#tortilla asks

[tortilla-of-courage]

What are the Hero of Poll's pronouns?

i've been defaulting to he/him like most links but honestly???? any/all i think. they're anything she wants to be and it'll hyah into the sun as he rolls away no matter what

#hero of polls #tortilla asks

[amamillalatortilla]

Based alfonse pfp /gen /pos

he's like a squeaky toy to me

#i say this completely affectionate #thank you <3 #tortilla asks

[tortschordsofsteel]

ok tort now i gotta ask what the heck is 'piano man take me by the hand' google is just giving me the billy joel song

okay so. bear with me here. because i honestly only know like 30% of context for this

so yeah the very origin seems to be that song. but arounnnnd. 2016? 2017? a vine jdhrjfkf sneezed sorry. a vine had the main bit of it ("ocean man take me by the hand lead me to the land") sung but like. offkey(?) and with a cracky voice and the alike which im pretty sure is where i first heard this because I didn't know it was a song until 4 minutes ago

volume warning but this audio basically. it was overlaid on some other videos like memes and vines tend to do

and i have. no idea how or when. but my brain started processing it as piano man instead of ocean man. like "piano man take me by the hand". it is a sentence ive been thinking about every so often for a few years now.

so when i was brainstorming tags for aa characters i looked at klavier "piano" gavin and went.

ah yes.

perfect.

match made in heaven

#that's pretty much it. long term echolalia lawyerified #tortilla asks

[softersynths]

Uh can you draw peppino meeting a tamagotchi

pizza tower x tamagotchi official crossover when...

#pizza tower #tamagotchi #ask #the-tortilla-of-truth12 #peppino spaghetti

[superkirbylover]

Pony Peppino curses in public and the entirety of ponyville pauses. Just. Mouths wide like :O

he just wanted some tomatoes

#sklart #ask #mlp #mlpfim #my little pony #my little pony friendship is magic #fluttershy #angel bunny #peppino #peppino spaghetti #gustavo #gustavo pizza tower #pizza tower #ponified #comic #sweetie belle #the-tortilla-of-truth12 #ponytower #peppony #guspony

[suc1d3-1z-th3-0nly-3sc4p3]

SLIPKNOT THEMED ASK GAME!!

ask games r so fun to do so why not cook up my own good soup🗣️

Favorite member?

Favorite track?

Favorite album?

Favorite mask era?

Least favorite track?

Least favorite album?

Favorite tour?

If you could meet a member, who would it be?

What is your favorite mask your favorite member wore?

How did you get into Slipknot?

Fan of side bands/projects? (Stone Sour, Murderdolls, SID, Body Pit)

When did you start listening to Slipknot?

Favorite Slipknot quote?

Best era of jumpsuits?

If you were to join Slipknot somehow, what instrument would you play?

What other bands did Slipknot get you into? (Example: I got into Mudvayne through Slipknot)

What member would you beat in a fight?

What member would you throw a 10 minute microwaved honey bun at?

SEND THE NUMBERS INTO WHOEVEA REBLOGGED THIS POSTS INBOX YO!!

#slipknot #slipknot band #ask game #sid wilson #joey jordison #jay weinberg #paul gray #alessandro venturella #chris fehn #tortilla man #jim root #craig jones #zac baird #shawn crahan #corey taylor #j0nath0nx

[predshockey]

#what did i just watch? #why am i even asking that? #why did i make a gif set for it??? #i hope these scatter and lose context #i almost captioned this 'playing with tortillas' #luke evangelista #tommy novak #playing with tortillas #i had no idea where this was going when i clicked play... #their muffled giggles were so cute though #nashville predators #nhl #hockey #my gifs #smashville #preds #gifs #nhl gifs #hockey gifs

[emry-stars-art]

Next person to apologize for adding to my posts/ranting in the tags gets left in the stocks ‼️ stg! Tag rants and additions and asks are the only things that have been motivating me to keep creating like this!! Please never stop yourself if you have thoughts!!!

#“but people dont like additions to theor posts it clogs things up” no!! #maybe other people sure but! not me!!!! #i THRIVE on tag rants are you KIDDING #if you werent tagging and replying and commenting and asking YOU WOULDNT HAVE A ROYAL AU #YOURE THE ONES DOING THIS!! #i dont even care tell me what you had for breakfast in the tags! #tell me your pets name! #whatever!! #sorry im yelling a lot #i just have very strong feelings about our little community #which feelings are 'love' and 'i want to wrap you up in a tortilla blanket #and we can all sit and talk and tell each other our silly little stories' #i dont exist in a vaccuum gdi! #not art sorry guys #hoo boy i need a breather

[basketobread]

TREAT THIS ASK AS A BREAK FROM THE TREMENDOUS (and wonderful) AMOUNT OF DRAWING YOU'RE DOING (again- wonderful, spectacular, earthquake creating.) Bob, if i may be so bold, what is your favourite type of bread?

IDSUHDFSIUFSHFDIS THANK YOU FOR THE BREAK BUT I PROMISE I ENJOY ALL THE DRAWING IM DOING!!!!

