#ugh they get everywhere

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[milf-propaganda]

leaving your pet tied and gagged in front of the mirror, maybe even sitting on a dildo, as they watch you through the mirror resume normal tasks; cooking, wfh, playing games, etc.

#ugh isn’t that so cute!!! #and they start leaking everywhere 🥺 #there’s no rules either #like if u wanna get off #go ahead #i just won’t be paying much attention #and then the occasional head pat #when you pass by #ahdhjdsj #🌴

[30-3am]

i need to make out with him and have it be dirty

funny thing is i was just writing something about making out with james the other day. i will transfer it here instead.

he's bodily pulled you onto his lap, your legs bracketing his thighs as he sloppily presses his lips to yours in a desperate kiss. there's a groan low in the back of his throat that vibrates through you as you grip the ends of his hair, the sounds of your lips meeting filling the room.

he's gripping your hips, pulling you down over the growing length in his jeans and smirking against your lips at the sound of your whine, silencing the sounds as he licks at your lips and makes his way into your mouth. you accept him gratefully, letting his hands wander from your hips to your ass, up to your back and slipping under your shirt.

you're entirely focused on the feel of his lips, hands fisting into his shirt and rolling your hips down onto his crotch to gain some relief from the growing ache between your legs.

eventually, the kisses die down to slow pecks, stealing one last kiss before pulling away and gazing at his bruised lips and relishing in the taste of him still lingering on your tongue.

both your chests are heaving, eyes on each other's faces before you glance down to his crotch.

"want me to take care of that?"

he smirks at you when you not so subtly grind down on him, his air debonair as he shuffles down in his seat and bounces you once in his lap.

"would be nice."

you smile, pressing your swollen lips to his in a heated kiss and sliding off his lap, onto your knees.

#alana's thoughts #metallica #james hetfield #james hetfield x reader #heavnlyhetfield #alana's faves ♡ #oh fee #you get it #i want to have the most disgustingly sloppy make out session with him #just lazily grinding into his crotch #not doing anything but kissing #and hearing his grunts when you grind down particularly hard #his hands everywhere #all over you #just not being able to get enough of each other #ugh.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

everybody stay with me im shifting back into speculation & analyzing mode, this time about everybody's favorite pair of besties. ill put this under the cut for everyone's sakes

and please, take all of this with a Hefty grain of salt.

so ive been... thinking about a thing. a maybe-possibility. which if this has some merit, the part of me that loves characters having a good time and feeling good feels is screaming in fear. but the louder part of me that loves angst and hurting characters is rubbing its little fly hands together.

short version: i think Barnaby is going to emotionally distance from Wally, if not outright grow to resent him. maybe temporarily, maybe not.

full version: *cracks knuckles* strap in folks. so.

first of all, an entire chunk of Barnaby's bio is dedicated to his character relation to Wally. everyone else only has one-off lines dedicated to their relationships to other neighbors - even Frank & Julie just have single sentences about each other (note that they're described as "partnered with" and "depicted with" respectively. more on that soon). even Wally's bio has his Barnaby mention tacked onto the end of his first paragraph instead of being its own dedicated section

and then there's their character designs - their bios explicitly point out that they share characteristics; color schemes, hearts on their soles, similar outfits.

they were made to be best friends. literally. this quote is what made me start turning this theory over in my mind (sourced from @ /theneighborhoodwatch's collected & absolutely fascinating livestream trivia)

it appears that Barnaby literally did not have a say in whether or not he and Wally are friends. their bios even say "illustrated pages note that they were best friends multiple times." they have to be best friends.

which brings us back to Frank & Julie. they briefly reference each other in their bios, but they aren't described as best friends. it's incredibly likely that they were meant to be a romantic couple - i briefly covered that theory in this post (dont read the first one i was going insane) but they managed to avoid that. Frank and Julie defied the script and chose to be best friends instead.

and then in the trivia document a few more character relationships are briefly touched on, like how Howdy considers Barnaby a close friend, and Sally considers either Barnaby or Poppy as her closest friend, etc.

