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ninjasmudge · 7 months

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last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

#minecraft #tagged so i can find it ig #PROBABLY MEANS I PLAY TOO MUCH MINECRAFT TBH #IT WAS 77 COBBLESTONE DO U UNDERSTAND HOW JARRING THAT WAS #IT LEGIT WOKE ME UP BC I WAS LIKE 'that cant fucking happen.'#shark talks #l

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when-sanpape-arts · 2 months

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some dunmeshi restaurant au doodles

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #chilchuck tims #kabru dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #illustration #artists on tumblr #fanart #reupload cause my deuteranomaly rlly popped out in the last version #whoever pointed out that i made them green accidentally i owe u my life #its fixed now. i think. i cant tell

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dykemd · 10 months

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now i dont condone cheating but u have to admit the historical importance adultery had on good music

#try having fleetwood mac w faithful ppl u cant

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oviraptoridae · 7 months

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here's what ur gonna do. ur gonna get a plain tshirt from anywhere. from ur closet or ur dad or the thrift store or whatever. then ur gonna go to the dollar store or whatever equivalent u have in ur country. ur gonna get fabric paint and a sponge. ur gonna go home and take a cereal box or a cover of a magazine or something similar. ur gonna draw a design on it [or words. or print out a picture and trace it onto the cardstock) and cut out a stencil. then ur gonna use the sponge to dab the paint onto the shirt using the stencil. ur gonna do that thinly in 2-3 coats until it's opaque but not too stiff. then ur gonna let it dry for 24 hours. ur gonna cover that shirt with a thin towel and press an iron against the design for 30 seconds. then ur gonna wash it & wear it. got it?

#''i wish i had xyz on a shirt'' you can!!!! you can!!!#you can also use premade stencils u can get em at craft stores if u have trouble using ur hands and cant cut stuff out [i understand]#how to #squawks

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wild-moss-art · 8 months

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I know they say amnesia is a bad trait in d&d/ttrpgs but in my most recent campaign I made a character who was voluntarily memory wiped for magical powers and gave my dm permission to make up a backstry that I don't even know. So we show up in this town and get intercepted by a bunch of gangsters who were like "heyyy there's our lawyer with no conscience!" and my character is like "well i still dont have a conscience, how hard can law be?" and that's how we started the ace attorney plotline

#my ocs #if u know what time zone im in dont look at me i cant sleep #d&d

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aropride · 9 months

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looks at the ethics board with my big wide autistic eyes and they say fineee you can do human experiments and i say YAYYY :3 !!!!!!!

#text #DO U KNOW HOW MUCH I AM HINDERED BY ETHICS BOARDS IN MY IMAGINARY SCENARIOS. ITS WAY TOO OFTEN #why do i spend so much time imagining scenarios where im defending an experiment to an ethics board Well i cant answertthat

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littlestarbigfangs · 6 months

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Narrator: "Everything is in motion - all within these walls are doomed to destruction unless you act."

bonus:

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tchaikovskaya · 4 months

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im being extremely serious, something needs to be done about the brightness of car headlights, its an active public safety hazard. and as far as regulatory measures go, this seems like something with a (comparatively) very easy fix....? yeah conservatives will be all "come and take it" about it but they do that with literally fucking everything bc petulant commitment to making a culture war out of any regulation or mandated changes.

its insane that we've all just collectively accepted that its normal and fine that someone driving a standard sized 4 door sedan will be momentarily blinded by the EYE-LEVEL blue-white LED headlights on the latest model of the suburbitank Pedestrian Pulverizer 3000 or whatever the fuck

#like literally on a dark road or highway at night it can take ur eyes a few moments to readjust #during which u literally cant see anything and ur piloting a 2-ton hunk of metal going like 40mph...!!!

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imskipping · 28 days

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chilchuck having to tell the party that hes worried about them and that he cares about them is sooo funny after its revealed hes a dad. you make a dad talk about his emotions??? you force him to say with words he cares?? torture for dads.

#chilchuck #mine #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #his dadisms tranfix me thats a dad alright #edit to everyone saying it sounds like miette i did not plan that i just have a tumblr accent ig #but thank u i cant unhear that now and yk what its perfect

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bishy437 · 3 months

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