#too pretty to die

[livjnoodles]

D&D brainworms got me good

Azele because to @thereluctantinquisitor <3

#liv doodles #my art #dungeons and dragons #Azele Valore #too pretty to die #bard #tumblr art #illustration

[angelsandarsenic]

the world (me me me) needs Final GirlxToo Pretty to Die mashups

#Final girl #graveyard guy #PI3RCE #Too pretty to die

[thuviel]

Love that the dice have just decided that my half elf fighter is ridiculously lucky xD

#like #three nat 20s in one fight wtf #and other stuff in previous sessions #amazing #cyril #too pretty to die #dnd #oc

[fumifooms]

Kaka compilation

Because everyone is sleeping on him. Witness his greatness!! First two Kaka colored icons were colored by me, lineart by Ryoko Kui though!

Kaka & Kiki are kinda like Laios & Falin… Kaka being stoic and giving repressed energy like early Laios, Kiki being cryptic and always smiling and kinda soft-looking. Autism siblings 2, ostracized and othered as kids and have a deep bond due to sticking together through it all, though unlike with Laios their parents are very loving so Kaka developed family as a big value more than Laios (bc asides for Falin Laios doesn’t care much about it).

In the gnome festival comic you can see Kaka is more emotive than he seems! Full with a :3 face, and he’s the one crying at the end. He’s insecure about his legs and being tall… It really got to him. Conceal don’t feel. In the gnome festival comic you also see him sensing others’ gaze on him and that something is off unlike Kiki, again Laios-like in the way that judgement from others gets to him more than her.

#The twins are so autistic swag #A falin just as chilled out and smiling and a laios who never stopped repressing #They’re so neurodivergent and they’re allowed to just exist I love you Kui. Kaka is just literally me #I looove characters that are hard to know and hard to read/easily misunderstood. They’re my favorite thing #LOOK AT THE WAY HE SMILES THE WAY HE BLUSHESSS HE’S PERFECT and I would take a harpoon to the chest for him thank u #I do love Kiki too btw but I’ve been seeing her in fancontent and posts way more than Kaka so I had to give him some spotlight #But also Laios is my fave of the Toudens so this very much checks out #Their pre-Flokes story would be interesting to analyze too #Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kaka floke #Kaka #Kiki and kaka #floke twins #As you may guess from my new-ish icon I am in my kaka era #ALSO I SWEAR TO GOD STOP BEING MEAN ABOUT HIS NAME #KA IS A SYLLABLE IN MY IRL NAME. YES I WAS BULLIED AND CALLED KAKA AS A KID. MY NAME ALSO MEANS UGLY STUFF IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE #KAKA’S A PRETTY NAME I’LL DIE ON THIS HILL. IT’S NOT WEIRD IF YOU DON’T MAKE IT WEIRD #Oh also another laios falin parallel: they both sort-of-date the same woman

[logicallyblind]

my absolute favourite favourite favourite trope in fanfic is when thorin is outwardly a grouchy, ill tempered scowling dwarf whom bilbo just silently watches from afar lamenting the fact that someone like That would never give someone like Him the time of day-

and then the perspective shifts to thorin and we get to just listen to this smitten fool plan out their wedding in extreme detail all while waxing poetry about the sunlight shining through bilbo’s curls in his mind i just,,

#I EAT THAT SHIT UP EVERY TIME #THORIN CALLING BILBO PET NAMES IN THE PRIVACY OF HIS OWN MIND??? HELL YES #THORIN ACCIDENTALLY SLIPPING UP AND SPEAKING ONE OF THEM ALOUD EITHER IN TIMES OF DURESS OR WHEN BILBO JUST LOOKED TOO PRETTY??? HAND IT OVE #I WOULD DIE FOR IT #idk what that trope is even called #but i love it dearly #the hobbit #lotr #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #lord of the rings #thilbo #fanfic tropes

[pidgydraws]

🌻 in any life 🌻

the character redesigns in Trigun Stampede finally caused my brain to realize all of the similarities between two of my most beloved ships: Vash and Wolfwood, and Touya and Yukito. Both, just a couple a sad boys - one of them inhuman and one of them with inhuman powers - trying to find a way to be together and protect the people they love from forces way outside of their control.

#trigun #trigun stampede #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #pidgy drew #Trigun and Card Captor Sakura are both so formative to who i am as a human being that it's pretty messed up #lol lol lol lol lol #both these ships got too much 'please just let them be happy' energy that will eat at my heart like voracious worms until the day i die #(oO v Oo) #artists on tumblr #digital art

[adhdslugcrimes]

Jason: Wally, tell these losers Dick was just the fuckin golden child ass bastard.

