific moment but Dream going back to pandora afterwards everything. Him *dying* there? Ouchie ouchie ouchie

And more!

Initial disc war/conflicts, <3. The banter and jokes are so dear to me, and that was how I found the DSMP in the first place, so they have a very special place in my heart.

Destruction of Las Nevadas when c!Q was completely destroyed lmao. It feel like serenity to me. Justice, y'know.

vassal scene just everything about it when wilbur asked to be dream's vassal what it meant for their character arcs it was a turning point no going back and it meant so. much. for their characters.

The 'Daddy Dream!!' moment. The funny overshadow The turning point for c!Dream. He's chill with L'manberg at that point(whaaa??) Wilbur pushed him into a role with Threats (will be so Ambitious) it's just Very interesting in general

Ranboo giving Techno the new axe ☹️🤧

Idk if it counts as lore but Dream following Puffy around the server

ranboo trading foolish ownership of the shulker for a favor. and then forgetting he did this. an insight into enderwalking ranboo

Bro EVRRYTHING involving c!dream even in the background for 0,01 sec

C!George blowing up the whole dsmp and killing everyone and reaching godhood in his dreams, C!George standing in front of the prison longingly during a c!q lore stream, C!Dream's spirit speech 🥰🥰, the whole final minutes of the c!discduo finale with the nuke and the softness and vulnerability in dream's voice, every time dreamXD appeared 💖💖

Theyre not one of my favorites, but I did watch all of aimseys dsmp streams. Their thing was "Never waste a pretty sunset," and if I think about that on the way home from work, sometimes I'll take the longer scenic route to get a really good view of the sunset, just because of that phrase.

that bit when c!tom uno reverses put your armor in the hole

George destroying the dream smp, doomsday (techno pov) Dream prison escape confrontation with Tommy. Nicheal

“i don’t give a fuck about spirit!” it was such a distinct turning point from “bad guy” to villain. i love dream as a villain bc he was so goofy and awkward and then bam angst.

"It's just a stupid egg Skeppy!"

When wilbur lost the election. It was my first lore stream and after that it only improved in my eyes

The entirety of fundy's arc with wilbur, im still insane over that. Also when sapnap said he was born in fire that was swag

"I'm his friend, Tommy", "If my best friend is a necromancer-", literally any moments where someone is acknowledging themselves as Dreams friend or that they care about him.

I really like Dream and Sapnap’s confrontation after Dream escaped from prison, and also the staged finale reveal with Dream meeting up with Punz. They’re such good character and plot moments!! (Also there’s the entire prison arc but this thing would be 12 paragraphs long)

Quackity eating Schlatt’s heart on stage

I'm a BIG BIG BIG fan of c!q getting the message to go back to schlatt by being called sugar pumpkin. Something about it is so fawking sleazy

Tubbo pulling an axe on Quackity when he threatened to execute Ranboo

Schlatts death, everyone banning together and him thinking it was his birthday

i'm bizarrely fascinated by punz (attempting to?) convince purpled to join forces with him & dream. idk man it mesmerized me

dream beating Tommy the fuck to death DESERVED

AUs and headcanons we love...

Animals/forms

White enderman dream

cKarl and cDream being bunnies 🐰

Dragon!Dream where XD suppressed his hybrid traits so he’d possessive but doesn’t know why

Goat-hybrid c!Dream and obvs puffy as his mother

WORM BABY DREAM

wolf!Punz!!!! I don't see enough of it but it fits so well!!

Shapeshifter dream

Cdream is just a pair of empty clothes.

Dream being just a human is really cool

Ships/relationships

c!dnf being canon after all

c!DNF were secretly engaged before shit hit the fan. Nobody knew but them.

i love xdnf i think its just so funky, XD as a whole is such and underrated character and i loved his interactions with bad, george, and foolish a lot.

Soulmates but they're aware of it and time spent without the other one knowing slowly kills them (madduo ofc (": )

I know it ain't most peoples cup of tea but I love the family dynamic headcannon between puffy dream and foolish

Dream isn't Puffys bio son and she didn't adopt him when he was little, she just found this grown ass man following her around the server and decided that's her baby now

awesamity forced dream into a relationship during prison i think thats neat and fun to experiment with

Sad Dream

that after prison dream is more animalistic in his movement

Anything related to scars or injuries that c!Dream got from the prison

His hair turning white from revival and stress Or runes from revival on his skin

White haired streaks, scars staying after the dsmp finale, Dream suffering temporary or permanent hearing and vision loss, Dream being created by or otherwise connected to XD somehow, Karl or Wilbur coming back after the dsmp finale with all their memories intact to see everyone getting along happily and being like “what???”

Syndicate Dream

Syndicate Dream is the beloved AU. Let my man heal and have friends and healthy relationships and pets.

syndicate dream! also love the winged dream aus :3

I love post-prison Syndicate healing AUs and the $100,000 duel scar

Former gladiator c!Techno and post prison syndicate healing aus with c!Dream

any dream with the syndicate au tbh.. the soft healing is so perfect <3

cDream peacefully recovering at the Arctic Commune is something very soft and fluff and close to my heart.

I still love Syndicate!Dream AUs (or really any AU that sets him in a place where he can actually try and heal from everything that's happened to him)

The Syndicate AU is just so sweet. It's literally the only "good" ending, I'm sorry. I just love it very, very much.

Dreamon

I love the dreamon stuff

Anything involving Dreamons/Dreamon hunters, esp. that focuses on expanding the worldbuilding and not just “generic demon possession plot.”

We glossed over the "Why does god look like you?" and the whole Dreamon mini arc Far Too Quickly, Like YOU GUYS, WE COULD HAVE HAD MONSTER HUNTERS AND MORE WORLDBUILDING-

Birdhouse? I think?

kat and angela's coparent au

jmah nifty

idk what jmah/mayfair is but i keep on seeing posta about it that seem epic :D

is awesamdream in gay love even a headcanon anymore /j . scrapped lore canon. uhhh. prison drugs??? uhhh. schlatt initiated revive book deal. all ive got boss. lots of fav AUs but jmah + birdhouse + 7y are the ones that spin around in my head rent free that are my own. and coparent makes me SAD

Butterfly chat

dream's butterfly chat headcanon

The butterflies

physical manifestations of chats!! especially with dream's as butterflies or other bugs that typically symbolize things like peace and light

And more!

Dream, George, and/or Sapnap getting involved in Eggpire

My friend and i made a percy jackson au that was really good

Its more of a fanfic where everyone are small bloobs and the reader takes care of them

And Tubbo and Fundy like modded stuff, I bet they could have convinced Dream that they could like a new mini mc project, like idk, smth vaguely based on stranger things but also magic and paranormal and just ughhhhhh, I miss it so much

C!Dream Autistic

Dream is blind in one eye Don't know why but I love that

c!quackitys fucked up eye is magic now that trope just SLAPS. I like the c!Tommy "came back wrong" stuff too.

The Cornelius and C!Dream headcanon.

Syndicate Dream aus are always so comfy, I enjoy reading those a lot. Protégé Tommy aus can be fun to read (I love a good discduo dynamic). I also love reading superhero aus, as long as they don’t depict Dream as a cardboard cutout of evil. I like to read a lot of aus, but those ones stuck out to me especially.

Ranboo's enderwalk isn't actually taller he's just more confident and stands up straighter

Love manhunt AUs, they are the best. also love when Dteam focussed superheroAU. for canon compliet love cDNF or George just going of his rockers. George going insane after canon also great.

I had a headcanon that gods can't fit entirely in the world of the server: Callahan left his voice out, Drista and Kristin left their bodies and possessed players, and DreamXD left his real face so he made a new one from Dream's

Ranboo, Punz and Dream held a disney movie night marathon before staged finale in order to get inspiration

I adore the convict childcare au so much

Ran and Tubbo's son Michael is mute and they use sign with him sometimes

Techno helping dream in prison after quakty would come by letting him have techno’s cape

Everything is the same except everyone is a sock puppet

Pandora's Vault as a living entity

my self indulgent splatoon crossover

Does Eret's finale stream idea count

Modern AU is rotting my brain and sparing none of my braincells

The idea that the revive book as ‘threads’ of life that just take someone out of death by dragging them out of their limbo or weaving their bodies kinda like crocheting

Minecraft worlds are servers +admin + XD was the failsave for the server but got corrupted and gained sentience

I'm attached to the c!q being a trans dude trope . Like yeah little loud poly bi shortguy with something to prove is transgender BIG shocker

Dream comforts Punz after the Egg and frequently checks his eyes for him

Also Guard Dog AU by sunny and all its variations because I love that angst and everyone's take on it REALLY GOOD

Love black dog au so far. Favorite headcanon is that dream has a lot of inhuman traits and is very very expressive!

C!DNF roleswap au by me because it's very self indulgent and brought many demons and my friends have helped on it <3.

C!dream living in Kinoko, with what it implies for c!dteam, c!dream & XD, the c!fiances (because Q will still be around) and c!Techno's interractions with the kingdom

Dream is homeless from techno, its just really funny to me

c!dream eggs monday. does that count?

Okay so theres this AU that only got like two posts on tumblr I think its called Stoplight? Where Dream is an eldrich abomination that thought he was just playing with his friends and that none of the wars were real, hell he doesn't even know what war is! He thought all of DSMP was just one big game of Manhunt where he pretended to play and had a safe word system which Ranboo triggered on accident and revealed to everyone that Dream could stop all of this at any time.

My own canon-divergent AU featuring enemies-to-friend pre-finale Dream and Tommy, 👍. Tommy stalks Dream to a house he made, tries to kill him, fails and gets captured, Dream experiments revival on him and ends up making him immortal, Tommy decides to drag Dream down with him and also make him immortal, and they somehow kind of become “friends” along the way. They are very dear to me, <3. As for a headcanon, the first thing that comes to mind is the idea that Dream’s first limbo was the prison. Another one, tho, is the idea that the revival book is binary, and that when it gets burnt it worms its way into the code, bringing the specified player back to life.

Sorry to the people whose responses were cut. There were just so many. Finally, there will be another results post soon for all the crazy things that were said!

#long post #dreblr #random elm thoughts #elm polls

[rosehipfield]

I saw somebody has done Yttd cast in Undertale before but I want to share some ideas about which Yttd character could act as which Undertale character. Of course, there's too many monsters so this is mainly about bosses and minibosses. Also this is long and yttd characters are sometimes repeated as they can serve several roles.

Sara is great for the role of Frisk simply because she has capacity both for sparing and killing. Goddess of Victory or Angel of Death, who will she choose to be? And without a doubt Sara is DETERMINED (Or there's another variant, Kanna, a kind child that will find approach to everybody. However, I don't see anybody trying to kill her there, as well as her even having a thought about killing.)

Kai can be Toriel for several reasons: he is housemaker, he is tied to Sara, so in this AU he can become her guardian for some time. Moreover, Kai has notable bond with Q-Taro and Gashu, both of which could fit Asgore. Imagine him betraying Asunaro and making sure humans survive. Or arguing with Q-Taro about morals.

