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firedragon1321 · 6 months
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Trump is making a college and never more have I wanted to be a monkey just to fling my own shit at something. Him. The college. I'm not sure what. A monkey never judges. Ookie ookie toss your dookie.
(The source I linked does mentioned this is in his 2024 Presidential victory plan, so please fucking VOTE!)
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morffyne · 2 years
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So long, Sandy
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trmpt · 8 months
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dappercyborg · 5 months
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angelx1992 · 5 days
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sher-ee · 9 days
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Is it finally sinking in?
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moonbean88 · 3 months
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jonostroveart · 7 months
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Sketchy Argument
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beauty-funny-trippy · 3 months
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firedragon1321 · 1 year
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A Short Drama in Two Acts
Act 1
Orange Clown Manchild: *uses Twitter*
Me: Nah, I’m not goin’ near that.
Orange Clown Manchild: *is banned from Twitter*
Me: I might as well check it out. It’s not like I have a Tumblr.
Act 2
Space Clown Manchild: *buys Twitter*
Me: Uh, I better leave before shit hits the fan.
Space Clown Manchild: *burns Twitter to the ground*
Me: lel
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johnthestitcher · 26 days
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brokehorrorfan · 8 months
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Grifters — They'll get theirs in the end!
The mug shot seen 'round the world is in the toilet where it belongs. My Ghoulies parody design is available on 3.25x5 stickers for $3 at Witter Entertainment.
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tarottchotchkes · 4 months
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It's NOT the Death Card - It's the Five of Cups!
'Psychic' predicts outcome of 2024 election in regards to The Orange One - pulls Five of Cups - but Fox reports it as Death card. It's ONLY Fox News - I don't know why I am upset, but the Five of Cups card is far more revealing than the Death card in this application.
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deanwasalwaysbi · 24 days
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Republican talking heads are trying to blame Biden for Easter moving to trans visibility day, which has been celebrated on March 31st since 2009.
Trans Day of Visibility and Easter also coincided in 2019, when Donald Trump was president. Obviously, he will be issuing his sincere apology any moment now.
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See, while calendar days do not move, Easter moves to follow the full moon, passover, and the days of the week. Passover is in April this year, but Easter is falling a month early as Christianity doesn't account for Hebrew leap years. So really, it's the Catholic Crutch that decided to combine the two holidays celebrated by finding and cracking pastel eggs.
They're also claiming to be upset about the language requesting artwork not be overly religious or political. Language that has not changed for the last 45 years, and was in place when Trump was President.
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Fox and Trump are understandably upset that Dark Brandon has such sway over the calendar, the Catholic church, and, of course, the literal phases of the moon. But maybe if Pope Francis trusts him with such important decisions, we should too.
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angelx1992 · 3 days
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