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emoelrics · 10 months
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asaden nation how are we feeling.....
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Ever had a crush on a Tumblr mutual? If not, are you even on Tumblr ?
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trash-mammall · 1 year
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rip dirk gently you would’ve LOVED the new barbie movie
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prosk8r · 7 months
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I honestly am so mean to my baldurs gate companions and I don't even mean to be lmao, I gave gale eldritch blast but the game put it right next to his heart explode thing and I accidentally blew him up in the middle of an incredibly minor combat
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blogbytrashtalker · 12 hours
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I'm just too tired for another talking stage.
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kingfredericks · 14 days
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PRINCE IANTHE NABERIUS? KIRIONA GAIA THE EMPERORS ONLY DAUGHTER. OKAY WHAT IS GOING ON
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lorripie · 2 days
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BAAABBEEE let me climb on your face and make a mess 🤤
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cutiefangz · 7 months
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love accidentally finding mutuals from twitter on here
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trashylvania · 2 years
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Bruh wtf i haven't accessed this dumbass account for a while, you have got to be kidding me that these goddamn money-grubbing nonhumans that run this hellscape of a website actually expect a GENUINE CURRENCY as a fucking reward for not experiencing the visceral disgust I feel from witnessing *advertisements* in **my own fucking feed of my own fucking posts**
Cannot imagine the unauthorized consumerist tragedies random people are being subjected to while scrolling my fucking blog
C*rp*r*tists can enjoy the fucking w*ll (in minecraft, ofc) thanks 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
fuck this entire site, really turned into a piece of shit, hope you made back even a fraction of your fucking absolute piece of shit excuse for an investment, yahoo (negative *how many million?*) lmfao😂🙄😎
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Everyone’s like nooo don’t text your ex
But I do be texting my ex
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emoelrics · 10 months
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i really wonder what asa and denji’s next interaction will be like. it’s either
a) kabedon
b) denji is betrayed by asa bc he thinks she was using him to steal his credit
c) denji is angry and gets into a fight with asa
d) yoshida intervenes (yes i must always include him in the narrative)
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I need a friend who will listen to my bakwaas all day :)
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trash-mammall · 1 year
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staring at spideypool like i wish i’d been born a boy :/
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prosk8r · 9 months
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APPROACH THE WORLD WITH CHILDLIKE WONDER OR BE SMITTEN BY MY ENERGY BEAM
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blogbytrashtalker · 12 hours
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ugh just block me instead of replying late .
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kingfredericks · 2 days
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things my euro teacher has said
cesare borgia was a sorry excuse for a human being 
a ruler sometimes just needs to take their paw and slap someone in the face with it 
you know why charles viii established the first standing army? because it’s easier to fight standing than laying down or sitting 
what did they call the matriarchy of the fuggers? a mother fugger
alright special price on indulgences! buy one murder get an adultery free 
our friend shouldn’t have been barbecued 
we got this clown in front of the church saying shoobeedoobeedooah
the number 1 rule of european history is when the peasants get hungry, they get grumpy
she was a few fries short of a happy meal
how did french calvinists tie their shoes? hugueknots! 
when we talk about the counter reformation we aren’t talking about kitchens
you couldn’t navigate out of a wet paper bag
i think columbus day should be national lost day because no one was more lost than him 
his massive ego was probably as large as his habsburg chin 
spent the entire class making czech jokes
he was 5! he was still trying to go to the potty on time
you could say jean baptiste was giving a colbert report
this is the key to unlock locke 
it was peacetime in england so the standing army had to sit
protestants had the right to bare arms while the catholics had to wear long sleeves
the difference between putins regime and the soviet unions regime? different flag. 
i’m not a violent person but if i met rousseau i would definitely punch him 
i don’t know what the people who wrote this book were smoking 
it was a big juicy peach that frederick just needed to grab 
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