Depending on the story Shin could match Napstablook when he's being his meek shy self. Just listening to music, not feeling up to anything, creating akward situations and lying on the floor. I can picture him doing it. Additionally, Ranmaru has similar vibe. Not the type to communicate with many, true introvert with deep insecurities... Why not?

Keiji is definitely Sans and I can't see it otherwise (well there could be other options but still I love Keiji as Sans). He is constantly tired, a bit lazy, has a fair share of mysteries, same ambience I would say. Keiji loves pushing responsibility onto Sara due to his trauma and consequent self-hate, Sans does nothing in genocide until the very end wheт majority is dead. Plus who is better to judge our protagonist than a policeman?

Joe is Papyrus, I don't make the rules... Well, Gin could act as Papurus as well, but let's at first talk about Joe. He is nice and funny, he befriends Sara easily, he literally can't kill her. He can have a brotherly relationship with Keiji considering "Mr. Policeman is Joe's dad" theory. The only downside is Papyrus can be killed and I don't see Sara killing her bestie in any way, even for survival. Maybe he is a doll and no longer a human?..

As to Gin, he is better as Monster kid in my mind. Curious, energetic teenager that admires strong, reliable and absolutely cool Reko (who's Undyne). Gin really trusts Sara, he is naїve to the point of believing her even in genocide route. Or maybe an annoing dog is also appliable, as Gin's stims include barking (and his desing, his Meow chan that is allegedly a dog) and the dogsong is perfect theme for Gin.

So, Reko as Undyne. Strong in every sense, fighting for her people's sake, brave, plays piano... Not to mention her relationship with Nao-the-Alphys. The thing is, would Reko kill a human for her people? Maybe not, she is quite kind. Especially if said human is Sara. Unless there is some misunderstanding... (I actually would argue Sara is a better fit for Undyne as she is samurai woman fighter type and she can be colder).

I haven't mention dummies before, but I totally picture Anzu as Temmie. Cute, sweet, funny, just good old Temmie.

I nerly forgot about Mad Dummy! In my book Ranger fits the bill here: an artifitial being that is really jealous of humans and hates them for it. He's sarcastic, extremelly rude, ready to kill. Also imagine that in the Ruins we encounter Dummy of Sei that Kai is keeping due to grief and memories, but now it ends up here as Ranger with consciousness but no soul.

Then we move to Hotland. Nao is a good Alphys in my book: a bit dependent, insecure, still striving to become better. Plus I want to give Mishima a Gaster role, so they share connection. (On the second thought, Safalin would make a compelling Alphys as well: she is actually a scientist, she has far more self-deprication as crying doll, she has many sceletons in the closet with questionable experiments).

There's little info on Gaster as well as on Mishima. Royal scientist whose genuis was unparalleled and that fell in lava (burning again?). Though Meister, whose role is still unclear, may look more like Gaster and have the same air of mystery.

For Muffet there are two worthy candidates: Mai and Maple. Both are acquainted with cuisine, both are extra sweet with their words, I think both can be persuasive about the product (it's Mai's profession, and you can't refuse to drink tea in disscussion room so Maple's capable of it as well). And of course you should never underestimate either of girls.

Mettaton... the star of the show, daring, flashy, attractive... Alice was in the band, his desing (in usual sprites just hair) is quite colorful, not to mention his physique, so why not? That would mean interesting relationship with Reko, who's his neighbor. Plus he could be a doll as Mettaton is an artifitially created robot. Maybe Nao/Safalin/whoever's Alphys created him to help Reko, they reconciled and Alice found his own path.

We are nearing the end. Asgore is morally gray character who killed children, regrets it but ready to repeat the deed for the sake of his country. As was mentioned previosly, either Q-Taro or Gashu could fit his role: Q-Taro because of appearance, kindhearted nature but ability to commit not the most ethical actions. I can also insert joke about killing kids (no matter how you interpret Q-Taro's words in the first main game, part of fandom will bring it up). Gashu had done even more morally reprehensible things for his "community" Asunaro. Plus, Gashu literally had a foster child that died (Sei, Ranger's inspiration).

I didn't mention Flowey because his story blossoms only in the end and depending on the person I replace him with the story becomes drastically different. The first one is Shin because firstly, I am biased toward him, secondly, Asriel essentially is bound to return to his flower form (kind of 0% to be truly happy), thirdly, they were both inicially kinder and due to horrible circumstances became worse. But yet they can become better. Moreover, roses. Maybe Kanna here was killed, and from sheer grief Shin turned into a rose? Alternatively, Ranger matches as well: he can't feel positive emotions just as Flowey doesn't feel them (I don't remember specifics but something along these lines). Plus, Sei was killed being a small kid just like Asriel and he has familial connections to Kai-the-Toriel and Gashu-the-Asgore (this sounds extra weird, nobody here is shipped of course. Just in case).

What about the souls and remaining dead people? I think some of the dead could be these souls: Kurumada as Bravery (he is boxer and this soul has gloves), Megumi or Mr. Policeman as Justice (police is supposed to make sure justice prevails), Hayasaka as Perseverance (he looks a bit nerdy and has glasses), Hinako as... Patience? (the real one), Kanna if dead can definitely be Kindness, Kugie as Integrity? Honestly, we know little about these guys so the arrangement can vary a lot.

Finaly, Chara. Maybe I'll do their character an injustice, but imagine them as Midori. When Frisk Sara is in the end of genocide, she sees Midori, a demon that is resurrected by her cruelty. He enjoyed every bit of it. Plus, then dynamic Chara Midori and Asriel Shin becomes quite intriguing (and messed up). Or maybe Kanna could be Chara as well, a kid that met a friend (or foster brother. Oh even a real one) in the underground and then died.

#your turn to die #sara chidouin #kai satou #shin tsukimi #ranmaru kageyama #joe tazuna #keiji shinogi #gin ibushi #anzu kinashi #rio ranger #reko yabusame #nao egokoro #kazumi mishima #mai tsurugi #maple yttd #meister yttd #alice yabusame #q taro burgerberg #gashu satou #naomichi kurumada #megumi sasahara #shunsuke hayasaka #hinako mishuku #kugie kizuchi #midori yttd #I don't know if I should have tagged people for whom I have written one sentence #Also for now not tagging Undertale because I didn't check if there are major spoilery moments #yttd au #not really au just random ideas #I would read a fanfiction about it but I don't want to write it myself

[disneyprincemuke]

trauma dump some more bestie expose that failure!!!!!!!

also this is me asking if u got my other asks

REALLL again, sorry carlos girlies i really am pretty down bad for the man, u know, but he's just so red flag ridden I'm sorry girls I'm sorry

guys blink once my way literally just once if you want me to release the screenshots LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you stare into the mirror, lip gloss wand in your hand as you make one last swipe on your bottom lip. you press your lips together to incorporate the liquid together. "are you ready?" your roommate asks as she passes your room, tapping her hand against your door to get your attention. "we're going to be late for the birthday party." "yeah, let me drop them a text to let them know we're going to be late," you call out to her. you balance yourself on one leg as you extend your hand to grab your phone lying quietly in your closet. you tilt your head when you open your messaging app, an unexpected notification makes you forget your original task. carlos has seemingly sent you a text message. which is odd, because the phone call had gone sort of alright. and you have not spoken to him since. i have evaluated what you said and felt that you might have blown everything out of proportion, and it is in fact unfair to me because i feel you lack communication skills to resolve issues within a relationship. no relationship will ever last long-term for you. due to your own selfishness to run away from your own problems of vulnerability, and hurt others, unless you recover and lean towards a more secure attachment. if my assumptions are true, you're a girl with low self esteem and you tend to believe that people will always leave you and that you have abandonment issues. don't you see that your incapacity in voicing you wants/dissatisfaction are hurting yourself and your partners? i am a self assured guy and i'm sorry but i don't think i'll ever want anything romantic with you anymore. read the article i linked because i don't think you will ever be ready for a long term relationship, until you seek therapy. i will still be here as a friend if you need help. you tilt your head and press your lips together. you quickly type a response, after reading the message he has sent you. i don't have a fearful avoidant attachment style or anything, i just don't want to be in a relationship that's cute, thinking i've got low self esteem issues. if you can't handle getting dumped, that's on you. not me. if you had gotten all of this from me simply pulling away because i refuse to lead you on and hurt your from things i have yet to internally process, i don't know what to tell you. just end this here. move past this entire ordeal. lose my number, if you need to. because i don't see the need to be friends either if that's what you think of me. you giggle and walk out of your bedroom. you find your roommate sitting comfortably on the couch, waiting for you. "catch. look at what i just received while we were getting ready." your roommate catches the phone with ease, shooting you a stare of confusion before she reads what's on the screen. a squeal passes her lips. "has this guy gone batshit crazy?"

#disneyprincemuke asks #carlos sainz x reader #disneyprincemuke 3k celly #disneyprincemuke 3k tds

[runningfrom2am]

“After the games, it would be so easy to point the finger at you and call you dangerous and insane.” MY GIRL IS THE LEAST DANGEROUS ONE IN DISTRICT 12- HOW DARE THEY!! (unless she has “salt”, i can’t really blame her)

“you didn’t have much of a choice if you wanted to live.” hmm, isn’t that just the best?

i mean this in the most affectionate way possible, i love seeing coryo blaming himself for things that happened to her when he was only partially responsible.

she went from treating coryo as coriolanus to treating herself as coriolanus and i love that.

she really has all the plays memorised, hasn’t she?

sejanus, my beloved <3 he will never get the jokes and the quotes but that’s okay. in his defense, how was he supposed to know that referencing and talking about plays help her?

“Okay, now, this is the hard part.” [that “what do you mean?!” jennifer lawrence video]

“Political Science” disappointed but not surprised.

on one hand i know lennox learning that his sister is leaving for capitol with coryo would be a problem even though he’s more likely to understand the reason why, on the other he didn’t get to say goodbye 🥲🥲.

she didn’t include cole to her thoughts about mayfair and billy taupe- i seriously need to know what happened with him.

lucy gray crying for billy taupe is making me emotional for some reason. she didn’t deserve that.

coryo, for the love of god, please stop progressing the games in moments of panic. please.

well, money solves everything.

hiiii bestie i’ve missed you!! (sorry again ab your phone btw omg)

1. SHE’S LITERALLY THE SWEETEST LIKE THEY WOULDNT DARE (but commander hoff absolutely would if they couldn’t find anyone else to blame, it would either be coryo and spruce bc fingerprints or HER, and coryo couldn’t have either as an option)

2. story of her damn life at this point 🥲

3. no bc ME TOO. he keeps flipping on it too bc he’s like “yeah i kinda ruined your life but now at least we have each other, right?” and it’s the sweetest and scariest thing (for both of them). once again, i feel bad for him 😔

4. SHE TOTALLY HAS OH MY GODDD. like babe pls for just a moment consider that things you can’t control are not your fault 🥺

5. literally and apparently i have such a thing for writing r with a near photographic memory, i.e ‘in this life or the next’, the entire concept of this series too,,, omg idk what it is i just love it it’s so fun

6. sejanus is just trying his best HAHAHA. he’s like “okay so as far as i know we’re in a bit of a rush… why are we telling confusing jokes?”

he’ll get it someday, just that day is not today hahaha

7. BAHAHAHA NO LITERALLY

8. yeah 😔 my apologies but he literally only has one goal in life and when coryo sees something he wants, he’s gonna have it.