BUUUUT if you INSIST on me taking a quick little break... how am i to refuse? 😇🙏

UMMMM okay, this is a really difficult question because i love all kinds of bread. honey oat has always been a top favorite of mine. i eat a slice of honey oat toast every morning when we have it. if not, i usually opt for the classic bagel. but i also enjoy jalapeño cheddar bread!

oh and i REALLY enjoy cinnamon raisin bread. that's always a solid choice. oh and classic wheat is pretty okay too. ummm you can't go wrong with rye though... OH but sourdough is pretty good too. apparently tortilla is considered a flatbread????? if that's the case then tortillas de harina might have to be my top favorite...

but if not, then a good brioche is always a solid choice. well then theres also brown bread which is pretty yummy. baguettes are perfect for some sandwiches though.

OH BUT BANANA BREADDDDD!! banana bread is always good if you want something sweet. but since you're making me choose ONE SINGLE BREAD...

my final answer...

is...

wut were we talking about again...

anyways... i like bread! 👍🍞

#SHFDSIUSDHISDI BUT REALLY #THANK YOU FOR THE KIND WORDS #I DONT THINK IM DRAWING ALL THAT MUCH THOUGH HAHAHA #oh also my actual favorite bread would have to be honey oat aka the one i said first #but im not lying if tortillas de harina count as bread then THAT is my favorite bread #OK ENOUGH BREAD TALK #GOTTA SLEEP NOW #GOODNIGHT EVERYONE #ask bob

[sharenalovemail]

woah i cant believe you are the official alear from Videdo Games

yes anon it's me the Divine Dragon Alear of Elyos inside your brain

#saw this ask last night while falling asleep and it one shot me. especially because my tumblr glitched and showed the anon icon as my pgp #pfp* #fire emblem #fire emblem engage #alear #sombron #tortilla posts #fe alear #fe sombron

[tortilla-of-courage]

For Gdorf you can just have a rehydrate/dehydrate option. go back to our botw2 roots

HELP

#we get link and zelda with bountiful genders. and then you look at gdorf and it's just a sheikah monk shaped guy #tortilla asks

[amamillalatortilla]

2, 10, 13 for your favorite ace attorney character?

HIIII im gonna go with apollo since he's my ultimate scrunkly

2) When I think I truly started to like them (or dislike them, if you've sent me a character I don't like)

i think it actually took me up to 4-2 to start going fully "oh im obsessed with him actually" mode? like when him and trucy actually start bickering and his true personality comes into play (instead of the bundle of nerves he was in 4-1 though he had every reason to be that way then lmao)

i mean, it was still a very "oh i like this guy" since i saw his face on the box art but that's when it turned into More

10) Describe the character in one sentence

main character in a comedy refuses to recognize he exists in a comedy and takes everything way too seriously and hopes everyone will too (no one does)

13) Your favorite friendship they have

oh this one's hard actually hm

i think id go with apollo and trucy's friendship, it's so very. So. gestures. what can i say except that their bickering is amazing, and the way trucy likes to mess up with him because he takes things too seriously is So Good. and the way they trust each other and and and and and listen i swear i have many thoughts but i cant word them properly

i also like him and athena's friendship a lot! apollo tries being cool to impress his younger coworker but she just roasts the fuck out of him it's incredible

(Character ask game)

#tortilla asks #cashewally-sarcastic #on the last one i also like apollo and clay's friendship even though it's like Barely There in canon #but i know them i know everything about it <3 #aa spoilers #just in case #but no actual spoilers ig

[tortschordsofsteel]

(imagine a YouTube video)

YELLING EVERY LAW ASMR (feat. Polly, Dad, Dad 2 and Piano and a Special guest) by realmagicalgirl

13:45 hours and minutes

NSNDNCKF the description's just "real lawyer yells laws while other three lawyers watch and comment on it like it's sports"

#id watch it ngl #aa spoilers #tortilla asks

[total-drama-takes]

Sha-mad who would win in a rap battle between Harold and Lightning

harold would win by default because lightning would only hear "battle" and start throwing hands, thus getting disqualified

#alternatively: he would say he doesnt have any tortillas #i bet lightning makes a mean burrito #i mean its full of protein powder and nothing else #but he wraps it well :) #total drama #td harold #td lightning #ask #also haha hehe ....

[tortillakun]

Saeru in the Möbius song pose

#SAAeru even. get it. because. ok #kagepro #kagerou project #saeru #clearing eyes #kuroha #tortilla arts #kp_art #2020 #fanart #tw eye contact #eye contact #uhh ask to tag ig

[sleep-knot]

💓💝💙 JAY X MICHAEL OR MICHAEL X SID PLS n thank u

☆ JAY/MICHAEL

💓: who initiates most physical contact?

Mike! he's a touchy-feely guy, likes to cuddle jay at night and when he was going through recovery.

💝: who spends more time (possibly overthinking) what presents to get the other?

JAY FOR SUUUUREEE!! He wants to get mikey the best thing he can (it ends up being smarties related most of the time) <3

💙: who is more protective?

I'd say they both are like, equally protective, maybe mike a lil more than Jay

☆ MICHAEL/SID

💓: who initiates most physical contact?

SIDDDDDD!!1! he looooves to touch mike and be touched by mike, even simple lil touches <3

💝: who spends more time (possibly overthinking) what presents to get the other?

Mike yesyesyes Mike does. he wants to make sid happy with lil gifts :]]]

💙: who is more protective?

ough sid. for sure. you touch his babyboy? murder.

#asks #rambles #<33333 #ask game #writing game #jay/mike #sid/mike #sid wilson #michael pfaff #tortilla man #jay weinberg #slipknot #headcannons