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gingers-deadbody · 5 months

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The Girl (Technically) Next Door - Carl Gallagher x Fem! Reader

Part Three: The Party

It's been 2.5 months since Carl and I started "taking it slow" as he calls it. We haven't told anyone and we still act as friends around other people. I love Carl, but I don't wanna be a secret. At the same time though-

C- "Y/N? Hello?"

Y/N- "Oh sorry. You were saying?"

C- "Where do you wanna go? My house or yours?"

Y/N- "W-we can go to my house."

And we were on our way to my house. After we got there we went straight to my room. I sit on my bed and Carl locks the door. He walks over to me and takes his shirt off. I bite my lip. When he reaches me, he takes my shirt off too. I slowly slide my shorts down as he crawls over me and we start making out. Our deed was cut short by Debbie calling Carl's phone and asking where he was.

(Italics mean they're talking on the phone)

D- "Carl where are you? And where is Y/N?"

C- "We're at her house," Carl responded.

I put my clothes back on and handed Carl his. When he got off the phone with Debbie he put his clothes back on and told me he had to go. Something about having to watch Franny. I told him it was okay because Kev and V wanted me to go into the bar for a while anyways. We said our 'I love you's and we were both on our separate ways.

- TIME SKIP -

Later that night Carl and I met up and watched movies together on his couch. Soon, Carl and I dozed off all cuddled up and woke up to the rest of the Gallaghers 'aw'-ing us and teasing us about being a couple and what-not. When Carl and I decided to give up the act and admit it, the Gallaghers decided to throw us a party because apparently they all had a bet on when they thought we'd get together.

- TIME SKIP TO THE PARTY -

The party was super fun. Music, beer, food, weed. Everyone got shit-faced and fell asleep everywhere BUT a bed. In the morning everyone was super hungover so we ate a bunch of food for breakfast (i what hungover ppl do/eat)

Later Carl and I went to the Alibi and when we walked in, everyone turned to us and started cheering. Apparently THEY also had a bet on whether or not we'd get together.

Y/N- "Shut the fuck up, assholes," I yelled at the Alibi regulars. They were always there. Especially Tommy and Kermit.

Y/N- "Hey daddy Kev, can we get some beer?"

K- "No! You are both under aged and hungover enough. Absolutely not!" He yelled at us.

C- "Come on, Kev! Please" Carl pleaded.

V walked into the back to get some more booze or something. As soon as V left, Kev gave both of us beer and rushed us away so V wouldn't see. If she saw him giving beer to us, she'd totally freak out. After we finished our beers, we walked back to my house to sleep it off. We laid in bed and cuddled and soon drifted off to sleep.

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I finally updated after 1,000 years but I hope y'all enjoyed since it literally sucks but at least it's something 🤷🏻‍♀️

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#shameless #carl gallagher #carl gallagher x reader #carl gallagher x fem reader #carl gallagher x y/n

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best-green-character · 1 year

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Best Green Character Tournament

The first round of voting will begin at approximately 3:30 PM EST on Thursday, March 16, 2023. Each round will last 24 hours.

Our Lineup:

Round 1-A

Peridot from Steven Universe v. Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes

Roronoa Zoro from One Piece v. The Saint from Rain World

Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street v. Choromatsu Matsuno from Osomatsu-san

Gon Freecss from Hunter x Hunter v. Bruno Madrigal from Encanto

N Harmonia from Pokemon v. Phonegingi from Dialtown

Gir from Invader Zim v. Heather Duke from Heathers

The Onceler from The Lorax v. Mojo Jojo from The Powerpuff Girls

Bulbasaur from Pokemon v. Jolly Green Giants from Green Giant Commercials

Round 1-B

Midoriya "Deku" Izuku from My Hero Academia v. Steve from Blue's Clues

Shintaro Midorima from Kuroko's Basketball (Kuroko no Basuke) v. Disgust from Inside Out

Zim from Invader Zim v. Green Mage from Everhood

Creeper from Minecraft v. Slimer from Ghostbusters

Pidge Gunderson from Voltron: Legendary Defender v. Hinomori Shiho from Project SEKAI