9. LENNOX BABYYYY

listen,, i had a large internal battle about whether or not he would wake up this was SO hard to decide, but i do think he literally would have put himself in the way of her getting on that train and it would have ended very badly for all of them. but don’t worry, she’ll write them every day :) (will he respond? that’s another question. i feel like it will take him a while to not be angry)

10. the good news is you’ll find out in the next part 🤪

11. okay thank you bc i can’t honestly see lucy gray being like “im done with his cheating ass fr” and then being genuinely unmoved by his death. she talked a big game, but even when she said that r knew that it wasn’t true. he was so much more than an ex to her and i think that’s a little glossed over in the movie

12. THE WORST PART IS HES SO GOOD AT IT LMAO. he literally does it again in a future chapter i’ve already written lol

13. sejanus is like *sigh* “if it works, it works.”

#i have the answers #cold nights <3 #that-veela-girl

[secretsolarsystem]

Sith!Obi-wan finding out that Qui-gon just got a new Padawan and thinking “huh, I could pull a Xanatos and kidnap the little one, in all honesty I’m making him a favor” just to then discover that this is not a little initiate, but an ex-slave how’s mother is still a slave and he is just done with his former master’s bullshit

friend!!!!!! bestie!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not sure how true to the prompt I ended up staying BUT I really hope you like reading this as much as I loved writing it, omg it was so fun!!!

pls enjoy this 2.1k canon-divergent, Sith!Obi-Wan, padawan!Anakin, Fallen!Anakin, obsessive Anakin, mentions of a murder and the uhhh aftermath <3

–

Sitting in his booth, Obi-Wan took the last sip of his drink, sighing at how the smooth whiskey went down his throat, immediately warming his veins. Maybe he was stupid for drinking whiskey on the hottest planet he’d ever been on, but he’d never been one to choose convenience or comfort over quality and taste. His many white layers proved that.

He really had no desire to be on this Force-forsaken planet at all, but when his master gives an order he is to obey, unless he wants to deal with Lord Sidious. That was how Dooku kept Obi-Wan in line, since he knew there was little else actually keeping Obi-Wan loyal to him as an apprentice. Obi-Wan had learned enough that Dooku was no longer relevant to him, but, apparently, Dooku was to play an important role in Sidious’ plans for the big war that was about to break out, so Obi-Wan and Dooku circled each other just enough to keep the other alive.

Because Obi-Wan had a role to play, too. Sidious knew how good he was at negotiations, and so while Obi-Wan wouldn’t necessarily be a general like his master, it would be his responsibility to ensure they had the weapons and resources they’d need to fight this war. Which was how he found himself here, decompressing after the first day of negotiations with the Hutts, some of the most unpleasant sentients Obi-Wan has never had the displeasure of speaking with.

The one drink definitely was not enough to compensate for what he’d been through that day, so he made his way to the bar for another. As he waitede for his second drink, a tall, gangly thing burst through the cantina doors, face contorted into a scowl and cheeks glistening with tears. Obi-Wan took in the sight before him, and immediately realized he knew this tall, gangly thing. This was Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon Jinn’s padawan.

Yes, Obi-Wan knew Anakin Skywalker – knew of him, at least. Obi-Wan had been in his early twenties when he learned of Anakin’s arrival to the Temple and the Jedi. When he found out that Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan’s former master, had taken Anakin on as his new padawan, Obi-Wan had considered taking the boy for himself. He’d be doing him a favor; Qui-Gon Jinn practically ensured that no one flourished under his guidance, what with his cold demeanor and palpable indifference towards his pupils.

That was Obi-Wan’s experience, anyway.

But Obi-Wan didn’t. Sidious forbade him, and it would’ve gotten messy with Dooku, considering the Rule of Two they abided by as Sith. Plus, as much as he was loathe to admit it, Obi-Wan did still hold respect for Dooku. The man took him in and taught him power Obi-Wan had never believed he could wield when he found Obi-Wan, freshly Fallen and awfully torn up about it. Under Dooku’s tutelage, Obi-Wan harnessed the Dark with finesse and confidence he never would have gained with Qui-Gon.

Now, looking at Anakin in this cantina, Obi-Wan can see that Qui-Gon had failed him, too. His tear-soaked face and still trembling lip were proof that Qui-Gon had neglected to acknowledge his padawan’s apparently very strong emotions, and therefore failed to teach him how to channel them to his benefit. Not to mention, the boy’s Force signature was emanating Darkness; it felt fresh, it felt suffocating, it felt never-ending.

When Anakin locked eyes with Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan gave him a once over before taking his drink back to his booth. Sitting down, he was unsurprised to find Anakin there, looming over him like a dark cloud. Taking a sip, Obi-Wan glanced up, waiting for Anakin to speak. When he didn’t, Obi-Wan said, “Hello. Can I help you?”

“Yes,” Anakin said, voice thick and hoarse, surely from the crying.

When Anakin didn’t explain further, Obi-Wan set his drink down with a roll of his eyes. “I can’t if you don’t tell me with what.”

“Teach me the ways of the Dark Side,” Anakin said, hands balled into fists by his sides. His shoulders were rising and falling with harsh breaths, and his red-rimmed eyes looked like they’d fall with fresh tears at any moment. He was the visage of a boy ready to Fall, surely much like how Obi-Wan must have looked when Dooku took him in.

Still, there were too many of Sidious’ plans in motion for this to be feasible. That, and the fact that Sidious had specifically forbidden Obi-Wan taking on Anakin specifically as his apprentice.

“No,” Obi-Wan answered, turning back to his drink. As expected, though, Anakin did not move. “Go back to the master you already have, little Jedi. I’d like to enjoy my drink in peace.”

Taking the seat across from Obi-Wan, Anakin splayed his hands out on the table with a hard smack, jostling Obi-Wan’s drink in his hand from how Obi-Wan rested his elbow on the table. Anakin was impossibly lucky none of the liquid spilt from the commotion.

Looking back at Anakin with an incredibly unimpressed and quite annoyed look, Obi-Wan set his drink down. “I won’t say it again.”

“So don’t,” Anakin bit back. It was now that Obi-Wan could see the gold starting to swirl in Anakin’s blue irises. Obi-Wan wondered what had happened – what had just happened, because this was all too fresh – to make Anakin Fall so hard and so quick.

“Then I have nothing to say to you,” Obi-Wan responded, though it wasn’t said with much finality. He was growing more and more curious about Anakin – a dangerous thing for both a Sith and the object of their curiosity.

“If you won’t say yes, then tell me how to get you to say yes,” Anakin pressed, his eye contact unwavering. It was intense, the kind of gaze one could drown in if not careful.

Obi-Wan Kenobi was nothing if not careful. “You know what I am.” It was not a question. Anakin nodded once. “Then you know of the Rule of Two.” Anakin nodded again, but with a bit of hesitation, now. “I’m afraid there’s already two.” Well, technically three, but it was accepted that Sidious was an exception.

For the first time, Anakin broke their eye contact, looking down at the table. But Obi-Wan could tell he did it not in disappointment or acceptance of defeat, but in thought. He was trying to think around the one rule the Sith abided by. It intrigued Obi-Wan, so he continued to drink as he watched Anakin think.

Eventually, by the time Obi-Wan’s drink only had one sip left, Anakin looked up, brow furrowed with new determination. “Who is your apprentice?”

Obi-Wan cocked an eyebrow, the corner of his lip quirking up. “Why?”

“Because I’ll kill them,” Anakin answered immediately.

Barking out a laugh, Obi-Wan downed the rest of his drink before standing and straightening his clothes. If he had an apprentice, Obi-Wan considered, he just might tell Anakin who they were, just to see if he’d really do it. It sent a sick thrill of satisfaction through Obi-Wan’s being, but he kept that to himself.

“I’m sure you will, little Jedi,” Obi-Wan said. “Until then, my answer stands.” Then Obi-Wan made his way towards the bar, paid his credits (only because he needed to keep the Hutts somewhat appeased), and left, all while feeling Anakin’s eyes boring into his back and his Force signature doing its best to wrap around and keep Obi-Wan.

–

It is not until three years later, when Obi-Wan is staying at some terrible inn on some terrible planet to negotiate with some terrible people, that he sees Anakin again. It starts with a knock on his door, to which Obi-Wan calls out, “The sign says ‘Do Not Disturb.’”

The knocking continues, so Obi-Wan closes up his notes from today’s talks with an irritated sigh and walks over to the door, opening it with a scowl. “Can you not read-”

The jab dies on his lips when he sees Anakin Skywalker staring back at him with completely golden eyes.

He steps aside and lets the boy – no, the man – in, watching him stalk inside as he closes and locks the door. Anakin is taller than before, which is quite the feat, and his Jedi attire is filled out by bigger arms, broader shoulders, thicker thighs. His hair is no longer in that Force awful padawan cut, but now falls in long curls. When Anakin turns to face him, Obi-Wan notes the scar running through his brow and eye, his one gloved hand, and the bag in his other hand.

Obi-Wan has many questions, but what he says is: “Congratulations on your knighting.”

Anakin huffs, his face as severe as the day Obi-Wan met him on Tatooine. “Doesn’t matter now.”

“Why not?” Obi-Wan asks, stepping further into the room and towards Anakin. Anakin straightens up, but it doesn’t seem to be a defensive move. If Obi-Wan didn’t know any better, Anakin almost looked like he was displaying himself for appraisal.

Tilting his head, Anakin gave Obi-Wan a look that suggested he couldn’t tell if Obi-Wan was stupid or joking. “I think that’s obvious. It’s only gotten worse since we met.”

“You’re not blaming me now, are you?” Obi-Wan asked with a grin.

Narrowing his eyes, Anakin’s grip on the bad tightened. “Who should I blame? Your apprentice?”

Smile growing, Obi-Wan clasped his hands together in front of himself. “Did you kill them?”

“No,” Anakin answered, throwing the bag to the ground. It landed with an incredibly heavy thud. “I did kill your master, though.”

Being careful to hold his smile in place, Obi-Wan looked down at the bag, understanding. He was sure that if he opened it, he would see Dooku’s head. How dramatic of Anakin.

“Ah,” was all Obi-Wan had to say.

“It was easy, considering all the practice I’ve had,” Anakin went on. Obi-Wan did not look up from the bag. “When we met, I’d just killed a whole village of Tusken raiders. After, I killed the man who owned me and my mother as slaves. Then, after searching and searching for your unworthy apprentice, I finally put it together. You were the apprentice all along.”

“Brutal and clever,” Obi-Wan murmured. Dooku’s head was in that bag. Obi-Wan wasn’t sad, per say, but felt a pang of hurt that he hadn’t been the one to do the honors, as is customary. It would’ve been the respectful way for Dooku to die.

