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clearwillow · 1 year

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Hi! 😊 Hope you're having a great day. For the writeblr ask game number 4 and 9, please.

@briefphilosophernight 💕 I got the new catalog from Burpee so for about ten minutes I was excited to get out in the garden again until I remembered that my plumbing may still be frozen 🤣 gonna have to wait a few months for that.

4. what is your favourite line you wrote this year? You're the only one that's sent in an ask so I'm gonna be very extra and pick a few lines, cause I can't narrow it down to one.

Fever Dream (seriously how am I gonna top this):

"How tight did you tie this?!" Kagome frantically reached up and tried to pry the bow loose, but with no luck. Her friends were on their way, Human Inuyasha was laughing so hard he'd achieved a pitch only dogs would hear, and Youkai Inuyasha's attempt to be cute was going to cut off the circulation to his penis. "Can you think of something that doesn't involve sex so you'll go limp?!"

Nailed It:

Inuyasha began to set up the second backing strip, shrugging. "Wouldn't be the first time I've shocked myself. Once you know what it feels like, walking backwards for the next few hours isn't too bad. But your work is just as important to bitch about, Kagome. Don't think for a second it isn't." "I'm bitching about making social media posts and you just told me you've been electrocuted on the job." "Okay clearly we're on two different wavelengths today –" "You walked backwards, Inuyasha –" "It was funny once I quit twitching!"

And Making Waves. I had to pick drunk!Kagome texts because I've taken the mickey out on Inuyasha twice already (and maybe I'll remember to illustrate this part)

Imma lil but drunk Inu lol, her first text read. Inuyasha snorted, immediately regretting it when his head throbbed. The following texts she sent weren't much better. I love u sooo much I miss you Hope ur having fun A lady touched my butt earlier lol Dude rubbed Sango down don't let Miroku panic I think he was gay idk I got cute toes Damn I tried to take a pic but it's'all blurrrry oh well OH OH OH INU INU YOU NEED TO SEE THIS INU LOOK WHAT THE GIRLS ARE MAKING ME DRINK FROM

9. create a meme or moodboard that captures your past writing-year!

Ok these are all in good fun and I promise the only reason I internally weep about the oneshots is because my idea list is getting as long as my tbr list

End of the year asks

#asks #end of the year asks

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cyberstarlope · 3 years

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✧･ﾟ: Njnjago City Gardens :･ﾟ✧

I got this set for my birthday, took me a week to build working on it a bit each day :] it's a really beautiful set, I love all the references too

#my pics #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago city gardens #u can see my dogs butt in the first pic lol #i wanted to see how big he was next to it sfydhdjcjkl

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thememcry · 4 years

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↳ @mersener asked, “ " Cloud " ( science purposes ) ” ------ultimate ship meme! // accepting.

General:

How long will they last? - ignoring the obvious fate at the end of disc 1, i’ve always imagined it would have been a forever thing. cloud deserved a fucking nap after everything that happens, and he deserves soft things, too. obviously they both have some shit they have to work through but, given how cloud develops around people he cares for, i think they could be a support pillar for one another. let them retire to some unknown edge of the planet and live in peace together.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - not. fast. at. all. which would you like me to address first: cloud’s trauma or aerith’s? because they’re both dealing with incredibly heavy shit in very different ways. and the hilarious part is that their trauma stems from the same place? shinra? shinra. so, between cloud taking a while to open up and realize he has feelings in general ------ like as a human being, and then for someone else, and aerith allowing herself to properly grieve for zack and for her lost fucking childhood that she represses into sweet smiles ... it takes a bit.

How was their first kiss? - i’m really torn between two gut feelings here. i want to say it was soft because of the above reasons. i also want to say it was soft because cloud is a socially awkward turtle and very obviously has a difficult time expressing himself, never mind emotionally / romantically. so the initial feeling is that it’s soft and tenuous and just full of is it okay if i? my second gut feeling says that it’s heat of the moment. not so much a rush of adrenaline as it is ... if i don’t do this now, i might never get the chance to. the kind where your mouth hurts when you’re done because you pressed yourself so hard and fast into the other person. urgent.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - aerith. bless.

Who is the best man/men? - barret. and like ... nanaki.

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - tifa, for sure.

Who did the most planning? - aerith.

Who stressed the most? - aerith.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - nobody was omitted out of anything other than “this is a small ceremony”

Sex:

Who is on top? - hear me out. aerith, at first and a good portion of the time. but when cloud gets his bearing, cloud.

