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✨👽 This isn’t [ AGENT U ] walking with [ AGENT Y ] towards the Brooklyn Battery Ventilation Tunnel. You did not see that he looks like [ CHRIS PRATT ] and you do not know that he is [ 36 ] years old. You have never known him to be [ IMPULSIVE ] and [ MEDDLESOME ], and have never heard of him being [ LOYAL ] and [ IMAGINATIVE ], even though he has been with the Agency for [ 6 ] years. [ Flynnie | 23 | mst | trash/trashette ]

*insert beatboxing beat* My name is Flynnie and I am here to say that Agent U is here to staaaaayyyy. Ayyyyyeeeeeeee. Okay but in all seriousness, I'm excited to be here. Here's some more detail on Agent U:

His dad was a "firefighter" who "died" in a big fire. But Agent U later learned that he had joined the MIB because the fire was caused by a manic alien bent on burning the city down. His dad died on that mission.

The Thing directed by John Carpenter is his favorite movie. But E.T. is a close second.

Catches Agent Y humming Malibu by Miley Cyrus on the DAILY.

*Will probably change later on, who knows.

PERSONALITY:

HE'S A PRICK ( BUT WITH A HEART OF GOLD ). While he can be undeniably "lovable" – you'd be more inclined to say that he is a complete and utter dickhead. He doesn't shy away from making a joke, even if it's at someone else's expense. OR if you are generally a shithead. Agent Y. But despite that, he is loyal sometimes to a fault.

FOOL FOR LOVE. In all other respects, he is a wildcard. In the field. At the desk doing paperwork. He is impulsive and never seemingly thinks things through. Which makes people who know him wonder why he only loses his head when there's romance involved. What can he say, he's a hopeless romantic at heart. He just wants to find one person in their rotten world who he can undoubtedly believe in. He doesn't know why he does this, but maybe it's the idea of being a 'hero' for someone is what gives him a sense of meaning beyond the MIB. Someone to ground him.

He likes to create his own gadgets than using the agencies at times. But his creations aren’t the greatest, they are the knock-off of the knock-off. But that doesn't mean he isn’t smart either, he's just lazy and over-commits.

WITTY AS FUCK. Need I say more?

WANTED CONNECTIONS: BECAUSE I AM NOT ORIGINAL HERE ARE SOME MUSE A AND B SHIT I WOULD LOVE TO GO THROUGH EMOTIONALLY.

Muse a and muse b have had a flirtationship going on for quite some time. they’ve always hinted at feelings toward another in conversation, never outright saying it. AKA slow-burn romance.

Muse a and muse b didn’t meet each other on the best terms – muse b was in muse a’s bed…with muse a’s significant other.

muse a and muse b work together and while they aren’t each other’s favorites, they have common workplace enemies. So they gossip n shit.

Muse b always pushing muse a to do/better. And muse A telling them to fuck off, but secretly appreciates them. deeep deeeeepp down.

Friends who bring out the worst in each other.

#mib:intro #lol please accept me <3 #❮ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ || ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ ᴜ ❯

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