Louie Duck from DuckTales v. Ferb Fletcher from Phineas and Ferb

Shego from Kim Possible v. Grovyle from Pokemon

Fiona from Shrek v. She-Hulk from Marvel Comics

Round 1-C

Link from The Legend of Zelda v. Raine Whispers from The Owl House

Green Lantern / Guy Gardener from DC Comics v. Calliope from Homestuck

The Green Knight from Arthurian Legend v. Edd from Eddsworld

Gumi "Megpoid" from Vocaloid v. Amity Blight from The Owl House

Nepeta Leijon from Homestuck v. Rantaro Amami from Danganronpa

Retasu "Lettuce" Midorikawa from Tokyo Mew Mew v. Green Goblin from Spider-Man

Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives v. Leafy from Battle for Dream Island

Shaggy from Scooby-Doo v. Princess Tiana from The Princess and the Frog

Round 1-D

Willow Park from The Owl House v. Legolas from The Lord of the Rings

Green Arrow / Oliver Queen from DC Comics v. Chara from Undertale

Yoda from Star Wars v. Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist

Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. v. Aisha (Princess Layla) from Winx Club

Lloyd Garmadon from LEGO Ninjago v. Rohan Kishibe from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Futaba Sakura from Persona 5 v. Grantaire from Les Miserables

Buttercup from The Powerpuff Girls v. Kanna Kizuchi from Your Turn to Die

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from TMNT v. Qi Rong from Heaven's Official Blessing / Tian Guan Ci Fu

Round 1-E

Luigi from Super Mario v. Duo from Duolingo

Marina Ida from Splatoon v. Vylad Ro'meave from Minecraft Diaries

The Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas v. Nao Midorikawa / Cure March (April / Glitter Spring) from Smile Pretty Cure! / Glitter Force

Fern Mertens from Adventure Time v. Ben Tennyson from Ben 10

The Riddler from Batman v. Piccolo from Dragon Ball

Grogu (Baby Yoda) from The Mandalorian v. Basil from OMORI

Poison Ivy from DC Comics v. Midori / Sou Hiyori from Your Turn to Die

Alicent Hightower from House of the Dragon v. Mei Dragon / Long Xiaojiao from LEGO Monkie Kid

Round 1-F

Toph Beifong from Avatar: The Last Airbender v. Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks

Rock Lee from Naruto v. Dimple / Ekubo from Mob Psycho 100

Duck from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared v. Frog and Toad from Frog and Toad Are Friends

Yoshi from Super Mario v. Sprigatito from Pokemon

Beast Boy from Teen Titans v. Scourge the Hedgehog from Sonic

Loki from Marvel Comics v. Fjord from Critical Role

Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck v. Jet the Hawk from Sonic

Jake English from Homestuck v. Riz Gukgak from Dimension 20's Fantasy High

Round 1-G

Kermit the Frog from The Muppets v. Morro from LEGO Ninjago

Larry the Cucumber from VeggieTales v. Brian Yu from Monster Prom

Green M&M from M&Ms v. D'Vana Tendi from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Green from Animation vs. Animator v. Beetlejuice from Beetlejuice

Jade Harley from Homestuck v. Plankton from Spongebob

Hulk from Marvel Comics v. Green Ranger / Tommy Oliver from Power Rangers

Double Trouble from She-Ra: Princess of Power v. Madame Vastra from Doctor Who

Snufkin from The Moomins v. Netzach from Lobotomy Corporation

Round 1-H

Marcy Wu from Amphibia v. Vera Oberlin from Monster Prom

Tinker Bell from Peter Pan v. Danny Phantom from Danny Phantom

Ralsei from Deltarune v. The Creature (Frankenstein's Monster) from Frankenstein

Tsuyu Asui / Froppy from My Hero Academia v. Surge the Tenrec from Sonic

Shrek from Shrek v. Sailor Neptune from Sailor Moon

Gumby from Gumby v. Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy

Elphaba Thropp from Wicked v. Martian Manhunter / J'onn J'onzz from DC Comics

Marie Cuttlefish from Splatoon v. Rayquaza from Pokemon

#best green character tournament #long post #tumblr competition #tumblr polls #tournament #green

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thatboomerkid · 15 days

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Happy Hunting, Mister the Frog! (part one)

[interior: the New York Continental, mid-day; it is full of badass assassins in fancy suits all quietly going about their business]

