#twinyards shit

[orionchildofhades]

Andrew Minyard, Literature Major ("Hell hath no fury" , "Jean Valjean") getting a PhD just to piss off Aaron so they're both Dr. Minyard is just--

#William Congreve (1670-1729) #an English playwright and poet. The entire quote reads #“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned #Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned #The Mourning Bride #jean valjean #from Les Miserables de Victor Hugo #aftg #all for the game #andreil #andrew minyard #twinyards #aaron minyard #they're so stupid #and smart #and andrew is so dramatic for quoting so much shit

[fortheloveofexy]

it's a pet peeve of mine when ppl frame Andrew as hating Aaron and being needlessly cruel to him... bc while yes, their relationship is fractured and strained, Andrew genuinely cares about his brother and wants the best for him, he just doesn't know how to show that in a normal way.

like he might not know how to express it in a healthy manner but Andrew LOVES Aaron, like he truly just wants Aaron to be healthy and safe. It's like, his whole Thing. Aaron is one of the most important people in his life. Andrew wants him around. He'd do anything to protect him.

I guarantee Andrew wants to be emotionally close to Aaron too, he just doesn't have the tools to do that and the thought of letting someone in terrifies him. He also has no concept of what a healthy sibling relationship looks like, so he has no frame of reference to work from.

#i love bickering twinyards as much as the next guy but sometimes ppl write andrew has if he thinks aaron is a waste of space #and that just isn't true #andrew values his brother #he wouldn't insist on keeping aaron close if he didn't #when ppl do this is just so obvious to me that they're using andrew as a mouthpiece for their own dislike of aaron #and like ok yeah you're entitled to not like a character i guess #but it's just so wildly out of character to me for andrew to treat aaron like shit for no reason beyond Being Cruel #like yeah andrew can be mean when he's feeling defensive or trying to make a point #and yeah he can treat people like shit if he's got a reason to justify it like Keeping People Safe #but he's not needlessly cruel to the people closest to him without cause #like neil says #everything andrew does #he does For A Reason #even neil isn't needlessly mean to aaron tbh #like he doesn't like aaron much at certain points but if he picks a fight with aaron it's never without cause #and he's genuinely happy for aaron when things work out with katelyn in the end #and he wants aaron to have a relationship with andrew as well! like it's important to neil that the twins have a healthy bond!! #anyway im getting off my soapbox now this is just something i was thinking about today a Lot #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court

[chaoticas-hell]

Andrew: due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Do not try to find me or drag me up.

Aaron: Neil said "I love you" and you said "thanks" Didn't you?

Andrew: I said the reasons are personal

#just give me twinyards annoying the shit out of each other #aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #andreil #kevin day #aaron minyard #the kings men #tkm #aftg kevin #all for the game my beloved #all for the gay #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg shitpost #nicky hemmick #twinyards

[thespineoftherighteous]

Aaron Minyard in the foxhole court specifically, character of all time. moisturized unbothered in his lane etc etc. he's got like two and a half lines and pops off with each one. serves cunt on the court. serves cunt on the dancefloor. he's hardly present so he's at his least aggressive out of all three books, in his unproblematic era. doesn't care about anyone's drama but best believe he's paying attention. mans is in the kitchen doing dishes while the others are throwing fits and acting out. king shit.

#and he's just warming up #twinyard drama tho.. that shits scrumptious and I'm so ready for it #welcome to the Minyard show ladies and gents #aftg #aaron minyard #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #mine aftg #bangers

[genyasafinsmissingeye]

He’s an eight, but he killed his mother and used his inheritance to buy a masserati.

#all for the game #all for the gay #aftg #the foxhole court #tfc #andrew minyard #andreil #neil josten #aftg shitpost #all for the game shit post #tfc shitpost #the foxhole court shitpost #nora sakavic #kevin day #nicky hemmick #aaron minyard #twinyards #tilda minyard

[codename-adler]

it’s so funny how the Twinyards are short. so funny. haha…

it’s almost like neither of their physiological need for touch was met as babies…. so touch-starved it led to this sort of dwarfism… no matter Tilda or foster care, they don’t get the soft caresses, the safety of arms, the tickle of the toes, the raspberries on the tummy, the soothing hand on the back, the fingers to clutch, the boops on the nose, the kisses on the cheeks and the head and the feet and the hands and the neck and… they just don’t, won’t get it, no matter how many scenarios in which they switch places. forever small, smaller, forever five feet nothing, forever the physical embodiment of everything they’ve lacked since before birth.

so funny.

