#too shy

[lydiaortega1996]

#warm regards #to the full extent #deep feelings #with love #empathy #crushing #too shy #to give him my number #need self confidence #ughhhh

[ive-been-good-i-swear]

I'm just too shy to say it 🩷

You just don't understand how being a shy girl is ruining my life. I can babble on like a silly little slut all day on here but make me interact with a real man and I clam up so fast. I such a virgin. I'm not going to ask to see your cock even though all I want is to drool all over it this very second. I'm too shy. I can barely look you in the eyes. Past boyfriends have just assumed that I just don't want to go any further. They didn't understand. But you do right? You know what you have to do. Tear off my clothes, bend me over and fuck me. Don't ask If I want it. And if I start crying about how I'm not ready, Please just ignore me. I'm just being shy. I promise there is nothing I want more than to be raped by you.

#nsft #1cky princess #1cky thoughts #free use slvt #send 1cky asks #cnc k!nk #free use kink #rough cnc #r@petoy #r@pe kink #r@pe fantasy #cvmslvt #good slvt #too shy #shygirl

[applesfallingfromblondehair]

today in 'criminally underrated': this Ross hair era

👁️👄👁️

#ross macdonald #curly ross #too shy #too shy music video #notes #noacf #notes forever #the 1975

[80s-song-smackdown]

80 New Wave Tournament Side A

#80snewwavetournament #80ssongsmackdown #too shy #age of consent #kajagoogoo #new order #Youtube #80s music

[got-to-my-mind]

i always wanna message other subs and talk about how i wanna play together but im always so shy

#someone pls make the first move #too shy #sub4sub #pup4pup

[mimi-samekun]

Ahhhhh drawing this is already embarrassing enough! But anyway, I just really like aether and xiao. (*≧∀≦*)

#fanart #genshin #genshin impact #art #digital art #xiao #genshin aether #aexiao #xiaother #genshin ship #too shy #genshin xiao

[freakonaleash94]

"Try A Little Harder", Stolas, 2024

#helluva boss music #helluva boss stolas #just look my way #ai song #kajagoogoo #too shy #helluva boss #vivziepop #vivzieverse #Youtube

[sincericida]

🍅The tomatito Garfield 🍅

#andrew garfield #tomatito garfield #too shy #embarrassed #so cute #want to kiss your blushing cheeks #then something more #andrew please #peter parker #tasm #the amazing spider man #spider man #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #tasm spiderman #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #andrew spiderman #andrew garfield peter parker #andrew garfield spider man #breathe 2017 #under the banner of heaven #jeb pyre #tick tick boom #jonathan larson #gif #my gifs #not my gif #sincericida

[supernutcollectionuniverse]

I need to stop thinking about Too shy by Kajagoogoo. Pretty soon they’ll figure out I have autism

#80s music #kajagoogoo #too shy #autism #it’s a good song

[myimaginaryradio]

Too Shy - Kajagoogoo - 1983

#too shy #kajagoogoo #80s #classic rock #80s rock #Youtube

[involuntary-musical-imagery]

April 11, 2023

Too Shy - Kajagoogoo

#involuntary musical imagery #kajagoogoo #too shy #music #songs #song stuck in head #song stuck in my head #earworm #Spotify

[cypheroxide]

WARNING FOR ALL MALES FROM ME when buying a security device for a loved one.

Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife ######. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.

The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to ###### what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Leo looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Leo (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. He is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.

Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a singlet with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Taser in another.

The directions said that:

a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;

a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and

a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.

I'm sitting there alone, the cat looking on with his head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.

I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I AM CERTAIN I JUST MET JESUS!!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note:

If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Taser,

one note of caution:

There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!

A three second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.

· My bent reading glasses were on the top of the TV.

· The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.

· My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.

· My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.

· I had no control over the drooling.

· Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.

· I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.

I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!

(found on the inter webs, not really me)

#reddit refugee #196 #comedy #too shy #ow that hurt #failnation #fucking unbelievable

[bluelizardlives]

Trying to explain to BL that Kajagoogoo is a real band name, Nick Beggs invented a version of the instrument he's holding, and the front man is Howard Jones, not Howard Johnson, even though his jacket says "HoJo" on the back.

#howard jones #nick beggs #kajagoogoo #live music #too shy #epic bass line

[softtopxpressions]

I swear my straight girlies can just walk outside an trip on some dick, meanwhile my LGBT-Qouix ass is FAWKing single single 🤦🏾‍♀️

#lgbtq community #black lesbian #lesbian pride #the big gay #softtopxpressions #blktumblr #being silly #I am not a stud bookie #too shy #advocate for your orgasms

[sendinthehuskies]

i tried to bring up a scene from your latest in conversation and you covered your ears and told me to fuck off so... what is the truth ?

SCREAMMMMMMMMMM go on then. Speak your truth

#I can’t take it face to face #too shy

[ericblackmonmusic]

TOO SHY Kajagoogoo Bass Guitar Cover LESSON LINK BELOW @EricBlackmonGuitar

#youtube #Too Shy #Kajagoogoo #Nick Beggs #ericblackmonmusicbass #ericblackmonguitar #ericblackmon #bass guitar lesson