#unfortunately true

[wildspringday]

via lianafinck

#unfortunately true #art! #*mine #mine: edits #/ #art

[thisliminalspacedaydreams]

Me: sighs

Me : I guess I'll start inventing a language structure for Parseltongue for this one fic, now

#unfortunately true #parseltongue #jegulus #fic: untitled alien

[gayeepy]

Y'ever feel like the third wheel in your own relationship?

Yeah. Me too.😒 😒 😒

#third wheel #3rd wheel #relationship #sounds about right #shitpost #unfortunately true #this is so me

[pandemic-info]

The small number of people willing to wear a mask, crack open windows or take rapid tests for you is indicative of how few will be there for you if you become chronically ill in an ableist society

chantzy

#commentary #twitter #covid #ableism #unfortunately true

[diavolaangelica]

I just told my daughter giant centipedes are my nightmare. Then I thought about and said, "damn... the little ones are my nightmare too." It doesn't matter how big it is... I can't handle centipedes.

#unfortunately true

[p-antalons]

me last night: ill get a piercing if will smith gets a hat trick

friend: i think you just want a piercing

#unfortunately true

[lifeoverfl0w]

#unfortunately true

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

being a lesbian is so dumb. this girl once sent me a photo of a rat she found in a dumpster and i imagined kissing her in a botanical garden

#lesbian #shitpost #this is unfortunately a true story. unfortunately. #THIS IS A JOKE I LOVE BEING A LESBESSISNW #wlw #sapphic

[dharmendrakumaartiwari]

Om Namah Shivaay

#shiva #lord shiva #lady shiva #ror shiva #hindu #shiva baby #sanatandharma #bhakti #relationship #relax #unfortunately true #religion #god #goddess #kabir is real god #faith #prayer #lord

[muddypolitics]

(via Dianne Feinstein Blazed a Trail to Ruin)

#unfortunately true #feinstein #politics #decline in later years #refusal to step down

[clownaddict]

One of the funniest things I’ve read lately is about that one Tiktok user who keeps baiting so called “witches” into casting spells/hexes/curses on his just to prove to them that they cannot kill a man with their minds and so far they are seething. And also now convinced he’s actually a powerful warlock using the negative energies to plan some sort of magical terrorist attack

#Things I wish I pulled out of my ass #unfortunately true #lmao #tiktok

[banrionandomhain]

Real and unfortunately reminiscent of the time I genuinely had to Google how much ibuprofen I could take without dying

As it turns out they don’t lie to you on the box when they say you can only take like 3 per day

#unfortunately true #i am in agony #agonyyy #i’m also very tired #mental health

[chocoarts01]

✨Get shit on Casey✨

I forgot to post this on my other platforms, but here it issss. Gotta lovingly bully 03’ Casey💖💖💖

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt mikey #tmnt raph #tmnt leonardo #tmnt donatello #tmnt april #tmnt casey jones #based on true events unfortunately

[glitterslag]

I have to meme him or else I'll die

#and unfortunately there's plenty more where that came from😭😩 #true detective #rust cohle #true detective season 1

[castielsprostate]

hey americans, please fucking vote this year! thanks!

signed,

the rest of the world

#if you do not fucking vote we will ALL FUCKING DIE #like i am NOT kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we will fucking die #i don't care if you don't agree with biden shut the fuck up and keep that orange clown piece of shit out of office #ukraine will fall. isreal will be funded to continue the genocide. #like are you fucking serious? genocide joe against trump's rain of terror? if you do not vote blue you will not have fucking rights lmao #he will try to change the constitution “oh it won't actually go through”. are you fucking insane???? ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE????? #unfortunately your stupid fucking president has the power to destroy everything. we ALL don't want that but! unfortunately! it's true! #so shut the fuck up and fucking vote blue or choose to fucking die #this goes so much further than the vapid americans think. this impacts literally all of us. ALL. OF. US. #*reign #like y'all actually think not voting will help.. anything? except give power to the already alt right govts? #this is literally what they want

[artharakka]

Beautiful, But Broken

#bg3 #tiefling #tw blood #c: Viivi #so I redid my bg3 character because I wasn't feeling durge that much. So now my sibling does durge and I regular tav Viivi #(changed her to tiefling for funs) #at least I meant to do regular tav but uhhhhh things have gone very unfortunately very fast #anyway. Viivi is an artist; she does painting sculpting poetry and some prose. Experimenting with this and that #unfortunately she is deaf which made making connections a bit hard in the fine arts world #fortunately she has a patreon with one very generous patron (she's fey warlock)✨ who has bestowed some gifts of charms for her #which have opened doors of many art galleries #She's not a fighter so although she is confident in her own lane she is also very aware of her mortality #so she avoided any fights she could #which might have saved her but also got her into the mess of her lifetime #you see she couldn't fight the entire goblin camp and their leaders. She would've just not survived that. So she convinced them #that she is a True Soul. She is good at convincing people. It worked. They thought she is on their side. Good #Halsin also though Viivi was on their side. Halsin attacked Viivi's party. Now Halsin is dead. #So Viivi and her group were still alone deep within enemy fort. Viivi made new plans. She frees the prisoner who says he will warn the grov #Good thinks Viivi now they know to flee. I will go to Minthara and tell we got the information from prisoner of the grove location #she will trust us and we walk off #when we get back to grove they have not fled and Minthara is at the gates #Minthara wants Viivi to sound the horn. Zevlor wants Viivi to sound the horn. Viivi asks Zevlor to please tell this plan in detail. #Zevlor says just blow the horn already. Viivi does that. Minthara thanks Viivi for leaving the gate open as planned #Zevlor does not thank Viivi for that. Viivi is confused as she did not leave the gate open. (for real the damn gate was left open) #So I did a Massacre. #now Karlach is gone Wyll is dead. Lae'zel is also dead #but apparently Minthara is ready to be very loving and sincere with Viivi. The most helpful person she has met in very long time. #Viivi might love her #so that is how she's doing.