And what would this mean for the war? Was Obi-Wan to become a general now? What would Sidious say to this glaring wrench thrown carelessly into his plans? Would he kill Obi-Wan for this? Would he kill Anakin?

Obi-Wan had a feeling he would not do the latter. Anakin was important to him, in some way. There must be a reason Obi-Wan couldn’t have taken him for himself all those years ago. Sidious always had reasons that no one else was privy to.

“So I did what I had to do, to get you to say yes,” Anakin continued, dropping to his knee beside the bag containing Dooku’s head. “So say it.”

Shaking his head minutely, Obi-Wan looked to Anakin, his eyes wide and golden where they were not swallowed by pupil. Adrenaline? Or arousal? Probably both. Anakin was surely getting off on all this death; it was hard not to. And maybe he knew how good he looked kneeling at Obi-Wan’s feet.

“There is another, more powerful Sith lord,” Obi-Wan said. “He will not be pleased by this.”

“Then I’ll kill him, too,” Anakin growled, his resolve unwavering. “I’ll do whatever it takes, Master.”

A shiver ran through Obi-Wan at hearing Anakin Skywalker, kneeling before him, call him Master, a shiver Obi-Wan could not hide. Anakin noticed, and he pressed forward on both knees now, and suddenly it looked like he was down there for something other than pledging himself to Obi-Wan.

“He cannot be killed,” Obi-Wan dismissed. Sidious was far too powerful to be killed, no matter how enraged and determined Anakin was. “But, he is the exception to the rule.” It took him a moment, but Anakin understood what Obi-Wan was saying. The Rule of Two would still be honored if Obi-Wan took Anakin on as his apprentice. “Are you certain this is what you want?”

“Yes, Master,” Anakin answered immediately.

Baring his teeth, Obi-Wan asked, “And what of your other master? Do you still feel loyalty towards him?”

Another immediate answer. “No, Master.”

“And if I told you to kill him?” Obi-Wan probably wouldn’t, but Anakin didn’t need to know that. He just needed to answer the question.

“I would, Master,” Anakin vowed, his voice as firm as his gaze.

“Very good,” Obi-Wan purred, reaching out to finally sink his fingers into Anakin’s hair. It made the man below him shiver and flutter his eyes shut as he leaned into the touch. Obi-Wan smiled, incredibly pleased. “Yes, very good, my apprentice.

prompted fic collection on ao3

#not to like toot my own horn or anything #but I was frothing at the mouth as I wrote this #idk this dynamic just hit hard I guess I hope y'all like it too <3 #ask #prompt #my writing #obikin

[souryogurt64]

ur panic essay sent me into a spiral last night i can’t believe that’s how brent ended up

yeah the police report loudwire obtained said they were seeking warrants for his phone and computer and its since been taken over by the federal government instead of the state of nevada so they are probably waiting to charge him with dealing heroin until thats over because the amount of heroin that was supposedly in his car is worth something like 9k. im not like a heroin expert but it seems like a lot of heroin and there were scales in the car too.

i didnt want to say this in the brent essay because so much of what i was claiming was already kind of speculative but when i was writing the peteryan essay i ran into ryan ranting about how he had gotten a speeding ticket in brents "rich neighborhood" and the stuff about them using their house to practice and borrowing money from him for their van led me to believe they only kept him in the band for those reasons and then as soon as fever went gold and they had the upcoming tour they didnt need him for that anymore.

this was compounded by the fact that it seemed like brendon was implying he was owed brents share of the royalties and they got into it legally and then blake said brent won, though i dont think thats entirely true. similarly brendon also went on to sue shane over a financial dispute and that suit was dismissed by a judge which is character evidence imo

i dont doubt that brent was not able to keep up with them professionally and he was not doing a good job of being in a band and obviously panic were not responsible for whatever choices he made but spencer and ryan also ended up seriously addicted to drugs as well

and i feel like the way they handled it was shitty and immature. a couple people got upset about the essay but i stand by what i said the mtv writer i talked about actually went all the way to brents house in las vegas which seemed a bit excessive to me so its clear he saw a story there and he kept harping on the same themes in every single article he wrote about panic

later the same mtv writer was accused of helping tank the young veins career because he had it out for ryan. i dont know how accurate that is because i was like ten in 2009 and busy playing with littlest pet shops instead of reading mtv but the articles were incredibly brutal.

ryan and brendon (mostly ryan) developed kind of an attitude about pete during pretty odd and there was the whole wentzlee-ross sleepover incident that immediately preceded the split and then during the split, which was literally a month after the sleepover (where pete was tweeting it up about how ryan was his bestie), that writer made some pretty brash accusations that pete no longer considered ryan a friend despite saying pete refused to comment which a publication like mtv absolutely would not have gotten away with unless he and pete were deliberately playing a mind game which seems in character if you read the book they cowrote lol, as does some of the plausibly deniable sarcasm in the articles

i genuinely believe this mtv writer and pete were in cahoots (lol) on some level during this period because even though petes book came out in early 2013 he pushed the release back several times and began writing it as early as 2004 and other people like william beckett and some girl were also involved in writing it because it took forever so i would suggest they were likely working together a lot during the young veins thing and possibly the panic split at the very least

ANYWAYYYYYYYYYY pete wentz conspiracies aside this wasnt just like something i came up with because i have a hateboner for brendon because he took the band in a pop direction, this was something i wrote because while researching the peteryan essay i kept running into the brent thing being discussed with a much higher level of emotion and anger than i had anticipated and people calling panic shitty in ways that mirror how theyre discussed today and i AM NOT crazy because petes friend was saying the same shit

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I wrote this several years ago on my old blog and was thinking on it. It's still true. So I'm sharing here as well....

What's wrong with you?

I got asked this today. Twice. Both times elicited a different response.

The first person who asked was a friend and given that it was meant in a joking manner, my response was "Shit. I forgot to carry the folder with the list of things the doctor's at the asylum gave me. Do you think I'm going to get in trouble for that?"

The second person I'd never seen, met or spoken to before and my response was "Uh..."

Totally brilliant right? I thought so. It was eloquent, witty and just all around perfect in shape, form and fashion. Truly, I have the most astounding wit. It is unmatched and unparalleled and this stranger was duly impressed with me and now we're so totally besties.

Not!

So what is wrong with me? The only answer I can come up with is I'm human. That's what's wrong with me. I'm human and can be inanely stupid, sparklingly brilliant, off the wall bonkers, or just fucking mean at any given moment. I'm made up of millions upon millions of different thoughts, ideas, feelings, memories that all get packed together into this tiny little space and what comes out is, well, this person that walks around I call Me.

She can be a real pain in the ass at times and utterly adorable at others (if only you could see me laughing at myself right at this moment).

Course that's not how anyone ever means the question. No, it can't be as simple as that and bet you money if you answer it with "I'm human" they will roll their eye at you and walk away (unless they are that really great sort of person that snorts and laughs--in that case you should immediately pounce on them and become friends. Seriously. Do not let people like that get away. Those are the type of people who when you say someone pissed you off, grab your hand and go skipping down the lane with you singing "We're gonna beat someone up." You want those types of people in your life, but I'm digressing here--I do that). They want you to somehow supply them with a real answer. One that that fits into their idea of the world.

Fine, sit down. This is going to take a while.

Hahahaha! No, I'm not going to list a shit load of faults for you people. That's silly, because that's not the answer those people want either. They don't give a shit what actually makes your brain tick or why you are the way you are. What they really want to know is where the hell you got the balls to open your mouth and say that without thinking twice about it. Especially if it's something that wouldn't be said around polite company. Even more so if it's some hot button issue where there ain't any doubt whatsoever that someone is going to take offense.

They are probably jealous that they aren't brave enough to say something like that themselves.

OK, I lied a little. My filter (you know the one that keeps people from saying inflammatory shit off the cuff at the exact wrong time?), yeah it's got a short in it. It works a hell of a lot better when someone is paying me to be nice, I admit. Not that I'm not nice. I generally am pretty nice to be honest, but seriously, I have trouble with these random trains of thoughts that push the well thought out reasoned response I have out of the way, beat the fuck out of it with a baseball bat before gang raping it and then jumping out of my mouth before I know what's happened. The results can be... Uh... Pretty messed up at times. Sometimes it's this nervous babble complete with giggle and other times these outrageous statements that have everybody backing up a few steps (except for those few special people like I mentioned before).

Because of this, I spend most of my time with my mouth shut (unless I'm among friends like I stated before) around people I don't know well. I am not well socialized. (I am well adjusted. Swear. Got the paperwork to prove it. We don't need no medication.)

I lost the point again. What the heck is wrong with you doesn't actually require an answer. I just have the insane urge to try and answer people when they say it. And it is insane, because really they don't care what the answer is. They have already made their judgement based on whatever tom dickery, kinky fuckery, jaded blast, or violently uttered statement that just came tripping out of your mouth and it's done. You don't get that moment back. You can't do it over. You are now the raving lunatic, or possible deviant in their mind and that's that. They might warm up to you eventually, at some later point, when they realize how harmless you actually are (and yes I'm fairly harmless. Mostly harmless anyway. Did I mention I carry a titanium spork for personal protection? See? Mostly harmless), but that first impression lingers.

Of course, if whatever came out of your mouth was interesting enough to make them really want to know what the heck is wrong with you, they'll stick around to find out. They'll keep coming back. I've made several good friends this way, thank all the little gods above and below.

I know I'm not the only person who does this, who acts like this. Trust me. I'm surrounded by them at work on a daily basis. Truthfully I think most people wish they could be more like that. I mean, I've never heard anything just randomly blurted out that I found was offensive (that is NOT a challenge universe. Swear!). Most of it I think is pretty funny. Some of it a little strange, but I like it! I like it a lot. That's how I know that if I can get past this nervous babble thing I've got going on (I can even freaking babble in emails as well as IM conversation. Honest. It's a skill, I'm telling you), and gather my courage well enough, we'll probably end up being friends.

I'm not real good at it, never be the social butterfly, but at least I'm trying.

I like making those friends smile after we are friends even more. I love making them smile in fact. My day is better if I've made someone in that small group of special people I call friends smile.

So what the heck is wrong with me?

I'm me.

Now what the heck is wrong with you?

No I actually want to know. I want to know what makes you you. Be you for me. Be unique. Don't hold back. I want to know what makes you tick. I honestly do, because... Well because you are human like me. Imperfect. Crazy. Horrible. Violent. Loving.

Wonderful.

What the heck is wrong with you?

#my writing #writers #writing #whats wrong with me #whats wrong with you #human #being human

[svturn-exe]

more oc stuff bc i love rattling these guys around in my head<3

cw for mentions of cannibalism and being buried alive

🔪most of what edwin would describe as 'supernatural bullshit' is usually invisible to normal humans for a number of reasons.

🔪demons can alter their appearance to appear human, or hide themselves altogether. however, they are still visible to other non-humans, so many demons will choose to simply disguise themselves instead, unless they're leeching off some poor sap's energy. everybody eats!

