#tw punching mention

[thatgenderlessentity]

Remus- So, where were we? Oh, yeah. I was about to punch you!

Source: She-ra

#sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #ts remus #remus sanders #source: she ra #tw punching mention #tw fighting mention

[zephyrchama]

"What did Mammon do now?"

The greedy demon was in his underwear, hanging upside down from a rafter in the hallway. He tried to coerce you into letting him down as you walked by, but you knew better than to do so without consulting Lucifer.

"Gambling. The usual." Lucifer had a hand on his forehead, pushing his hair up while jotting something down at his desk.

"Mammon gambles every day," you pointed out. "What'd he really do?"

By the way Lucifer groaned, you knew it was something juicy. "I caught him pilfering one of my rarest records, a gift from Diavolo, to use as collateral in a bet. It's one-of-a-kind. I doubt he even knows what it is, but Mammon always has a knack for finding things of high value."

"His secret sixth sense," you agreed. "What'd you do with his clothes?"

"They make it harder to tie him up tightly. He has a slightly higher chance of wiggling free with clothes on, so I made him strip." Lucifer gestured, Mammon's clothes had been put on some kind of mannequin, tucked away in the space between two bookshelves.

You'd never seen it before. Your jaw dropped into the widest half-smile half-astonished expression possible. It had Mammon's hair and his goofy smile. Even a flashy golden earring. "What is that?"

You practically ran across the room to inspect it. It was dressed properly in Mammon's shirt and tie. There were a lot of seams, more than seemed necessary, perhaps from being repeatedly repaired over years of use. "Lucifer, this is adorable."

"It's a necessary tool for my sanity." He pushed the chair back, standing up to join you.

"What do you mean?"

"I'll give you a demonstration."

Lucifer comically wound up his closed fist. With ballistic force, he struck the figure right in its chest. It flopped back, then sprung back up wildly to receive a fistful of lighter blows from Lucifer.

"You made a Mammon punching bag? Really?" You didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Isn't that a bit much?"

"I didn't make it, Mammon did."

Surprise of the day number two. "Mammon made this? Himself?"

To stop the wobbling, Lucifer grabbed the punching bag's tie, pulling it tight and then smoothing it out. "Cute, right? He thought it might make me go easy on future punishments. It's a very thoughtful gift from my little brother."

"Yeah, I didn't know he could sew. Huh." The two of you stood to admire it before Lucifer returned to his desk. You followed him. "Kind of reminds me of the doll Levi made of me."

Lucifer smiled. "Leviathan made you a doll, did he? How very kind."

"No, he made a doll of me."

Lucifer froze to process this information, frowning.

You continued, "I don't know where he usually keeps it, but I saw it under his desk one time. It's pretty big and detailed. I mentioned it once and offered to lend him a shirt for it, but he got really embarrassed and pushed me out. He's gotta take more pride in his work, it was really impressive."

"I see." Lucifer gritted his teeth. "You know, something I have to do just came up. Let's finish this conversation later." He was quietly seething as he escorted you to the door. Along the way he gave punching-bag Mammon a soft whack to the head.

You realized you forgot to ask if you could untie the real Mammon, but Lucifer had already marched down the hall in the direction of Leviathan's room. Rather than trying to catch up, you decided to go see how the Avatar of Greed was doing.

#i bet satan has a lucifer punching bag #is this punching bag ever mentioned? where is the lore #obey me #obey me! swd #obey me scenarios #omswd #obey me headcanon #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me lucifer #tw punching ? is that a thing? i don't know how to tag this for content warning hm. #obey me! #obey me drabble #obey me fanfic #I started a bunch of mini fics and got like 95% of the way done an Asmo one but I'm not liking it. feels oddly written so I have to fix it. #obey me mc #obey me x mc #does levi making a creepy unexplained doll of mc count as x mc? sure.

[gritsandbrits]

"But fighting is wrong violence is not the answer!!"

Those cunts tried to kill a black guy in broad daylight A PUBLIC EVENT AT THAT and you think we just gonna SIT BY and let that happen??? Fuck outta here with that respectability politics bull!

