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cashmoneyzone · 3 years
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diakko hcs 0_0
below the cut bc this is kind of long. i dont remember if these kinds of posts show up in the tags but yolo
Diana doesn’t know how to use a phone or she does but is super stiff w it... like Akko’s contact name for diana would be “DIANA 💖💕💗💘” and diana’s for akko would be “Atsuko Kagari” LMFAO like her full name and she would sign all of her texts
But also she’s super formal but there’s always one thing off like she’ll write a whole paragraph and then end it with YOLO or she has to send an email and is fine writing it but ends it with “Sent from my iPhone”
Akko explains memes to diana and though there are some that she hates (bc akko uses them against her….. d0nt call her a boomer……) she eventually quotes memes a bunch when they’re alone because it makes akko laugh and she’s gay like that
Akko also shows her some of her favorite games and Diana gets really into ones like animal crossing, like daily check in kind of games. This bitch goes CRAZY on hay day my god. Don’t even get me started on dragonvale
Diana uses OLD ass memes and akko’s thinking “where tf did she learn this….” Like day 4 of having a phone she’s saying shit like “epic fail” and thinking she’s with the times yk. Everyone thinks it’s funny until she says “swag” after answering a question correctly in class (except amanda, who thinks it’s even funnier)
Diana would definitely say “is that your friend” when she sees akko watching a tiktok or something like a grandma
I’m obsessed with the idea of Diana just Not Knowing How To Act and akko constantly being like wtf is this bitch saying ...... like being formal but then every once in a while saying something super strange or just a little off where akko is just left like O_O .. ??
I think Diana is almost perfect but there’s just little things about her that are weird, like when there’s a room in your house where everything’s the same as it always is but your couch is gone for a couple days, and you know it’ll be back but it’s not there now so you’re just there looking at where it usually is
This could work w Diana having a crush on Akko and saying weird shit to her. I know people have done this situation switched but I think Diana being the weird one is so funny. Akko’s like hey Diana i noticed you were looking at me weird in class is something going on and Diana’s like it’s .. the fluorescence
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