everyone else seems to be choosing who they're close with. they're forming their own opinions and dynamics and relationships. & its interesting that Barnaby is stated for both of these - as if implying that he may return the friendship feelings, or at the very least he's developed enough of a relationship with them to earn their affection

Barnaby and Wally... i doubt they ever got that. they were best friends from the start, no development, no choice. it's written into them.

and then there's how their relationship has been portrayed so far. i believe i saw an ask where Clown stated that Barnaby is very polite to Wally, which struck me as odd. have you ever had a polite relationship to your best friend? have you ever seen best friends be polite? i'd be surprised!

best friends mess with each other! they tease and rib and roast! what is a best friend for if not mutual tomfuckery?! jesting around? playfully pushing boundaries? a Polite best friendship... that's a straight up oxymoron. no such thing. that sounds boring and exhausting.

not only that, but the fact that Barnaby is often used for Wally's painting segments, and is the go-to guy for teaching Wally something new, is kind of concerning. it gives me the vibe that a big part of Barnaby's literal reason for existing is to be Wally's friend & guide.

which would make the fact of him being described as polite to Wally make sense. of course he's not going to push their relationship or try to deepen it - he's forming his own dynamics with the other neighbors. with Wally... it's already established. that is how they are with each other. that is what they are to each other.

and it's not like Wally can be the one to introduce nuances. i don't mean that as a slight or anything - he's just the way he's been described and the things stated about him that make me think that he wouldn't really... know how to? it just wouldn't occur to him. he probably thinks his and Barnaby's relationship is what a best friendship is and is how it should be.

but they have to hang out. they have to refer to each other as best friends. and while i believe that Wally does wholeheartedly think that they're best friends, close as can be... i doubt Barnaby feels the same. like - yes, he probably does care about Wally. everybody likes Wally.

but it's gotta be frustrating for Barnaby, especially as time goes on and he becomes more himself as a person over just being a character playing a part. it probably stunts his relationship growth with others, since his ~best friend spot~ is already taken and who would want to encroach on that? especially since its taken by Wally mcfuckin Darling?

their friendship might become less of a role and more of a responsibility. Barnaby might grow to feel obligated to stick with Wally as his "best friend". someone invites Barnaby to hang out and/or help with something? sorry, he has to pose for Wally's painting. Barnaby is trying to do his own thing? sorry, Wally is knocking on the door and asking for help with something.

i wonder if Barnaby ever hopes that Wally will go to someone else, or feels relief when he does. and then does he feel irritation/guilt over that denied hope or that granted relief? then does he get angry at himself for those emotions?

how would this effect how he treats Wally and acts around him? this confusing muddle of emotions and this strange growing resentment for his painfully earnest friend who only ever means well, if he means at all.

it makes me curious whether or not this theory has merit. and how this could come to a head. what would Barnaby, in this situation, do if/when he discovers that they're puppets on a set, and he's literally written to be Wally's bestie while everyone else changed their scripts and chose their own relationships.

personally, i don't think he'd be happy, and i doubt he'd handle it well.

