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digitaldavis · 5 months

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Going to see the Digimon movie in a few hours time so I don't have time for any deep Digimon thoughts today but I found a Trans!Davis/Daiken fic summary on my harddrive last night that seemed to stem from the weird time travel shenanigans that are always apparently canonically happening in Digimon in the background that we just never talk about.

Basically, Davis died fighting in the Digital World and Ken made a deal with either the Digimon that killed him, or a different Digimon to go back in time and change things so that Davis wouldn't die - only he wasn't specific enough about how so the Digimon changes reality/time and makes it so Davis not only never becomes Digi-Destined because Tai never finds the Digi-Egg of Courage but also never meets Tai in the first place and is never brave enough to come out as trans and so, technically, he's safe from dying in Digi-World as he's never been there and is living a normal student life and is just a girl in Kari's class that she knows and is kind of friends with.

Ken wakes up and learns he has basically completely conquered the Digital World as the Emperor because Davis wasn't there to help Wormmon free him or get the crest of Miracles. Yolei and Cody never got their digivices and the others never learned to Armor Digivolve. Ken eventually still ends up changing sides when he finds out that everything he was doing was for MaloMyotismon but the original eight Digi-Destined never learned to trust him so they're both working separately to try to save the Digital World and there is a lot of open hostility and hatred.

I imagine a lot of their digimon died fighting and had to be reborn.

Anyway, Ken finds out the reason everything is really messed up is because Davis isn't there and goes to find him and is shocked when he realizes what's happened and how everything has gone wrong and he has to find a way to befriend him and convince him that he's a) Davis in the first place b) Ken's boyfriend in the future and c) chosen to save the Digital World. He also has to find Yolei and Cody and convince them but no one trusts him at all and Kari and the others keep hindering his efforts because they still think he's evil and up to something.

Also maybe he's been living in digi world since he disappeared when he was like 11 so everyone is shocked when he just turns back up at like seventeen and waves it off 'cause he's On A Mission and doesn't have time to deal with the fallout of events he has no memory of since, in his original time-line, he went home only a few months after having left.

#Daiken #Digimon Adventure 02 #Davis Motomiya #Ken Ichijouji #Kari Kamiya #Tai Kamiya #time travel AU #Digific #Trans Davis #trans davis headcanon

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digital-dahlia · 10 months

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Happy Pride Month bitches

My favorite Transgender Bisexuals

#digimon adventure #digimon #izzy izumi #koushiro izumi #taichi yagami #tai kamiya #trans girl #trans boy #transgender #MTF #FTM #queer #davis is also transgender and bisexual #but he aint in this #headcanons #tai x izzy #taichi x koushiro #taishiro

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sloanerisette · 10 months

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Ok, I wanted to get this up for Pride Month, but a lot was going on, including me changing what I wanted to write a few times, but I finally got something!

Tbh I've had a headcanon of trans guy Davis ever since my 02 rewatch a few years back, mostly sparked by an line from the Adventure 02 dub where Davis loudly and happily proclaims himself as "one of the guys" after getting the Digi-Egg of Friendship. I love that moment and it has just, cemented itself as a headcanon for me. So uh, you can check it out at the link, or I'll post it under a read more, and I hope y'all enjoy!

Summary: After an excited outburst the day prior, Davis finally decides to tell their group of DigiDestined just who he is. Tags: Trans Male Character, Coming Out, Post Episode 11 (The Storm of Friendship), Dub names

Yesterday had been exhausting, with rescuing Agumon from the Digimon Emperor— from Ken Ichijouji— and getting a second Digi-Egg. That was just scratching the surface of it, too, considering all the shouting that had gone on between him and TK and him and Matt.

But amidst all the fighting and the chaos and the frustration, there had been one thing that he continued to turn over in his mind ever since they got back to their world.

Tai had called him a good friend. Matt gave him a noogie. It was everything he could’ve dreamed of. In his sheer happiness he couldn’t help but shout out to his partner that he really was one of the guys now.

