learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love
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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!
[ propaganda masterpost]
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yeah man we can tell
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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad
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i feel like we should be taking advantage of this website in more useful ways like it shouldnt be jarring to anyone when i post my grocery list we literally have a bulleted list function
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Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.
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today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone
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reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep
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"we need weirder queers" you guys couldnt even handle asexual people in 2016 (and probably still cant handle them)
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