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23.11.18
LMAO WTH IS THIS REALLY BAD CGI JUGNU/TAARE/WHATEVER AND MOON AND LIKE.... COME TF ON.
like i appreciate the sentiment and all but man, it looks really terrible. esp. compared to what arnav and asad and all did.
abbbbbbbe yaaaaaaaar stick your tongue in her mouthhhhhhhhh instead of giving an astronomy lesson
nani is also disappointed i think. ke akele mein hai phir bhi kuch kar nahi rahe the.
lmao shivaay's wary look at bhavya and her police waale skillz.
team ki adla badli. chalo.
dadi is into gender segregation.
cute.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhh i don't like this song.
lol everyone else looks better than shivika.
eye-fucking to the max.
lmao.
these two fuckers. tum logon ne paanch saal enjoy kiya na? now let them also get their jollies.
oh boy om has his phone. let's hope anika isn't planning to sext.
lol khanna truly is the hanuman to shivika's ram/sita huh.
ok fwd fwd fwd.
lmao rikara are real clingy sleepers huh.
ok om is chatty too. how tf does gauri get any sleep whatsoever?
aw it was cute how they jumped into each others arms.
ok fwding all this dadi/nani bhoot bakchodi.
waah kya imaandaar chowkidaar hai guest house pe.
god she's so impressed by such janky bs.
generic chand toh mere saamne hai waala line.
ok fwding through this puerile naach gaana bs.
LMAO THE GUESTHOUSE HAS THE OFFICIAL GMAT REVIEW GUIDE. (that book has haunted my hopes and dreams and life and i never fucking wanna see it again. ever.)
26.11.18
nose touch. cute.
abbbbbbbe yaaaaaaaar. locked in nonsense.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO “DHRUV TAARA, DHRUV TAARA; ABHI DHRUV TAARE KI TARAH WAHIN PE EK JAGAAH PE KHADE RAHIYE!!!!!!!”
god he's so annoying.
phone toh om ke paas hai na?
uske liye bhi daant padi.
billu still trying to maarofy chance.
REJECTED.
waah prinku is veryyyyyyyyyy enthu.
kahnna bhaiyya bhi bade chamak rahein hain.
haaaaaaye sahil got so big. i'm a little emosh.
i kinda love the dadi/nani brotp? like nani is so awesome she makes dadi tolerable.
damnnnnnn, girls look reaaaaal good.
lolololol bhaiyya chori ho gaye.
man i'm really really gonna miss these two.
“aaj kal ke naujwaan shaadi se bohut katraate hain.” pft.
“kahin BHAAAAAAAAG toh nahi gayi????”
lol her delivery of that line was really good.
ugh this girl is just too perfect.
oh these two made their peace.
om is this close to having an aneurysm.
lmaoooooo these two idiots. GOD I'M REALLY GONNA MISSSSSSSS ALL THIS PLATONIC FUCKERYYYYYYY. MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
“humari ladki bhi bohut hi sundar lag rahi hai; jab taiyyar hokar aayegi na toh aapke bhaiyya nazar bhi nahi aayenge.”
“nazar toh abhi bhi nahi aa rahe.” SNORT.
abbe iski germany aur finland ke glass ka main........
lmao rudra and gauri and their bs diversionary tactics.
nani is literally like bro idgaf about the ruvya love story. just like the rest of us, lmao.
.......... how is this the love story? why were they hanging out together in the first place?
mansi says "rudra" in a veryyyyyyy odd manner. it's always bothered me.
ugh boring, fwding.
so ruvya got married first?
lmao nani is legit like WILL YOU PPL LET ME WITNESS THE SHAADI OF MY GRANDSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
yas rikara story time!!!!!
UGH THESE FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND THEIR EYE SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
dost????????/ u wot m8????????
gauri's like bitch i don't have dost feelings for your dumb super-bang-worthy ass.
THE WAY HE PULLED HERRRRRRRRRRRR.
SHIFTY LOVE EYES.
ok that was a very hurried and not smooth proposal but it got the answer we all wanted so yay.
LMAO SAME ENERGY
“haalaat.... jo hain, agar uske badalne ka main intezaar karte raha toh zindagi katt jayegi humari. toh main haalaton ko badalne ka mauka nahi dena chahta, main bas tumse itna pooch raha hoon gauri ke, kya tum is rishte ko doosra naam dena chahti ho, shaadi karogi; haan ya na??”
oh man more like it. it wasn’t perfect-perfect, but it was entirely them and ughhhhhhhh my heart. i might retcon a little bit of this in my headcanon post but for the most part, keep it the same.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i love them so much i am cryinggggggggggggggg.
LMAO RUDRA BAITING DADI AND HER FALLING FOR IT TILL NANI WAS LIKE BISH STFU
yeah i'm really gonna miss these two fuckers.
27.11.18
maaaaaaaaaaaan i really missed leenesh's comedyyyyyyyyyyyyy. aw mannnnn it's the last few days offfffff ittttttttttttt. sniff. sob.
hahaha rikara are experttttttttttttt blackmailers aren't they.
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKER'S ROOF LASER PROOF??????? DOES HE LIVE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE ATTACKS FROM DR. EVIL ARE IMMINENT???????
indian jugaad: anger your wife to the point she screams at you so loud that the aas paas waale come running in to investigate.
lol ruvya mein mallika ki rooh aa gayi and they're becoming bhagode dulha/dulhan.
“pehle asli dulhan bhaag gayi, ab nakli waali bhi bhaag gayi?” snort.
lol isn't that anika/gauri's shawl type thingy from some past outfit?
this fucken cutie.
LMAO CAN'T THESE PPL SEE THAT SHIVAAY IS SUDDENLY TALLER??????/ AND THAT ANIKA IS SUDDENLY SMALLER?????????
this fool and this phone waala dukhda.
same, anika. #same.
the couple that engages in subterfuge together, stays together.