🔪angels can also take on a human disguise. the human brain can't comprehend most angels in their true form, so it blocks it out altogether unless the angel is either VERY determined to interact with them, or actively attacking them. nephilim are human-adjacent enough to be perceived, but this doesn't make them any less distressing to behold. fallen angels, who are locked into a more humanoid form, can also be seen

🔪spirits and ghosts n shit aren't visible to regular humans under normal circumstances and can't do much about that, but they may appear in cameras and mirrors

🔪edwin has a large scar on his back from an ill-fated encounter with Supernatural Bullshit he had as a child. the incident taught edwin that certain ghouls and beasts aren't fond of finding out he can See them. the incident also taught edwin that his dad can and will shoot a demon with a gun to protect his boy (father-son bonding !)

🔪edwin has the sight, and can tell when Supernatural Bullshit is afoot, even when it's disguised. (for example, when jackson first approaches ed at the gym, he can instantly see something is up with this guy, even if he's not sure what, exactly, bc he'd never seen an angel before) edwin also looks different to himself in his reflection (lighter eyes and light pupils)

🔪cero, emile, and jay (after gaining a demonic bestie) all have a partial sixth sense. cero can see ghosts/spirits and angels in unfiltered rawdog form, but it is possible for a demon to hide from him. emile can sniff out (sometimes literally) when someone isn't as human as they seem, but can't see ghosts (though pup can smell them). jay post-consensual possession can see demons, and develops a mild aversion towards angelic presences (though that's mostly due to girlie chilling in bug's body. angels are her natural predator and she would prefer not to get eaten)

🔪edwin, by the time he meets jack, has been on t for years, and likes his voice in general. he especially likes his voice in the mornings, though

🔪emile has entomophobia and arachnophobia. when there's a bug inside their apartment, jay is the one who has to catch them and bring them outside. because emile WILL start crying

🔪graveyards and human burial rites are fascinating to jackson. most disputes among angels end in bloodshed and subsequent cannibalism. actually the response to just about any death of an angel is usually to eat them. you mean your bury your dead or cremate them? instead of descending upon the corpse like vultures? wild. (edwin voice) babe,,

🔪jackson and grand finale both had other names before the death of god, but don't go by them anymore. jackson fell in love with humanity, and chose a name to reflect that desire to be human and live among them. grand finale just stopped using its old name and didn't pick a new one until it started a relationship with naomi.

🔪a0 is cis on a technicality, but somehow still has two deadnames. the first is the name his birth mother gave to him shortly before his burial due to them mistakenly believing he was stillborn. the second is the name that was given to him when he was found wandering around as a young kid

🔪emile: i got that dog in me jay: ??? emile: (transforms into a giant dog) jay: this explains so much, 🔪aspects of grand finale's character are intended to be a foil to jackson. jack went down to earth of kings own free will, grand finale was forced. jackson loves humans and takes any excuse he can to mingle with them, grand finale at its most tolerant is still not the biggest fan of humanity, and prefers to be on its own or with naomi (and later, cero).

🔪jay and naomi are very close siblings, and in their free time like to do urbex together. this joint hobby leads to them stumbling across grand finale, who just ripped and clawed its way through a facility of researchers and is pissed off at humanity. no one dies (no one important, at least) but this still does not end well

🔪naomi is no-op! luna takes e, and has vocal training, but is otherwise usually fairly masc-presenting.

🔪jackson was originally going to be a werewolf

🔪emile has that dog in it, but elaine takes after amelia (their human mother). i'm still thinking on the specifics of it but i know she's some kind of magical!!

🔪a0 is allergic to therapy, and so doesn't have many healthy outlets for stress and trauma. so, when he meets grand finale, their combined irritability and respective strong personalities result in them fighting. grand finale spares cero's life out of curiosity because the dude is clearly some kind of Creature, but it isn't sure what.

🔪cero keeps tracking down finale and fighting it. he knows he'll lose every time (grand finale is just stronger, and a0 can't yank it out of its body without severely injuring himself) but that doesn't matter. maybe he Needs to get his ass beat and not think about all the bullshit life keeps throwing at him for once

#svturn's ocs #ocverse: rosetint #oc: rt edwin rose #oc: rt jackson beau #oc: rt a0/absolute zero #oc: rt emile black #oc: rt grand finale #oc: rt naomi wilde #oc: rt jay wilde #plus a couple others who are only mentioned briefly #yippee ! #long post btw .

[absolutebl]

I just read your reply to the ask from ‘weofodthegn’ about queer lenses and chemistry in BL, and two points stood out to me SO MUCH, I have also noticed these things and thought about them so much before:

First - the lack of domesticity. I think this first became really apparent to me, and honestly nothing has been as bad since, with 2gether. You mentioned uneven chemistry as well and it’s so true. I think I just find it frustrating because even by the end of the second season of 2gether, by which point Tine and Sarawat have been in a relationship and living together for some time, they’re so awkward with each other? And not in a cute way? For example, when Sarawat and Tine kiss at the end, Tine acts all shocked and shy and it’s the driest kiss ever. And this is in their own home when no one else is around, the lack of domesticity makes it all so unbelievable and makes it look like the actors just didn’t want to do it. I understand they’re meant to be young and naive or whatever, and I’m not watching it for it to be full of steamy scenes, but I REALLY had to suspend my disbelief when they couldn’t just kiss each other like a normal couple.

Second - I LOVE that you mentioned that you originally found the amount of head patting/forehead kissing weird because I 100% did too! After a while I was like, “right I’m going to have to google this because there’s a theme developing here”! Also the sniffing, if that’s what it is, people don’t kiss each other on the cheek, they seem to sniff each other??! That was a new one!

Anyway I loved your response to that ask and I agreed with it 100%. Have a nice day! 💖

Yep, 2g it's weird. And right back in Blushing Midden territory if you ask me.

As to the forehead touch/kiss and cheek sniffle I looked into it too.  

The forehead thing has to do (in many places) with the sacred nature of the head (like having to cover the head, benedictions, etc...) There’s a lot of ritual and practice around the heads of people. SO it becomes sort of sacred space and kind of erotic/special to associate with intimacy as a result. 

I asked my Thai bestie about the forehead kiss and she finds it SUPER romantic. I was like, okay, noted. I have a kind of parental relationship with many of my friends where I am prone to kissing the tops of their heads when I snuggle them (not sexual partners), and I was like MENTAL NOTE do NOT do this in Asian countries ro with my Asian friends unless discussed prior. 

As the the Thai cheek sniffle, that one TOTALLY defeats me. I have no idea where it comes from and why it’s a snuffle/sniffle/sniff not a smooch. Again I asked the bestie and her family never did this (doesn’t do it) and she never dated inside Thailand so I got no source on this one. 

Again the cheek kiss is SO common in Europe just when meeting friends, I got into the habit like crazy when I was living there. I’ve trained myself back out of it now. 

Honestly? I love an air kiss. Very performative and fun, highly underused, and much less germ-riddled than other greeting options. But that’s my rather extravagant personality, I think. 

But that’s a whole other discussion. 

[cishetamine]

the worst person in the world (2021) letterboxd review (already crossposted this to twt but reposting here for………'research'[you'll see)]

funny how i originally thought this movie was adapted from a novel even BEFORE a major character contracted a terminal illness (aka like one of the most common things that can happen to a character in a Realistic Fiction Novel, right after infidelity). it just has that MFA vibe!

this movie feels like a deceptive advertisement for living in norway. isn't it mostly cold there ? (update: i have looked up the average winter monthly temperatures in oslo & theyre actually pretty much the same as where i live. whooops!!)

the music in this is good when it’s good & rly annoying when it’s not

hilarious and insane that norway’s indie comics scene is (or is at least depicted as being) exactly the same as in the US—i.e., dominated by edgy cishet dudes all too willing to use mere shock factor as an excuse for originality

like…he has characters whose names are translated as “Dick Wolf Dick” & “Pedo the Parrot” which, come ON but also that literally is what these guys are like……like. So true besty

& yet ! i also can't help but sympathize w/ the comic boyfriend re: the Great Endless Cancel Culture Debate bc ppl have also told me stuff like, “i hate all the people in your comics”

which like! Fair, i don't intend for my characters to be Nice People (well ok some of them are well-intentioned but also kinda hopeless/lost causes)

but also the bf (well, ex-bf—in more ways than 1!!) is exactly right—comics are where i put all the horrible thoughts in my brain that i can’t exorcize by any other means!

love that she shares my hobby of “lying to strangers at parties”……she’s so cool

this movie has a lot of fun little moments that feel pointily realistic: (e.g.: getting interrupted repeatedly while fooling around w/ someone at a party bc you’ve decided to canoodle one another in the Designated Bed Where Everyone Puts Their {Admittedly Extremely Soft + Sensual} Coats, and now everyone is coming to get their jackets & keeps walking in on u while you're trying to snog)

^ another such moment: when her dad says that the link to the libfem girlpower-vibes sex article she wrote doesn’t work, & it’s up to us to decide if there’s actually an issue with his phone or he was just being squeamish abt sex

i wouldn’t call these "wow just like irl lmao" moments exactly the same as the ones in a coen bros movie, but they’re similar imo ? like, those are always my favorite things abt their films (the violence is fine but usually kind of boring to me at this point. like, okay, he has a gun, great. can we bring back the wood chipper? no, too expensive? well how about the cattle stunner thingy, do you still have that thingamajig laying around?)

nah i'm talking like, the way they make the pauses in an ordinary conversation as awkwardly real as possible. ofc when they do it it's often bc there's some sort of double entendre[not necessarily sexual] going on, like w/ the confusion re: the kidnapping in fargo or the student trying to cheat in a serious man. but lebowski has a lot of fun realistic conversationy stuff that's just plain weird, which i guess i'm comparing this more to?

wait. Holy shit. is it at all true that “most women don’t like giving blowjobs”!?!?!?!? Like What the FUCK. is this a straight vs gay thing??? i don’t get it……what could turn u on more than being good at making yr partner cum??? (ok well i can think of several things actually but literally why are u having sex w/ someone unless it’s mutually enjoyable i——???? honestly this was maybe the least believable part of the movie 4 me :// can straight women PLEASE weigh in on thisPLEAAAASEEEEE!!!!!!)

re: “they’ve housebroken bobcat” I HAVE TO KNOW whether the bit abt removing the cartoon cat’s butthole was in response to CATS (2019).

this movie feels like propaganda from the norwegian board of tourism. case in point: basically all of the action happens in summer. also, that scene where she runs outside and the world is frozen in time feels kinda like an ad. sorry if my brain has been broken by america superb owl commercial culture :(

it’s fascinating to see a film that’s so contemporary & relatable but also not quite my own life??? kinda like the gaggle of cishet-presenting girls i saw on the train recently—bc i was aware of most of the celebrity gossip & news stuff they were talking abt, but i still came away feeling like i inhabit a very different—albeit parallel—world from them. for more context, here is my best try at a transcript of their convo: www.tumblr.com/cishetamine/701574180800479232/lily-rose-depp-they-were-calling-her-a-nepo

(p.s. please don't get mad at me for snooping on strangers, i'm just one of many credulous clods who once heard that u can get better at writing by transcribing how ppl really talk. & from there i got obsessed w/ doing this whenever someone is having an interesting convo near me. also most importantly, i didn't write down any personally identifying info & also these ppl are totally anonymous anyway. so plz enjoy @ yr leisure!)

love how this dude reminisces abt being a Record Store / Video Store / Comic Store guy !!! i.e., he’s an alt bro!!! love that for him. it's so cute that norway has hipsters too<3 squee!

also luv how "i just took a dna test turns out / i'm 3.1% sami" is the norwegian equivalent of “my great grandmother was a cherokee princess” cosplaying indigeneity

^ overall tho, the extinction rebellion-core gf feels kinda way too flat & one-note……but also i literally know ppl who are like that!! like i've had friends who were into radical veganism + environmentalism & it did seem kind of culty……which is not to say that ppl shouldn't be vegan or environmentalist, of course! but i have absolutely seen it turn into Unhealthy Polycule Drama & we've just seen where that leads, cough FTX / EAs, cough

no but it’s fascinating how this depiction of norwegian ~radical~ environmentalism compares to the scene in the US. for instance i feel like i’ve never heard an american state that they chose not to fly across the ocean bc it would increase their carbon footpri——wait no actually yes i have heard this, but specifically in the context of academic conferences, never like, regarding travel for fun. Interesting difference here!

