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wizardemotions · 2 months
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the question came to mind of "in your ship, how might the larger/stronger party pick up or carry the smaller one?" and these were the answers i came to
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kapebeansies · 1 year
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UNHAND ME AT ONCE
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“A whole 30 second screenshot sequence of my cat eating a French fry.”
Photos/caption by Aubrea McCarty
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catsofyore · 2 months
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Photo from my collection - the seller said it was from 1964 but I don’t know where they got that date. Anyway, it has not been filtered or modified by me, whether by accident or on purpose it was overexposed to wonderful effect.
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veryinnovative · 5 months
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bodyguard regulus is so hot bc he'd wear the slutty holster body harness and slutty black tight-fitting turtleneck and pants and his signature scowl nd james will dreamily sigh while staring at him across the room, intentionally let himself get kidnapped so reg has no choice but to chase after him but then his captors make the call trying to blackmail nd he can hear reg tell them through the speaker 'you can keep him' before hanging up
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dion-iron · 4 months
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He finally took a proper bath,it's the only time he smells nice and his fur is soft-
Secquor ain't gonna miss out on that
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canisalbus · 5 months
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Hi !
Related to the person who's a vet assistant and told you about the burger hold technique.
I have another funny one to share as a vet student, which is the burrito technique (that's the name we learn for real) which consist of wrapping (mostly cats or small dogs) in a towel to keep just their head outside so they can't scratch us.
Now I can't stop imagining Machete in a burrito hold with the same annoyed look cats give us when we do that. I think it's very funny.
To illustrate my point, here's a cat in a burrito hold when we trained about that technique.
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greelin · 6 months
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can i not be left alone . what do you want from me
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daily-izutsumi · 6 months
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smute · 1 year
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my new thumb drive barely fits into my laptop's pussyhole
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marypickfords · 9 months
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Bell, Book and Candle (Richard Quine, 1958)
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starscelly · 2 months
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pathetic girls fightinggg
dal@ott 02.22.24
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plushpyro · 3 months
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HEAVY TF2 TUMMY !! !! !!
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heavy weapons guy save me
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ladybugsimblr · 2 months
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Is it really love if you don’t end up watching and getting hooked on a random tv series because you wanted quality sofa time with your partner? 😅
Bailey and Q swear they are experts on this marriage thing and are excited to welcome their friends to the club. Penny and Khalil are ready to accept some words of wisdom and advice but they said B&Q can keep that extra sappy lovey dovey pda mess. No thank you!
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he was in the cookiejar again smh
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mudg0bln · 6 months
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its honestly unfair that im not some grubby little goblin living in a moss hut in the forest feasting on small nuts and stale bread, preparing for the winter in my cozy shack, all while preparing stew for tea and taking small breaks to go pet the centipedes huddled in the cracks of my walls rn
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