Wally, eating a sandwich: he wasn't, and got to change my damn windows.

Tim: see!? He wrecked the Batmobile only now just gotten better.

Wally, laughs: no he hasn't, he just been hiding it better from everyone in Gotham.

Batfam: what—

Stephanie: explain.

Wally: can't I'm too pretty for prison, but I'll say this. The duffle bag of heads is childs play what Birdie has done.

Jason: YOU MEAN HE ONE UP ME ON THAT TOO!?

#wally west #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #birdflash #batfam #wally is too pretty for prison #of course he's a ride to die man helping birdie with crimes

[fluffclan]

Can y'all look at tumblr, or just post? If yes to the former.. What kind of content do you each like??

(//ooc: featuring all my favourite clangen blogs!! Go check them out!!)

Rustbee and Mossfrog belong to @fallenclan

Rimestar and Foxflit belong to @bitterclan

Pachirisu belongs to @sporeclan Belle belongs to @almaraclan

Mistlestar and Slightpaw belong to @whistleclan

Rainpaw belongs to @cats-of-rainclan

Coniferpaw belongs to @castaway-clan

Luckpaw belongs to @lotusclans-luck

Fieldfeather belongs to @gray-thistleclan

Sootsnow belongs to @chasing-faith-and-fate

Bleakpaw and Howlkit belong to @dawn-clan

#this is like kinda noncanon since im pretty sure almaraclan is set in the victorian era so it doesn't make too much sense #but like im not passing an excuse to do fanart bc loook how gorgeous everyone else's kitties are #look at them #im so invested in all of these #i needed to post this quickly before any of these cats die lol #fanart #fluffclan #fluffclan driftpaw #ask #driftpaw answers #clangen #i might make a follow up posts with the other starclan cats dash preferences lol #they enjoy fishblr a lot i think

[livjnoodles]

Quick lil Ilyan doodles, because that's all that my post-covid brain mush will allow

#my art #liv doodles #Ilyan Sato #too pretty to die #dungeons and dragons #character concept

[k4pp4-8]

They're so dear to me....

#i WILL die if i think too much about them #oh how i love complicated family dynamics #they're a pretty cute family if you ignore all the emotional manipulation and treason #ok ko lord boxman #ok ko darrell #ok ko let's be heroes #ok k.o.! let's be heroes #ok ko fanart #my art #kappart

[thuviel]

!!!! Faron 4-6, 17, and 30!! :DDD for Nicodemus 19 and Cyril 12

Faron

4. What secrets do they keep, untold to anyone?

He keeps the fact that he has no idea what he's doing 90% of the time pretty close to his chest. Making such big decisions is genuinely scary to him and he often gets almost paralysed when having to make a choice. He's become really good at stalling decisions in a way that just makes him look thorough and like he's considering all options, which is partly true. He doesn't share this with anyone, he understands that every single person there relies on him to lead them, unafraid, they need him to lead with certainty and strength. And a small part of him is also afraid that if they find out that they put such an incompetent person in charge, the consequences would not be good for him. Historically, things don't go well for elves that have tricked or angered humans in power. He is, of course, way more competent than he actually thinks, and this fear is born out of his deep insecurity in his leadership skills. Luckily, the other Inquisition members recognise his skills better c: 5. How do they feel about magic

He finds it very interesting and fascinating, and definitely impressive as well. But he does have a lot of respect for it too, he knows how dangerous it can be. It blows his mind how magic can be used to manipulate things, even things thought untouchable, like time! And he loves hearing people talk about the intricacies and theory of magic, whenever Dorian or Dagna excitedly talk about how some magical effect works he always listens with fascination.

6. How do they feel about killing

He doesn't like it, he never takes the loss of life lightly. But he also knows that often there is no other choice, and it's something that must be done in order to protect his loved ones, or even the world. That's why he decided to train as an assassin during his time in the Inquisition. If he could learn the quickest and most efficient way to kill, the more likely he was to succeed in keeping everyone safe. But he really does not enjoy the blood on his hands.

17. How do they react to trauma

He goes numb. Not to the feelings that arise, they are raging inside of him, but to everything else around him. And he feels lost. If it was a situation where he was involved, he tends to blame himself and loses all confidence in himself. Depending on how severe the trauma is, he will avoid whatever he associates with the event or the people involved, the reminder of it too painful and bringing up too many emotions. He might slowly return to those things over time, but he has to heal first.

30. What makes them cry

Quite a few things. Feeling lonely. Seeing or hearing about injustice or suffering of others. Seeing an animal suffer. The immense pressure put upon him. Arguments with loved ones. Obviously death of loved ones.

