#trash humor

[miss-celestial-being]

this is...

THE TRASH

all unwanted things go here ;)

#pls ignore #this is for my new nav #boredbeestalk #trash can humor #trash humor

[unreliablesnake]

You are the kretén wolf who etted meg my brother.

#i remember when this was circulating as an mp3 file back in the dark ages #hungarian #hunglish #trash humor

[braindamaged007]

#trash panda #racoons #racoon #oof lmao #memes #lol memes #dark comedy #self deprecating humor #stupid humor #dank humor #dank memes #meme #lmao #dank meme #dankmemes #lol #lmaooo #funny meme #darkhumourmemes #lol wtf #dark memes #dark humor #wtf lmao #dankest memes #funny memes #lmao what #omg humor #humor #relatable memes #stolen memes

[warandpeas]

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#Axe murderer #book #book club #books #comic #comic strip #comic strips #comics #elizabeth pich #funnies #funny #ghost #Ghost writer #ghosts #ghostwriter #humor #jonathan kunz #lol #Novel #trash #war and peas #webcomic

[fictional2dcharacters]

When Cale gains a new ancient power or ability, he never tells anyone. The only way you know of his powers is if he uses them in a fight or you were there when he got it.

No one knew about Record until Cale used it trying to find the White Stars reincarnations. Heck, they still don’t know what that was.

To them, Cale just suddenly gained the ability to remember everything he read and he was also getting a fever from it, so no one knows what that was.

When he used Instant to destroy to the statues, NO ONE knew whatever THE FUCK THAT WAS—LIKE— Cale transcended time to destroy and statue, and then he looked like he took a shower in KNIVES SOMEHOW?? AND THEN HIS PLATE STARTED TO BREAK???

When Cale first used the super rock in the gorge of death no one knew a single thing about whatever the fuck was happening, but they just had to accept it

[this bit was added on later- whenever Cale used the “Blood-drenched rock” or whatever it was called while he was trying to use Embrace on the White Star, and he ended up using Embrace on one of the White Stars attacks but the button or whatever was holding it started to break so it was basically a bomb and he just ran through the castle like a mad man, and to everyone else it looked like Cale was covered in blood. Absolutely no one had any clue that he wasn’t in fact bleeding from everywhere on his body so that’s literally what they were assuming]

When Cale helped the Jungle because Arm had taken an island hostage and rigged dead mana bombs around the shore and everyone’s like

“oh no, what do we do, if we try to take it back all the hostages will die” and Cale is just like “leave it to me. I will eat all of the dead mana” LIKE SIR-💀

THAT IS NOT A NORMAL THING TO SAY.

And then they go along with the plan anyways!?! AND THEN CALE STARTS CONTROLLING THE FUCKING TREES???

AND THE ALLIES JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT AND KEEP GOING WITH THE PLAN BECAUSE IF THEY DON’T EVERYTHING WOULD GO TO SHIT?

Just-

Cale:*reveals a new power in the heat of battle*

The enemies:😨

The allies:😨

#tcf #lcf #lout of the count’s family #totcf #tcf novel #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the counts family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf ancient powers #tcf meme #Cales allies are literally just as confused as the enemies when Cale uses a new power #and they all just have to stfu and go with it #Cale needs to learn that he CANNOT run through the whole ass palace looking like he just jumped into a blender and then just not explain

[blueteller]

Cale lying to us about the very premise of his own story be like...

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #meme #tcf meme #humor #tcf humor #cale is a total clown #this poor unlucky bastard #let him dream

[murasaki-cha]

Unapologetically one of the funniest TCF scenes in the entire novel is that one time Cale passed out during the battle on the Molden Kingdom on that maze(and he was under an illusion spell) and when he woke up Raon was screaming how he'd kill all the enemies and destroying the maze's walls, everyone was going apeshit and than Choi Han just pulls up next to Cale after seeing him wake up and he was COVERED IN BLOOD and than it just kind of went:

Cale: *staring at the chaos* ....what the-

Cale: Why is Raon screaming that he'll kill everyone? And Choi Han are you covered in blood??

Choi Han: *looks down* .... I guess

Cale: How long was I out for!?