And that had been burned into his thoughts ever since. Even at dinner, and even well after DemiVeemon had fallen asleep and he stared at the ceiling in the dark.

Tai had always been one of the few people to truly respect him and accept who he was, but to get that same respect from Matt, one of the two coolest people he knew? He really was on cloud nine.

But just as much as he had been on cloud nine, his brain had been in overdrive thinking ever since he had shouted out “I’m one of the guys now!”

Was now the time to tell everyone? Out of all the DigiDestined, only Tai and Kari knew. Kari insisted that the others would accept him, would also still see him the same, but as he was on his way to school, still munching on a piece of toast, he couldn’t help but wonder.

As much as he didn’t like TK, he knew he wasn’t a bad person. Cody was a strange kid who he could never get a read on, but he wasn’t a bad kid by any means— the furthest thing from it, really. And Yolei… Well, she was loud, brash, and liked to rag on him, but only when he aggravated her first. If he told them, it wouldn’t go bad… right? Certainly not like with his dad, right?

It had gone so well with Tai and Kari. He still remembered the after school soccer game he met the siblings at, when he loudly told them his name was Davis and that he was a boy. He had found a hero and a friend in an instant, and whenever there was trouble with his own parents, he was always welcome at the Kamiya household. Maybe the food wasn’t the tastiest, but there was always a lot of it, at least.

He knew he had a friend and supporter in Kari no matter what, but he couldn’t help but be… scared when he thought about telling everyone else.

Kari was standing by the gates to the school, and as soon as he saw her, the smile on his face grew twice as wide and he ran over.

“Hey! Kari!” he shouted to her, putting his hands on his legs to keep himself standing and steady while he caught his breath. She laughed gently at how he nearly tripped over to reach her between the crowd of other students arriving, and as he looked up at her, that beaming smile was still on his face.

“How are you holding up after yesterday?” she asked. Davis let out a long groan.

“Ugh, I’m so tired. Armor Digivolving is tough work.”

DemiVeemon popped his head out of Davis’s backpack, “Hey! I was the one who actually Digivolved!” he squeaked out. Davis turned his head to look at his partner, a guilty, sheepish smile on his face.

“W-Well I had to pick up the Digi-Egg!” he stammered out, feeling his face go flush.

Kari couldn’t help but laugh, which caused Davis to get distracted from his playful spat with his Digimon partner.

“What about you?” he asked, shooting her a kind smile.

“I’m alright. I probably could’ve slept all day,” she sighed, “Tai’s doing good, at least. I’m really relieved about that.”

“That’s good, but you should make sure you get your rest! We can take a day off from the Digital World after how badly we just beat that stupid Emperor,” Davis said, clenching a fist in determination, which DemiVeemon copied.

“Do you have to shout about the Digimon Emperor and the Digital World loud enough for everyone to hear?”

Davis recognized Yolei’s voice anywhere, and he felt himself start to deflate from how triumphant he felt just a few moments ago.

She, TK, and Cody walked over, with their own Digimon poking out of their backpacks.

“I swear, with how loud you are, everyone is gonna know about the Digital World,” Yolei sighed. Kari and TK couldn’t help but chuckle.

“I mean, I kind of agree with him about taking the day off,” TK shrugged, “We could use at least one day after dealing with everything that happened with Agumon.

“It would be nice…” Cody mused, putting his hand to his chin in thought, “I haven’t been able to train with grandpa nearly as much lately…”

“Well, thanks for so graciously giving us the day off,” Kari teased. Davis rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.

“Well I’m happy to help, Kari! Anytime!” he said, following up with a loud laugh that caused numerous other students to look their way.

Yolei clapped her hands, “Ok! Day off!” she whooped in triumph, before pausing for a moment, her expression slowly fading, “…Ugh, no excuse to get out of work now,” she groaned. Iori patted her on the arm.

“I’m sure you’ll survive,” he told her, voice surprisingly sincere despite Yolei’s overdramatic cries.

The bell rang shortly after, and the group— minus Davis— started to walk towards the school building. Davis shuffled in place nervously, hands clenched as he tried to will himself to speak.

