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virgamsysxvolumes · 4 months
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From >THIS< universe
If he was honest Red Hood would have admitted that he had been completely wired and hostile despite trying to be just cautious about the new masks on the scene. They had been doing genuine good after all; avoiding actual combat and focusing entirely on rescuing and healing civilians unless Little Brother was threatened. But the rumors...Little Brother could create a glowing green liquid that healed the people he touched with it no matter how grievous the injury. It was rumored he had even managed to reattach limbs. There was only ever one liquid that Red Hood had ever known able to come close to that.
As it turned out though, he was wrong. He had gotten his chance to meet the Rabbit Siblings on a shootout gone bad, really bad. He had been fighting for as long as he could, holding as much of his insides inside for as long as he could while his own guys evacuated as many of the bystanders as they could. He won of course but his vision had been blurring badly and he was still standing on willpower alone. If he were honest he would admit that he thought he would die standing there.
Instead he blinked for just a moment, just a moment, and suddenly he was cradled in someone's arms and being carried off. He couldn't really move, the blood loss had made him weak and almost delirious. He blinked again and he was laying on the cold asphalt of the dark city that he knew would one day be his grave. But there was a small rabbit masked person looming over him with vibrant, luminous green lenses staring down at him. They said something to him, their robotic voice echoing eerily but he just couldn't process what was said before a gentle glowing green filled his vision.
It wasn't the same green, he thought he would always be able to identify that horrible acidic green that had ruined his life as much as it had ruined his death. But this green was the kind of green cartoons used to show radioactivity; it was bright and eerie but not even close to that dull acidic green that haunted his nightmares. He almost laughed, it didn't hurt either. Instead of bubbling burning heat or Lazarus; there was a cool, somewhat slimy feeling, like jello sliding over the skin.
The dizziness gradually left him, a lot of the fight and anger that was always simmering just beneath his skin draining out as exhaustion replaced it. He drifted, his mind slipping between just surrendering to sleep and his willpower demanding he stay awake. He felt less delirious but still exhausted.
"There you are~" Little Brother sang, Red Hood understood him that time. It seemed the healing left his mind a little clearer at least. "Is your family coming to get you? My Big Sister will be back soon."
"No...no my family isn't coming for me." Red Hood sighed, even through the voice changer in his helmet he sounded exhausted.
"Oh noooo, do you need a ride home?" Little Brother asked, tilting his head. The bunny helmet made it almost comical if it weren't a little creepy.
"I'll be fine kid. I'll call for a pick up." Red Hood couldn't help but snort.
They were interrupted as Big Sister landed next to them carrying one of his more burly men in a bridal carry. The thump of her weight crashing down beside them was a bit loud and startling but she landed with grace and elegance. Her limbs seemed longer than they should be, the armor reinforced and dangerous. Little Brother perked up at the sight of her his attention drawn away from Red Hood.
"Is that the last one?" Little Brother asked, Big Sister nodded refraining from responding verbally it seemed.
Big Sister laid out his goon, Jerry if he recalled, beside Red Hood and Little Brother abandoned his side to loom over Jerry. His hands glowed green as the green floaty goo from before filled his hands. His hands hovered over Jerry's wounds, he didn't look like he was breathing but Red Hood was too out of it to be sure. The liquid seeped into the wounds and they healed, visible to the naked eye the wounds pushed bullets and shrapnel out of the open wounds before sealing behind them like the wounds had never been there at all.
The liquid moved like it didn't understand how gravity was supposed to work; thick, viscous, and glowing. One would think it looked like Lazarus Water, anyone that had only seen Lazarus Water once or twice and was not as intimately familiar might have even mistaken it. But it was cleaner somehow, cold in a soothing sort of way, and less violent somehow. Red Hood never would have described Lazarus Water as violent before, but seeing and feeling this liquid he couldn't think of the Waters as anything but violent from then on.
"Did you call your ride?" A more feminine but still robotic voice interrupted Red Hood's thoughts, drawing his attention to the tall Big Sister looming just over him. He swallowed, before nodding. Oracle likely already knew what was happening and was sending someone to pick them up, Big Sister only nodded.
"All done~, good as new. Try not to play so rough next time." Little Brother teased. "Next time you'll end up like Sleeping Beauty if you play so rough! I don't think I could find your true love to wake you up either."
