Devid Striesow und Tom Wlaschiha Spätentwickler in Sachen Superheld
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Devid Striesow und Tom WlaschihaSpätentwickler in Sachen Superheld
Gunther Reinhardt 28.06.2023
So sehen Superhelden aus: Tom Wlaschiha (links) als Peter Quill und Devid Striesow als Rocket. Foto: Marvel/Audible
Devid Striesow und Tom Wlaschiha verwandeln sich in der Audiosaga „Marvel’s Wastelanders: Star-Lord“ in Figuren aus „Guardians of the Galaxy“ und haben viel Spaß dabei.
Sie sind in einer Welt aufgewachsen, in der es keinen Platz für Comic-Superhelden gab: der DDR. Das hindert Tom Wlaschiha und Devid Striesow aber nicht daran, jetzt in der Audiosaga „Marvel’s Wastelanders: Star-Lord“ zu Guardians of the Galaxy zu werden. Wir haben die beiden in den Audible-Studios in Berlin getroffen.
Herr Striesow, Herr Wlaschiha, haben Sie schon immer davon geträumt, in Superhelden-Rollen zu schlüpfen?
Devid Striesow Ich habe als Kind all die Figuren nachgespielt, die es im Osten gab, die Abrafaxe zum Beispiel.
Tom Wlaschiha Das war’s dann aber auch.
Striesow Aber die waren auf ihre Art auch Superhelden.
Wlaschiha Aber ansonsten war das damals bei uns im Osten eigentlich eine superheldenfreie Zeit.
Striesow Außer den Superhelden, über die man immer im „Neuen Deutschland“ lesen durfte.
Wlaschiha Ich bin hinter Dresden aufgewachsen. Bei mir gab es sowieso nichts, und alles, was Comic betraf, lief unter Schundliteratur. Das musste geschmuggelt werden, wenn mal jemand aus dem Westen zu Besuch kam.
Striesow Das war natürlich verboten. Auch das in die Schule mitzubringen ging überhaupt nicht. Ich kenne keinen, der irgendwelche Comic hatte.
Wlaschiha Es gab nur ein paar der Lustigen Taschenbücher, die dann so lange kursierten, bis sie auseinandergefallen sind.
Sie haben also spät das Marvel-Superhelden-Universum kennengelernt?
Wlaschiha Ja, als man konnte oder durfte, hatte ich erst mal andere Interessen. Ich habe in den Neunzigern nicht als Erstes Marvel nachgeholt. Da war ich auf einer ernsthaften Schauspielschule, da habe ich Schiller und Lessing gelesen. Später habe ich dann schon „Guardians of the Galaxy“ und viele andere Marvel-Filme geschaut.
Striesow Bei mir haben die Kinder das Thema in die Familie gebracht, weil sie das so super fanden. Und dann hat man irgendwann nachgefragt, was meinen die denn, was ist denn das besondere an den Figuren? Was ist dran an „Black Panther“ und so? Und dann hat man sich das irgendwie auch angeschaut, klar.
Sie spielen jetzt zwar Figuren, die im Marvel-Superhelden-Universum zu Hause sind, aber keine Superkräfte haben – außer dass sie gut darin sind, lakonische Sprüche zu machen.
Wlaschiha Ich finde, das ist das Interessante an Superhelden, dass sie im Endeffekt menschlich sind. Sonst wäre es auch uninteressant, sie zu sprechen oder zu spielen.
Striesow Außerdem lassen sich coole Sprüche einfach über das Hören viel besser transportieren als Superkräfte.
Wlaschiha Wenn ich als Sprecher plötzlich unsichtbar werden würde, bekäme das ja gar keiner mit.
„Wastelanders“ spielt viele Jahre nach den „Guardians of the Galaxy“-Filmen. Sie sprechen Peter Quill und den Waschbären Rocket, die nicht mehr so frisch wirken wie im Kino.
Wlaschiha Ja, die sind schon ganz schön alt geworden, weshalb ich mich auch gefragt habe: Warum wird mir so was angeboten? Sehen die da was in mir, was ich im Spiegel nicht sehe? Aber es hat natürlich Spaß gemacht. So eine Figur auf die menschliche Ebene herunterzubrechen. Das ist hundertmal interessanter, als einfach einen Superhelden zu sprechen.
Striesow Für mich hat sich dagegen erst mal die Frage gestellt: Wie sprechen Waschbären? Und wie mache ich das?
Wlaschiha Warst du im Zoo zur Vorbereitung?
Striesow Ja, ich habe mir da einiges abgeguckt. Leider bekommt das keiner zu sehen. Ich sah so cool aus hinter dem Mikro! Tatsächlich aber hat das Sprechen seinen eigenen Reiz, also mit der Stimme zu spielen, nur mit der Stimme etwas darzustellen und Bilder im Kopf zu erschaffen.