“Are you ok, Davis?” DemiVeemon asked quietly, poking his partner’s shoulder. Davis stayed quiet, sucking in a silent breath.

“H-Hey guys! Hold on a sec!” he shouted out, still glued in place as his friends turned to look at him.

“What’s up, Davis?” Kari asked, pausing as soon as she saw the look on his face.

“There was just, uh… something I wanted to talk about,” he said, voice quiet as he felt his stomach tie up in a knot.

“I don’t want to be late, Davis!” Yolei groaned, letting out a squeak as Kari gently bumped her in the side with her elbow.

Davis took a deep breath, slowly stepping forward as his friends looked at him. This was it.

“So, uh…” Why were words so hard to think of, especially now, especially in this moment? Why had it been so easy with his hero and his crush, but he couldn’t get the words out with his friends? His eyes darted to Kari, who gave him a warm, gentle smile.

“Whatever you have to say, you don’t have to worry. You can talk to us about anything,” she said, in that sweet tone she always spoke with to reassure someone. The same tone she spoke with when he first told her a few years ago.

He could do this.

“So, uh,” he started again, wringing his hands together nervously, “I haven’t told a lot of people this, but I’ve been thinking about it since yesterday, and, uh… I wanted to let you all know that I’m a guy.”

He did it. It suddenly felt like a massive weight was pulled off his shoulders.

“But I thought we already knew that,” his partner said from his perch on Davis’s shoulder. Davis’s face burned crimson, suddenly feeling stupid at the fact that he had basically said nothing.

However, Cody’s eyes shone with recognition, something Davis didn’t catch as he grit his teeth in frustration.

“Wh-What I mean is that, I wasn’t, like, born as a guy, I guess? Like I shoulda been, but I wasn’t, and when I realized that I just started… being a guy. And I was thinking about yesterday with everything that happened and… I just wanted to let you guys know.”

All the students had filed into the school now, just leaving their small group standing there. The silence was deafening, and Davis was mortified that maybe he had messed up. Maybe he shouldn’t have said anything, maybe Kari was wrong and this wasn’t a good idea…

Could they all hurry up and say something already!?

“It’s really brave of you to tell us, Davis,” Cody spoke up finally, “Kari is right, you can tell us anything, and we’ll always be here for you. If anyone gives you trouble, I’ll deal with them for you.”

Cody spoke with such conviction, and Davis couldn’t help but feel warm at how forthright the youngest member of the group was. Davis wasn’t entirely sure how Cody felt about him most times, but a gentle flush crept onto his face at how… nice it felt that he was so kind.

“Hey, wait, I don’t need you to deal with anyone! I can do it myself!” Davis shot back, clenching his hands into fists as he stamped a foot down. Kari couldn’t help but giggle.

“I’m glad you felt comfortable enough to tell us, Davis,” TK said as he strode forward, placing a hand on Davis’s shoulder that didn’t have a Digimon on it. “You’ll always be one of the guys, and you’ll always be our friend,” he added, flashing him a smile.

“Th-Thanks, dude,” Davis said with a shaking voice. Ok, so maybe TK was annoying, and knew Kari way too well, and showed him up with how much he knew about Digimon, but maybe he wasn’t that bad.

Yolei awkwardly shuffled forward, hands clasped behind her back, gaze focused on the ground, unable to meet his eyes. She kicked at the ground, taking a moment of silence before she cleared her throat.

“I’m really happy for you. A-And what they said. And, like, if I ever said anything that like, was rude about it, then I’m really sorry,” she said. Davis raised an eyebrow in confusion at her, then shook his head.

“What? No, you haven’t! Don’t worry,” he said, folding his arms after and shooting her a grin, “I could handle anything you would throw my way, anyways.”

Yolei offered him a weak, lopsided smile, “Well, still, I want you to know that I wouldn’t ever want to like, you know, not respect that.” She paused, “I’ll still give you crap, but not about that. Promise.”

“Thanks.”

“I, uh, need to head to class now,” Yolei said, immediately turning on her heel and sprint off to the school building, “I’ll see you guys later!”

