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equestriagirl16 · 9 months
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_Overblots 1-3_
MC: Lightwork no reaction.
_Overblots 4-6_
MC: Lightwork no reaction..
_Overblot lucky number 7_
MC: OOOOO..ok it’s got a little kick. OOOO-
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hanafubukki · 1 year
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Weapon
*After The Fall In Glorious Masquerade*
Trein: You can’t use your magic or the flowers will drain you.
Deuce & Epel: *Brings out a bat* Who needs magic to fight?
Azul: Prefect, your friends are an interesting lot- Prefect?!
YN/MC/Yuu: *Takes out a bat too & shrugs* You learn a thing or two from them about defending yourself, and they're not wrong either.
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squidwen · 2 years
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TWST Scenario
Azul: “But Y/N, how can I improve my image without taking other people’s talents?”
MC/Yuu: “You could change your name.”
Azul: “What’s wrong with Azul?”
MC/Yuu: “Say it backwards.”
Azul: “Luza.” (Loser)
MC/Yuu: …
Jade and Floyd: *try not to be sick from how hard they’re laughing*
Azul: *knows he will never hear the end of this*
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mc-cos-charm · 1 month
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Mc : my 'mom' told me I can be whatever I wanted ...
Mc , mumbled after being cheerful: also telling me to be someone I'm not
Mc : so I became a problem.
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atierrorian · 1 year
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Twisted Wonderland quotes#2
[Name] sitting around being bored in Ramschackle and nothing better to do while Grim sits besides them.
[Name]: I'm bored
Grim: Well what are you gonna do about that?
[Name]: ...
Grim: ...
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*Grim in a pretty pink dress*
[Name]: *Stands tall and proud of their work*
[Name]: Do you or do you not feel bonita?
Grim: ...
Grim: I feel bonita..
[Name]: Wonderful, because you look bonita!
[Name]: Now I gotta show the rest!
Grim: NO-
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jaylleoo14 · 5 months
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Yuu: I'm so sad
Ace: Why?
Yuu: Because I want a lover but no ones interested in me :(
Deuce: Oh, really?
Yuu: Yeah, maybe i'm just not that attractive or interesting enough for others
Epel: Ya wanta boyfrien that bad?
Yuu: Yea🤧
Jack: Maybe someone is interested in you but they are just too scared to say anything.
Yuu: Really? You think so?
Sebek: Argh! I cant stand this anymore! Human! You really cant be that much of a clueless being are you?! Do you really not see the signs?!
Yuu: W-What signs?!
Ace the past few weeks dropping in hints, gifts, flowers and other little letters and more intimate texts towards Yuu: Yea, what signs I wonder...
I love Ace🫶🫶 Ace with an oblivious Yuu is so funny and fluffy in my head. Its like watching a comedy shojo romance anime LOL and the rest of the first years are like the victims of having to watch and deal with this slow burn hell of a ride
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bun-lapin · 5 months
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TWST Voice Line Scene #1
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🏹Rook: (bursts through the door and throws open the curtains) Bonjour, mes amis! It is time to awaken!
🦐Yuu: (squinting miserably against the sunlight, wrapped in a fluffy blanket at the 1st years' sleepover at Pomefiore) .....
🦐Yuu: …Rook. Can you please speak a bit more quietly? We were up until 4:00 playing card games.
1st years: (sprawled out in various sleeping positions around Yuu, groan tiredly in agreement)
🏹Rook: Ooh la la! That will not do at all! Proper sleep is essential for maintaining one's beauty and health!
🏹Rook: However… (holds Yuu's chin in his hand and studies their face)
🏹Rook: (laughs happily) Très bien! You grow more radiant by the day. I can only imagine how beautiful you will be tomorrow!
🦐Yuu: (blinks slowly with a deathly tired expression) .....
🦐Yuu: (lays back down and closes their eyes) I am too tired to be seduced by your francophone ways. Please come compliment me again after I've slept for 5 more hours.
🏹Rook: (closing the curtains with a playful laugh) Oui~! Bien sûr!