Who is the one to instigate things? - aerith.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - this varies, like it does with any couple in their physical relationship. stress is a factor, as well as their mental health. cloud is not mentally okay. neither is aerith, but she’s a lot more ... qualified? to handle her trauma. cloud is not, OBVIOUSLY. so this depends on the mood, the day, the stress.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - i can’t really see them having a child of their own. if they do, then it’s just one. otherwise, you can easily consider the children of leaf house unofficially adopted because of how often aerith is there, and by affiliation, cloud.

How many children will they adopt? - see above.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - aerith/

Who is the stricter parent? - c l o u d.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - ... there are no responsible parents in this chat.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - aerith.

Who is the more loved parent? - they’re loved in different ways.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - you really think cloud is gonna be caught dead at a pta meeting? you really think they’d let him bring his fucking sword inside?

Who cried the most at graduation? - aerith.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - cloud. because aerith dragged him down with her to do it.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - aerith.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - neither of them.

Who does the grocery shopping? - lmao cloud grocery shopping. LOL. aerith.

How often do they bake desserts? - aerith does, quite a bit.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - both work.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - aerith. i love you, cloud. i do. but i doubt you could cook microwave ramen without burning half of the planet down.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - aerith.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - CLOUD.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - i don’t see either of them being particularly messy individuals. cloud is too uniform for it, and aerith just likes to have a cozy feeling, and clutter isn’t cozy. so both pick up after themselves as they go.

Who is really against chores? - neither of them, really.

Who cleans up after the pets? - mostly aerith, i’d imagine.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - cloud. because it means being SOCIAL.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - aerith. want your gil back, cloud?

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - depends. aerith because she has longer hair. cloud because he zones the fuck out.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - i feel like cloud? to get a little self-relaxation time. just chill with the pup.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - aerith does it every holiday. cloud helps when he thinks she needs it lmao.

What are their goals for the relationship? - to get some fucking sleep. not like “ ah, a good night’s sleep ” but more ... no problems, no world ending, no sephiroth, no planet crying, no fucking sidequests (lmao). just ... them, alone but together, enjoying their time and being fucking normal.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - cloud. he needs good sleep, the bean.

Who plays the most pranks? - aerith. honestly, idk why cloud likes her she’s a pain in the ass.

#❀ ﹙ answered ﹚ « tell me a secret and i'll keep it forever »#mersener #❀ ﹙ cloud ﹚ « i'll come back when it's over; no need to say goodbye »#all good science experiments take a few days for results #< my shitty excuse for taking a while to do these

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skuag · 4 years

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about joura: as u prefer~ I'm sorry I didn't get it right xD

Thank you for your patience dear!!

Ok so I’m doing a FRIENDSHIP VERSION Joura:

General:

How long will they last? - They remained friends forever

How quickly did/will they fall in love friendship? - They met at Summer Camp and have remained close ever since. I imagine Joe could have a crush in her, maybe around university? but he married BikeGirl or Jun and remained in love and faithful forever. Same Sora and Yamato.

How was their first kiss? -

Wedding:

Who proposed? -

Who is the best man/men? - I don’t use this concept when I write fanfics (nor in real life), but for Jou Shin and Shuu, and if he marries Jun Daisuke as well.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Mimi, Hikari and Miyako.

Who did the most planning? - Sora did most of the planning for her wedding (or Mimi, according to my most popular fanfic).

Who stressed the most? - But obviously Joe stressed the most, haha

How fancy was the ceremony? - They both had sintoist weddings, both had a party as well. Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - They didn’t invite Myotismon.

Sex:

Who is on top? -

Who is the one to instigate things? -

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Joe one, Sora two

How many children will they adopt? -

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -

Who is the stricter parent? -

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Joe stops everyone’s kids from doing dangerous stunts EVER.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Sora, and she also packs it for Joe’s son, and for all the kids.

Who is the more loved parent? -

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

Who cried the most at graduation? - Yamato and Jou LOL

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Sora...

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Sora hahahaha

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - JYOU THIS IS SO CANON

Who does the grocery shopping? - Sora

How often do they bake desserts? - Sora all the time. I don’t think Joe enjoys desserts.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - I see them both as salad eaters.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - I imagine Sora asking him out all the time, when he’s very stressed with studies/work, but he rarely accepts.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Mmh JOE THIS IS AS CANON AS IT GETS

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - I see them both as cleaners.

