#toy talk

[candiid-caniine]

gosh. you know the squeaky part that's in dog toys and stuff. what if I put that in my pussy and every time you bottomed out inside me I would squeak like a chew toy that I am. is this anything

#t4t puppy #petpl4y #degrade and humiliate me #h/d #only barks #toy talk

[earthstellar]

Got myself Studio 86 Ratchet and the first issue of the new Image TF comics!!!!

Happy Birthday to me!!! :)

This is easily the most expensive figure I've ever gotten, but I wanted it so bad and it seems so fucking hard to get a hold of Ratchet toys ever over here ;__;

But hey, I'm loving the hell out of it, so for the morale boost alone it was probably worth it lol

EDIT: This was a good decision, holy fuck this figure is so good. yesssss

#tf ratchet #transformers #image comics #studio series 86 #toy talk #g1 ratchet

[soundbluster]

Here's a load of group shots of my lost light crew.

I recently picked up Swerve.

With the exception of characters like Velocity, Fulcrum or Ambulon who never/haven't had official toys or third party ones I'm getting quite close to "completing" my lost light collection as I wanted all the 'main' characters.

Just missing Crankcase, Grimlock (I don't like the classic G1 design that much, so I'm waiting for Hasbro to do a more "scientifically accurate t-rex, or until I can get a third party one!) & Red Alert, the former of which I'm hoping to pick up at TFN next week.

(I don't have fort max or Thunderclash either. But I'm not all that fussed about those two. Might try and get a cheap ES Thrash as I think he'd make a decent base for a custom Fulcrum)

#transformers #mtmte #tf lost light #lost light #toy talk #toy collecting ramblings #my toy collection #more than meets the eye #transformers idw #macaddam

[twistedsweetie]

Hi mama! We haven't talked in a while but I wanna share a thought with u!

So, I was on Reddit the other day(Had to wash my eyes in holy water) and there was this one guy that was like, It's dangerous or bad, whatever he said, for women to masturbate almost every day. Now personally, I'm almost 19, and I'm still horny every day and me and my vibrator have a serious addiction. like it's a drug addiction LOL. So now I'm confused and thinking, hey? Is it bad for me to have such a strong addiction to my vibrator/Masturbating?

But then I really thought about it and I was like, well guys masturbate almost every fucking 3 hours, (Lmaoo jk) so what are you talking about sir????

I need Professor T's wise knowledge on this one!

Love u.

Hahahha professor t i love that.

Ok warning I am being fully transparent about sex and masturbating so if that makes anyone uncomfy, don’t read further.

Ok well… I’ve been masturbating since a very young age. I discovered it at 8 years old. I’ve always been a super horny, sexual person, even before really knowing what that was. (Because at 8 I didn’t. I just knew it was private.)

When I was in junior high and highschool I really wanted sex toys so badly and when I moved out I finally got one tiny bullet. At first I didn’t even like it because it was too strong. But… then I kinda figured out how to use it and discovered the power to achieve some really intense orgasms.

Sooooo now I have a whole collection of toys. I’ll focus on vibes rn because that’s what I use most and what you say you’re using.

I personally don’t see anything wrong with masturbating every day. Or even several times a day. I typically do most days that I sleep at my house at least. I don’t always use my vibes even though they’re my favourite things ever, because personally when I use it a lot I start to almost go numb? If that makes sense. I just easily experience a lot of over sensitivity. Which sometimes is the goal🤭 but overall I like to go back to using my fingers or pillow or whatever in between just so that I can mix it up and that I don’t get too used to the feeling of my vibes. Because they are pretty strong and I still want for myself and others to get me off without it (since that’s something that is still possible for me)

I know there’s discourse about vibes being bad for women because they kill the nerves or some shit and that’s why you get addicted, because apparently you’ll never get off from anything else… but I think that’s bullshit personally.

Everyone’s different and I know some people who have never even been able to cum without a vibe and honestly I don’t see anything wrong with that either. It’s your body and an orgasm does wonders for your brain and your soul in my opinion. Helps me sleep, helps me relax, helps me focus.