#montgomery boat brawl #black lives matter #alabama #american south #southern states #tw lynching mention #politics #fuck racists #always punch white supremacists

[ev1lmorty]

the multiple episodes where rick explicitly is disgusted by child predators to the point someone trying to sexually assault morty immediately makes him actually comfort morty n also crazy murder the assaulter

#this is abt two things which are a) something something extreme reactions to childhood trauma on ricks end #n b) further proof shippers are fucking insane #av.txt #csa mention tw #i think its also like. the way unhealthy ppl like rick can turn their brains off or not care abt abusive behavior #from themselves bc its different for themselves but can explicitly see n be disgusted by it from others #n sliding scale of abuse #i think it was ooc as fuck for rick to punch morty in the snake episode n ignore it like i ignore the dragon thing bc its cheap punchlines #but i do think rick can tell himself emotional abuse n dragging morty around isnt what it is vs physical action is n #why ppl like evil rick push mortys too far #also further the difference between literally dragging morty around n deliberately physically assaulting him in his mind #sorry for this post lol

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mona Lisa: You know, sometimes I can’t stand your dorky face.

Raph: Okay, so sit on it.

Mona Lisa: ...

Raph: ;)

#She proceeded to punched him in the face #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: tik tok #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #mona lisa #ramona #tw sex mention

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was eating pasta and then Eugene from Try Guys punched me.

#dream #pasta #eugene lee yang #try guys #the try guys #eating #food #food mention #punch #violence tw

[frownyalfred]

Dick showing up at the lakehouse to spend finally reconnect and spend some quality family time with his grieving Omega father only to have to immediately square up with an extraterrestrial Alpha who also btw impregnated his Omega father is such a fucking funny mental image holy shit

Like yes there's so much angst potential here

But the idea of Dick looking Clark right in the eye and just going "Yeah, I can beat the shit out of you" is so fucking funny to me

Alternatively, Dick could exploit him being one of Bruce's pups into bullying Clark out of the way and into Bruce's nest but idk how he'd react if Lex was also there lol

Dick and Clark at the doorway like:

#asks #anon #you’re right this is hilarious anon #imagine if dick punched him too #not realizing he was kryptonian #bruce wayne #batman #dc #myfic #theresurrectionist #batfamily #clark kent #superbat #a coral room #a sky of honey #a/b/o mention #a/b/o tw #mpreg mention #mpreg tw

[strawbs-screaming]

☆ WVBA At A Party ☆

So uhh tw for alcohol mention,emetophobia other than that its ok

Glass Joe

- doing his best not to get thrown into a dance circle

- anxious as fuck

- piston hondo (drunk as shit) keep trying to explain star wars lore to him

- hes just nodding and pretending to understand, he cant because hes speaking in japanese

- had some drinks & passed out because he doesnt take alcohol well

- woke up on the roof because some drunk bastard decided to put him onto there, theres now a investigation about trying to find who put Joe on the roof

- will hold your drink for you

- keeps getting dragged into doing dumb shit by aran ryan

Von Kaiser

- buzzed, looks like hes on the verge of death

- at the karaoke bar, killing it, yess grandpa slayyyy one foot in the grave one foot in the rave

- keeps chugging like hell, look at him go

- teaching some random people how to do traditional german dances

- randomly starts sobbing

- bear hugger has to stop him from chugging another bottle of whiskey

Disco Kid

- thrown into the dance circle, killing it

- spamming everyones phones with really positive texts

- "YUO AR TAKENTED SNF CAN DK SNYTHING YKU PUT YOU4 NINF UBTO" (You are really talented and can do anything you put your mind into)

-"thank you : )"

- "YOU SRE LIVEF ANR 4SKEBT2D,,,,ÖOCE YOURDRKF" (You are loved, love yourself)

- wasted

- giving out free hugs

- had a really good dance off with aran ryan

- fell down a flight of stairs and got up like it was nothing

- dancing the pain away

Piston Hondo

- avoiding the dance circle like its a death sentence

- explaining the star wars lore to glass joe in japanese

- will hate himself in the morning

- speaking really broken japanglish with bear hugger

- keeps lifting up von kaiser & running away as he holds him

- partying hard

- randomly starts speaking about stuff, you could be talking about how you ran over a man and his son just yesterday and he'll be like "Do you like sailor moon"

- tried to eat a glass of water, sad because he got stopped

- randomly got stuck in a british accent

King Hippo

- passed out on the floor

- someone help him please

- people keep trying to use him as a trampoline

- randomly gets up and starts to talk about sea slugs

- he just leaves after that,he is done

Great Tiger

- only sober person here

- has to stop piston hondo from explaining the star wars lore to random people

- making sure everyone is hydrated

- victim of disco kids positive texts

- gathers drunk passed out people and puts them somewhere safe so nobody gets hurt