Who is really against chores? - They are not.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Jou doesn’t have pets but it gets very difficult for him with a Gomamon and a Bukamon, can you imagine?!?! Sora has a cat since early university so she’s used to cleaning after pets.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Mmh no I don’t see any of them.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Well Jou but Sora does too, she wants everything to be perfect (and it usually is).

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Probably Jou. I think Sora cleans better. So there are never lonely dollars around the house.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Sora! Jou is against long showers and using too much water.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Sora.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Sora does it often, Jou never, but he has Gomamon for this, and BikeGirl/Jun enjoy it too.

What are their goals for the relationship? - They cherish each other’s friendship a lot.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Mmh this is difficult, I don’t see them as sleeping till noon, but if I had to pick it would be Sora.

Who plays the most pranks? - Sora haha. Sora and Mimi haha. Sora and Mimi to Jou hahahaha.

#digimon #mcaroonzy #sora takenouchi #joe kido #jou kido #jyou kido #joura #friendship

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nobeliumoxygenoxygen · 5 years

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Seromina || Firsts

For Sero Ship Week Day 3: Firsts at @seroshipweek

SUMMARY: Ashido tends to overshare her personal life on social media so it’s only fitting that she shares her favourite moments on it too, right?

But this time, it’s only for one pair of eyes.

GENRE: sero hanta x ashido mina, social media au (I think?)

TEXT from your queen 💕

follow @iloveutapeboi on insta its private but dw youll be accepted start from the first post!!!!!!!!

POSTS

[Image: Candid of Sero taken from the side; slightly blurry, low angle as if the photographer was trying to be discreet as they took it. He’s wearing an orange hoodie with black stripes. He’s grinning at someone in front of him and he holds a bitten meat pie in one hand. In the background, there are barely visible bowling lanes.]

Caption: the first time i thought to myself “maybe seros actually cute and i actually like him in a like like way” if that make sense lol. maybe there were other times but this was the earliest memory i could think of. this was after that laser tag game we all played and you did your whole dramatic self sacrificing for me (lol quickest way to my heart - take a laser tag shot for me).

[Image: Image of the city taken from inside a bus. Half the image is of the seats of the bus whilst the other half are buildings of the city. A few people are in the shot, but they’re faces are unrecognisable.]

Caption: first time I realised I was in loveeee (i love youu) how cheesy amirite. its a bus because i realised it when we were going back to ua together after a field trip and idk i just had this light bulb moment ok ugh this is too cheesy were done here ily but im cringing too hard at the cheesinesssss (two posts in and im already dying but im pushing thru!!!!)

[Image: 2 puppies being held by someone who is clearly Sero by the look of the arms and his orange black striped hoodie. One puppy in each arm; a white pit bull and a brown one.]

Caption: our not-so-official first date?? idk if you’d call it that but like......we were alone together so idk??? u know i was going to actually confess today but the dogs were so cute they distracted me!! so i forgot lol!!! (theyre only sliiiiiightly cuter than u dw dw!!! 🤣)

[Image: Sero’s silhouette inside a movie theater. He’s facing the camera but it’s too dark to see much other than the shadows of his face and the glint of his white teeth in his grin. In the far left of the photo, the Lego Movie is playing.]

Caption: our official first date (tho i guess it was kinda rushed??? considering i literally told u i liked u like an hour earlier lmao but i wouldnt have it any other way ❤️)

[Image: Ashido’s room, taken from the doorway. The bed is unmade; the curtains are drawn back to let the sunlight in; the desk is a mess of school books and loose sheets. Ashido’s arms are outstretched in front of the camera; she’s forming a heart with her hands.]

Caption: place we had our first kiss!!! (tho we failed like five times and kept laughing!! the movies are wayyyy too serious - they make it seem like ur not allowed to laugh!! our kisses are so much better😘)

[Image: Pathway leading up into a park where cherry blossom trees frame the edges. There are a few passerbys and one dog, legs a blur, running through the image.]

Caption: place i asked you to be my boyfriend because SOMEONE STILL had this WEIRD idea that?? i??? didnt?? like?? them? EVEN AFTER?? LIKE FIVE DATES?? AND FIVE KISSES???

[Image: UA Heights Alliance common room. Looking through the windows, it’s night and there’s no one in there but there’s food wrappers strewn across the coffee table and the floor.]