Little Brother shrugged in dismay shaking his head. Red Hood didn't know whether to laugh or cry about that kind of storybook comparison. Did this kid really think they were just playing too rough or was this some kind of weird taunting? He was way too out of it to tell anymore and he just wanted to go home and sleep.
"Ugh, you got it kid." Red Hood groaned instead putting his hands over the visor of his helmet and contemplating his life choices. Little Brother laughed a little, seemingly delighted by his response and Big Sister audibly sighed.
"Time to go home Little Brother." Big Sister announced.
Little Brother nodded and hopped to his feet, a white ring of light appearing beside Big Sister. The two grabbed each other's hands and vanished into the ring of light, the light collapsing in like a dying star and vanishing completely as though they had never been there to begin with.
"What a night huh." Oracle remarked into Red Hood's ear over the comms.
"Fuck off and send somebody to scrape me off the pavement already." Red Hood complained. Oracle laughed, the sound clearly relieved despite the teasing.
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trexalicious · 1 month
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Her engagement ring is back but didn't she change the original to a pave/diamante band? This looks thicker as does the Welsh gold band now worn in front...🤔
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"I'm starting to wonderrrr, if my extremely stupid and recklesssss? Decision?? Was stupid and reckless and maybe baaaad??"
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mikkeneko · 1 year
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PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.
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t00thpasteface · 6 months
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"it's very problematic to make your space aliens autistic-coded" SPEAK FOR YOURSELF 👽👽👽👽👽🛸🛸🛸 ALIEN LASER BLAST ATTACK ✨✨✨🌠🌠🌠🌠🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
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nerdpoe · 6 months
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Danny, after going on a walk through the Ghost Zone, comes across a very friendly couple who quasi-adopt him.
They're super cool, too!
They used to be a part of a traveling circus, and they know how to do all sorts of neat tricks and flips and they teach him how to do them too!
Honestly, with their help his flying becomes next level; they forced him to obey gravity long enough to learn how to ignore it without using his abilities, and as such he gets a greater understanding of how to maneuver through it.
So when his Freshman class goes to Gotham on a field trip (scare tactic to prevent them from becoming drop outs because "oh if you drop out you'll resort to being a thug and you'll be trapped in this cursed city foreverrrrrr ooooooooo~") Danny decides to show off to Sam and Tucker in a small park.
He does a quadruple flip off of a wall he ran up.
Barbara stares in disbelief through her cameras.
That.
That shouldn't be possible?
She calls Dick to ask if he had any siblings or cousins he wasn't aware of.
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jtem · 1 year
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baggvinshield · 7 months
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crowley. rocking up to the apocalypse battle armed with only a tool of creation. a demon who never fired a gun until his forbidden love roped him into participating in a homoerotic public trustfall. designing all the work he did for hell to spread negativity over such a large number of people that to each individual it would just be a drop in the bucket. babygirl there is something about you.
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frownyalfred · 5 months
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this except it’s Brucie Wayne doing this during some company team building event and absolutely traumatizing an entire cohort of interns at Wayne Enterprises
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wispscribbles · 8 days
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do you think like. when ghost and soap were kids they competed in like some kind of sport? I’m trying to think of sports they have in Europe.
yeah idk jus a little thought I had. Johnny seems like the kind of child to play rugby. what other sports are there in Europe?
I keep thinking abt American football. I would play rugby if I could (I can’t)
I think Soap canonically played football (soccer) ! I love that for him. As for Ghost, I doubt his parents would pay for any lessons or hobbies. Does getting into fights count as a sport? I do have a headcanon that he was interested in ballet, but never told a living soul
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dcbatbitches · 3 months
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Consider, Cassandra Cain does lion dance.
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fallowhearth · 5 months
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The true Australian online experience is seeing everyone do holiday posting one day after the holiday happened for you
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cairafea · 5 months
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he makes this joke every time.
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lesbiananglerfish · 5 months
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Trick ‘r treat!!
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Happy Halloween! Have this dumb meme
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kagooleo · 5 months
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my main reasoning for timeskip!silv having long hair is for the sole purpose of dragon baby storage
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the modern pokeworld’s medusa if you will
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cbge · 2 months
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they are. like bugs to me
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