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pepperf · 2 days
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TUA has ruined me for normal reactions. There's an ad on local radio for some dating site, and every time I hear it, it goes something like this:
Radio: Somewhere out there is someone who thinks JUST LIKE YOU!
Radio: With [OUR DATING SITE], you can find that person!
Me: And kill them.
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annapassione · 27 days
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Tonight... I dance for you...
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nicostiel · 2 years
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Five Hargreeves + Text Posts Part 5
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beif0ngs · 2 years
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‘twas a short-lived retirement
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ayo-edebiri · 2 years
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#Interesting 
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endiness · 2 years
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NATHAN YOUNG // KLAUS HARGREEVES
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Klaus Hargreeves + parallels
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kazs-inej · 2 years
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#he’s so done
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clown-fc · 2 years
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come to the conclusion s3 was missing a big epic solo five fight scene like s1 & 2 had
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olisgifs · 2 years
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five and lila + dancing together
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Drunk! Five Hargreeves Headcanons/One-shot
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He becomes super clingy and giggly
He can't walk straight and ends up just falling into you
Eyes are swarmed with an unknown emotion and a stupid smile takes over his face
"Have I ever told you how pretty you are?" He giggles, poking your nose with a 'bop'
His personality has taken a 180
His nails practically dig into your skin as he tries to hold onto you
Drinking is one of the things he overindulges in and you have to stop him
His hands are all over you, touching you, feeling you, holding you
He's not usually so affectionate, so it takes you by surprise
"Kiss me, please," he slurs his words, his lips puckering to kiss you, but you push him back slightly
You help him to his bedroom, as he tries to fight you, because he doesn't want to go to bed, he wants to stay up with you
You have to go with him for him to go to his room
As you go to leave, he reaches for you, "Please don't leave-"
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You roam the halls looking for Five after his brother's wedding. You had seen him throwing back drink after drink, so you were worried that he was off somewhere black-out drunk. You heard light moaning and groaning coming from a far back room and you slowly opened the door to see Five sitting in a corner. His hair was a mess along with his shirt and tie.
He looked up slightly when hearing the door open. His eyes widened when seeing you; He tries to stand up, but ends up falling over and groaning.
"God, you are so drunk."
"I... I mam nost druuunk," his voice slurs as he speaks, causing his words to intertwine with each other.
"Uhuh," You walk over to him, grabbing his hand and helping him up. He leans into you, his head falling onto your shoulder. "I'm taking you to your room."
He adamantly shakes his head, "Noooo, no. I'm not tired."
You looked up at him, his body weight now pressing down at you, since he couldn't stand on his own. Your brows frown when seeing his eyes close and you roll your eyes. "You're so drunk, you don't realize that you're falling asleep right now."
He shakes his head, not able to vocally respond. Granted, even though was denying his sleepyness, he followed you to his room.
You slowly open the door, before shutting it with your foot when you both get in. He hangs off of you as you lead him to his bed and laying him down.
"Alright, Five. Try not to die in your sleep," You turn to leave, but you're stopped by a hand; His hand. He grabbed you, tightly, and was looking up at you with sleepy eyes.
"Please... Stay. Don't leave."
"You want me to stay?" You get out, ignoring his nails digging into your wrist.
He slowly blinks, trying to process what he was going to say next. He hums, before finally responding, "Yeah.. I want you to stay."
Before you can respond though, he yanks you towards him, holding you close against him. You sighed but ultimately accepted your fate. Hopefully, sober Five wouldn't question why he was entangled with you in a cuddle. Though knowing him, he probably would adamantly deny wanting to hold you close. But as they say, drunk actions are sober thoughts
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annapassione · 2 months
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Mmmhhhhh....
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nicostiel · 2 years
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Klaus Hargreeves + Text Posts Part 4
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beif0ngs · 2 years
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- Okay, out with it. What’s with your family’s weird brother Ben fetish? - He... You... were the best of us, and you died too soon. Just know that we were never the same without you. So, I’ll take every second of whatever version of you we’ve got.
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cardvngreenbriar · 2 years
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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY ── season 2, episode 2 & season 3, episode 4.
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endiness · 2 years
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