Caption: place you said your first i love you (ok i suppose i shouldnt be salty about the boyfriend asking thing because first ilys are such a milestone!!!! ps. im still sorry i panicked when u said it lmao i love how we laugh about it but i know from sources coughbakuyellingthat1tapeboiwasstressingashell that you almost cried ilyyyyyyyy ❤️❤️❤️)

[Image: Close up focus of Sero’s lit up face. He’s giving a close-eyed smile to someone slightly to the left of the camera. Just making it in the frame is a slice of bright blond hair. The background is blurred but it is clearly of a busy beach; the sky is blue and there’s not a cloud in sight. There are two figures, one shirtless with red hair and one wearing a wetsuit cut off at the lower thigh with what might be black or dark purple hair in the water in the far background.]

Caption: when i said my first i love you (i love you toos and i love yous on phones dont count!!! and also u are sooooooo cute in this photo!!! not that ur not always cute ofc 😋)

[Image: Text screenshot. (Sent) Ashido: IM SO MAD AT U SERO HANTA ANSWER MEEE (Receiving) Sero: NEVER U TRAITOR (Sent) Ashido: UR THE TRAITOR!!!!]

Caption: first fight :( one of the saddest chapters of my life i hope we never do that again ❤️

[Image: Rice with natto on top, chopsticks on the side. The dish is on top of pink, patterned napkins.]

Caption: first (of many!!!!!!!!) anniversaries (see??? taking pics of food is VERY important!! and u dared to make fun of my ‘attempts at being aesthetics’!!)

[Image 1: Necklace in shape of a crown with engraving of words “Alien Queen”. Image 2: Necklace is flipped over with engraving of words “Ashido Mina”.]

Caption: first (of many!!!!!!!!!!) anniversary presents (I LOVE IT SO MUCH WHY R U SO NICEEEEEEE ITS SO CUTE IM WEARING IT EVERYDAY ILY)

[Image: From the side, Sero smiling softly, looking up at a beautiful orange sky to match his brighter orange hoodie. His eyes are wide but he’s happy. Behind are a few trees.]

Caption: I love youuuuuuuuuuuu sero hantaaaaaaaaaa and dont you forget it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *spam of heart emojis* (also u r seriously wearing the same hoodie in like five of these pics w h y)

TEXT to your queen 💕

im actualy cryin can i call u

TEXT from your queen 💕

oof [Image: google search bar “how to comfort crying boyfriend”.] ofc u can!!

CALL TRANSCRIPT:

Sero: How long have you been planning this? I love you so muchhhhhhhh. I’m crying, can you hear my tears? How did you do it? Did you go to every place or were you planning this from the beginning?

Ashido: *laughter* You can’t hear tears dummy. And you’re not meant to cry! Its meant to be a happy thing! *more laughter*

Sero: ...Glad to know your happy about my pain. ...Its amazing I have literally no words Ashido. I love it-I love you and I love us. Thank you so much.

Ashido: Awww don’t make me blush. It was nothing!

Sero: What do you mean NOTHING? Don’t insult yourself Ashido Mina this is...I don’t know-EVERYTHING!

Ashido: Okay that’s true. I’m awesome.

Sero: I’m going to treasure this forever. You’ll never delete this account right?

Ashido: *giggling* Course not!

Sero: It’s too amazing. Seriously, and I gave you the most cliche relationship present ever.

Ashido: Eesh don’t worry! I love my present! Besides it was the final piece for the account!

Sero: If you say so. You know, I don’t think a meme war counts as a fight...in a relationship...

Ashido: Of course it does! I was soooo angry at you. How could you side with Kirishima?! It was so frustrsting! You wouldn’t BELIEVE!

Sero: ...Trust me I believe. *muffled* Especially after you taped me to the ceiling.

Ashido: What was that?

Sero: Nothing! Also how’d you take the pic of your room with your arms in front of you? Is it...*whispers loudly* sorcery?

Ashido: *giggling* You got it. I have a second quirk that I-...I kept secret. Yup. But I’m telling you because you’re my boyfriend and all.

Sero: And I will totally believe you, because you’re my girlfriend, and all. Hey, I know you need your beauty sleep but can I come over--

Ashido: Yes!

Sero: --tomorrow--wait, what?

Ashido: Oh. Well-

Sero: *muffled snort* Someone’s desperate.

Ashido: *huff* Shhh! You can come over anytime!

Sero: Would you really not mind if I came over now? At like...*shuffling* eleven?

Ashido: Is that even a question? If you come over now, I can add it to the journal!

Sero: The journal?

