tsukkiyama weekly movie night but its always the shittiest disaster movies like sharknado or rubber and roasting them. tsukki will always point out the scientific inaccuracies. they laugh their asses off the entire time
tskym AU where tadashi is a grammar fiend who corrects every mistake he sees on the internet and kei deliberately makes grammar errors and typos because he finds tadashi's pet peeve incredibly amusing (and he's also an asshole)
tags: fluff; weddings; best man's speech; getting together; pining; outsider pov; feelings realization; idiots in love; humor; canon compliant.
Tadashi ends up bringing him dinner in the bedroom, testing the office chair’s durability by fitting himself on Kei’s lap. “You could get some inspiration from the internet,” he mumbles, watching the cursor on the screen blinking against a blank document.
“The internet didn’t go through the painful torture of watching the dumbest mating ritual of the animal kingdom,” he grumbles. Tadashi’s chuckle tickles Kei’s neck, a huff of hot breath warming him to his core. If Kageyama and Hinata feel even half of this for each other —and he thinks they do— Kei owes them a nice fucking speech.
After all, he had witnessed their weird courtship from the front row. Who better than him to tell the world about just how much those two idiots were meant for each other?
[Or: Kageyama and Hinata's relationship through Tsukishima's eyes as he tries to write his best man speech.]
for certain | tsukiyama | rated T | 7.5k | marriage proposal
Tsukishima Kei has a secret. He's always been good at keeping them, whether it's a secret concerning someone else or a secret about himself. Especially when it's a secret about himself. Akiteru's told him multiple times that trying to pry information out of him is like pulling teeth, to which Kei usually replies something like, "You might as well quit, then, it's not like you're gonna be a dentist anytime soon".
But this secret is special. It happens to be about him and someone else. Namely, his long-term boyfriend Yamaguchi Tadashi.
Tsukishima's friends torment help him while he tries to figure out how to propose to Yamaguchi. Let's hope they don't burn down any buildings in the process.
He knew. He always knew. Tadashi wasn’t stupid. He never had been. And if you took him as it, you wouldn’t know what was coming for you.
Tadashi always knew Kei had been cheating on him. From the day it began. He watched as Kei slowly began showing less interest. He always knew who it was. Kageyama. He didn’t think Kageyama had it in him to fuck a married man. How Kageyamas eyes would wander farther than they should’ve. He always knew when Kei would make excuses. As to why he’s not home. Why he’s not sleeping in their shared bed. Why he’s working way later than usual. He always knew he was really going to Kageyamas house. Kei wasn’t as sly as he thought. Considering both Kageyama and Hinata lived a few houses away. He always knew he was talked about. He had ears everywhere. He always knew when Kei and Kageyama would be shit talking him. But….
What he didn’t know, was that Akiteru had one of the biggest dicks he had ever seen. And it made him cum harder that Kei ever had.