- oh my god he is on the verge of tears from all this stress he needs help

- ended up sobbing into disco kids arms after it all got too stressful

- he could really use a break

- will hold your drink,may switch it out with water if he decides youve had enough for tonight

Don Flamenco

- too distracted too go to the dance circle

- keeps singing & referencing dumb stuff while anyone talks to him, he just has 0 thoughts right now

- "i feel like im never gonna amount to anything in my life, it just feels like im destined to end up dying alone-"

- "FIESTA SALSA QUİNCEAÑERA-"

- "why do i even bother"

- drinking cocktails like someones gonna take it away from him if he doesnt inhale it within 10 seconds

- keeps trying to call carmen

- stumbling like hell

- someone needs to tape his mouth shut

- asking the dumbest shit ever to carmen as he texts her

- "would you still love me if i was a muppet,,"

- "would you still be able to control yourself or would you need to be used like a actual muppet??"

- "i dont knwo im durnk"

Bear Hugger

- will not go into the dance circle, ever

- singing sea shanties & suddenly has the personality of a ye olden sailor

- someone convinced him to wax his legs

- confused as shit when he wakes up in the morning

- listening to hondo infodump about sailor moon, intrigued

- will laugh at anything, laughed at Macho mans left eyebrow for a solid 40 minutes

- passed out for a hour after that

- brought a random frog from the nearest pond & named it Buddy, buddy was never seen again after someone threw him out of a window

- ate candle wax, he just did, he somehow stomached it

- sober yet wasted, tapdancing on that line between mentally not present & aware

Aran Ryan

- drunk but has a camera, recording whatever happens

- "guys... this little pocket sized eejit is stuck on the roof... what the fuck.. get him off of there"

- will do anything you dare him to do, got dared to throw someones TV out of the window, the rest is history

- eated a bees

- chased piston hondo with a chair, you havent known true fear until a irishman with a camera & chair is chasing you while yelling like a psychopath while youre talking about star wars lore

- called glass joe "Glasses Jonathan"

- mourned the loss of buddy with bear hugger

- on his hater routine, texting back discos positive messages with mean messages

Soda Popinski

- sober, enjoying the show

- in the dance circle, busting it down

- dehydrated because theres no soda :(

- trying to convince aran ryan to eat a pair of headphones

- gives out water to anyone who appears drunk & asks for a drink telling them its "strong stuff" Just to see them smile & hydrate themselves

- enjoying the karaoke

- also mourning the loss of buddy, thought he was really cool

Bald Bull

- scared of the dance circle

- drunk but his social anxiety is still acting up

- mom i threw up pose when he zones out & stares into the void

- standing in the corner or clinging onto don flamenco because he cant manage crowds well

- getting second hand embarrasment from don flamencos singing

- people keep using the top of his head as a mirror

- clinging onto the nearest extroverts he knows well

- "what if everyone thinks i look like a complete idiot standing in the corner"

- Just really anxious & stressed, he doesnt manage social events well

- needs some silence

Super Macho Man

- thinks hes a good dancer, looks like hes having a stroke, dancing is not for him, especially drunk dancing

- people keep calling him grandpa

- sobbing over any minor event that effects him even slightly negatively

- sobbed over the loss of buddy

- crying over everything

- sobbing on the bathroom floor because he threw up so hard he felt like his soul left him

- hes literally just crying

- tried to do karaoke through his tears, couldnt sing the tears away

Mr Sandman

- pushed into the dance circle, accidentally made a conga line, who knew a conga line full of drunk men could be so fun?

- watching aran ryan eat weird shit & cheering him on because he thinks its funny

- bald bull tried to make a "man me a sand" joke to him, ended up looking like he was having a seizure

- "Mr sandman.. Sand.. The man?.. Sand man.. Uhhh, man him a sand-"

- "bull please lay down"

- enjoying bear huggers sea shanties

- trying to get glass joe off the roof

- fell asleep using a freezer as a pillow

Extra

- narcis showed up to tell everyone that theyre losers & left

- doc louis left early with mac as soon as the alcohol drinking started

#headcanon #punch out #bald bull #punch out wii #don flamenco #piston hondo #glass joe #aran ryan #punch out headcanons #narcis prince #punch out!! #doc louis #little mac #alcohol mention #emetophobia tw

[sukipershipper]

TW: Plant Horror, Mildly Disturbing Imagery . . . . . . .