There’s definitely a stigma around women and masturbating and I’ve never understood it because it’s no different then a man jerking off. I remember never opening up about it to friends until well into highschool. None of the girls in my class would admit to it or admit to watching porn (which is a whole other discussion for another time) and so I always felt a lot of shame around it. But with time and realizing how fucking good it feels to be comfortable with yourself sexually… I started to not care. And I’m pretty open about it now.

Anyway. Long rant over hahah. In conclusion, there’s nothing wrong with masturbating every day. And there’s definitely nothing wrong with you<3

#T’s advice column #toy talk #sex talk #taylormarieee <3

[playtimewmyself]

I'm so excited, I'm wearing my little jeweled plug, no panties, and my shortest dress OUT! It's just to HEB but I feel like such a little slut!

Any advice or other challenges before I go?

#toy talk #going out plugged

[arobutchsab]

I was right to feel scared of my new toy holy fucking shit spkfkpgkpg

#sab #nsft #toy talk

[gayafmoon]

I forget to post here a lot too because twitter is my normal dildo space OOPS

i figured i should share my BEAUTIFUL friends from @madetowere, though, because look at these babies!!!

both are Medium Size/Soft Firmness 🔥🧊

The lava and ice pours HAD to come home together :3

#toy talk #made to ware #i'm SO HAPPY they waited for me !!! #i picked em up during the BF sale #it was so hard not to spend another chunk on the latest drop but i had to behave #next time.....

[kicksnscribs]

*cries in broke bitch*

#please someone commission some art from me so i can get him and rodimus #oh and also pay bills too ig #OH MY GOD PLEASE MAKE A PROWL NEXT KURO KARA KURI IM BEGGING YOU #Kuro Kara Kuri Jazz #he's so pretty its not fair #transformers #maccdam #maccadams #toy talk

[chaosdisorganized]

On the bright side I got toy money. Can't wait for the roads to clear up so I can go toy shopping :3

Anyways I'm home now, I survived Christmas with the fam and nothing bad happened besides my grandma and parents making fun of my teeth and talking shit about my sister. I'm so glad to be home rn, I'm drinking some hard mountain dew and it's surprisingly good. I'm glad we can unwind and put this holiday stress behind us.

#toy talk #vent

[candiid-caniine]

I'm in a position where I can't really get any sex toys, specifically for insertion and that's like 90% of what I need and I need something and idk what to do I'm going insane. Do you know anyone who makes like, under cover toys or know of any at least temporary solution Oh Bug with your infinite horny knowledge I pray thee, I need to be full and there's nothing to be full of

ahahaha this made me giggle! i can't promise to have infinite horny knowledge, but i will try my best to help. it's a travesty whenever a sweetheart out there in the world has to be empty <3

note: i'm working off the assumption you're talking about a vagina; if not, i apologize, but i don't think i'd feel comfortable recommending anal toy substitutes anyway due to the higher safety risk!

first, let's talk about materials if your best bet is household items:

top of the list in terms of safety is glass. i'd also say steel, but household objects made of steel aren't necessarily made of body-safe steel/surgical steel, so glass is really my top pick. it's non-porous, can be infinitely sanitized and re-used, and has some fun things you can do with temperature play too ;)

second favorite is gonna be plastic. it (and any other material) is 100% safe for insertion WITH a barrier like a condom, but if you can't get those for similar reasons you can't get a sex toy, use plastic sparingly; it is porous, so it can trap bacteria, which...i'll be honest here. i've never heard of this happening to people, even when they use the same hard plastic toy over and over, if they wash it a lot in between. thousands of people across the world have used a hairbrush handle, one of those 10-color pens (lol ask me how i know), and other items available to a kid in their teenage years. often repeatedly. my theory: yes, plastic can trap bacteria...but it's mostly gonna be bacteria from your body, and unless you're switching holes, i think the risk of that bacteria being non-benign is low; additionally, if you're washing it immediately afterwards and storing it in a safe place, the risk of it coming into contact with external bacteria is also low. regardless, it's safest to think of plastic as a temporary solution, and to replace it fairly often. good news is it tends to be cheap!

