#twilightjokes

[apollospaceexplorer2]

Eclipse

Current Usage - “an obscuring of the light from one celestial body by the passage of another”

History - Derived from the Ancient Greek noun ἔκλειψις, meaning “the abandonment” or “the downfall” or “the darkening of a heavenly body”. The term originated from the Greek verb ἐκλείπω, which meant “to abandon”, “to darken” and “to cease to exist”. The word was first used around the 1570s and is still used in its original form today. In modern day, there are different forms of an Eclipse, including a Lunar and a Solar Eclipse.

#TeamEdward #TeamJacob #TwilightJokes

[stylistaevelyn]

•Committed To Health & Safety• . . Another one in the books! To my clients & my team, we are going to be so clean, that even Edward Cullen will be jealous of our natural sparkle.🤪 #sanitationcertification #salonlife #healthandsafetyfirst #twilightjoke #hairstylistcertified #washyourhands #missingmyclients #lovemyclients #coronavid19 #chicagosalons #bloggerlife #chicagostylist #behindthechair #lovekm (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAWMfo6APHG/?igshid=16uijxldtpzde

#sanitationcertification #salonlife #healthandsafetyfirst #twilightjoke #hairstylistcertified #washyourhands #missingmyclients #lovemyclients #coronavid19 #chicagosalons #bloggerlife #chicagostylist #behindthechair #lovekm

[deathcabforme]

It was dark times, I survived on my own jokes and laughed myself to insanity, help! I need this book and/or movie asap! 😿

#thechangeover #eranajames #twilightjoke #killmeiamnotfunny #nicholasgalitzine #the changeover #Nicholas Galitzine #erana james #twilight joke #laura chant #sorensen carlisle

[lunar-roses]

How Twilight should have ended.

Edward: say it. Tell me what I am. Bella: A....A vampire. Edward: LOL NOPE BYE BITCH #SWAGYOLO *runs off into the sunset*

#twilight #edward #bella #awkward #twilightjokes #vampires #swagyolo