A selection of things I wore to cons this year, with the realization that I have basically no actual photos and just a handful of dumb selfies:
Hobbit / original design Tolkien
no name brand noble lady / Canadian shenanigans
Gil-galad / Rings of Power
Christine Daaé / Phantom of the Opera
Tour de France Loki / Loki series
Celebrían / original design Tolkien
I have zero photos of Christine or Celebrían without the mask, because I stuck the (around the head) straps under my wig to keep everything in order and then just lived like that for several hours. I need to do real photoshoots of, uh. Almost all this stuff.
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I like to imagine that for every choice Loki makes, there is a ghost council of all of the Lokis who have died, judging him and talking amongst themselves.
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I simply cannot stop thinking about this guy right here. I can’t be the only one wondering.
Like, what was even going on with that? Why would Loki, God of Asgard, even know about the Tour de France, let alone be racing in it??
Was it some kind of bet? Was it some kind of strange attempt to take over? Is he trying to prove that he actually can be the best at something? Does he secretly just really enjoy Cycling?
Not to mention even for a god, I can’t imagine he’d just be able to hop on a bike and win a race like that. So did he cheat? Use magic? Has he been secretly training because he secretly loves cycling? Was it a combination of him being really fit and really good at cycling without knowing it?
He looks so happy to have won. Like he either wasn’t expecting it or has been working very hard for it.
I’m also wondering how the TVA didn’t notice this at any point until after he’d won the race. Like, shouldn’t that have tripped sensors earlier? Loki was never meant to be a famous cyclist.
I have a million and one questions and I want answers
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Loki in the prime timeline, thinking he matters little in the overall scheme of the Universe
Meanwhile at the TVA: So this Loki Variant just won the Tour De France. That one was going to lead Jotunheim to overthrow Asgard. This one is destroying our minute men and has been evading us for years! That one somehow became the Hulk. This one taught the Vikings how to build a spaceship. That one ran for President of an Earth country and won! This one cheated death (again) and hid from us. That one somehow managed to set the entire breakaway Timeline on fire. This one got stuck as an Alligator….and now this other one escaped with the Tesseract!!!
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Loki won the Tour de France? 😱
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no way Loki touching the Tesseract was a Nexus Event to begin with after how they’re explained but I bet there’s different sections of the tva in charge of other ‘sacred timelines’ because with their definitions of variants things already really don’t add up much :/
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LOKI WON LE TOUR DE FRANCE?????!!!
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I love that even when (a variant of) Loki tried to be normal/domestic/human like , he still went ahead and became a champion of one of the most brutal sporting events currently held by humans. The extra levels of dramatic on this bitch I swear...
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... So, who's going to dress as the Tour de France Loki?
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I hope Tour de France Loki was pruned on his bike and he hauled ass away from Alioth at lightning speed while screaming at the top of his lungs and now he’s just some lonely cannibal bicycle pirate.
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So, is biker champion Loki responsible for the 2021 Tour de France crash or not? I mean, it is a pretty weird coincidence how the race and the D+ series are taking place at the same point in time....
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Theory: The lady that caused the crash at the Tour de France was actually tour de france loki in disguised
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I would pay so much money to know the story behind Tour de France variant Loki. Like can you imagine being Loki and thinking alright, enough mischief for a while, I’m just going to do something normal and healthy like entering a big ol’ bike race. But then the the TVA shows up and busts him immediately and he’s just like
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