Ashido: The account Sero!

Sero: Okay...Why? It’s not the first time I’ve been to your house. Firsts was the theme right?

Ashido: Yep! And I can make it ‘First night spent together’ wink wink.

Sero: …*muffled laugh* Whatever floats your boat.

Ashido: But you’re getting a cab here right? You better not walk out this late at night!

Sero: I mean, we’re both training to be heroes if we can’t walk out at night then what could we do--

Ashido: Sero you butt!

Sero: --but yes I’m getting a cab.

Ashido: Good! You better stay on the phone the whole time too!

Sero: Of course. I love you Ashido Mina.

Ashido: And I love you Sero Hanta! ...Wait are you still wearing that orange hoodie?

Sero: ...*distant mumbles* Why do you hate my beloved hoodie so much?

Ashido: *equally distant mumbles* If you wear it one more time the photos will think you have one hoodie.

Sero: What would you say if I said yes?

Ashido: I’d say we’ve got our next date planned and you can guess what it is.

Sero: ...I mean, I wouldn’t say no to any time with you anyway?

Ashido: Pfft, stop being cute. Just-alright, whatever. Tomorrow? At whatever time we wake up I guess?

Sero: It’s a date.

A/N: completely forgot that they live in the same building so pretend it’s holidays or something 🤷 buuuut i hope you enjoyed this was harder than expected so im rlly sorry if they seem ooc 😳!! Thanks for reading!!

#bnha #sero ship week 2018 #sero hanta #sero hanta imagine #seromina #ashido mina #sero hanta x ashido mina #sero hanta scenario #ashido mina imagine #ashido mina scenario #my work

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xinxinlai-blog · 6 years

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BAD COMMENTs COLLECT

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I dare you to send me a pic of your Butt

in a thong or cute pantes

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babymyharry · 7 years

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92 truths

i was tagged by @adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy & @fairylightsstyles !! love u binches 💘✨

Rules: Once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, you choose 25 people to tag! (lol yikes i’m a loser on here so idk abt that)

THE LAST…  1. Drink: to be real with u i don’t drink much and when i do it’s at high school parties but i did try a lemon drop when i was in europe last summer and my cousin sneaked me in to a club & it was pretty above average 🤔 but ig the last “drink” was a coke w coconut (idk either??) vodka and that was a wild night lmao

2. Phone call: my (kinda) mans?

3. Text message: my friend chris

4. Song you listened to: wild thoughts 😛😛

5. Time you cried: uhm i think it was wednesday it was v dramatic

HAVE YOU EVER…  6. Dated someone twice: this dude in middle school lmao we dated for like a hot minute in 6th grade and then rekindled our love on the class trip in eighth grade aw young love

7. Been cheated on: yeah:/

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: truth or dare games fuckin suck

9. Lost someone special: my grandma was my best friend and i didn’t talk to anyone for a solid month when she passed

10. Been depressed: when i had anorexia but that was a pretty long time ago so :)

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nah blackout drunk doesn’t sound appealing

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS:  12. lilac

13. forest green

14. gold

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…  15. Made new friends: yes lmao i dropped so many friends last year so i had to make more AND my groupchat homies that i luv dearly

16. Fallen out of love: yes

17. Laughed until you cried: i surround myself with good vibes so yes many times

18. Found out someone was talking about you: oh my god rumors spread faster than wildfire at my school yes

19. Met someone who changed you: changed me? i guess they made me a better person but idk about changing me

20. Found out who your true friends are: my friend group collapsed last year and i figured out who was still around after that

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: who uses facebook anymore

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i deleted my facebook like freshmen year so ?¿

23. Do you have any pets: oh my god 3 dogs and 2 cats it’s like a zoo of fluff at my house

24. Do you want to change your name: nah i’m cool

25. What did you do for your last birthday: my friend max threw me a surprise party and it got wayyyy too lit to be honest

26. What time did you wake up: today i woke up at 6 to see the sunrise bc my kinda mans has a balcony in his room with a good ass view for that

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping lmao i’m a grandma

28. Name something you cannot wait for: my shawn concert!!!

29. When was the last time you saw your mother: tonight when she exposed me so i’m currently not speaking w her lmao

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: maybe if my parents could be home more, they’re not really around much sometimes and that kinda sucks

31. What are you listening to right now: this weird ass netflix movie that my little cousin is forcing me to watch bc nash grier is in it kill me now

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: my friend abigail’s dad’s name is tom and lemme tell u he’s lowkey a dilf 🤔👀

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: this netflix movie it’s so cringe

34. Most visited website: snapchat i think??

35. Elementary: worst 8 years of my life

36. High School: finally almost done

37. College/university: im going lmao

38. Hair colour: blonde

39. Long or short hair: my hair was down to my butt and i just chopped it all off (yes, i pulled a harry styles) to my shoulders to donate and i honestly really like it short!!

