#true story tho

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

I was going through some older writing and I found this and I feel like you all need to understand the vision.

‘Why is the only Monopoly board you have Simpsons themed?’ 

“You’re so lucky that Foolish likes you, or you would be so insanely dead right now, 18.”

‘You couldn’t kill me if you tried.’

“Sorry, didn’t hear you there. I don’t take shit from bitches that refuse to leave creative mode.”

And I just-it's not perfect but if this is the only thing on my obituary when I die then I die happy.

#qsmp #qsmp tubbo #qsmp agent 18 #agent 18 #true story tho #because my family ONLY had Simpsons Monopoly #and for the longest time I thought that was normal monopoly #when everyone talked about Monopoly they were talking about the simpsons monopoly #I didn't know there were any other versions

[fairydrowning]

Big fan of making everyone around me feel loved and big fan of eating cupcakes and pasta.

#true story tho #light academia #dark academia #dark acadamia aesthetic #excerpts #fragments #poetry #books & libraries #romanticism #funny quotes #funny tumblr #chaotic aesthetic #chaotic academia #on love #on life #spilled love #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #words #light academism #books and writing #writings on tumblr #poets and writers #writings #classic literature #classic academia #spilled words #spilled poem #spilled poetry

[wolfstardaughter-jj]

Sirius: funny story...I may or may have lost James' glasses earlier today. And my brother's friends were at home so it was a little difficult BUT I eventually found some glasses that looked like his but I couldn't tell if it was his cause it could be my brother's friend's glasses so I gave it a sniff and knew it was his-

Remus: YOU SNIFFED IT?!?

Sirius: I mean it was the only way to see if-

Remus: As if your animagus being a dog wasn't enough, you act like a dog in human form too. *Shakes head*

Sirius: So what!?? James has this smell, like his usual cologne with a mix of wet gras-

Remus: okay that's enough, I don't wanna hear it.

#true story tho #i accidentally left my glasses to my friend the other day and forgot to get it back and its still with him💀 #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #regulus black #animagus #wolfstar #marauders #moony #padfoot #prongs #wormtail #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #remus loves sirius #moony x padfoot #remus x sirius #sirius loves remus #marauders fandom #the marauders #marauders headcanon #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders era #sirius and remus

[koool-thing]

Today I was sitting in class and all of a sudden the breath hitch in my throat and it felt like my heart for a million times faster. I could feel my pupils go wide like in that one Gumball episode where Gumball and Darwin were too happy they got everyone sick. I tightly gripped on to my desk, a weak attempt to keep myself grounded. I wanted to rip off my hoodie, but I was too weak and fell to the floor before I could, I was hot in the unattractive way and it did NOT feel good. I had landed on my knees and the pain was excrucating, but my hands were supporting me too. I could feel myself shaking violently, and this was no epileptic reaction this time. The world was spinning and I knew what was going to happen. I was about to die. Then I landed face first into the hard floor and actually died. All because of a video.

You should see it though, it's always an experience when I watch it fr (it contains flashing lights)

#will toledo #car seat headrest #Csh #why am I so dramatic #true story tho #once I was in class and I fell backward while I was in my seat and despite how loud it was nobody cared enough to see if I was ok #Idk why I wrote that entire paragraph maybe spend too much time on ao3 #Youtube

[urgrossdaughter]

Once a man dmed me that hed walk on glass to sniff my 🧍‍♀️ you know🧍‍♀️ men r freaks & that's that

#joke #true story tho #deeply distributed #dirstubing

[innitmarvellous]

#books #reading #quotes #the picture of dorian gray #oscar wilde #true story tho #i know it sounds a bit corny to say that but #ever since i read the quote in the book i remember it whenever i start another of my self-pity/self-hate orgies #and now i kind of realise how selfish this kind of behavior is...truly just a way to escape from others blaming me

[aggressionbread]

Modern love story

"oh so how did you two get together?"

"we put our Minecraft beds next to each other and the rest was history..."