TWST Voice Line Scenes Masterlist
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twsted-kinks · 3 months
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Yuu: The whole "what two adjectives describe you" thing is old. Give me a simile.
Jade: Oh? Well, I'm not sure how I would describe myself with a simile. How would you describe me?
Yuu: Hm... You're like a sexy blender.
Jade: A sexy... blender?
Yuu: Yeah like, you want to put your dick in it, but watch out.
Jade: That's an interesting way to describe me.
Yuu: And Floyd's like a sexy weedwacker.
Jade: I'll let him know you said that.
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twst-cuts-deep · 4 months
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kids aren’t trophies for their parents to flaunt . and the accomplishments of a child aren’t determined by the worth of their parents . it’s not your parents’ fault you became a tyrant — or anyone else’s . you’ve been here a year and haven’t even made a friend who will tell you you’re outta line . and that’s on you .
— 1 . 22 // soundly chastised . . . ♥️
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eel-sedate · 1 year
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TWST QUOTES
deuce spade x gn!reader (platonic)
cw: cursing
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MC: Fuck.
Deuce: What's wrong?
MC: Nothing, I just don't know what to say right now. The atmosphere is a bit awkward so I had to at least say something.
Deuce: ... Fair enough.
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A/N: Sometimes I day dream about walking on water. I have a huge fishing pool at my house, and I always thought of walking on it. It'd be super cool.
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gigisafeplace · 2 years
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Twst quotes #04
Yuu: In terms of money, we have no money.
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Cater: Croissants: dropped.
Kalim: Road: works ahead.
Floyd: BBQ sauce: on my titties.
Idia: Shavacado: fre.
Yuu: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead.
Leona:
Leona: … I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Ace: Can you see it? Where Yuu slapped me?
Deuce: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Sebek: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Jack: A palm reader could tell Yuu's future by looking at your face.
Epel: The phrase "Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Ace: A simple "Yes" would work.
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Idia: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Grim will and will not eat.
Yuu: Grass? Yes!
Idia: Moss? Yes!!
Yuu: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Idia: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Yuu: Worms? Sometimes!
Idia: Normal rocks? Usually nah.
Yuu: Twigs? Usually!
Idia: Lilia's cooking? Inconclusive!
Azul: How did you… test this?
Idia: You just hand him stuff and say "Eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.
Azul: … I don't know how to feel about this.
Ace: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Crowley: I still don't have a new year's resolution.
Crewel: You could take care of the overblots.
Yuu: You can get me home.
Sam: Don't be such a bitch.
Crowley: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
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equestriagirl16 · 1 year
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((Twst spoilers))
MC: I won’t let you do this to my friends!
Rollo: My apologies but I don’t plan on negotiating with any acquaintance of these heathens!*SLAP*
MC: UGH-
Rollo: Now I can finally rid the world of-why do I hear boss music?
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hanafubukki · 1 year
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Like Father Like Son
*Rollo talking to YN/MC/Yuu*
Malleus: *Glares from the side* So you have chosen death.
~*Later*~
Rollo: *Laughing evilly while everyone falls*
Lilia: *Appears behind Rollo* So you have chosen death.
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spadeuce · 1 year
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Twisted Wonderland incorrect #1
Azul: This isn't working out. I'll have to choose a different path.
Jade: Sure. Let us know.
Floyd: Azul, are you gonna pick the socio-path or the psycho-path?
Azul:
Azul: Thanks, Floyd
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mc-cos-charm · 19 days
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Ace , hiding in the bushes with grim : just tell mc 'you have beautiful eyes!'
Deuce : great idea!
Deuce , turned to mc : IHAVEBEAUTIFULEYES!!
Ace , facepalm: this
Grim : bit**
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atierrorian · 1 year
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Twisted wonderland quotes#1
Ace: WAKE ME UP!
Epel: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
Ace: CAN'T WAKE UP!
Epel: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
Jack and Sebek: SAVE MEEEE!
[Name]: ...
Grim: ...
[Name]: Skill issue fr-
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Grim be like:
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