TK gave Davis another pat on the shoulder before he ran off, too, Cody following him at a more relaxed pace. Davis started to walk foward, letting out a content sigh as he met up with Kari.

“I told you there would be nothing to worry about,” she said.

“Hahaha, I knew it would! Totally!” he said, putting his hands behind his head as they made their way along.

“I’m proud of you, too.”

The smile left his heart pounding in his chest, and he gave her a beaming smile, forcing out a laugh. “Th-Thanks, Kari. You know, it always means a lot how much you’ve supported me and stuff So thanks for that, too.”

DemiVeemon poked Davis in the ear, “Hey, I’m proud of you, too!” the small Digimon said.

Davis laughed, “Thanks buddy, that means a lot.”

“I didn’t realize humans could Digivolve, too! We can both Digivolve!” DemiVeemon cheered. Davis couldn’t help but laugh.

“I guess I can, huh? You hear that, Kari? I can Digivolve, too!” he said, laughing louder than before.

Turning into something better and stronger and more… him?

Yeah, he liked the sound of that.

#digimon #digimon adventure 02 #digimon fanfiction #davis motomiya #daisuke motomiya #fanfiction

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koumi-blog · 2 years

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The Fallen Guardian

by Smol_tactician

This is the actual AU, well part of it Its modernized so this first part starts in 2018

Theres some weird dreams, stuff that seems like magic, secret digital world stuff, resurrections. Tai gets to set shit on fire for a bit. In all seriousness, after some weird things start happening on the map of the digitalword the gang goes to check it out, find out about some stuff that has to do with crest.

Words: 3155, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Digimon AU stuffs

Fandoms: Digimon Adventure, Digimon Adventure Zero Two | Digimon Adventure 02

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M

Relationships: Ishida Yamato | Matt Ishida/Yagami Taichi | Tai Kamiya, Izumi Koushirou | Izzy Izumi/Tachikawa Mimi, Ichijouji Ken/Inoue Miyako | Yolei Inoue

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon, Trans Male Character, Gay Character, Bisexual Character, Asexual Character, Pansexual Character, Nonbinary Character, Demisexual Character, Aromantic Character, gender discovery, Coming Out, AFAB characters, Fem Davis, characters with adhd, Character with dyslexic, Oh boy school life, magic go brrr???, Slow burn for SOME relationships, typos go brrrr, bits of transphobia and homophobia, They're all trying their best, Additional Tags to Be Added

from AO3 works tagged 'Izumi Koushirou | Izzy Izumi/Tachikawa Mimi' https://archiveofourown.org/works/39803151

#fanfic #ao3feed-koumi #ao3feed-koumimi #ao3feed-mishiro #ao3feed-mishirou #koumi #koumimi #mishiro

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mogai-headcanons · 5 years

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Davis Motomiya from Digimon is a closeted bisexual trans demiboy who admires Tai Kamiya for being an openly gay trans man!

#davis motomiya #digimon #bisexual #trans #demiboy #tai kamiya #gay #trans man #mogai headcanon

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yami-the-anime-enjoyer · 3 years

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Kids Anime LGBTQ+ Headcanons

Lan Hikari (Rockman.exe) is Pan

Tai Kamiya (Digimon) is Trans

Natalie Blackstone (Pretty Cure) is Lesbian

Dai Mugen (Saikyo Kamizmode) is Trans

Kezuru (Mazica Party) is Bi

Ash Ketchum (Pokemon) is Gay

Ikki Tenriyo (Medabots) is Non-Binary

Naruto (Naruto) is Queer

Nate Adams (Yo-Kai Watch) is Asexual

#kids anime #headcanons #queer #gay #Bisexual #lesbian #transgender #asexual #enby #Pansexual

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izzyizumi · 3 years

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Digimon Series ~ Adventure[s] / Kizuna, Tamers, Frontier, Xros Wars / Hunters, ReArise P R I D E Icons / Head-canons for various Chosen Children: P A N s e x u a l or P a n r o m a n t i c + flag icon bases by @izzyizumi ! OP’s commentary: It is Pan Week ! !! <3 <3