#revisited maslows pyramid of needs in AA lit class today and boy did i get shot out of the fuckin blue with twinyards feels #so yeah lack of touch in babies can cause all different kinds of shit like specific dwarfism #won’t even get into the attachment issues both blonde shorties got going on #and then aaron physically abused by tilda and andrew sexually abused by drake and everyone before??? #killme now #andrew and aaron my loves #you’ll get all the CONSENSUAL loving touches now i promise #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #twinyards

[lalalaets]

hot take im not an aaron apologist bcs in reality he has nothing to apologize for

#cry ab it #aaron deserves better lets be real #andrew treated him like shit #i love andrew? yes #but not his shitty behavior #he has his reasons? yep #but explanation ≠ excuse #andrew minyard #aftg #all for the game #andreil #aaron minyard #twinyards #nicky hemmick

[siriusblackisdead]

Aftg memes part 4(?) cuz i dont have anything better to do with my life💪🏻💅🏼

#its too late for my brain to come up with some high quality funny shit to put here so we’re just gonna tag that boring stuff okay I’m sorry #all for the game #aftg #neil josten #the foxes #andrew minyard #nicky hemmick #Kevin day #aaron minyard #twinyards #matt boyd #dan wilds #coach wymack #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #andreil

[hmmm-shesucks]

The difference between Andrew's and Aaron’s insults is that Andrew is almost poetic about. He will put together a string of words so cruel and calculated that it ruins you as a person and makes you question everything about yourself. Andrew will fucking destroy you. Aaron, on the other hand, puts no thought into his insults, but they are just as venomous. He goes for the obvious, attacking personality and physical attributes, but he does it in a way that, even fifteen years down the line, you’re still insecure about what that little blond guy said to you at 9 am on Monday morning during biochemistry your sophomore year in college. Andrew will make you hate yourself, but Aaron will make you want to kill yourself. If they were to team up together? Well, you might as well just burn scrambled eggs in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen because you’re about to get fucked.

#aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #aaron minyard #andreil #kevin day #twinyards #dan wilds #matt boyd #nicky hemmick #renee walker #allison reynolds #palmetto state foxes #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg hc #aftg headcanon #the kings men #the raven king #don’t fuck around a find out #they will make you regret it #say some shit about Katelyn #or neil #or Kevin #or Nicky #or Renee #or any of the upperclassman really #only they can hurt their foxes #my aftg

[padfootsaphrodite]

When they say "I love you" but Andrew Minyard said "I hate you" meaning it with his entire soul.

#aftg foxes #andrew minyard #aftg andrew #neiljosten #andriel #aftg fandom #aftg andreil #neiljostenspeech #twinyard drama tho.. that shits scrumptious and i'm so ready for it #twinyards #andriel fanart #aftg au #aftg incorrect quotes #all for the game #the raven king #aftg trilogy

[kazoo-the-demjin]

There are a lot of reasons to dislike his twin. Hate, even, at times. He's said and done a lot of shit, and he's been an insensitive bastard. He's disregarded Andrew's words and failed to keep his promises. But the one true embarassing moment Andrew Joseph Minyard has had to endure is Aaron singing.

He's singing half-heartedly on a dare, but he's singing an incredibly sappy song for Katelyn. Everyone laughs and whoops until he's supposed to sing the next song which the foxes actually listen to without interrupting. And Aaron Michael Minyard sings beautifully. Incredibly. The foxes are stunned and Katelyn is laughing with misty eyes. Not only does Andrew have to sit through all of it but also bear the speculations on how well Andrew would sing if he would.

It definitely does not compel Andrew to try it out sometime when he's alone and he definitely does not make it a habit to hum to Neil sometime in future. He does really hate his twin.

#ALL MY HCS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET 5 LINERS HOW DID I WRITE SOMETHING THIS LONG #*sigh* just accepting it now huh #brevity is the soul of wit or smth #who cares about that #aftg #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #twinyards #andreil #the foxes #katelyn #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #tay shit #tay.aftg

[stabbyfoxandrew]

happy wednesday! hope you're staying warm! <3

WIP Wednesday (1/17) || Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 87.5)

Aaron presses the eject button and the TV screen goes back to blue when the tray pops out. Andrew watches as he takes the disc out and turns around with a look on his face. Aaron clears his throat and waves the disc around.

“I thought it would be like that movie Nicky made us go to that one time. Ya know, the one with the grizzly bear and the little goat, or whatever it was.”

“The bear and the little goat…” Andrew repeats, confused.