#holy Shit this was tough to translate from my brain #i literally wrote it all out in my head while in the shower #and then i went to get it down on 'paper' and it was Tangled To Hell And Back #*taking a break from art* #brain: soooooo we're bored now. lets overthink and share these thinkings #welcome home theory #welcome home speculation #SERIOUSLY THOUGH IM SCARED FOR BARNABY AND WALLY #mainly for wally bc Ouch it would hurt him to have their relationship sour #barnaby getting resentful and wally not understanding why his best friend is acting differently towards him #and PLEASE keep in mind that im mostly talking outta my ass here #but like.... ugh #barnaby looking at wally walking over one day and feeling the urge to turn away or groan in irritation/exasperation #him posing for a painting and wishing he were anywhere else. #him wanting to be closer with other puppets but unable to bring himself to try bc of the Guilt #everywhere he turns hes called 'wallys best friend' and asked 'wheres wally? hes usually with you' when hes alone #and hearing 'if you want to find wally/barnaby go look for barnaby/wally. if you see one the other isnt far away' #that has GOT to get on his nerves over time #this constant stagnation of their relationship while everyone else is evolving and growing. hes Stuck. #even julie & frank who were written to be together find a way to circumvent that and add so much depth and uniqueness to their relationship #if you want a happy side of this. it could lead to barnaby & wally being really truly besties #barnaby could have an arc about thinking 'holy shit it was all fabricated. Fuck that and Fuck you[wally]' #and then going 'holy shit i Do actually love and care about him[wally] and i want us to develop a real meaningful friendship' #BUT WHO KNOWS who knows not me! #also it must be tiring to constantly have to explain his jokes and so many other things #bc wally Is a curious guy! he wants to learn! #but maybe barnaby just wants to have an uninterrupted conversation but he Cant bc wallys just built different #not said as a bad thing At All. #just... people are complicated. sometimes we have mean thoughts/emotions that conflict with what we really think/feel and our morals #we're only human. everyone is mean sometimes if only in our heads.& yeah theyre technically Puppets but lets not get caught up on semantics

[kenobion]

Andrew Garfield for Soho House

#um hello hi yes I saw a source for this video and had to gif it #andrew garfield #my gifs #thank you soho house for this #I am never going to be over him #how does it feel to be the most gorgeous human on the planet?? #sir. #he's both the cutest and the hottest how is this so #I don't understand it but I love it #and the way he was speaking in this video too #especially near the end #the part about trying to be more fully present - I'm working on trying to do that too #it can be hard when there are so many distractions everywhere #sometimes you just have to let that stuff fall away and focus on what's in front of you #I love that he says these kind of things and makes these points #because so often they are getting at some greater truth #like how he was also saying that's what acting is about #getting to the truth of things #just uGH his mind #to have a conversation with him would be fantastic #sir please hmu anytime

[memento-morri-writes]

notion shit

I spent like 4-5 hours messing around in Notion last night and today. This was the result.

Pics 1-3 are the main page, and pics 4-6 are the character template that would be for the character pages in the table in pic 3. (The character page section was HIGHLY inspired by @lockejhaven 's character masterlist, which you can find here.)

A bonus peek at what's under those toggles (and also the potential cast of this wip) under the cut:

These are the toggles on the main page.

and these are my notes on the cast for this WIP. You can definitely tell I wrote this at 4am based on how inconsistent they are, lmao. (Why does only one character have an ethnicity? why so many questionmarks??)

#morrigan.text #notion #notion template #high fantasy wip #<- I might as well make a tag for it #the color scheme of this totally clashes with my blog theme but that's okay #everything everywhere that belongs to me is in dark mode except for my writeblr #it's kind of funny tbh #anyways #I got 2 hours of sleep last night #so I'm feeling like a bit of a zombie. #ugh I wanna get the characters and plot of this figured out so badly #so I can write their chaotic adventures

[honeysunchild]

Parents really will have kids on purpose and then spend the next twenty or so years punishing that child for being alive and having needs

#i hate my parents #i hate my mom #ugh 🙄🙄🙄 #why is everything so difficult w theeemm #and about really basic level stuff too #like tissues and school books and needing a doctor #bc my foot is literally BROKEN but bitch still wants me to walk or drive myself everywhere #and god forbid the doctor say I need to spend money to get better #nooo #no no #ghaaaahh #parents really will ruin everything even when u thought there was nothing to ruin in the first place #don't u worry boo #they'll find a way #when i can financially support myself its over tho #I'll drop them so fast and hard they won't see it coming #like BAM BYE BYE ASSHOLES #BLOCKED

[dipplinduo]

Omg

# 1 - what even are gifts

#2 - anon stop this is so kind 😭💛 legit cannot tell who you are in the slightest but this is adorable