(^ also, those were basically only professors on twitter who were saying that, not ppl i know in real life. so another level of remove from me)

[meanwhile i would chop off one of my less-important fingers in exchange for being able to fly across the ocean, environment be damned] [anyway tbh i figure it wouldn’t be thaaaaaat evil so long as i was able to stay in that other country for at least several months, as opposed to business travelers who frequently fly back & forth. but i would want to stay bc i would be desperate to learn the language!

which language, you ask? why, my answer is—Yes!]

anyway enough feeling sorry for myself for not being rich. time to feel sorry for imaginary movie ppl instead!

“i don’t want to be the sensible choice while she’s the sexy one” damn that makes a lot of sense! i definitely feel that re: pressure to be Exciting & Spontaneous & Ever-Flexible so that ppl will find u attractive / alluring instead of setting boundaries (given the choice between setting a boundary vs having sex with someone hot, i will almost always choose the latte——ah, but you see, posting this in a public forum where people i've had sex with can read it is itself an act of performati——

So about the main character. We don’t get much interiority of her, like aside from the stuff at the beginning abt her various major + career changes, we don't get to hear directly the thoughts she is thinking—not just bc we don't hear much in the way of interior monologue, but also bc she doesn't explain herself to the ppl around her.

like, she didn't tell her then-bf that there was in fact another guy—which like, honestly, if i were in her situation, i might also take the coward's route! especially if she feared jealous retribution from her current bf. but we don't know if she fears that, bc we never see her talk to her FRIENDS, bc for all we know, she doesn't have any!!!!

which feels very……hard for me to believe? bc i have never met a woman who did not have Friends. (& supposedly guys tend to have fewer pals, but even they usually seem to at least have like, Gamer Buds, idk! i know i always did back when i was a Gamer in high school, even if i was kinda withdrawn irl.)

so i'm left wondering—are we supposed to see her as genuinely friendless? & if so, what does that say abt her?

or are we just supposed to assume that the movie doesn't want to show her friends? if that's the case, why would it make that decision??

if we as viewers are supposed to actually believe that she doesn't have friends that she can confide in whom she is not romantically involved with……it rly paints a very specific (& melancholy!) picture of her as a person. bc that's a stereotype i mostly associate w/ Isolated Guys, but yet she is not that! (i would like to be her friend & talk abt photography..)

still not sure how i feel abt the freeze-time gimmick. Like on the 1 hand—it’s giving crazy ex girlfriend tv show. But also………idk it looks kinda cool regardless!

between this & tár, i feel sooo…………something abt watching 2 movies in a short timespan that contain Bitingly Contemporary Cancellation Scenes, & also cell phones………i………hmm.

thinking abt gretchen from twitter, a noble woman fighting for a just cause (telling adult YA fans to get a life), yet whose ratioing ultimately feels sorta pyrrhic to me, such that i have to wonder if it's worth the stress it presumably causes her.

but also, i am much more of a wimp than many people! for instance, a lot of ppl are strong tough athletes who put themselves thru a lot of pain because they find it enjoyable overall! whereas personally i only do exercise when i can convince myself that it's fun (e.g., biking places, swimming in water that isn't freezing cold)

so what i'm saying is perhaps gretchen sees being a Culture Warrior as a noble pursuit &/or lives for the thrill of the takedown, whereas i'm probably conflict-averse to a fault. (also, on a materialist level, she gets plenty of publicity for fighting the good fight—& as an author, building an audience is pretty crucial to keeping the lights on!)

anyway, right—the reason i'm thinking abt her at all in the context of this film is bc of the Cancel Culture Scene. bc i'm sympathetic to both the comics artist himself as well as his critics—bc like gretchen & her supporters always say, i believe artists have the right to be messy & sexual & graphic & painful & problematic & difficult to untangle……both bc i prefer to consume art (like this movie!) that fits that description, & bc that's ultimately the kind of work i would like to create.

but what's weird abt the tv interview in the gym in this movie is that we don't really even get to see exactly what the feminists debating the comics boyfriend are actually mad at him about. it's all vague—probably bc the point isn't the debate itself so much as its effect on his ex-gf! (& we know this bc the camera spends hella time tracking her facial reactions throughout this scene, as opposed to focusing primarily on the ex-boyfriend being interviewed.)

(btw for the record, i've read some of gretchen's writing but not a huge amount, & i think she's quite talented at describing compelling visual scenes, but i do worry that some of her political commentary is just so on-the-nose that it isn't as funny as it wants to be?

like, sure, i hate raytheon tenderqueers as much as any Good Leftoid! obviously imperialist militaries are evil & should be systematically dismantled, & it's sickening seeing the cynical liberal war machine attempt to suck us gays into its awful whirling gears.

but—as we saw with countless lib comedians attempting to parody trump—just bc you're making fun of something genuinely bad, doesn't mean your jokes are automagically hilarious!)

oh right, i was building toward something—namely: it feels like there's 3 sides in the big Cancel Culture Debate these days:

(mostly but not solely) christian right-wingers who hate the gays

young people who ummm [takes a full minute to check something on my phone] believe barnes & noble should sort books by tone indicator & who think fujoshis will trigger the third impact

cool edgy trans ppl caught in the middle of these 2 groups, martyred like that one saint mishima used to jack off to & permitted to do any crime so long as it is judged as being sufficiently badass by the Council of Trans Elders

anyway i was just gonna say: you know how sun tzu art of war has that thing abt how u should make your enemies fight each other instead of u fighting on 2 sides at once?

yeah, i think we should come up with a new discourse designed to do exactly that. or maybe get the evangelicals & catholics to fight again over whether asexual priests are valid or if they have to be volcel to really count. hopefully they'll wear themselves out, & our[if i may be so bold as to number myself among the Edgy Trans] troops of keyboard warriors will be able to reenter the fray refreshed to fight another day!

#letterboxd #movie thots #the worst person in the world #informal poll #reposting this here bc i want as large of a sample size as possible for the BJ question

[naivesilver]

Half-fairy feral girl time again besties 💞

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"You know, I had a very interesting chat with Emma's boy today," Eliana says from the kitchen, out of the blue. 

August gives a questioning hum in response, but doesn't make any further comment, instead waiting for her to continue. He's too busy trying to keep his sister's cat from chewing on his shoelaces to think much about anything else, if he's honest with himself - Tosca is more akin to a belligerent, scruffy dust ball than to a cat, in truth, but her teeth are sharp enough to put a tiger to shame, and she doesn't seem to like him very much, all in all. He'd rather not leave Eliana's apartment with more bite marks than when he entered it, if he can help it. 

Still, August's prompt is met with complete silence, so at last he raises his head, shooting a quizzical glance in the direction of the kitchen door. "That's nice. What did you two talk about?"

"Not much." Finally, his sister slides into view, leaning against the doorframe and drying her hands off with a towel - August offered to help her with the dishes, he did, but she insisted he sit his butt down on the couch and let her be, and he's long since learned not to question Eliana's vaguely aggressive nurturing methods. 

"Actually, he wanted to show me that book of his. He had some questions about it."

Her expression is blank and neutral to a a fault, but her eyes tell a completely different story - August feels his mouth go dry in an instant, like a child caught stealing jam from the pantry, though he's still fervently hoping he's overreacting. "Did he, now?"

"Yes." Eliana discards the towel with a distracted gesture, then slowly comes out of the kitchen, sitting down beside him with her legs crossed. Tosca, the hairy little traitor, immediately jumps up to nestle in her lap, though August's sister doesn't so much as look down to check on her, and merely allows the cat to headbutt against her hand, her gaze fixed on her brother. 

"He had some questions about the pages you added in it. He was confused as to why I wouldn't be anywhere in the story, in fact, since there were plenty of other details no one else would know about."

So that's what this conversation is all about. He should have expected it - well, some part of him was expecting something of the sort, but he had hoped to be mistaken, for once in his life. "Listen, Lia-"

"I'm not angry," she interrupts him, and her expression softens imperceptibly, though the glint in her eyes is more wistful than amused. "I'm not, August. I just want to know why. Why did you cut me out of that book? Were you so mad at me? "

"No." August averts his gaze, which he can admit is a cowardly move, in hindsight, but he can't help it. He can't bear to do anything else right now. "I left out a lot of stuff I didn't want Henry to see. The theater, Pleasure Island-"

"Don't speak to me of that horrible place. In a few years no one will ever remember it existed, if I've got any say in it."

"You never told me what you did to the Coachman, did you?"

"And I never will. He's no longer someone little boys should concern themselves about." Eliana's voice grows dark and thunderous for a moment, but then she sighs, and when August sneaks a glance in her direction she's shaking her head vigorously, as if to rid herself of her own thoughts. "Whatever. You didn't answer the question. Or were you implying I'm on the same level as those horrible places you saw as a kid?"

"Fuck- no, Lia, no, you're not." Christ, this is an even worse assumption than the truth. "I'd never- you know that's not true."

"Then why?" Her lips twitch in a tight, feeble little grin. "Unless you're that embarrassed by your sister, but given what I've seen in town, you could have done a lot worse for yourself."

"Yeah." August tries to smile back, but his face seemingly doesn't want to cooperate - instead, he wipes a hand down it, trying to collect himself. 

"Look, I just- I just wanted to keep you out of what I was doing as much as possible. I ruined enough people without getting you involved as well. I was desperate, but not that desperate." 

"But why me? Why not everyone else?"

"There was no one else I could do it fir. You've seen the book now- Papa's been there from the start, and so has Jiminy. Everyone knows my story. Yours, on the other hand…"

He trails off, but it seems that he's already said enough - Eliana nods slowly, her gaze distant as she absentmindedly brushes her fingers down Tosca's furry back. "I see."