Cale: *thinking* look at all this destruction and chaos! I must have been out for like 30 minutes at least, hours maybe-

Choi Han: *looks down on his wrist that doesn't have a watch* Around 10 minutes give or take I guess

Cale: ...... wHAT-

#pure chaos #the calefam put the fear of god (not that one) on Cale that day #tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #cale henituse #choi han #raon miru #tcf humor #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes

[he4d-banger]

Cale: I don't like cats

Also Cale:

#trash of the count's family #tcf #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf thoughts #lcf cale #Sir Rex #cat #Cats in power

[chibird]

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#humor #comic #raccoon #trash #boba #bubble tea

[birb-catto]

Man only appeared TWICE in the novel (once near Part 1 ending and another in the side stories AND not even in his og body but in Team Leader KRS's body) but there's so much content about him that it's crazy.

(Go on don't mind me I'm just gonna stand beside the fandom buffet table and eat my fill)

#cheers to our favorite trashy redhead #trash of the count's family #tcf #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #tcf meme #tcf humor #og cale #og!cale henituse

[rejectingrepublicans]

#republican assholes #traitor trump #crooked donald #political humor #maga morons #MAGAts #resist #Trump trash #deplorables

[xx3bvvx]

I am not scared of anyone:

Cale: I AM NOY SCARED OF ANYONE.

Alberu: ..... I am telling Ron and Eruhaben-nim.

Cale: No hyung wait-.

#he is a lier #ron gave him lemonade:D #Goldie scolded him #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #tcf #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #tcf meme #tcf humor #ron molan #eruhaben

[vildo]

#tolkien #shitpost #tumblr trash #jirt #j r r tolkien #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect tolkien #lord of the rings #lotr trash #lotr humor #lotr crack #lotrdaily #lotr #boromir #fellowship of the ring #fotr #lotr films #lotr fotr #pippin #gandalf #aragorn #frodo #sam #gimli #legolas #caradhras #lotr fandom #inaccurate lotr #lotr shitpost #incorrect lotr quotes

[braindamaged007]

#racoon #normalize it #cute pets #trash panda #dank humor #dankmemes #dank meme #dank memes #meme #lol memes #memes #fresh memes #funny memes #funny meme #stolen memes #shitpost #shitposting #shit post

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Genie: Are you sure you want your last wish to be punching Buck's dad in the face for the third time?

Eddie: *rolling up his sleeves* Absolutely.

#911 fox #911 buddie #incorrect 911 quotes #911 incorrect buddie quotes #911 incorrect quotes #911 #quotes #buddie #incorrect quotes #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buck x eddie #incorrect buddie quotes #meme humor #they're in love your honor #The elder Buckleys are trash #We all know this #911 abc

[fictional2dcharacters]

Beacrox:*creates a spicy dish at Cales request(because Cale missed eating spicy things T^T)*

Cale:*tries it*hmmmm…. It’s good, but it could use some more spice.

Beacrox:*utter confusion* …yes young master-nim. *thinking that Cale might be insane because this is the spiciest dish he’s ever been in the presence of*

Beacrox:*adds more spice anyways because he’s so confused*

Cale: still needs more spice.

Beacrox:*worried confusion intensifies*

Beacrox:*adds more spice*

Cale: perfect.

Beacrox:*more worried confusion*

Later- *Beacrox enlists Eruhabens help to summon the whole Cale-nim protection squad*

Cale:*is summoned to his fathers office to find perhaps every person he’s ever met standing there with Choi Han looking perhaps as confused as he is*

Deruth: Son… are you feeling alright?

Cale:…yes…? What is this for..?

Beacrox:*puts the spicy dish on the desk*

Alberu: Dongsaeng, this is an intervention.

Deruth: we think something might be wrong with your taste buds.

Cale: huh? It’s not even that spicy? Try it if you don’t believe me?

Everyone in the room: *tries it and immediately starts dying(-Choi Han)*

Deruth: Dear God! That could kill a small cat!

Ohn: as a small cat, I can confirm, eating any more of that would kill me.

Cale: Oh come on! It isn’t that spicy!

Everyone:*confusion*

Choi Han:…

Choi Han:… it isn’t that bad…

Everyone:*appalled*

Alberu: You two are fucking anomalies. This is not something a human, or any race for that matter, can consume without horrible difficulty.

Cale:*walks over to the dish*

Cale:*eats the rest of it to not let it go to waste because it really does have the perfect amount of spice*

Everyone:*in utter terror as Cale shows zero reaction*

Alberu: I am terrified of you.

#tcf beacrox #lcf #tcf #totcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the counts family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf rosalyn #tcf mary #tcf lock #tcf choi han #tcf alberu #tcf eruhaben #tocf