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smol-tactician · 2 years

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Comic time I guess

Legend has it they played rock paper scissors and the loser has to tell her

So Matt tells her lol

#matt ishida #yamato ishida #tai kamiya #taichi yagami #yamatai #taichi x yamato #digimon oc #lovechild OC #digimon adventure #digimon #digimon au #digimon adventure fanart #digimon fanart #fanart #my art #digital art #alternative universe #Tai is trans for those wondering how the fuck this happened

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smol-tactician · 3 years

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Tai just trying to vibe and survive being the little chaos gremlin he is

Tai: I forgot something this morning.

Matt: What was it?

Tai: How should I know? I forgot.

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Sora: Do you have ADHD?

Tai: Yes actually, I do. What about it?

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Tai: I hit 15 and bisexual panic took over. And now I can't look at 2 of my friends without realizing how pretty both of them are.

Kari: Not what I expected to hear when I asked how you were doing today.

Tai: Well don't worry because I'm fine.

Kari: Bro-

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Agumon: Tai, did you take of the little shirt thing?

Tai: The what?

Agumon: The thing you wear under your shirt that you said was like a little shirt.

Tai: You mean my binder?

Agumon: Yeah.

Tai: Yeah I did, but thanks for checking.

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Joe: Tai, why are you looking down in disappointment?

Tai: I took my ADHD medication with orange juice.

Joe: Oh-

Tai: What a great way to start off Monday.

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Tai: That moment when your bestfriend becomes your boyfriend, and now everytime you hangout it's like a mini date.

Matt: You just described our relationship perfectly.

Tai: I know right.

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Tai: Hey guys so my brain crashed like last week and I never pushed the reboot button so can we not do this today?

Matt: Tai... you ok?

Tai: Yeah... just my average Thursday....

Matt: Aw sweetie... its Sunday....

Tai: Fuck

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smol-tactician · 2 years

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Out of context doodles that go with the chat fic

I did these a while ago I just haven't had time to finish or work on any WIPs

#matt ishida #yamato ishida #tai kamiya #taichi yagami #fanart #my art #digital art #digimon adventure #alternative universe #digimon #digimon au #out of context doodles #this goes with a chat fic that started as a joke tbh #yeah its discord shush #trans tai kamiya #headcanons

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smol-tactician · 3 years

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Out of context shit from my drafts because my wrist hurts part 1

Matt: Just change the batteries.

Tai:.....

Matt: What?

Tai: We're talking about the baby.

Matt: So? Change the batteries.

Tai: BABIES DON'T COME WITH BATTERIES!

Matt: Then we'll get her some.

Tai: YAMATO-

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Davis: I'm done with your fucking games. Hand over the wifi password or I'm using violence.

Joe: Davis, that's a pillow.

Davis:....*hits joe with the pillow*

Joe: WHAT THE F-

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Sora: Matt you can come out now.

Matt: I'm gay.

Sora: What?

Matt: What?

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Tai: *just vibing in his room playing video games*

Kari: *opens the door* PLOT TWIST!

Tai: What?

(Based on a true event of something my younger sister did when she came into my room)

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Sora: Tai.

Tai: No.

Sora: Tai please.

Tai: Nope. I'm one with this tree now, and I shall now photosynthesize like a tree should.

Sora: [on phone with matt] yeah so, Tai's in a tree again.

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Mimi: There's never a group of three straight friends, always one of them gotta be bisexual.

Matt and sora: *looks at Tai*

Tai: *slowly sinks down in his chair while drinking his soda* Is that so?

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Tai: I lost my binder.

Matt: You have a binder?

Tai: Yeah.

Matt: Huh, I've never seen you at school with one.

Tai: *realizes he accidentally outed himself and at the same time Matt's too stupid to realize and thought of the wrong type of binder* Well... yeah... cause I lost it....

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Cody: Hey guys, what does wap mean?

TK: UH

Matt: Well-

Davis: Waffles and pancakes.