Her muted reaction feels more unnerving than any fit of rage would be, if at all possible. "For what it's worth, Lia, I'm sorry. That book was supposed to be the key to breaking the curse, but I wanted you to be safe, at least, if something went wrong."

"Don't apologize." Finally, his sister seems to break out of her spell, and she smiles, not unkindly, reaching out to take his hand. 

"I'm not upset. The gods know I can't be upset with you, little one. I understand why you did it. But you shouldn't have worried about that. Keeping you safe is my job."

August chances a grin in return, feeling some of the tension tentatively leave his body. "Can't it go both ways?"

"Not if I can help it." Eliana goes quiet for a moment, then, her brow furrowing in thought before she speaks again. "I'll admit it wasn't a very nice surprise, though. I thought I'd get at least a mention somewhere in Mother's story, but she didn't have one- she was only handing out beans in other people's tales, most of the time. Whoever wrote that book didn't do a very thorough job, did they?"

"Yeah." August supposes he ought to share with her what little knowledge he has about the Author, at some point, but they've only just avoided a potentially dangerous discussion - the matter can wait a little longer, he supposes. "No news about your father, then?"

"No, nothing." His sister shrugs dismissively. "It doesn't really matter, anyway. I've only got one father that counts, and he's a carpenter and…and a good man, I suppose. And my brother's just like him, so I'm all set."

"Hmmm. Debatable."

She gives him a sharp nudge with her foot. "Hey. Don't talk about my baby brother like that. I'll sic this cat on you to defend his honor, see if I don't."

He laughs out loud at that, throwing up his hands in mock surrender, while Tosca looks utterly unimpressed by being used as a deterrent. "Please, have mercy. I promise I'll behave."

"Good." Eliana smiles triumphantly at his defeat, and then, a beat later, she scuttles closer to him, leaning her head against his shoulder. 

"I'd missed you, little one," she says, her voice so low it's almost unaudible. "Please, don't disappear on me again. There's plenty of stories you can write staying right here."

August feels a lump get stuck in his throat, but it's softer than it was before, more bearable, and it becomes even smaller when he lays his head on hers, nodding against her mop of hair as he tentatively wraps an arm around her waist. 

"I'll do my best, Lia. I swear."

#oc: eliana #au: appalachian wine #fanfic #ouat #august booth #I have a couple more ficlets planned but this one was sitting in my docs for a while #cutting short any attempt of continuing this au #next up: marco #and after that...surprise? lmao

[keefwho]

April 10 - 2023

2:30 PM

There’s so much on my mind that I’ll probably only cover things briefly. First of all I’ve been much more stable lately. I think FORCING myself to step back and prioritize myself and my existence and also practicing true focus has kept me from getting in my own head and burning out in general. 

I guess the biggest thing on my mind is a variety of sexual stuff. Maybe I’m just too hungry to go into ALL of it but, I’ve been reminded about the bad dynamics and discomfort I felt with a certain individual for so long. For the most part I’ve purged that from my brain and forgotten about it and I don’t know if thats me suppressing things or it actually being irrelevant now. I get the feeling I haven’t faced it or acknowledged it properly yet. I was given a lot of misery and stress being pressured to [virtually] fuck which sounds silly considering most of it wasn’t physical but I refuse to downplay my own struggles. The reality is I was sucked into an unhealthy social dynamic and it resulted in me being mistreated. I can’t say it was a MASSIVE problem or something that affects me greatly anymore but it did happen and there is a lot to be learned from it in relation to my current and future dynamics. As much as suffering sucks, there is always value to be had in it. It’s not the best way to grow but it is [a] way. 

I have also made good progress accepting feeling and urges in general. Its very liberating to feel anything and believe it’s valid with the understanding that it just needs a proper outlet. Sadness, jealousy, anger, horny, are all okay things to feel as long as they have somewhere non-destructive to go. It’s made dealing with things so much easier. 

It can’t go unstated how important my bestie has been lately. Knowing myself means nothing if I can’t also show myself and I can’t do that to just everyone. I am so so grateful to be able to do that. 

10:15 PM

I don’t know what my problem is right now. It’s not a big deal. I just feel burnt out creatively and there is nothing else I want to do. No games or anything. I feel like my brain is on overdrive thinking about certain things. Even forcing focus on something isn’t really helping unless I’m doing that wrong. So I’m writing here. Maybe I’m forgetting “why” I’m doing things? Earlier I stopped working on projects because I just didn’t want to and there is no really pay off for them. The problem is the wanting. 

11:14 PM

I guess now’s a good time to remember this intimacy problem in the past that I think I understand now. I used to meet a new friend, normally through lewd means, and they’d become someone I talk to every day. Like a Skype/Discord buddy. But as our friendship grew, I’d shut myself off from the sexual stuff entirely. I equated it to feeling so close to the person that they felt like a sibling so it was weird to keep doing it. But that wasn’t the case. I think the reality is I was afraid of getting that close with anyone. It wasn’t just sex, that was just the obvious indicator for how I felt about the friendship. In general since I wasn’t open with myself, I wasn’t open with them either. I couldn’t share the kind of deep connection I wanted with them. It didn’t help that the most common response to feeling this way was that they didn’t understand why I didn’t want to fuck and would try to guilt me into it. 

These days I’m the total opposite. I AM open with my feelings and share true connections with people. I wanna fuck the homies sometimes to share that level of intimacy. Fucking people I don’t know much isn’t really fun or rewarding anymore. It’s almost a bad thing because doing things with other people used to be a good outlet for me but I don’t really have that anymore and I’ve had to come to terms with that to find a new outlet. Thats been one of my biggest sexual issues that’s made things so stressful. But I’ve figured it out for the most part. I’m okay with everything now. And as valid as a problem this is, I don’t want sex to seem like such a big thing to myself or others. It was an acute problem and thats why I’ve been covering it so much lately. It was truly hard to ignore a boner that can only be satisfied certain ways that were unavailable.

I’ve also been a little bit excited(?) exploring sexual problems. They can be a REALLY big deal, probably because they deal with such high levels of vulnerability. Its something I shied away from because it’s uncomfortable to admit that I might have been mistreated or mishandled valid urges. But coming to terms with that has led to a good amount of understanding and solutions that apply to other areas of my life. The truth is sex is a big deal and I needed to become more solid on what it meant to me. Now I’m feeling good about it again.  

[bananaapplewaffle]

Book 6 Part One: The Watchman of the Underworld

Buckle in besties, we're going for a ride.

Also beware that there are Book 7 spoilers in here because my thoughts are jumbled in here.

Awake Again | Let the Search Begin | Briefing at Night | A Swift Fight 

“Am I in the clouds?”

AM I FUCKEN DEAD

Oh no just dreaming

Did I call you over

OH YEAH LITTLE BRO IS GONE

Wait a minute…

Hmmm dreams tied to these memories…

Oh damn little bro got me good

It highkey took too long to get to this conclusion.

Like 2 + 2 = 4, yes the black stones were blot accumulation. 

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“Exceptionally rare” he says

It is NOT his true nature

TELL’EM DEUCE

CROWLEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH 

YOU ARE UPSETTING ME AND MY BESTIES

Sidenote: THE FAN IS FICING MY HEAD RN

HE WOULDN’T

Ace I’m bout to beat you up—

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ONLY BEEN SIX MONTHS

THERE’S THE FRIENDSHIP MUSIC

WHAT IS THIS KINGDOM HEARTS

It’s not but my fic is! 

I want to go find my little brother

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HE DIDIN’T MEAN TOO

IT WASN’T HIM IT WAS THE DARKNESS 

…

Oh my god this fucks with my whole timeline what do you mean Book 5 and Book 6 basically take place at the same exact time

Like I knew this, but having a character say it to me is just uggh

I really do not believe Malleus is here.

Like I have had this feeling that this whole time he’s been OBed

And everyone is asleep due to his power

Like to be real

It could be a case of:

Yuu had to leave and he didn’t want that so this happened and everyone has just been stuck in a timeloop

Malleus knows, but he’s waiting for someone to realize and save him

ORTHO PLEASE

NON LETHAL METHODS 

AKSLDJSDJSAKDL CROWLEY

That was a good read lol

Oh we got underground and secret passages?

BABY BOY

OH SHIT HE’S FUCKED UP 

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I WANT TO SEE HIM NOW

Post-Mortem for SDC | Taking Responsibility | A Performance Fee 

And here’s where I lose my shit

Because we’re about to go from worried sick to 

“Yeah no I can talk” cannot actual talk and is avoiding something

IT’S BEEN A FEW DAYS

NAH NAH NAH

A FEW DAYS

I’D BE ON THE VERGE OF A BREAKDOWN

IS GRIM OKAY

“Beytraying your trust” he says

You literally tried to kill someone

Almost killed us and the innocent bystanders

And oh yeah

TRIED TO FRAME EPEL’S FAMILY FOR IT ALL

BITCH YOU ARE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Also let’s be real, you didn’t do that because you realized we would lose

You did it because you had the opportune chance to do so

Like fuck apologing to this group as a whole

Your first apology needs to go to fucking Epel

And fuck if it weren’t for Jamil and his UM as well as Malleus shit would have been big fucked

I mean the shit was highkey rigged let’s be real

The dwarves being cute is what sold the audience 

Like regardless of this being a one vote win

It is not the same as Sans v Reigen

Rook was not Mob

Chile lemme gon head and stretch my legs before getting back to these BOLOS (if you know you know)

Alright y’all back to these Bolos

And yes, I did lock all the windows.

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Jamil speaking from experience

Unless their hard work was to in fact bumble around on stage

Then ion get it

GIRL THAT IS IN THE PAST

GIRL NOT US GETTING NEIGE’S SOB STORY FROM THE MFKER WHO TRIED TO KILL HIM

GIRL I GOTTA GO

…that’s stupid.

Just because he’s seen hardships does not mean that you should give in and hand over victory

That’s honestly a slap in the face

God I hate the name NCR Tribe

I’m changing that in the fic

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Aw you got Epel riled up now

KALIM REALLY SAID “THIS IS TRULY THE GHETTO”

Believe me it was worse when we got here

Okay so in the end we got 30,000 Mandol/Thadmarks

LET ME GET MY MFKEN MOUSEKETOOL

Alright time to take another break before shit hits the fan

Current Thoughts: The fan is ficing, and I am becoming less upset about this convo, as long as I keep it in the fic’s universe lol

A Sudden Entry | Alarming Abductions | Emergency Instructions | A Suspect Bargain | Aggressive Invitation 

YOU GOT MY COUNTRY BOY GOIN COUNTRY 

WHAT THE FUCK 

GIRL

I KNOW THAT AIN’T MY MFKEN HOUSE

THE FAN FIS FICING 

MY HOUSE

OH LAWD THEY’RE HERE

Wait are these actual people and not just robots? 

