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cl0wnfiish · 1 year
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confessions !?
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spongebobsbussy · 1 month
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so like..... are you will's normal sock or his cumsock....... i need to know
2 new genders just dropped, normal sock and cumsock
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josephtrohman · 1 year
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since it’s a continuation of this ain’t a scene it better have joe and patrick cuddling in a small hotel room bed again
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fishingtrips · 19 hours
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anytime someone talks to me in fortnite terms my heart grows for them
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daydadahlias · 7 months
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thinking about how someone said "this ken's job is posters" to ashton on live stream and he said "that's a little undermining" bc he knows damn well that he's barbie.
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chubbydino · 28 days
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so if redline book 3 was full on angst… how do we feel about that
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andypantsx3 · 1 year
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omg okay normally i don’t care who blocks me, your online experience is yours to curate how u see fit and u don’t owe me an explanation etc etc
but i am almost 100% certain i just got blocked for being interpreted as an endeavor apologist and if that isn’t one of the funniest things i have ever seen then idk what is
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reiketsui · 1 year
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me physically restraining myself not to infodump about my two special interests when they're mentioned anywhere
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burlveneer-music · 1 year
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Twoosty Mayonez - Carmin - Polish duo in a “Non-standard-jazz approach combined with the search for strange sounds”
Things don't always go your way, especially when your plans involve space travel. In the case of Captain Harrison Focus's expedition, it started innocently, but no one was prepared for an emergency landing on the mysterious planet Carmin. Only then did the real fight for survival begin. This record tells the story of a dangerous expedition into space that began on February 6, 2023. Twoosty Mayonez consists of Bartosz Wolert (drums) and Dominik Kaniewski (bass guitar and synthesizers). "Carmin" is their debut album, which is released primarily on vinyl by U Know Me Records. Twoosty Mayonez is something your grandfather would listen to with your younger sister. Non-standard-jazz approach combined with the search for strange sounds, resulted in the concept album "Carmin" created by Bartosz Wolert (drums), and Dominik Kaniewski (bass guitar). The trio closes with the 80GN4 robot, which was programmed to play a synthesizer part. Graphic design: Kacper Pieniek
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pricklepicklepie · 2 years
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Jens and aster forehead touch
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YEAH
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boldlyygo · 10 months
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it's a REEL nice evening out
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stevebabey · 1 year
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PLS SEE THIS
TUMBLR DOT COM / paranoidmunson /713227221700100096/i-know-everyone-else-moved-on-but-i-didnt?source=share
WAIT i got it !!!
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detectiveconnor · 1 year
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@lighthouseborn sent some sort of meme at some point which was a 'henry turns up on connor's doorstep, injured', but I don't remember what the meme was and I can't find it anywhere. here's what i wrote for it though / not accepting
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“Connor!” 
It was the dead of night. Connor roused slowly at first, aware there was someone at the door but – well, they weren’t trying to break in, they were knocking. He stretched into Markus’ side of the bed (empty) and really did consider going straight back to sleep. “Detective!” 
It was Mrs Robinson from down the hall. She often invited them to Friday evening dinners, as a neighbourly matter. Though she had never struck him as particularly pro-Android Rights (she’d never expressed more than a passing interest in their cultural training or first-aid classes), she was, separately, very no-nonsense. She had equally as little patience for their less welcoming neighbours as she did for late-night television programmes masquerading as ‘news’. 
She was not the sort to come knocking at - he checked - 3:12am without a good reason. 
Connor rolled out of bed and did not pause to pull on something resembling clothing. When he opened the door it was in his T-shirt and boxer briefs, hair messy. 
Mrs Robinson very almost dropped Officer Turner straight into their apartment, without the door to lean his weight against. “Catch him!” 
“ - Henry?” Unconscious. Connor did, bodily, have to catch him, to keep him from hitting his head on their dresser on the way down. 
“He asked for you,” Mrs Robinson (Julia) said. Her hands were a killer red, stained where she had balanced between keeping pressure on a wound and being able to move at all. 
Connor wondered, briefly, why a 73-year-old woman had been awake at 3:00am. 
“Bring him in.” 
Henry had asked for him. Why? 
Connor made the 911 call anyway, because Henry was flatly incorrect if he thought Connor would do anything besides call for the medical care Officer Turner needed. The wound in his side was, upon dropping onto (and bleeding into) their couch and having a chance to look at it, bad. A bullet wound? No - Connor’s hands worked deftly, pressing hard against what looked like the worst of it with the sole intention of rousing him (nothing) - no, he’d been stabbed. He’d very gracelessly settled into the cushions, but it was better, safer, to have him on the floor; Connor shifted him the rest of the way, LED flickering. 
“Did someone come in with him?” 
Connor’s knowledge of human medical care was limited to an Advanced First Aid class and what he had necessarily had to learn on his feet, in the field. He worked, now, between providing information to the 911 operator (wordlessly) and what aid he could provide to Officer Turner in their living room, but Mrs Robinson did not respond so Connor - 
“What?” 
“He’s been stabbed. Who was he protecting, who came in with him?” Connor would not put it past Henry to have irritated someone into stabbing him, even to have deliberately baited them, but protecting someone - that was more likely. Henry wasn’t bad in a fight. 
Mrs Robinson shook her head, no. Shaken. 73-years-old. “He was buzzing everyone in the complex,” buzzers at the little box at the gate, to be let into whatever apartment; Connor did not know if Henry knew their apartment number, but he knew at least the building where they lived. Mrs Robinson said, “He was alone.” 
And he had asked for Connor, specifically. 
“Hold this.” 
“I don’t think I-” 
“Mrs Robinson.” Sharper. Connor watched her almost rise to it, unwilling to be scolded by someone less than half her age, but this was calming for her: the familiarity of annoyance. He watched her realise this, too 
“Where?” she asked, moving forward. Later, Connor would thank her for it. 
“This,” right now, he was busy, moving to show her what pressure he was holding and what work he was doing, “Emergency services are on their way, keep him breathing until then. Don’t take your hand off until a paramedic tells you to - not when they get here, when they tell you to. Do you know CPR?” 
He was speaking rapidly. They paused where they were, now, and Mrs Robinson took a wobbly breath. She shook her head, no. 
Henry had asked, explicitly, for Connor. And he had come alone. 
“I’m going to figure out what happened,” there’d be a blood trail (he ignored the inclination to reconstruct how much blood Henry must have lost, getting there), “I’ll find a phone, you should have your own line. We’re apartment 434.” A reminder of the number, because it was not her home address. 
“Detective, I can’t-” 
“Keep your hand there. They’re coming.” 
Connor did not have a weapon at home. He was still in his underwear. He snagged a jacket on his way out the door and called Hank as he entered the stairwell, Henry’s blood still on his hands. 
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tteokdoroki · 2 years
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aali it’s 8 in the morning and your raging piss kink is poppin out
im so so sorry
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daydadahlias · 1 year
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reading the SL sex tape and reading calum talking about how seeing ashton like this is just for him and only for him, knowing what’s gonna happen… made my heart ache ngl
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maya made a meme abt it a few months ago that’s pretty right on
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chussyracing · 2 years
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EM YOUR NEW THEME IS SO GORGEOUS ❤️❤️❤️ also charles with a slowly fading pink background is everything!!!
charles in red is destiny and fate and faith and everything, but i think charles in soft pink would be a religious experience
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