Wlaschiha Ich fand es befreiend, mich austoben zu können. Vor der Kamera ist es ja am besten, möglichst gar nichts zu machen, außer zu denken. Das ist manchmal sehr schwierig. Ich habe am Anfang viel Theater gespielt. Als ich begonnen habe zu drehen, habe ich zunächst eigentlich immer viel zu viel gemacht, immer auch für die letzte Reihe gespielt und musste lernen, das immer weiter runterzutunen. Jetzt nur die Stimme zu haben und darüber eine ganze Welt zu erzählen hat total Spaß gemacht.
Rocket und Quill wirken ein bisschen wie ein altes Ehepaar oder wie Jack Lemmon und Walter Matthau in „Ein seltsames Paar“.
Wlaschiha Ja, das ist so eine Art Screwball-Comedy.
Striesow Man merkt auf jeden Fall, dass die schon eine ziemlich lange Beziehung haben miteinander, dass sie sich schon sehr, sehr lange kennen.
Wlaschiha Zu lange!
Striesow Ja, es reicht jetzt.
Wlaschiha Sie sind dieser Beziehung etwas müde.
Striesow Sie können aber auch nicht ohne einander.
Wie wichtig ist es bei so einer Produktion, dass die Chemie zwischen den Sprechern der beiden Hauptfiguren stimmt? Hätte das auch funktioniert, wenn Sie beide sich nicht so gut verstehen würden?
Wlaschiha Wir mögen uns gar nicht, aber wir sind Profis (lacht).
Striesow Ja, genau, wir tun die ganze Zeit nur so (lacht).
„Marvel’s Wastelanders“: Devid Striesow und Tom Wlaschiha
Sprecher
Der Schauspieler Devid Striesow
wurde 1973 auf Rügen geboren. Er spielte sieben Jahre lang Kommissar Jens Stellbrink im Saarbrücken-„Tatort“ und war zuletzt in den Filmen „Im Westen nichts Neues“ und „Wann wird es endlich wieder so, wie es nie war“ zu sehen. Tom Wlaschiha
wurde 1979 in Dohna geboren, wurde berühmt durch seine Rolle in der Fantasyserie „Game of Thrones“. Er spielt in „Das Boot“ eine Hauptrolle und leiht im Pixar-Film „Lightyear“ dem Titelhelden Buzz Lightyear seine Stimme.
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Audiosaga
In der Podcast-Serie „Marvel’s Wastelanders: Star-Lord“ sind Tom Wlaschiha als Peter Quill und Devid Striesow als Rocket zu hören. Die Staffel mit zehn Episoden ist ab diesem Mittwoch bei Audible.de kostenlos verfügbar. Benötigt wird nur ein Amazon.de-Log-in.
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Stranger Things incorrect quote generator (feat. The Wheelers, The Boys + Robin, and Ronance Duo)
Pt 15
The Wheelers
Mike: I’m scared that when you become rich and famous you’ll be embarrassed by me.
Holly: Oh Mike, I’m already embarrassed by you.
(this honestly doesn't make any sense, but it also seems very accurate)
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Holly: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Ted: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Holly: God?!
(I'm surprised he's on the roof)
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Holly: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
(Evil little thing)
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Nancy, to Holly: If you see Mike, give them this message *makes a neutral face*
Nancy: They'll know what it means.
*later*
Holly: oh, and Nancy said to give you a message.
Holly: *makes a neutral face*
Mike: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
(Mike was probably being sarcastic)
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Karen: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Ted: What? No good morning?
Karen: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
(you see, I think if they switched it would still be accurate or maybe more)
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Karen: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Nancy: Thank you for your sacrifice, Mike.
(Pffft- Yes, thank you Mike 🙏 no but Fr now. He's beautiful)
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Ted: Remember what I told you.
Karen: Don’t be a cunt.
(He's just sitting there with his newspaper and hears Karen leave for smth important and just says that to her while she leaves. Or she's meeting his family...I can't decide if he actually would say that or not)
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Nancy: Mike gave me a get better soon card.
Karen: That's sweet!
Nancy: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.
(well you can start with dating Robin, also kinda the only thing you could do better, because you're perfect 🥺)
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Mike, excitedly: Heeyy!!
Karen: Hey, someone's excited.
Ted, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.
(Mike after the first kiss with Will probably. Also Ted and Karen's reaction in this is canon)
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Karen: Holly, what are you doing?
Holly: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Karen: You could always take it out and count it.
Holly: Where’s the fun in that?
(I used to shake it just so I can hear it and then take it out to count)
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Karen: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Nancy, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Holly, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Nancy: Because they have little hands.
