Roman: I can’t believe you don’t like orange juice.
Virgil: I’m sorry. It’s just not my thing.
Logan: You like other types of juice and you like oranges. It’s illogical that you don’t like orange juice.
Virgil: Shut up. You don’t like SpongeBob.
Roman: *gasps* YOU DON’T LIKE SPONGEBOB?
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“Natural selection, as it has operated in human history, favours not only the clever, but the murderous.”
- Barbara Ehrenreich
“Unless you learn to face your own shadows, you will continue to see them in others, because the world outside of you is only a reflection of the world inside of you.” 🌎
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Venire a sapere, che, chi mi ha bullizzata per anni alle superiori adesso ha finito gli studi di psicologia e quasi lavora, mi fa incazzare veramente tanto.
Io spero che questo elemento, abbia capito gli errori che fatto, il male che ha provocato, non solo a me, ma a tutte le altre persone che ha fatto star così male da cambiare classe.
Magari studiando queste cose qualcosa l'ha capita.
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lavender brown got more hate for having a crush on a fellow housemate than severus bullied neville until the poor boy made him his boggart
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Stiles: Imagine getting paid for being adorable
Scott: You'd be incredibly broke
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Once a cheater,
Always a cheater.
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sam: wait- did you just flirt with me?
bucky: have been for 2 years thanks for noticing
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True "Gratitude" - https://ift.tt/3aytU9A
Rosé: You're losing a lot of blood! What's your blood type!?
Grendon: We're trying to, but you were just stabbed!
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Be faithful though it so hard to.....
Manga: Boku no Namae Shounen A
When I die, don’t be telling anyone who you know don’t like me.
Link: I was on a walk, and these two dogs just started barking at Revali, and I couldn’t let my boy be outnumbered, so I started barking too.
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If you don't furnish your brain with what everyone knows, then it will furnish itself with what no one else knows!
Jane Smiley, The All-True Travels and Adventures of Lidie Newton
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Your only competition is your former self.
(Don’t forget to love that self too.)
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mono: i feel like i can be myself around you
six: you’re weird and loud around me.
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