Don is a simple man, but he always envied how his Major Circuit friends had uncanny and unique talents and abilities that he seemingly lacked. So, when Tiger proposes to lend him some magic, Don is ecstatic! Leading the young Spaniard to possess the magic of Botanokinesis. For the first few days, Don is comfortable with his newfound powers, but one day after training, a deep sadness overwhelms him, and he finds that he accidentally turned his bedsheets blue. Slowly but surely, his powers have a hold over him. His body rapidly changes color and plants begin to sprout out of his body, his mouth oozing out a strange, green liquid that he can only assume is his blood.

He is terrified, confused and furious, screaming at Tiger as he asks:

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?"

------

Ohhohoho boy. Donny can;t escape the angst. Sorry Don, I know you're a nice guy (I think). Don't worry it all ends up being fine in the end, but he is panicking.

Essentially, Don here thinks he's got it made with his plant manipulation, but he finds that he has another secret power that baffles and confuses him greatly. Neither Donny nor Tiger have an explanation for it. Anyways, enjoy some good old Saturday (for me!) Plant Horror yall!!

#punch out #punch out wii #punch out!! #punchout #don flamenco #great tiger #(mentioned) #plant manipulation #plant horror #tw: mildly disturbing imagery #plant horror is like one of my favourite forms of horror tbh #I love it so much

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

Remember: white supremacy, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism, nazi ideology, terf ideology, etc. isn’t “just another view”. It’s hate. It’s violence. You do not have to listen to hate and violence. Nobody should listen to hate and violence.

You shouldn’t have a debate over your own human rights.

#punch nazis #punch terfs #misogyny #homophobia #transphobia #anti terf #tw nazi mention #antisemitism #racism

[tittiedshrek]

God, as a person who HAS been hospitalized before for attempting suicide, just seeing James randomly traumadump on his fucking audience to gain sympathy pisses me off to no end. I am not doubting that he has attempted or insinuating that he is lying - that is fucking gross first of all and secondly, I can understand that being the weekly "internet villian of the week" can come with harassment. Perhaps even worse harassment because he is gay and a member of a historically marginalized community. At the same time, it is EQUALLY as gross to use your attempt as a way to garner sympathy when you get called out for problematic behavior. It's manipulative, cheapens the topic, and makes everyone else who has struggled like myself look like selfish attention seekers.

I can understand that someone can feel so guilty/sad about what they have done that they can resort to self-harm, but that is a personal problem that needs to be dealt with OUTSIDE of the internet in therapy. It's not the fault of your audience, Nick, Hbomberguy, Kat, etc. that you ended up in the hospital, and it is irresponsible as a creator to have that be the FIRST thing you talk about in your "apology" video and have that hang over their heads. You can't say that you're not trying to make this into a sob story, then take advantage of your audience's parasocial relationship with you to make them feel bad for being disappointed in you.

I don't want James to die, I really don't. No one deserves to find themselves in such a state of mind, and I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy. I do, however, want him to stay off the internet completely until he recognizes the harm he has caused to the LGBTQIA+ community and he gets in a better headspace so that he can actually make amends to everyone he has stolen from and hurt.

#james somerton #suicide tw #tw suicide #tw suicide mention #tw sui ment #tw sui ideation #tw sui #hbomberguy #ask to tag #i'm not saying that you shouldn't be open about these topics at all #bc that is super important and i can 100% understand being at that headspace when you lose your career overnight #but if you are using it to punch down/manipulate/make yourself seem like the true victim STOP!!!! #that's not even touching that he didn't really apologize but i have a job interview in an hour and i should prepare for that #i just need this out of my system bc he isn't the first person to weaponize such a serious topic as a shield against criticism and i hate i #tw self harm

[gay-jewish-bucky]

After the drama that went down the other day on Jumblr, the 80th anniversary of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, an act of rebellion which inspired many other revolts against the Nazis throughout WWII, is an excellent reminder of who is really being painted as the bad guy when non-violence is treated as the only moral option and vilify Jews for taking violent action against Nazis and other antisemitism (because antisemitism doesn't begin and end with Nazism).

You may choose to be a lamb to the slaughter, but you have no right to demand that of others and you have no right to act like you are morally superior for it.