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE CHIBI MODELS

They have fucking oars

Okay…they’re kinda doing damage

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Girl not another battle

Side Note: Mini Waffle is staring at me very intently

MY FUCKEN HOUSE

BABY 

BABY BROTHER 

WE’RE FUCKEN GOING IN ACE

Damn they’re all dead

Damn Ace is Double Dead

Call that Dimmadead

Mini Waffle is losing her shit 

Please hold while I give her pets

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And now I watch as everyone else get’s fucking got

ONLY A FEW MINUTES

THEY GOT GOT GOT

Welp

TIL that Riddle’s VA is also Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer) and Elan Ceres (MSG: Witch from Mercury)

I figured he was Tamjiro from the scream alone lol

This mfer set the whole grounds on fire

All that and for what

Malleus is not even on this plane of existence

OH NO ITS TIME TO GET HONEY

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I swear Leona just be knowing shit

And thus Ruggie was finally made Vice Housewarden

And then these two

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What kinda shit

Y’all need him there to do the shit

But y’all can’t tell him where his parents are

Girl they out there with Malleus

On another plane of existence

And finally you, Cfrowley

Gather the Housewardens he says

Did you mean Kalim? 

And by extension Lilia because we already know Malleus is nowhere to be found

Sharing Information | A Packed Flight | Uncertain Plight 

Oh shit he’s actually here for once

Probably not for long tho

And here’s Lilia also just knowing shit

Makes sense I guess 

Sebek’s bout to fucking cry

They really said here’s the rest of the cast sans the freshmen

Oh shit here comes the exposition 

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WAIT

I WAS HERE???

Mfken Idia

Riddle please

THREE HOURS??

Could not be me

They would have to knock me out good

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Them: How does Leona know so much??

Leona: Don’t worry about it

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GIRL WE IN THE DARKNESS

So y’all bitches went to therapy is that what you’re saying

I’m gonna beat this game’s ass

Azul that is not what you should be worrying about here

Tbh y’all

Wish they put his hair up in a ponytail

And that’s all for me rn

Grudging Compliance | Historical Guidance | Lupine Reliance | An Abrupt Collision 

Riddle please

WELL

Idia: I’m the BOSS

Me, immediately: “i’M tHe BoSs”

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The Age of Who

…

Lilia: “There is no shortage of historical narratives that have been twisted to suit someone’s agenda.” 

And then my responses are:

Twisting historical narratives, huh…

(For some reason, I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.)

Interesting… 

Rook is not fucking pleased

Something the fuck is up

Highkey him being so suspicious really makes me believe that he does has some kind of Fae origin

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I got fucked up, Jack. 

Don’t worry tho :) 

Please note: The fic is fanning and I am taking mental notes that I will soon forget.

Anyway, MC is def wound tight. 

“I don’t give a fuck about me! I’m more upset about Ace and Deuce still being unconscious. The Overblot victims are gone and Grim! I haven’t talked to him in a week now, and when I seen him he was in that fucking cage!”

Bitch do I look perfectly fine

Do I? 

On the last day?

Yeah fuck it

IS IT BECAUSE I’M BLACK, CREWEL?

SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK

That is a joke for those who can not read the tone. 

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Girl it really was because I’m black

WAKE THE FUCK UP BESITES

WE GOTTA GO SAVE THE WORLD 

Well, not yet but soon, but now

Deuce did not help my fucked up roof

Oh god

The country is coming out y’all

Jack you got to be talking to Epel here

Cuz I literally cannot do SHIT in this world

Funny that they sent me to Pomefiore knowing good and well Heartslabyul is the correct choice.

But plot reasons ig

A Rash Decision | In Hot Pursuit Defiant Dispute | A Heartfelt Salute

Rook what is the real reason

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I feel like

Epel’s VA is struggling to be angry 

Like one wrong move and the voice is shot

For what reason did we flashback to Mickey

Like, “His Majesty gave me permission, let’s fucking go!” 

They really want me to make moves while I am literally the deadest weight but okay

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What the fuck, Epel

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This mfker said

“Your friends truly are your power.”

:) 

Ignorance is bliss

We fuckin hungry dawg

Shout out to reusing Camp Vargas Assets 

Time to learn about Rook’s UM

NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z KAI

Planning a Route | A Helpful Presentation | Overblot Explanation 

For what reason did we have to do that little animation

Girl that coulda been an email

What Disney thing is this villa transporter thing from

Wait wait wait wait

HE’S GOT TO BE RICH

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Back to the boys

Vil is not please with the attire

Oh girl no

We are not about to go through each of them

Oh Honey is pissed

Oh girl a video

I’m already not paying attention

I had to kinda pay attention because I couldn’t pause it :( 

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You know good and well woulda taken that seriously

Especially with what Leona said 

The bigass Not Heartless

So…Grim could actually be a fucking Phantom…

Alright

YOU KNOW

HIM EATTING THE FUCKING BLOT STONES MAKES A LOT TO SENSE

SO THAT BRINGS ME BACK TO THE WHOLE

WHO’S FUCKING RIBBON IS THAT ACTUALLY 

They really said

“Here you go, Alie! Some info to use for your Grimsonas!”

WAIT

WAIT 

WAIT

BROOOOOO

 

WHAT IF GRIM WAS YUU’S PHANTOM 

AND THE REASON WHY YUU HAS NO MAGIC IS BECAUSE GRIM “ATE” IT ALL

AND THAT’S WHY HE WOKE UP ALONE WITH THAT RIBBON

BECAUSE THAT WAS YUU’S

AND THAT’S WHY HE WANTED TO GO TO NRC

BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE YUU WAS 

So who the fuck is the snitch…

Is it fucking Crowley

Is he the fucking snitch

Contract Negotiation | VR Simulation | Virtual Aggression | Analysis Session

Oh lawd here comes Azul

Oh lawd here comes his specialty 

Reading contracts

I mean Leona I feel like you could scrap no magic, but that armored guard is in the room

And Ortho

Who will fucking kill you

Leona ain’t reading shit

I feel like Jamil is skimming

Because there are three people at the table who will read the whole thing top to bottom and say something if it needs to be said

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…

At the end of Black History Month…

Separate the whites from the colors…

This is a joke. 

…

Is this not just COM

I just barely won that wtf

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What the hell

Vil what the fuck

How did y’all bitches just forget that y’all are in a simulation

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So Riddle’s a glass house

Whew Azul is not suited for Mage role

Kinda more so what they have Tidus run in the beginning on regular sphere grid (Using this as an example because I’m currently playing through FFXHD)

Hmmmm Vil’s is interesting 

Mutual Concern | An Expected Turn | Data to Discern

I wonder how Leona and Jamil’s results are gonna look like

WHEW IF I DIDN’T KILL ORTHO ON THAT TURN I WOULDA BEEN DEAD MESELF

SKKSKSSKSK

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AND THAT’S WHY LEONA SAID NOTHING AND JAMIL APOLOGIZED 

Hold on, I must remind myself who is Honey

ALHAITHAM?? (ion even have my dub on JP lol)

IRA KINGDOM HEARTS????

CYRUS ALBRIGHT???

BARBIE IN THE PINK SHOES????

I GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOOO

God you really gotta be making the correct choices on this

Not even a match up is enough, you gotta be getting weaknesses

…Oops let’s run that one again

There we go

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Okay time for the results!

Listen

Jamil is Kalim’s retainer 

Enough said there

That’s my Honey!

That’s Jamil for you!

Like tbh Idia

Yeah if this game was an RPG, I’d fucking play it

Hello?

River of what?

HELLO???

I’m sorry— what in the Naminé Kingdom Hearts did you just say to me?

All Alone | Waters Unknown | Attack in the Base | A Mysterious Case

I’m coming for you lil bro!

IT’S OKAY YOU DIDN’T KNOW BABY BOY

YES YOU ARE 

I’M COMING TO GET YOU

I’m deadass about to start crying

GRIM

STOP

IF YOU CRY, I CRY 

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Who the fuck are your siblings

Also if the clan is really all that big

My Rook, Trey, Sebek cousin’s crack theory may be onto something lol

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WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THERE 5 OF THEM

Oh wait there’s five of me

Nevermind

I wonder…

Oh okay

I thought they would count it as a loss if I won the battle

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Now y’all know good and well I woulda went down like

“They fucken got me”

…GIRL WHY IS THE OCEAN SCREAMING

GOT MY ASS

GIRL 

IM BOUT TO GO SEE MICHEAL

AT A TIME LIKE THIS???

Oh girl I’m seeing Meg

Olympus but underwater 

Cool

A Mind Boggling Story |  Uncharted Territory | A Sense of Satisfaction 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“Me and the boys looking for classmates”

NO IDIA WE’RE LOOKING FOR 

BEANS

We truly are on some goofy games here

I just wanna see Grim

Okay don’t knock on the power of friendship Idia 

That’s how Sora fucked up Xigbar

Or should I call him by his actual name

Oh?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I WANT ONE NOW

Ah

So the Island of Woe and Kingdom of Heroes are connected

…

Tied to the darkness

Hello?

There are what?

HELLO?????

Y’ALL BITCHES ARE JUST DROPPING IT HERE

Rook was ready to commit kill

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Rook really like 

“I wasn’t being a good enough stan. I need to be more toxic!”

Is Kingdom Hearts on the game list?

DON’T BULLY HIM

YOU KNOW

WHAT IF

WHAT IF CROWLEY WAS CALLING GRIM OUR FAMILIAR FROM THE START

BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY WAS OUR FAMILIAR

ONCE UPON A TIME

ONCE UPON A DREAM MAYHAPS

A State of Inaction | Extra Demands | Impromptu Plans

HUH

A THOUSAND YEARS YOU SAY

AS IF

I DON’T KNOW 

A MFKER WHO COULD PUT PEOPLE TO SLEEP FOR A THOUSAND YEARS COULD CAST IT

HUH

It’s probably a Blessing then…

Huh so the Titans were the OG titans

Sidenote: Crazy how this and KH is like 

“OLYMPUS IS VERY IMPORTANT” 

Mfker didn’t even show up in DDD but you best believe the ost did

One song, one scene

…oh

That’s why Idia is like this

…

What happened to Ortho when you left…

Don’t worry, Idia.

People die and Yuna dances.

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Oh god here they go

He looks so fucking tired

What’s Elysium?

Oop

Who dat?

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THAT’S JUST FUCKING CUBES

ITS JUST KINGDOM HEARTS

God if you’re not already a fan of Kingdom Hearts, you really should get on that

10,000?????

…

So some of them have been in containment for over 1,000 years but haven’t faded at all, huh?

This mfker is already asleep

Its fine if the baby suggests it

Anyway! I’m all caught!

I’ll see you all at the end of March!

CUZ AS I WAS DOING THIS THEY FUCKING DROPPED THE MARCH LIST

FUCKING LEONA TSUM TSUM BEFORE FAIRY GALA LEONA 

IM GONNA DIE

AND THEN BOOK 6 AT THE END OF MARCH

I STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH GENSHIN 3.5 WHICH UPDATED TODAY

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#waffle plays #waffle plays twst #twst book 6 #twst the watchmen of the underworld