Nicodemus

19. Do they have siblings

Nope, Nicodemus is an only child!

Cyril

12. Do they have hidden talents

They can make a perfect imitation of an owl call ^^

#thank you for asking friend! #faron lavellan #nicodemus #cyril #dnd #too pretty to die #oc #themonstercals #answer #ask game

[barghest-land]

the armor will drop iron tears on your body, and fire will become a cold wind in your mane

#barghestland #apart from rewatching game of thrones and taking some inspo from there #i'm also thinking about millions of real horses who didn't deserve to die in stupid wars irl #so this is for all the horses #art #artists on tumblr #no i don't know how armor actually works don't @ me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #drew some things here and there for the sake of it being pretty i don't care if it doesn't work okay #i'm too stupi for figuring this out

[yourhighness6]

Unpopular opinion but I think in SPOP S2E3 Catra was genuinely trying to protect Entrapta from Hordak after almost being suffocated in the same episode by him

I think the main obstacle to Catra's perspective redemption arc at this point isn't her tendency towards violence or her constant anger, as those are classic character flaws before redemption arcs, but her manipulation tactics and her capacity to treat other people like shit. This is kind of an uncommon way of presenting these sorts of characters, who are often shown as being kind of "dumb" while having a repressed natural kindness. Catra certainly isn't "dumb", she's incredibly intelligent, an excellent strategist, and extremely careful with her words. In this scene I saw not the first glimpse but one of the first of a girl who genuinely cares about those close to her (besides Adora) and may be worthy of redemption. Catra clearly does have a heart, but I'm interested to see exactly how this plays out, as Noelle Stevenson took a huge risk by giving her these traits.

#shes the most interesting character to me so far #but entrapta bow and glimmer are my favorites #I pretty much like all of them except for Hordak and Shadow Weaver so far #Shadow Weaver can go die in a hole #but I was surprised by hordaks cruelty in this episode we don't see a lot of him directly harming ppl #I've heard he gets a redemption arc too so again excited to see how that pans out #catra #entrapta #spop #she ra #she ra and the princesses of power #catradora

[hana-no-seiiki]

sorn from bg3 (the male prostitute drow) is such a mood cause like people always get flustered whenever i use nicknames on them (like baby/sweetheart/etc). i’ve been called all the petnames too (my current favorite being cloudhead/mooncake atm) and those that i date often tell me that it makes their heart stutter when i use those

but on the other hand i get so unbelievably and irrationally flustered n shy when people who don’t usually call me by my name just use ‘yun’ like smiling and butterflies and all augh

and my friends keep calling me out saying i act like a horny/fetishizing/problematic teenager despite having the vanilla fantasies of a victorian woman

SO I WAS THINKING

QUICK YANDERE SOFT PRETTY BOI SEX WORKER BRAINROT??

could be a camboy, host club worker, pornstar, etc. your choice and imagination

Like ya boi who’s whole job it is to fulfill the most depraved fantasies imaginable. Who lived almost his whole life doing all sorts of kinks and fetishes

but absolutely crumbles when you ask him to have sex with him in the missionary position and maybe even the lights off

like he’ll join massive orgies no problem. host/strip for celebrities like it’s no business

but when you ask if you can hold his hand while you two make love. or kiss him gently with all the love in your eyes

he just

he just ceases to function.

you aren’t a regular of his, as much as he hates that fact. but everytime you schedule a meeting with him, he just has this dopey smile on his face and he’ll often uncontrollably giggle and squeal when you hit him up.

he has some pretty rich and dangerous clients

so sometimes he may or may not drug you when you visit him sometimes.

i mean you can’t blame him if your legs are too weak the next morning (or afternoon/evening, this man has stamina) or if you only wanted to have a nice chit chat but suddenly that pink sweater you bought him started to look really nice especially with his even prettier legs exposed like that.

opens up an exclusive rent-a-boyfriend offer but in actuality it’s just you in that list

overall a menace

you know how some of my readers uses yan harem to beat the yan harem

he definitely uses his fans/clients to keep you leashed

besides, no one else can serve you like he can, so might as well stay for some more hm?