#yes this is about the white irish woman claiming to be a target of nazis #like bestie if you were you wouldnt think punching nazis is evil #jumblr #jewish #judaism #antisemitism #warsaw #warsaw ghetto #warsaw ghetto uprising #tw antisemitism #antisemitism tw #shoah mention #holocaust mention

[aforgotto]

#I'm both Super Macho Man and Glass Joe in case you wanted to know how pathetic i am #pathetic and not fluent in French. can i really call myself a Canadian #death mention tw #punch out #narcis prince #super macho man #glass joe #aran ryan #tw french #also having a GED does not make you stupid i promise i apologize #these are so out of order

[mrfilippa]

oh jeez, Aran!

very chaotic meme belowwww (read the tw!!!)

#aran ryan #punch out #punch out wii #tw mention of sex

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Izuku: I need to find an excuse to escape social situations that makes sense to normal people

Izuku: because I can’t just say, “sorry, being around you right now makes me want to peel my skin off, nothing against you! I just have anxiety” doesn’t work for most people

Izuku: of course, my therapist would tell me that it’s a fine excuse, and that I’m setting boundaries, and that’s good

Izuku: and hound dog is not one to coddle you! In fact, he tells me about once every session that I will never receive my fathers love!

Izuku: so, I’m inclined to believe he’s telling the truth

#tw: mentions of body horror?? #my therapist pulls no punches #which I do genuinely appreciate it’s just like dunking my head under cold water sometimes #thank you @ my therapist #anyway. i told five people that I had homework to escape social situations yesterday before having an existential crisis for a few hours #bnha #mha #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect my hero academia quotes #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #midoirya izuku #therapy with hound dog #izuku and his daddy issues #izuku problem child midoriya

[yanderegremlin]

okay but imagine saitama and genos reaction to y/n saying that child emperor is their hero / favorite hero!! I feel like they’d be like wait what? what about us :(

Warnings: Yandere, fighting, injuries mentioned, manipulation, helicopter "parents",

Other tags: one punch man, reader insert, Child reader, Child Emperor(Isamu), Saitama, Genos, 

It was a peacefully sunny day when Genos got a phone call from the school. It shocked him to his core to hear that you got into a fight, for a moment he thought they got the wrong number until read him your file. He just doesn't understand why you got into a fight of all things.

It was a good thing Saitama was out getting groceries because Genos would have to hold him back from putting a hole through the entire school. Genos was holding himself back from tearing apart whoever thought they could hurt you and get away with it.

Genos thanked them and head over as quicky as posable, unfortunately Genos quite literally ran into Saitama, who in turn was confused as to why Genos was in such a big hurry. "Hey, slow down Genos you act like someone dead or something"

The look Saitama got from Genos didn't help, if anything it concerned him more. "She got into a fight at school, I'm just on my way to get her. I just know that little brat has something to do with it."

Genos didn't need to say any thing else, because that the mention of the Child hero and you got Saitama to drop what he was currying, weeping Genos off his feet and dashing your school in a heartbeat. Genos barely got to sign in that the front desk because of the way Saitama was dragging him towards the principal's office.

The thing that stopped them both in there tracts was the sound of your giggles, obviously you were okay and in no danger in you were having fun. What they did see was Isamu was the one who witnessed the fight you were in. Of course he stepped in to protect you, getting himself in trouble as well. It was totally worth it to send some extra alone time with you.

"haha Isamu, stop it. Of course your my Hero! You save me, when no one else would." you hugged him not knowing you might as well have carved their hearts out of them. You only let go of Child Emperor after someone patting your head, looking over your shoulder you see robo papa stand there with giving you a small smile and grandpa boldy who was patting your head with a constrained smile. 

“Ready to go munchkin? we pick up some ice-cream and your favorite meal on our way home.” Genos reached out his hand. nether him or Saitama acknowledged the young hero as they took you away and back home after replacing the groceries Saitama lost and get you a dessert as they look you over for any and all injuries.

The only problem now they have to worry about is how to tell you that you’ll be home school and finding the right people to teach you when they can’t do it themselves. 

Little did they know that this was all part of Isamu plan to slowly but surely to get you on his side. Set you up, even it was one of the hardest things he had to do and watch. he know in the long run it would be for your own good.

#tw yandere #platonic yandere #romantic yandere #x reader #x you #x y/n #yandere one punch man #yandere opm #yandere isamu #yandere child emperor #yandere Genos #yandere saitama #fighting #injuries mentioned #tw manipulation #helicopter parents