third best bet: a vegetable in a condom. could never do this bc i hate wasting food. could also never do this bc i was in a similar situation to you at the time, and in my case i couldn't get condoms, and no way was i putting pesticides up my vag!

i know it may seem weird that i'm putting silicone last. it should be first. food-grade silicone is probably insertion-safe, but the reason it's last on the list is that it's hard to find food-grade silicone items in the right shape lol.

now for some ideas of common items that might work/be easily concealable or explainable:

those big bubble wands (plastic). empty them out first lmao. make sure the bottom of the tube, where it was likely cut from the assembly line, doesn't have any weird rough edges. bonus points that you can put a bullet vibe in it if you have one, and if it's too light to fuck satisfyingly, try putting something heavier inside :)

the world of guasha and acupressure massage implements is wide and varied lol. from amazon, here is a steel one that's plain and simple. if you like odd shapes, here's whatever this is.

one of the pitfalls of household insertables is the shape; they're often ramrod-straight, which a vagina isn't, and rigid, so they don't bend to you. if you're confident in your pelvic floor strength, i recommend these guys! you may not exactly be able to fuck yourself with them, but they're an excellent way to feel full :)

check out the handle on this dude. is this anything? hell if i know lmao.

i've found pervertables on amazon before by just searching "[material] tools" or "[material] [shape]" or just in general typing in the material, then clicking around in random sections of Amazon and seeing what pops up! i've also found them by just wandering around stores and looking at objects in the context of what they'd feel like inside me, or being used to hit me, etc.

now for some actual, purpose-made toys that are discreet from Etsy:

carrot lmao. it's expensive, and i think primarily meant for anal insertion, but there you have it.

here's a simple but effective idea. why sacrifice good, plain function when you could just hide it well instead?

toy disguised as a paperweight with a DP option :)

i guess you could reasonably claim that this one was a gag gift or something. maybe get one of those little silicone hand puppets shaped like a real dino head and put it on there when you're not using it.

tis the fucking season!

dear lord. this is how i used to hide my weed lol. listen, i'm begging you, at least once it would be so funny to pretend this dog is a representation of me and i'm holding ur dick for you and looking at u with them sad puppy eyes okay?

hear me out, stay in this space with me; consider just hiding your dildo really effectively. here / are / some / really neat stash boxes i found on etsy. afaik the teddy ones are easy to diy; i made mine by cutting a hole in the bum of a big old stuffed pig i had and packing in my entire weed jar and then refilling it lol.

i hope this helped, or at least gave you some ideas! thank you for asking! <33

#asks #advice #toy talk #health and kink

[earthstellar]

The 100% Official Transformers / Evangelion Crossover That Everyone Forgot About 

So, in 2014, Takara Tomy released a crossover called Transformers Mode “Eva”, which was a four part webcomic including the above four illustrations. 

Takara Tomy released a special edition Optimus Prime, MP-10 Convoy Mode "Eva", which featured a NERV trailer design and colour scheme. 

Convoy EVA: FUCK YEAH

I mean, look at him. Look at how much it rules. 

Oh my God, YES. 

I love the EVA-style Optimus Prime helm design here; The paint job does a lot to make this feel just right.

It’s subtle in terms of difference from his usual face paint, but the very plain, bold white-on-black eye paint detail does a hell of a lot to give Optimus the correct stylistic vibe.  

If you look real close, the eye shape is just sliiiiiightly different, almost negligibly so. The eyes are also very slightly wider across than usual, too. Not by much at all, but it matters! 

The stark black and white is classic, and does a lot to “flatten” the way he looks in conjunction with the rest of the repaint, without losing the physical sense of big blocky dimensions which we expect from an Optimus Prime figure-- Thus making it seem like he’s been cel animated, almost. 

Including this particular gun is also a great touch; It’s a more robot-retro design that we typically see with Transformers and has a more plausibly realistic army grey-green paint colour with that nice orange pop colour to match the glass tone, which really sells the Evangelion vibe of this Prime without removing it too far from what makes him recognisable as a Transformer! 