#i wrote this in one sitting #weird fact: i wanted to be a host once upon a time. like a rent a boyfriend. #cause i loved dressing up and looking pretty #and doing romantic stuff #but without that attachments that came with #now im too stressed and out of shape but i mean THE DREAM WILL NEVER DIE!!! #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere oc #yandere imagine #yandere fic #yandere oc x reader #yandere core #yandere soft boy #yandere ramble #yandere brainrot

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Milk theory? 👁️👁️

ANYTHING FOR YOU TWO!!!!

ok this is gonna be short and mildly insane. i would like everyone to understand that this is pretty much Entirely unfounded & i'm just reading too much into a teeny little thing. however i've convinced myself that this theory is viable against all better judgement

take these mad ramblings with a Monumental grain of salt. im not to be taken seriously ever

so it all boils down to This

Little

Motherfucker.

the milk carton behind Barnaby's house.

it was added with the last large update, and it Immediately made me lose my mind. it's such a... strange thing to add to the map, which already has Teeny Secrets - along with other choice objects that make me narrow my eyes. but this isn't about them.

The very first thing I thought of when I saw the milk carton was the phrase "no use crying over spilled milk". which, of course, essentially means that there's no point in crying over things you can't change / things already done. There are a couple ways i'm interpreting it with this context

Something is going to happen that Barnaby feels personally responsible for. or is responsible for - either indirectly, or maybe he'll do something terrible. i think it's entirely possible that he might do that possible something for Wally. and again, take this with salt, but Clown has implied through trivia and fun hypotheticals that Barnaby would go to lengths for Wally. and yes, i know. taking evidence from "what would the neighbors do in Among Us" is absurd. IN MY DEFENSE! while the trivia isn't really to be taken seriously, there's always a thought process behind character roles and dynamics and behavior, and that is something that can be (carefully) looked into and applied. like in Among Us, apparently Barnaby would, and i quote, "Barnaby does all the Dirty work if Wally is an Impostor- Anything to help his little Buddy out...". anything to help his little buddy out, huh? like, it's been stated that Barnaby knows things about Wally that no one else does. and it's been mildly implied that he's fairly protective of Wally. and we all know that Wally is getting into some deep shit, and whether he means to or not he's likely gonna fuck everything up for everyone. it's not that big of a leap to speculate that Barnaby might do something drastic/horrible/regret-worthy in Wally's name / for his sake.

2. something terrible is going to happen to Barnaby / directly related to Barnaby, and he's going to be absolutely powerless to do anything about it. though i think that's kind of a given... yeah this section is pretty self explanatory

3. Barnaby is going to go missing. because what used to be on milk cartons? Missing Posters! yes yes i know this one is even more of a reach, since milk cartons didnt have missing posters on them till the 80s, but yk. it's a Thought.

my second thought was "oh ok so when the carton spills, it's curtains for Barnaby." this part of the theory is just me being paranoid that Barnaby is going to wind up kicking the bucket - though i suppose if that were the case, there would be a bucket, not milk. well, if a bucket ever appears, i'm going to start prematurely mourning. Still!

the point is - at some point, that milk is probably gonna spill. it may be just a detail as things get better Worse, or it could be indicative of something terrible happening to / because of Barnaby. the milk spills, Panic Time.

Milk Theory.

#innocuous milk carton: *appears* #me: I Will Now Proceed To Lose My Absolute Shit. Thank You. #ITS AN OMEN TO ME PERSONALLY #im sorry i read too much into the map. OR MAYBE I READ INTO IT JUST ENOUGH! who's to say who's to say... #certainly not me! #its just. such a choice of prop #i mean it makes sense-ish on just a decoration level #milk is pretty common in relation to comedy methinks #but still. it stands out to me. #Im Aware That This Barely Makes Sense And Its Somewhat Ridiculous #Im Not Known for Having Good Or Even Coherent Theories #homebogging #wh speculation #welcome home speculation #alright well this was fun. nobody look at me #the day i stop overanalyzing the map is the day i die #THERE ARE ALREADY SECRETS IN THERE! THE MAP IS PROVING TO BE IMPORTANT! #IM ALLOWED TO READ INTO THINGS! #also riv i havent gotten the chance to sit and listen to it yet </3 Soon though! i Promise!

[tomfowlery]

there's something particularly demented in the fact that, in del Toro's version of Pleasure Island, a land of disobedience is instead a fascist youth camp, similarly destructive and damaging to the psyche—only that this was a reality children had to face, making the sight only that more twisted. while the og Disney film ends with the kids as servants and slaves, these kids aren't even given the choice to live.

both versions had kids trying to act like adults, but while the original had kids transform due to acting out of line, Toro's aren't spared. they're given little opportunity to escape or think for themselves, and are instead killed both by fascism's cruel instruments and adult arrogance.

#del toro pinocchio #del toro's pinocchio #pinocchio #guillermo del toro #don't wanna put too many tags on this but anyway #the Emotions this film gives me!!!!! augh!!!! #also ik u dont technically see the kids die but i mean. it's pretty much implied ain't it. or at the very least scarred n needing to — #pick up the pieces