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chunnicalesimp3 hours ago
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*after cale & co tied up the white star*
White star: cale henituse join me , together we can rule the world.
Cale: huh? Did you really lose your mind after living for so long?
White star: cale henituse you know this as well, do you not have any desire for power, we will become gods. What is it that you don't understand. Why won't you co operate with me??
Cale, looking at WS's mask covered face: its just that...
Cale, getting closer: we just don't see EYE TO EYE
White star: ......
White star: you bast-
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third-reich-things14 hours ago
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Why why Did I make this 馃が馃が馃が馃が馃対馃対
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ice-icebaby4 days ago
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Save money this valentine's....
馃挷馃挷馃捀馃馃捀馃挷馃挷
By being unlovable馃挃
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just-a-cactus5 days ago
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Me, running a 102.3 degree fever: Umm, it's really hot right now, why do we need to keep warming up?
My body: Because the sickness can't survive in this temperature.
Me: Ok, but, I cant survive at this temperature either..
My body: *sarcastically shrugs* Oh boy, thats a shame.
Stay Safe, Stay Healthy, and Be You. It works wonders ;)
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ice-icebaby6 days ago
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Me as a singer au
鈥岎煂熲湪Just dropped my new single馃専鉁
It's me...
I am single馃槃
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ice-icebaby6 days ago
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Me trying to flirt (unsuccessfully):
Hi what's your name? I am _____
*tells name*
Nice name ;But just imagine it next to mine馃槍
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myblackeyedfire6 days ago
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This past weekend I:
1. Watched 12 episodes of SPN season 2 with @seedsofwinter (I love you, I鈥檓 so sorry, also not sorry) after he invited me down to do exactly that for 2 days.聽
2. Did a parlor room reading of the 4LW chapter with the FCC compliant sex scene to two friends who are not in the fandom as after dinner entertainment (I mentioned I was thinking of doing podfic as a hobby, they asked what podfic was, I explained and said I recorded this chapter for fun as my first foray and they were curious so I read it to them instead of playing the file). They loved the writing and my character voices, and wanted to find out what happens next so tune in next time as I read this very nsfw 194k+ phone sex fic to them in installments??? Again, let me repeat. They are not in the fandom. wtf is my life.聽
3. Then came home to read the last chapter of book 2 of DtA to Cabs and start on book 3. We got so into it we went 66% past our allotted time. Our initial plan for a two person book club-type read-along & discussion format changed to my reading and sharing selected highlights, and is now story time where I鈥檓 slowly reading it all the way through to her with pauses to point out repeated motifs or stopping to look at each other on Zoom as we process moments of either of them being painfully oblivious or all-consumingy in love without knowing it ( "Did you know you can get used to someone breathing and miss it?") (Joe walks in as Cas pauses to consider Dean鈥檚 鈥渄elicate heterosexual sensibilities鈥 - "My what?" - while Dean鈥檚 sitting in Cas鈥 lap on the floor just having a conversation while surrounded by stoned militia members). This bespoke live podfic experience for one is her sole means of learning what happens next in the story, so it鈥檚 a mirror for Cas reading Dean his translated Egyptian hippo porn. Oh, the slow burn fake dating 1.2+ million word Scheherazade of it all.聽
That鈥檚 two readings in one night where I used my Cas voice for a not insubstantial amount of time so all my love and gratitude to J for giving me the echinacea tea, and to all my real life friends, the above half of whom have been pulled into being at least SPN fandom adjacent, and willingly spent part of their own wild and precious lives doing this with me.
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ice-icebaby7 days ago
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Did you get hurt?
When you broke through earth's core and ascended from hell.
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Because you sure spell trouble for my weak body and lovestuck heart馃ズ
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ice-icebaby8 days ago
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You have a nice name.
But just imagine it next to mine馃槈馃槒
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ice-icebaby8 days ago
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Knock knock
Who's there?
When where
When where, who?
Today at 6, my house, me and you馃槈
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mixedu8 days ago
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Trailer Trash Gift Shop (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1084285179-trailer-trash-gift-shop?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=ceugene22&wp_originator=DiI%2F11L0Y3VJEyDEZzL6Z%2FjTCwtxOiEU6bwgoEC%2FjKV39x10NTJwg2jxEwi19wfgz9fZNPNvxjGSnBQ%2FOCuLvchBgcLOWX5Z4xguTEraPJTkRNZ%2FXGpeG3GzgLX1YNqm There is trailer trash everywhere.
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wintistrash9 days ago
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there's much academic debate about whether "the female gaze" exists or is a mere inversion of the male gaze, when in fact it was achieved, once, in the year 1993 when singer-songwriter bj枚rk released venus as a boy, her second single from the alb鈥
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suvarnarekha10 days ago
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a couple being asked about their son's future wife -
"what qualities are you looking for in your daughter in law?"
"A well educated maid."
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fedine11 days ago
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I knocked my bong over last night and could NOT stop laughing at the situation. RIP and F. You will be missed. 2020-2021. As my friend said, "There's no use in crying over spilled bong water," and so instead I laughed. You will be missed.
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meanfag15 days ago
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im sorry but bo burnham is painfully unfunny
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