It’s extremely cool, and it’s a nice effect that has been accomplished with relatively little adjustment to the base figure model! 

I can see how some people might consider the colour scheme here to be a bit too close to the purples/greens used for Shattered Glass Optimus, but I do like the brighter pop colours of primary yellow and lime green, along with a slightly brighter purple which makes the orange tint glass/panels pop that much more. 

The vibe is pretty solid, all around. Personally, I like it! :) 

BUT ANYWAY. 

The Plot of the Crossover: 

Get ready for this shit. It’s awesome. 

(If you aren’t familiar with Evangelion, I’m linking to the relevant info so you can check it out if you want!)

So, Starscream is killed, but his ghost screws around and possesses an Angel. 

Holy shit. 

The Autobots find out that some nonsense is happening on Earth, so they show up, and find EVA-01. Optimus scans it, and adjusts his size to EVA scale, adopting the new paint job in the process. 

This (rightfully) FREAKS EVERYONE THE FUCK OUT. 

Optimus says he’s feeling okay, but admits that he actually does sense something different in EVA Mode-- As though he’s “carrying another lifeforce within his body”. HMMMMMMM. 

But before this can be investigated further, Angel-scream and Optimus EVA Mode engage in battle, which is picked up by NERV, who then intervene. 

Angel-scream doesn’t care and goes straight for Prime again, at which point Wheeljack gets in contact with Misato at NERV. 

It turns out they have no other EVAs available, so everything rides on Optimus kicking Angel-scream’s ass. 

Unfortunately, nobody is able to assist Optimus, as Angel-scream has a hell of an AT Field, and it’s acting as a defensive barrier. 

Misato, realising shit is fucked, directs the battle field (Tokyo-3)’s geometry to shift-- something that Optimus says reminds him of Metroplex. Holy fuck, YES. 

This allows for a few other bots, namely Bumblebee, to join the fight and start messing with Angel-scream, who has a hard time trying to target the smaller bots owing to his newly massive size. 

As Angel-scream stumbles on the changing terrain, EVA Mode Optimus takes the chance to use his red core energy to charge his Battle Axe and cleave it through Angel-scream’s AT Field until it reaches his core, dispersing him into red liquid. 

Yiiiiikes. 

After the battle field is cleared, Optimus reverts to his root mode, and NERV starts working on a new trailer for him which can serve as a mobile maintenance/operations centre for his EVA Mode. 

Realising that both more Decepticons and more Angels are likely to appear soon, NERV and the Autobots team up and create a joint force on Earth. 

Optimus reassures Misato that their goals are the same and that he and the other Autobots are happy to defend Earth against both threats.

However, Misato agrees, but looks at Optimus with anticipation... and fear. 

TL;DR: Transformers Evangelion Fucking Rules 

Important / interesting things to note: 

1) Technically this is region-specific canon, as it is an official crossover as part of the Japanese Transformers lore via Takara Tomy. This story takes place in a universe designated “Primax 514.23 Iota”. 

2) Optimus in EVA Mode “senses within himself another lifeform” UHHH THAT’S PRETTY SERIOUS LMAO ????? oh shit!!! 

But seriously, since EVAs are essentially techno-organic lifeforms, does this imply that when Optimus engages his EVA Mode, he becomes techno-organic in the same way? 

This is so fucking interesting to think about LMAO oh my goddd

3) Similarly, EVAs seem to put Cybertronians on edge in general for reasons none of them can exactly identify or articulate, and clearly if a bot is to take an EVA form as an alt-mode, some suspicious shit starts happening to them. 

4) Evidently it is possible for Cybertronian sparks to transfer life energy to an Angel in the event of serious damage or death -- “Possession” is possible across different species-- Since the exact nature of Angels is unknown!!!

5) The story doesn’t specify if EVA-01 was being operated by a pilot directly, or if it was being operated remotely in this story. Optimus scanned EVA-01 on scene in order to generate an EVA alt-mode, and then states he “felt another life inside of him”, but anyone familiar with Evangelion is probably aware that this could have several implications (most of which are potentially horrifying) so hey, that’s a thing!!!! 