# 3 PLEASE TELL ME THIS DIDN'T COST MONEY I WILL CHERISH THIS BUT KEEP YA MONEY 💛💛💛

#help #I am frazzled gobsmacked idk what to do #omg ITS. ATYPEWRITER #Ttpd follows me everywhere #i will use this to WRITEEEE #Which btw ugh #I got swamped with some work today that annoyed me #so I didn't have time to write 😅 #but i am trying to get content out there soon!! #DIOH & BYFIWM are coming up next #💛 #update: I owe someone $3.99 now

[deathbirby]

just randomly thinking about Hopes again and like. man. whoever lead the writing for the characters must have had a RAGING hate boner for Claude specifically. wtf was that writing they had it OUT for him and for what reason 😭

It was so fucking awful I have no idea how they dropped the ball with him so hard. Edelgard had to look good so Claude goes into the gutter to become her ally! Even if that makes him dumb as rocks and removes every original trait he once had.

#grey borb #gw was the worst route in hopes #azure gleam is fine imo #idc for edelboo getting brainwashed she shouldnt have started a 2 front war without weeding out the snakes #and scarlet blaze is #ugh #but its what you expect from ladlegard #but FUCKING HELL #gw made me facepalm so many times #literally “im surrounded by idiots” moments everywhere

[jrueships]

sauce trying to befriend the popular twitch streamers and gamers is giving sheltered christian kid realizes their only hopes for friendship in school are the weird white boy reddit users who think slurs are comedy, and is just excited to have 'cool' friends so they'll do or say or get into anything their friends do to sound equally as smart just to be capable of saying (lying) that they have 'friends' to their mom when she asks about their day so their family doesn't think they poured all that money into a socially inept loser. instead, they poured all that money into a socially desperate parakeet

#mannnnnnn i knew from the Moment #ad*n was bad news #AND I AINT FORGIVING OR EXCUSING SHIT ON ANYONES PART #ignorance is common bcs it's easy but easy doesnt mean end #easy readies advancement #which is harder #not everyone realizes that #they think shits so easy cus they so smart #nah bro ure just stuck #whats the real smart move is continual growing #we gotta keep learning #or at least trying #nahhh instead everybody wanna fuckin laugh #cus pausing and actually thinking is too awkward #learning is too awkward #stupidity is 'funny' #easy comedy #ugh. #ugh #man #stunted shit and stunted stuntmen #fuckin hate the kind of ppl that get rich sometime #just lets the ppl trying to get rich after them know what kinda level they need to reach & stop at as a person #it's Not very high. in the negatives maybe #fuckin hell. #chances for accountability is everywhere and theres a shortage of accountants #hope he genuinely learns smthin from this bcs he didnt mean it in a conspiring way but still thats compounding People #people are People bro #theres a lot of people in this world. theres a lot of learning #embrace it without ego

[ace-and-ranty]

I gained some weight over the pandemic. As a result, I lost most of my wardrobe. Being a Body Positive Girlie(TM), I thought, Well, that's fine, I will save some money and do a big shopping trip and redo my wardrobe!

I just came back from the first attempted shopping trip and I couldn't find one plus-size tank top I liked.

Knowing the issue is the fashion industry, and not my body, isn't helping much right now

#it was just... I can't walk very long on account of my flat feet #and I went to a big commercial center in a big town #there were clothing stores everywhere you looked #but it felt like I had to swim in the enormous sea of clothing to get to tiny islands of plus-size stores #none of which had SIMPLE TANK TOPS #I found TWO stores that sold SIMPLE. TANK. TOPS. #and both of them had collars up to the neck which #it just baffles me? how can your default plus-size clothing be so high-collared? #you know what that DOES to big boobs? it is NOT flattering. #plus I got ignored and just given 'dunno' flat stares a buncha times when I asked for directions #which is pretty normal in a big busy commerce center #but I already felt so bad because nothing seemed to cater to me #and so much shit was closed? IT WAS 3PM ON A FRIDAY WHY WAS SO MUCH SHIT CLOSED?? #at some point it just felt like 'Ugh nobody WANTS you here you dumb idiot GO HOME' #I'll be all right. I'll try a smaller commerce center close to home that I know well. #and online shopping if all else fails #but right now I feel incredibly shitty.

