The Adventures of the Dreamship Error
or the Traumschiff Surprise x The Terror mashup I felt like we all needed in these tiring times
translation under the cut
Francis: did your bring your passport?
James: of course
Francis: closed the windows?
James: yes, I even closed the blinds!
Francis: oh for the love of god, stop closing the blinds all the time, that way everyone immediately knows we're not home!
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Francis: he isn’t even a pureblooded Vulcanette
James: am too!
Francis: nooo you’re a mongrel dog!
James: gasping
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Francis: there is something, that you still need to know
James: what is it?
Francis: I’m… an absolute loser in bed
James: Francis! Me too!
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Off screen: oh! Someone laid down on the floor!
Francis: yes. That is John
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Francis: Ow! Schrotty are you insane!
James: mutiny!
Francis: Do that one more time and you’ll be sleeping in a single bedroom in Honolulu!
James: absolutely, ey
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James: Pulle (Bones) was right. I’m simply too fat!
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Hickey: Captain?
James: careful, don’t get too close
Hickey: the measuring of the automatic control system shows a certain smooth factor. They’re using strong vibrating modulations to push through to us.
Francis: and… so?
Hickey: should I let them penetrate, Captain?!
James: gasping
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Francis: And what are you supposed to be?
James: I’m the Captain
Francis: pft, you just fucked your way to the top
James: so? What’sthe issue with that?
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Sir John: Pugspeed!
Silence
Sir John: Pugspeed!
Gore: Captain, begging your pardon, but pug speed is currently kinda dumb
Sir John: why
Gore: we’ve got weasel damage
Sir John: very well, time to go home!
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Jopson’s line: it’s ok daddy, you can count on me!
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Lady Jane: there they are!
Barrow: I can’t believe it, how can someone get so far off course?
Lady Jane: contact them at once!
James Ross: they’re at the arse end of the world?
John Ross: does that surprise you?
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Francis: do you even know who I am? My name is Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier, Captain of the Terror, and i carry both the responsibility for that sofa, as well as for my crew of over 40 men! And I’m telling you, it’s not easy to feed that many mouths
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this is for my fellow Germans:
Mops-Geschwindigkeit!
Nach jahrelangem "das müssten wir eigentlich mal machen" sind wir (@hipsterfangirlfashion) endlich als Crew der Traumschiff Surprise unterwegs gewesen!
Ich war Käpt'n Kork, mit @lovetrashcan als Spucky und @jennyallalong als Schrotty
for confused people: I think this trailer speaks for itself, even if you don't understand German, but tl;dr (tl;ds?dw?) it's a famous German parody trios second movie (first one was about westerns) and it is hilarious!
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sometimes I pity non-German speaking people due to the mere fact that they’ll never be able to experience the joy and the magic that is (T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1
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