#true story tho #you know it's real when the Minecraft beds go together

[somerandomjewelleryonthefloor]

netflix: *takes rtte down off of its site*

Me: Netflix if you dont put this damn series back on your site imma stop using you to watch series & movies.

Netflix (4 days later): *puts it back on its site*

Me: thats what I thought c^nt

#true story tho #netflix took RTTE down in my region #but after a few days it was back up #im pretty sure netflix listened to me #anyway- #twstaddict17 #rtte

[corpocyborg]

V decided to use her flying car to see what’s outside Night City. Spoiler alert: hills. Hills everywhere. Also her car got stuck in the sand and she can’t get over the fence back to Night City. Send help.

#please ignore me i'm just being silly hahaha #i used the flight mod to exit the border of night city and i can't get back in #it's just hills out here #send help #cyberpunk 2077 #shitpost #true story tho

[drdynamic]

  “One of my knucklehead coworkers keeps putting a disposable coffee filter inside the brewer’s reusable one. That’s a waste of good caffeine right there...”

#hello again everybody! (ic) #true story tho #me @ work: tf is this bean flavored la croix doin takin up space in /MY/ COFFEE POT

[coralcrow-and-co]

Thinking about that time I saw a house opposite a church and the homeowner had lined up their three “six” bins next to each other.

#I don’t even know how to tag this #true story tho

[oceanno]

Getting extensions for assignments is so easy sometimes like “had allergies (no proof) and my flight was delayed (also no proof and this one made me stress cry on the ride home) can I have 3 more days” and they’re like “why not 6? Xx”

#true story tho #cc

[wind-on-the-panes]

Me: likes cute stuff and happy endings

People: aww we can see that in your art :)

Me: does a silent comic where a fox man kills a bunch of babies in revenge for the death of his own litter.

People:

People: Are you okay?

Me: Tragedy :)

#true story tho #some people picked that comic up and were very. disturbed #the best one was a 9yo tho #i warned her dad it was disturbing #but she insisted #the next day she chased me down the event to give me a fanart of the murder fox #best fanart ever :>

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

25?

25:My idea of a perfect date

Embarrassing story time.... So the way I figured out my interest in the boy (it was like getting hit by a truck, I just suddenly realised 'oh no I'm interested in this boy' with literally that suddenness), was to do with something like this question. I saw some advertisement for a live version of Handel's Messiah. I randomly thought 'that would be an amazing date'. Then I thought '[the boy and his sister, who I'm good friends with] went to the MSO version of the Messiah last year, and he was very enthusiastic about it'... and that was when it hit me, lol.

So yes, my idea of a perfect date would be going and seeing a live version of Handel's Messiah. However, that comes with a caveat: that's definitely not first-date material, but it would be the sort of thing I would love further down the line, go to the Messiah with my boyfriend, if that ever comes to be. I don't know why I have such a strong attachment to it, even, but it's strong enough that I've literally considered going to it this year and rejected that idea - at least for now, I'm waiting until God finds me a boyfriend, and we can go together.

it may never happen but that doesn't stop me wanting it

#the boy #yes this is embarrassing #true story tho #ask #asks #thanks for the ask #i guess #lol

[ficlibrarie]

me: enjoying a fic

fic: hi! you’re enjoying me right!

me: yeah! and i love your tags!

fic: wouldn’t it be funny if they weren’t true tho

me: what-?

fic: pregnancy au, mpreg, untagged smut, watersports, affectionate cannibalism

me now crying: what the fuc-

#true story tho #tags and all #all untagged #please tag your shit #please im begging #wtf even is affectionate cannibalism #that’s not how it works #its literal cannibalism #anyways y’all see the world cup performance by jk?

[romanticallyghosting]

you ever feel like you gotta bark at a person?

I mean sometimes yes but also the last person to bark at me was homophobic and doesn't believe in global warming so out of pure fear of being compared to them i tuck it deep in my soul

why do you ask anon??

#true story tho #anon :) #ghostly answers