[tenthrees]

I love driving so much? i'm in control of where i'm going and I get to sit in this quiet little box and be surrounded by my music? and if I don't like where I am I can just.. drive away.

#and the sensory of the road? ugh #the second I turned 16 I got my license and realized ‘oh driving is my safe place!’ #and then I saved up to buy this little red car that was older than me and it was my little place where i could just exist #and I’m finally getting a new car after.. 12 years? #and its so weird to say goodbye bc i feel like this car was a part of my life for so long even though its just a car #just the memory of driving it to and from college and trying to find my first job and driving out to visit my sibling any chance i got #driving down PCH radio blasting windows down with my little dog next to me?? this car took me everywhere but its time to say goodbye #h speaks

[hwanghyunjinenthusiast]

not stealing ur man but he has some of the finest hands here livestreaming fr LOL

Mille MILLE listen. His hands are so pretty and hot oh my god. They're one of my favourite parts of him. Like:

#with my hand kink is it really a surprise i ended up being a hyunjin stan lmao? #i want them to grab me everywhere ugh #also want his fingers in my mouth but that's neither here nor there #I've been meaning to ask #who's your stray kids bias? #my guesses are minho or hyunjin based on your txt tastes lol #also don't worry #I'm not possessive about hyunjin lol #I'm not one of those people who gets weird about other people having the same biases as me #or sharing (hard) thoughts about them #if anything i welcome it #these tags are so long I'm so sorry 💀 #mille <3 #ask #hyunjin hard thoughts #stray kids hard thoughts #rj's inbox

[vietnyamese]

seeing all these antivoting posts are making me lose my mind

#its literally fine to hate biden but if you really wanted to give impact to voting youd encourage people to start #organizing to register disenfranchised people to vote en masse who would actually push ballots left both in local elections and national #its just so privileged to tell people voting does nothing when time and time again black americans have been lynched for even #just getting registered to vote #anyways part of organizing is making voting actually impactful and obviously voting isnt a revolution #but if youre ignoring decades of voter suppression and lynchmobs and throw your hands up then you dont care about representing those people #like no duh organizing and voting arent 1=1 but organizing should encompass voting in some ways #color.txt #anyways. ugh. ugh. i just hate the black and white view thats everywhere #your organizing shoulddnt be guys lets just stop voting but lets get felons and suppressed areas to vote

[digirainebow]

can't stop thinking about how much rex would love athena. i know he just puts up with hanging out with jacob just so he can see her

#digi discusses #he would play catch with her all day until he had blisters on his hands #he would carry her everywhere. shes almost as big as him and he will just haul her into the kitchen when going to get a granola bar #and up and down stairs when he wants to look at what art pieces jacob is currently working on #ugh i get choked up imagining riley & jacob just hanging out & chatting by the fire or smth while rex cycles through all of athena's tricks #peaceful... #i have more um. Sad thoughts but i would feel bad talking about them on here #lets just say the whole louis thing would not actually...prepare him at all. #he is probably afraid of her when he is really little too. ugh ugh ugh

[isdalinarhot]

Does everything suck? Yes. Am I in over my head? Yes. Do I want to be alive? Not a question I feel comfortable examining while drunk. Will it all be ok? Girl I don’t know! Am I happy? No!

#luke.txt #drunkposting #negative #god so I’m waiting for the shower water to warm up #and I can fucking *smell* the shot I poured that I didn’t get to drink bc my Chipotle came #and I want it so bad #I wanna get more fucked up #but if I do that I’ll throw up everywhere and it’ll be a waste of vodka #so I just have to SIT HERE. #UGH #please please lease please please let things be okay :( #not cosmere