(I love the fics when Nancy is sweet to Holly 🥺 this is adorable)
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Holly: Ted doesn’t look very happy.
Nancy: That's their happy. They're just a bitch.
(Gasp 😶 how dare you curse infront of Holly 😑 also he doesn't show any emotions besides uninteressed and annoyed)
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Karen: I think Nancy is in trouble.
Mike: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.
(Mike, always the best brother)
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Holly: Oooh, a train!
Ted: We’re in a train station, Holly.
(Just let her be amazed, don't take the fun away 😪)
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*Ted teaching Mike to drive and taking Karen along for the ride*
Ted: That's a pothole. To the left!
Mike: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Karen, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Mike: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Ted, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Mike: Country Roads.
Karen: To the place.
Mike and Karen in unison: I Belong!
Ted, crying harder: What the fuck?
(Omg, he is showing another emotion 😱 dispear ✨ also Karen would definitely be there and trying to join Mike's singing, just to be near him and vibe with him lol)
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Mike, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Ted, sick of Mike's shit: They weren’t wrong.
(You're the fool here, Ted 🙄)
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Karen: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Ted: I'm aware of that.
Karen: But then you and I had some time together.
Ted: Uh-huh?
Karen: It did not get better.
(lol)
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Mike: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Nancy: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
(mhm, she'd still look gorgeous ✨)
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Karen: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
(Honestly, that's probably canon)
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Karen: Are you listening to me?
Ted: *nods*
Karen: What did I just say?
Ted: *nods*
Karen: ...
(Happens everyday)
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Karen: Who hurt you?
Mike: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Karen: ...Yes, actually.
(No one's hurting her babies on her watch or off her watch 😑)
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Holly: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Karen: Cannibalism.
Holly: *confused chewing noises*
("Mom, it's snowing!" 🥺 so precious)
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Mike: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Nancy, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.
(Nancy is such a good sister 🥺 being worried for Mike 🤧)
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Ted: Are you laughing at that video of Nancy and Mike fighting?
Holly: No.
Holly: I'm laughing at the comments.
(would she have been an iPad kid if Stranger Things were in the future?... Probably)
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Nancy: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
(idk if I already had this, probably, but I kind had the feeling I didn't, but it's such a fitting quote for her that I had to include it)
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[The Boys + Robin]
Steve: I have issues.
Eddie: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-
Steve: With you.
(Damn, couldn't even let him finish, but canon kinda)
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Mike: Will, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Will, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
(I know Will is like only a bit shorter? Or not even? But he'd definitely steal his close, but Mike would also take his after finding out)
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Mike, to Will: If Eddie doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.
Eddie, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
(I mean he 99% would, but I also have no idea)
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Dustin: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
(I feel like Eddie would also say that... But well...he did die once now 💀)
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Mike: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Lucas: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Dustin: A realist sees a freight train.
Will: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
(Dustin the realist, Will the wise )
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Dustin: Kill me nowwwww.
Eddie: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
(Omg, this is so funny to me, Dustin helping Eddie with his homework 😂)
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Argyle: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
("Got me stressed out. It's not even my girlfriend" 🤧 he definitely said that to Jonathan.. But well Jonathan is not really hetero in this neighborhood ✨)
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Lucas: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Argyle: They do.
Mike: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
(Because he can taste the vibes of them)
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Argyle: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Argyle: And I started thinking.
Argyle: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Argyle: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Dustin: Are you ok?
(He is, he's just high)
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Eddie: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Eddie: cuLt leader.
Eddie: God hates me personally.
Eddie: cowBoy hat.
Eddie: *sniffles* Trying my best.
(You are 🥺👍)
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Eddie: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Dustin: Oh, we've had worse.
(Basically the scene in the fishing house or what the was)
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Argyle: *is visibly upset*
Jonathan: Argyle, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
(Naww 🥺 who hurt my baby 😑)
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Argyle: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Will: Argyle, NO!
(S5?)
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Eddie, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-
(Eddie when he somehow gets a phone from the future)
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Lucas & Dustin in the back of Will's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Will: We have food at home.
Mike: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Lucas & Dustin: YAYYYYYY!
Mike: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
(The party after Mike (finally?) got his drivers license and Henclair wanted to go to McDonald's)
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Robin: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Argyle: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Eddie: I got distracted halfway through.
Steve: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
(Argyle is just too high, Eddie has Adhd and Steve just wanted to annoy her/got bored)
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Argyle: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
(Well, then don't try and kidnap Argyle of all people)
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Dustin: Robin, what are you doing?
Robin: Making chocolate pudding.
Dustin: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Robin: Because I've lost control of my life.
Robin: Here's your pudding, Steve.
Steve: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.
