if the jury has a million haters, i am one of them. if it has ten haters, i am one of them. if it has one hater, it’s me. if it has none, i’ve been crushed by loreen’s sandwich press.
For this momentous event of our beloved Hiccup, what is your most favorite thing about him?
And if I say everything? Honestly, I love all of him, his personality, his life, everything he has done, all of his unbelievable achievements and every funny little gesture he makes, i love his fluffy looking hair, his beautiful and wonderfully green eyes, his cute nose, the incredible amount of freckles on his face, the tiny braids in his hair, the little scar on his chin, I love his smile, I love the way he talks and uses body language, I love how funny and sassy he is, how kind and compassionate he is, as well as brave. I love how smart he is, inventing and creating things and ideas that don’t even exist in this time, how strong he is, having the strength to push through and forget about everything he was taught all his life to save the life of a dragon, and to stand against his father and entire village just to prove to them that dragons weren’t what they made them out to be. I love how good of a friend he is to Toothless, how he chats with him and plays with him, and how they do everything together. I love how amazing of a leader, chief, friend, son and father he is. I love his soul and his heart. I love his story and everything he stands for. He is an incredible person.
Happy birthday, Hiccup. May your story continue to exist and inspire people for many many more years 💚🐉
You ever been in the lobby with your best crow an' you accidentally touch hands? You think to yourself: "That was weird, but.... I'm not gay."
You are. You are gay.
Accordin' to the BL/ind definition of gay enacted by Ms. Director, you are gay. Also if you ever make eye contact with a Killjoy in a clap: you're gay. If you try to put a draculoid mask on a Killjoy? You're gay. Totally gay.
LOVE GIMME LOVE GIMME LOVE I DON’T NEED IT BUT I’LL TAKE WHAT I WANT FROM YOUR HEART AND I’LL KEEP IT IN A BAG (IN A BOX) PUT AN X ON THE FLOOR GIMME MORE GIMME MORE GIMME MORE