LMAOOOOOO RUVYA BHI AA GAYE.
hahahahahaha om's death glare at rudra. pakde jaana <<<<<<<< showing stink face at baby bro.
snort.
“bhaaga kyun?”
”main darr gaya tha!!!!!”
“TOH AAYA KYUN????????”
“anika bhaabi ke wajaah se!!!!”
“TERA GALA GHOT DUNGA MAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
some anon sent me an ask yest about how this was the shittiest ep ever and tbh anon, idk wtf you're talking about coz this is comedy gold and i've missed this kinda shenanigans.
lol both their faces at the wives.
lo finally yeh dono bhi aa gaye.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE WAY ANIKA JUST THREW HIM UNDER THE BUS
phone waala rant idhar bhi. everyone is alarmed.
chalo ab jao and get this shit over with.
haan haan theek hai. achche lag rahe ho.
omkara fullllllllllllly checking out his bride too.
marital perfection my dudes. fucking amazing.
ugh cute cute cute.
gauri doing the gattbandhan OML i'm cryingggggggggg. she never got to do it on allllll the other times. she did this timeeeeeeee. snifffff. i’m so emotional you guys.
ugh his heart eyes even when she’s not looking.
congrats you two!
but noone will ever be as perfect as these two. ugh. my heart. my fucking heart.
le. lag gayi nazar.
ouff fwding nani/dadi nonsense.
OH GOD THESE IDIOTS AND SUHAAG RAAT ADVICE.
i am shivaay, like... jfc literally fuck off you idiots.
i love how omru are completely convinced that shivaay is terrible in bed. lmaooooooo matlab, did tia tip them off or like.... where's this knowledge coming from?
omfg ghaaspoos khaate hain toh stamina hoga nahi. jfc they're really not pulling anyyyyyyyy punches.
OH GOD ENERGY DRINK WHY DO THESE FUCKS TRY TO DRUG THIS MAN BEFORE HIS SUHAAGRAAT ATTEMPTS IN EVERY UNIVERSE
wow prinku's suddenly bouncing all over the place.
ab yeh naya chooza kaun hai????
ok gareeb hai. par kuch aur bhi shady hai. abbe yaaaaaaaaaaar.this prinku has worst taste in men in every universe. seedhe seedhe gauri ko wife kar deti toh koi masla hi nahi hota.
28.11.18
i have gauri's exact same face. ewwwww, that's what she's wearing for her suhaag raat?????
lmaoooooooooo gauri just pulled her pallu off.
(and bhvya’s scandalized face lololololol.)
suhaag raat pe salwar suit. hey raam.
ok i'm fwding all this churan confusion bullshit coz i know he's gonna end up having dadi's whatever.
what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk are these girls even putting on her.
actual picture of shivani shirali and her ~~~~creative fashion process.
ok why's there a random scene of sahil stealing a watch???????????????
yeah fwding all this shivaay's stomach issues nonsense.
gosh these assholesssssssss.
oh pait problems suddenly forgotten.
ok and they're back and i'm fwding.
ASLKDJLKJWALKDJSLAD KUNDI LAGAA LIIIIIIII YAS PLS LET THEM BE GETTING IT ON TOOOOOO
THE WAY HE’S BURYING HIS FACE INTO HER NECK I AM DED I AM FUCKING DED HERE LIES TT WHO WAS KILLED BY THE SLIGHTEST AMOUNT OF ROMANTIC AFFECTION BETWEEN THESE TWO BEAUTIFUL ASSHOLES
ugh just the way he's looking at her with allllllllll the loveeeeeeeeee in the world MOTHERFUCKKK I AM DECEASED
pfttttttttt. "energy drink".
“kabhi apne pati pe toh taras khaa liya karo.”
TUM DONO MUJHPE TARAS KHAO AND JUST BANG PLS
chiffon ki sari huh. so there was nothing complicated for omkara to sort out on his suhaag raat, lol. gauri you wily minx. apne time pe you got yours pretty easy aur di ko pehna diya the fabric version of a rubik's cube.
BEDROOM EYES TO THE MAX I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE OTHER TWO AND THEIR SUHAAG RAAT (WAISE BHI WOH UDHAR KUCH KARNE KI HAALAT MEIN NAHI HAI) PLS JUST GIVE ME THESE TWO BANGING.
yuck i don't wanna hear ruvya talking about their suhaag raat. it feels sick and wrong and i am fwding.
CHIFFON WAALI SARI AB BHI HAI MERE PAAS ADSLKFJSLKFJLDSKFJ
oh hooooooooooo do i have to watch ruvya to get my rikara kicks??????????? bohut naainsaafi hai. imma focus only on the right part of the screen.
SHE'S ON TOP I REPEAT SHE'S ON TOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP CANON PROOF THAT SHE’S ON TOP.
idhar saara mood chaupat hai.
LMAOOOOOO his face seeing her try to figure out how to take it off.
oh you come do it if you're so good at BASIC PHYSICS. bada aaya einstein ka pota.
pftttttttttttt.
ok ainvayi sap. hattaaaaa be. karna hai toh kar. udhar rikara are already on round two, with him on top.
lmao draupadi ki sari hai kya, it's just getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
abbe yeh dupatte ke neeche waala romance toh dekh chuke hum, in the OU. kuch toh naya karte.
lo ji. tellywood confirmation of sex. haath are intertwined = money shot.
meh, overall 4/10. that sex scene in OU the day after anika found out about her dad was way hotter.
oh idhar nani dadi are on their own trip. cool. cool cool cool.
great, looks like gauri might have to prevent jiju from pounding on yet another one of prinku's boy toys tomorrow.
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