Cody: Really?

Davis:... yes....

Cody: Ok!

TK: Davis-

Davis: I refuse to ruin his innocence.

Matt: Waffles and pancakes-

Davis: Shush.

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Mimi: Hey Matt, how do you always have your eyeliner so well done?

Matt: Tai does it.

Mimi:... Tai does your make up?

Matt: Yeah.

Mimi: Tai knows how to do make up?

Matt: Tai knows how to do a lot of things.

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Matt: Rose's are red, violets are blue-

Tai: Get the fuck out of my room, before I kick you.

Matt: Damn tough crowd.

Tai: It's 3 AM-

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Izzy: What do I say?

Tai: Just say you like her. She's had a crush on you for like the last 3 years.

Izzy:... What?

Tai: You didn't know?

Izzy: No!

Tai: Then maybe get off the computer and actually try conversing with her. It's not that hard.

Izzy: Says you.

Tai: Meaning what?

Izzy: Before with Sora, and now with Matt.

Tai:... GO TALK TO MIMI!

Izzy: OK DAMN I WILL!

Tai: Remind me to never be your wingman again.

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smol-tactician · 3 years

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Some of the random shit Tai says part 3

Tai: There's no fruit in fruit snacks, therefore the government is having us lie to children.

Matt: Tai for once, can we just eat lunch without you instigating everything?

Tai: There's no coffee in coffee cake.

Matt: Wait what?

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Tai: Sometimes I wonder if some of the stuff I think about is cause of my ADHD, or if I'm actually worried about it.

Izzy: Meaning?

Tai: Izzy I could basically type up a 50 page essay on the theories of a fucking pineapple.

Izzy: A pineapple- Tai what the hell is suspicious about a pineapple?

Tai: The acid in it is slowly trying to destroy your mouth as you eat it.

Izzy:... Continue.

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Tai: I don't give a shit at this point. When we get married, we're getting a fucking tree house.

Matt: A tree house?

Tai: Yes! It'll be a vacation home or something!

Matt: You want a tree house as a vacation home?

Tai: Well duh! We'd live in the castle!

Matt: Yeah ok-... did you say castle?

Tai: Yeah, get over it. I've been planning this for over a year now.

Matt: I-

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Tai: Hey what's that thing that likes scan shit?

Sora: A scanner?

Tai: No the other thing.

Mimi: An X-ray?

Tai: No it like does the thing with the buttons.

Joe: Ticket scanner?

Tai: No it has radiation or whatever.

Izzy: MRI? CT scan?

Tai: No it's like the sun, but it's a box. It makes food.

Matt: Tai I swear to fucking god if you're talking about a microwave.

Tai: Yeah that thing.

Matt: OH MY GOD TAI!

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Tai: One of these days I'm gonna have to prove that I'm as smart as I seem to be on paper, and that scares me.

Kari: It scares all of us.

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Greymon: What should I do?

Tai: You're a dinosaur.

Greymon: Meaning?

Tai: Go Jurassic park on his ass.

Greymon: Tai I don't know what that means.

Tai: Go metal Greymon, then take you're big ass feet and stomp on him after you super slam him into the ground. Then do the fire thing.

Matt: I know this mother fucker did not just tell his digimon to super slam someone.

TK: I'm honestly not surprised anymore.

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Tai: Matt my relationship with you is like a video game.

Matt: Do I even wanna know what that means?

Tai: I love you, yet you piss me off the point I wanna throw you against a wall.

Matt: Yeah that's fair.

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Tai: So this dude came up to me.

Matt: W h a t

Tai: Matt we're dating, besides the guy smelled like middle school lockeroom. So he looks at me right?

Matt: Yeah?

Mimi:?

Tai: And I'm sitting there eating my fucking ice cream right?

Mimi: Keep going.

Tai: He asked me "what else dat mouth do?"

Matt: I'm sorry, WHAT?

Tai: Lemme finish! So I looked him dead in the eyes and said "Complain".

Mimi: *wheezing*

Sora: PFFT

Matt: Yeah that's accurate.

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