It takes a moment, but memories of high school come flooding into his head and Andrew recalls the night Nicky dragged them both out on an adventure to the movies. But on the way there, the two of them started arguing. Nicky decided since they were acting like babies, they could watch a baby movie. Instead of one of the horror movies that they were arguing about. It was called Open Season and it was about a pet grizzly getting turned out into the wild for the first time.

It was a fitting, but also unjust punishment. For Aaron, anyway. You see, Andrew had still been medicated back then and… Well, he found it hilarious. He remembers cackling at every joke and flipping off an actual seven year old when she looked at him funny. Andrew cringes internally.

"It was a deer. Not a goat." Andrew says finally. "And it wasn't that good."

“I know it wasn't. But you really liked it." Aaron says, confused.

“I was high off my ass on anti-psychotics.” Andrew says, matter-of-factly. “I thought watching the bathroom faucet drip was fun back then.”

“Oh.” Aaron’s expression crumbles like wet sand. “I thought… Uh. Anyway, happy birthday.”

“Mm. Thanks. You too.” Andrew says, crossing his arms. “What are we doing for Christmas? Waterboarding practice? You can go first."

“It wasn’t that bad!” Aaron insists.

“It was.”

“Okay, it was.”

#We went back a little! Sorry but I had to give you this part since you and your bf so helpfully provided the film. :) <3 #what's funny is when i was originally working on this little twinyards arc i searched up movies from 2010 (bc i figured a two year old shit #dvd would be like $4 at walmart and that is exactly what aaron felt like spending lmao) and alpha and omega came up and i thought it sounde #hilarious but i didn't think there was any feasible way aaron minyard would pick THAT movie but now... there is a reason TWT #ps someone remind me to change the date on this post tomorrow so it shows up in Chrono properly lol (edit: i did it!) #andreil #aftg #WIP Wednesday #Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew #🕊️ #answered

[morally-gray101]

Ok just imagine: the twinyards with albinism. For no reason other than that Neil's commentary would be just that bit funnier.

"No, but I would ask coach why your pale ass isn't on drugs"

"No wonder you both wear black all the time, I'd hate to see you two burn"

Neil pointing at white face paint in the Halloween store: Hey Andrew, it's your shade.

They match ghost costumes on halloween without realising and then next year they're both vampires. They learn to coordinate after that.

Just like... the twinyards but the odds are even more physically stacked against them. That is all.

#no offense to albino people this is a joke #i mean no harm #or offense #albinos can very rarely be born with brown or hazel eyes according to google #imagine neil describing him as blond #fully not realising he has no pigment at all #meeting the twinyards together in their matching black outfits and all he thinks is #“they look terribly pale” #he thinks they're sickly or some shit #i mean they are wearing quite a lot of clothes in the summer? #and just moves on #twinyards with glasses #the possiblities #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #twinyards #aftg shitpost #aftg headcanon #aftg hc

[chaoticas-hell]

Andrew: Neil. Truth or dare.

Neil: truth.

Andrew: I dare you to kiss me

Aaron: he didnt even chose dare!?

Neil: rules are rules Aaron

#aaron is just jelly that hes not getting any kisses from his gf #and annoyed hes being subjected to their shit #aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #andreil #kevin day #aaron minyard #twinyards #all for the gay #aftg shitpost

[thespineoftherighteous]

it genuinely makes me so happy that the twins have the next three years together. obviously they have the rest of their lives after that but recently I've been thinking about those three years specifically, once the deals are broken and there aren't a million other life threatening things demanding their attention.

things are technically the same as they've been for the past two years except they can only get better. except that the twins are growing. and while that's happening, they still get three years of living down the hall from each other, three years of seeing each other every single day, three years of therapy, three years of working together on the court, three years of working on themselves as brothers (to the point where, when it does come time to leave, they canonically have a hard time physically pulling away). three years where they can focus on themselves and on each other, and recover so much of what was taken from them. three years of learning how it's going to feel to have a brother for the rest of their lives.

#yes they've been living together for the past 3? 4? years but it's different now. #now they're not stuck in limbo‚ they're moving forward‚ however slowly #now there are less expectations and there's more space to breathe #not only do they both want this but now they're both going to work for it #it's transformational #aftg #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #TWINYARD FEELS UP IN THIS SHIT #twinyards #mine aftg

[genyasafinsmissingeye]

I just know that the twinyards “teenage dirtbag” photos would slap

#all for the gay #all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #tfc #andriel #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #twinyards #aftg headcanon #all for the game headcanon #tfc headcanon #the foxhole court headcanon #nora sakavic #aftg shitpost #all for the game shit post #tfc shitpost #the foxhole court shitpost