(I feel like Dustin was over at Steve's and and woke up at 4 am when Robin was awake making pudding for Steve because she thinks she did something wrong [The Murray adopting Robin AU thing])
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Will, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Robin, standing in front of Will: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*
Will, crying: Please...stop...
(She's just looking out for fellow Gays, also she's your mother now, she shares custody with Joyce, if you have not seen the last incorrect quote post)
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Steve: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Robin: It’s not water.
Steve: Vodka! I like your sty-
Robin: It’s vinegar.
Steve: …What?
Robin: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
(I love vinegar chips... That's it.. That's all I'm gonna say about this)
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Robin: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Steve: I only like dark humor.
Robin, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Steve:
Robin: An IMPASTA!
(I love Robin being a dad and making dad jokes 🥺 it's one of my favorite tropes)
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Jonathan: Is this your plan B?
Mike: Technically, this is plan P.
Jonathan: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Mike: Yes, but I marry Will in plan M.
Will: I like plan M
(First, Jonathan probably doesn't like that plan. Second, it wasn't planned to be like this, I actually had Robin as will and wanted Mike to say "Yes, but Robin marries my older sister in plan M", but this came out after getting it again and it's perfect)
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Will & Robin:*Playing video games*
Jonathan: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Will: *silence*
Robin: *silence*
Jonathan, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Will & Robin in shame: Yeah...
(I want Robin to play DnD with Will, because I love the fics were she and the other older teens play DnD)
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Robin: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Eddie: Sure!
Eddie: Whats your favorite color?
Robin, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
(Her trying to find fellow Gays)
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Jonathan: Did it hurt when you fell-
Steve: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Jonathan: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Steve: ...
Jonathan: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
(Steve thinking he was flirting is so funny to me 😂)
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Steve: What did you two do?
Robin:
Will:
Steve: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
(well the saying is "be gay, do crime" so what do you think happend?)
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[Ronance Duo]
Robin to Nancy: We smell of sweat and loss.
(After the Vecna Battle)
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Robin: How would you like your coffee?
Nancy: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Robin, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
(I need a coffee shop AU fic where steddie is not the focus 😭 or just not there at all there idc, any fics out there?)
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Robin, trying to comfort Nancy: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
(That's how Robin trying to comfort Nancy after the Jancy break up in my Murray adopting Robin AU should have gone)
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Nancy: I like your new pants!
Robin: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Nancy: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Robin: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Nancy: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Robin: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Nancy.
(Robin, you oblivious piece of heaven😭)
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Robin: Are you a cuddler?
Nancy: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Robin:
Nancy: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
(Cuddles 🥺✨)
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Robin: Are we fighting or flirting?
Nancy: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Robin: Your point?
(Gotta love Enemies/Rivals to Lovers)
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Nancy: Dammit, you ruin everything!
Robin: You're welcome.
(Nancy finding out she's in love with Robin and that she's a lesbian)
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Robin: I feel so burnt out.
Nancy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.
Robin: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Nancy: Well not if you’re expecting it.
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Nancy: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Robin: We’re not friends.
Nancy, holding an gun: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
(If they hadn't had the "Are we friends? Like, officially?" talk, this would be the fight scene with Vecna)
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Nancy: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.
Robin: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Nancy: NO-
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(I am hungry now 😪)
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Robin: Nancy, you need to react when people cry!
Nancy: I did. I rolled my eyes.
(I feel like she wouldn't, but I find the quote funny, so here)
Nancy: Robin, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Robin: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
*flashback to Testimony #1*
Robin: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Robin, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
*flashback to Testimony #2*
Robin: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?
*flashback to Testimony #3*
Robin: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
(Robin in a Courtroom AU, anyone? I feel like she would be good but also not, because she is very smart but she talks a bit fast, but she does talk well)
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Nancy: You’re an idiot, Robin.
Robin: That’s the charm.
(I feel like I already had this, but it's too perfect not to add)
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Robin: And what do I get out of this?
Nancy: I will give you a dollar.
Robin: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Nancy: How bout two dollars?
Robin: You got yourself a deal.
(Robin "I'm poor" Buckley everyone ✨ I love her ✨)
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Nancy: How do you want your coffee?
Robin: Black, like my soul.
Nancy:
Nancy: Robin, your soul is a latte.
(Yes 🥺)
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Robin: I have a new hoodie.
Nancy: Wrong.
Nancy: We have a new hoodie.
(probably also had this, but it's adorable, they were each others clothes a lot)
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I feel like it's shorter than the others, but also still long.
Anyway, hope you liked it! You can give any suggestions like Steve with the Hendersons (well Dustin and Claudia) or something with specific characters like Suzie and Eden or Angela, Erica and Max.
Lots of Love ✨❤️🥰✨
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