6) Optimus in EVA Mode is apparently fucking terrifying to all of the other bots, as well as all of the humans. Understandable! Because HOLY FUCK. Especially since being in EVA Mode seems to have some kind of weird effect...! 

----

This story fucking rules and somehow I never see anyone talk about it, possibly because I’m not sure how popular Evangelion is with TF fans in general and of course it was a Japan-only regional thing for the most part, but I figured I’d bring it to attention because it’s a great concept and super interesting to think about! 

If you want to read the original Japanese crossover story webcomic, you can find it here as it’s been archived! 

I hope this has been an interesting read for someone out there! :) 

#evangelion #transformers #maccadam #maccadams #long post #crossover #optimus prime #tf lore #tf media #starscream #wheeljack #bumblebee #tf bumblebee #toy talk

[archivelikely]

HIIIIIIIII

#i think i might still just turn this into an archive and move to the new account but HI GUYS THEY UNTERMINATED MY ACCOUNT~ #toy talk #im back from tumblr jail !!!! xoxoxo

[twistedsweetie]

Where were you during my sexed classes Professor T?

I mean it's crazy to think that some girls just won't admit to it. I was the same it was just with my sexuality, and to this day I'm still confused. I found out about it, like that kind of stuff and porn at the age of 10 or 11 and my mom was not happy about it.

She wanted me to be straight because she hates all that lesbian stuff and LGBTQ. So I was often really confused and I felt alone in a sense where I couldn't go to anyone because kids nowadays are pretty mean about it.

If you are lesbian you're a freak or a virgin and if you're straight yk, your a whore and fuck too many guys. and you know sometimes it really brought me down in a sense where I just quit trying to figure out my sexuality altogether.

Then that's when I started getting into Rose toys and Stuff like that because I never knew or learned any of this stuff from my mom.

So imagine being a teenager who's horny 24/7 and doesn't know what it is or how to stop it because your mother never taught you anything about it?

It was stressful. Constantly trying to find some relief from the throbbing pain between my legs at school and constantly humping pillows to get it to stop.

I am actually really close with my mom but I still never talked to her about anything like that. It was just too embarrassing for me to admit to and to ask about. And I’m not sure if it would have made a difference for me now if I had.

I’ve never told my parents that I like girls. It’s never come up, and honestly If I end up dating a girl and want to bring her home, that’s how they’re gonna find out. But I’m lucky in that my parents are very chill. Like they wouldn’t care at all and I know that so I feel ok not ever officially labeling myself because honestly, I think we’re all a little confused hahah.

I definitely want to have a daughter some day. Be able to be someone she can ask real questions to and not feel shame or embarrassment about herself or her body.

But at 8 years old with very little internet knowledge, I would have loved to ask someone about the fuzzy, warm feeling in my panties. It was foreign and strange and I knew I wasn’t supposed to be doing it. Or at least that’s what it felt like at the time. I held a lot of guilt over it for several years and looking back it’s so ridiculous because now I lay a towel down and go crazy for hours at a time, no hesitation involved😅💗

#T’s advice column #toy talk #sex talk #taylormarieee <3

[playtimewmyself]

Dressed up, plugged up, and ready to go run some errands.

I sure hope my skirt doesn't blow up and show my lil pink jeweled plug to the world. I dunno what I'd do if someone were to see it and realize what a needy slut I am. Just about anyone could bend me over in the parking lot and I wouldn't be able to resist.

Cum in my ass then plug me back up as a surprise for the next guy?

#please? #toy talk #going out plugged #this is all sarcasm btw #please find me and bend me over

[planetbeanie]

Two beasts meet

#mod talk #snip the cat #beanie babies #beanie baby #ty beanie babies #kidcore #toywave #nostalgia #stuffed animals #90s toys #stuffies #y2k

[aquilaofarkham]

my astarion apologist agenda is in full force

#aquila talks #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #you can't put a white haired vampire with a traumatic backstory in ur rpg and not expect me to grab him like a squeaky toy