40. Do you have a crush on someone: :-)

41. What do you like about yourself: i think i’m a pretty nice and chill person like i’m totally bragging here but i was voted funniest and nicest junior this year for the yearbook and like :D that’s just a nice feeling and it was validated !!

42. Piercings: technically two on both ears and when i was 15 i let my boyfriend’s (now ex boyfriend lol) older brother’s friend pierce my nose bc i wanted to piss my dad off but i don’t wear anything in it anymore so

43. Blood type: o negative actually!!

44. Nickname: a looootttt of my friends call me aj (like more than my actual name) and then some just call me manda but yeah aj is the most nickname outa those so

45. Relationship status: i’m a fuckboy man idk what’s going on

46. Zodiac sign: cancer

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favourite TV show: criminal minds omgggg how do you become a screen writer bc i have some dope ideas for that show lemme tell you

49. Tattoos: none but i wanna get some!!

50. Right or left hand: righty

FIRST…  51. Surgery: spinal fusion man it succckkkeedd

52. Piercing: ears

54. Sport: i started ballet when i was 3 idk if that counts but

55. Vacation: my aunt and uncle’s lake house in montana

56. Pair of trainers: they were these cute little adidas there’s sooo many pics of me in those

57. Eating: that di… plz excuse me lmfao but nah i’m actually eating watermelon :-)

58. Drinking: water 💦

59. I’m about to: jump off a building bc i was exposed tonight by my very own parents 👍🏼

60. Listening to: now me and my little cousin are watching captain america (only bc i saw andrea’s post and decided to try it idk why i trust trash but im)

61. Waiting for: my trust issues to choke

62. Want: mozzarella sticks idk

63. Get married: yeah one day

64. Career: something in film so like cinematography or directing or just something creative like that 😋

YOUR TYPE…  65. Hugs or kisses: depends on who it is ya feel

66. Lips or eyes: eyes definitely

67. Shorter or taller: well like.. boys fs taller but girls idc ?¿

68. Older or younger: older bc immaturity is a turn off

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: not to make everything about harold but he’s just got the perf body to me like toned arms and a soft tummy.. yes please

71. Sensitive or loud: i mean they gotta be both in certain situations but overall i guess loud

72. Hook up or relationship: i’m a fucking mess i have trust issues AND commitment issues so like.. both make death appealing

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker fs

HAVE YOU EVER…  74. Kissed a stranger? again, truth or dare games suck

75. Drank hard liquor? once but it was at this rich white boy’s house and i deadass felt like he snuck it from his grandpa’s stash to get it and i was like ?¿ 🌚

76. Lost glasses contact/lenses: i don’t wear them so

77. Turned someone down: i curve like 90% of the dudes hitting me up like boys are just annoying tbh

78. Sex on first date: i mean my virginal self would not kno but i have made out with a couple guys at parties or whatever so

79. Broken someone’s heart: yes and i’m not sorry lmao

80. Had your heart broken: it’s awful man yeah

81. Been arrested: totally came close one time bc ig someone called the cops on the party i was at and police showed up and my freshmen ass ran so fast bitch i was usain bolt deadass

82. Cried when someone died: oh yeah

83. Fallen for a friend: i mean it was mutual but unfortunately

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 84. Yourself: i do

85. Miracles: i think some crazy things can happen that make ppl value that particular thing a lot more but idk about miracles

86. Love at first sight: lust at first sight* bc u cant be in love with someone’s outer appearance without knowing what they’re like as a person

87. Santa Claus: a very small part of me

88. Kiss on the first date: why not

89. Angels: definitely

OTHER…  90. Current best friend’s name: kelsey

91. Eye colour: blue

92. Favourite movie: the devil wears prada always 🗣

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#this took FUCKING FORRVER but at least it got my mind off things :/#THIS MADE ME SMILE A LIL #i sound like a lowkey hoe throughout this lmfaooo #also i refer to a certain male specimen as 'my kinda mans' but plz don't take that the wrong way i'm a straight up fuckboy #personal #mentions

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