[the camera pans the lobby to show that the crowd is also inexplicably interspersed with various Muppets: Rolf is playing piano, Scooter is a bellhop, Link Hogthrob is talking on a cellphone while surrounded by beautiful female bodyguards, and Sam Eagle is reading a newspaper with the headline “PROFITS?!?”, all while Uncle Deadly & Sweetums chat casually with a group of heavily-tattooed men]

[the crowd is ALSO full of random celebs not otherwise featured in the John Wick movies: Zendaya, Mark Ruffalo, Weird Al, Jenna Ortega, Snoop Dogg, Jack Black, Margot Robbie, Randall Park, Paul Rudd, Nicholas Cage, Lucy Liu, Christopher Walken, Tommy Chong, and Lady Gaga, among others]

[meanwhile, we see Dr. Bunsen Honeydew exchanging a massive dufflebag full of comically-oversized guns for a small black briefcase (which Beaker then immediately drops several times, allowing the chickens stuffed inside to escape) while the Electric Mayhem arm-wrestle John Cena; we can see Statler & Waldorf heckling a group of angry Yakuza from their theater box in the background ]

Bell: (chimes as the door opens)

Kermit: (trudges in, visibly annoyed and wearing a black suit & tie; he has a large, cartoonish white X-shaped bandage on the left side of his forehead)

Fozzie: (wanders in behind him, loudly eating popcorn out of a little red-&-white-striped box; he is openly ogling both the scenery and the patrons)

Fozzie: Oh wow! Kermit, look! This place is great! They have EVERYTHING! Did you see the luggage carts!? (pause) Ooh, are these people all really … you-know-whats?

Kermit: Everyone has a vocation, Fozzie. These are all just regular people, just like anybody else.

Fozzie: Wow! And I guess your old college roommate John Wick told you about this place, huh? Hey, did anyone ever tell you that the two of you look totally identical? Especially with your new haircut!

Kermit: Uh, Fozzie, can you keep it down? I think people here can be a little … touchy.

Fozzie: (fondling a confused Idris Elba’s tie while looking over his shoulder to read his cellphone) Sure thing, Kermit!

Kermit: (audible sigh)

Everyone: (begins whispering as Kermit trudges across the lobby; he arrives at the empty front desk and rings the bell)

Kermit: Fozzie, will you stop that?

Fozzie: (snapping pictures of an annoyed Rihanna on his disposable camera) Sorry, Kermit! (snaps another picture)

Kermit: (grumbles, rings the bell several more times) Hello?

Gonzo & Rizzo: (pop up from behind the desk in perfect unison) Checking in, Mister the Frog?

Kermit: (even more visibly annoyed) Guys, what are you doing here?

Rizzo: We work here now!

Gonzo: Yeah! The High Table said we’re their new most-dependable employees!

Winston: (leaning out of his office) I said most disposable.

Rizzo: That’s right! And no funny-business on Continental grounds, buddy! Or I get to spray you with the fire extinguisher! The boss said so!

Winston: (leaning out of his office again) I most certainly did not.

Statler: What’s that? No funny-business!?

Waldorf: Well, that certainly won’t be difficult!

Statler & Waldorf: OHOHOHOHO!

Kermit: Look, guys, I just need a room. My house got blown up. Again.

Fozzie: Yeah, guys! Also? Kermit here is gonna avenge my death!

Kermit: Fozzie, stop telling everyone that I’m going to avenge your death. I think you really scared that poor Uber driver.

Rizzo: Right! ‘Cuz everyone knows he’s gonna avenge Piggy’s death first!

Kermit: What? Who? No, no I am not.

Gonzo: (putting on 3D glasses) Ooh, a flashback!

[flashback begins]

Miss Piggy: (dramatically flinging herself onto a bed) Oh, Kermie! I’m dying!

Kermit: Uh … well, no. I mean, I’m sure lots of people get banned for life from Shoes 4 Less, honey. It’s probably … fine?

Miss Piggy: (wailing, kicking) NO! SHOES! NOOO!

Kermit: If it bothers you so much, maybe … uh, just try not punching all the security guards in the face so much next time?

Miss Piggy: No! NO! My life is OVER! I’m buying you the cheapest dog they have and then I’m DYING!

Kermit: uhh

Miss Piggy: (wailing)

Kermit: (slowly backing out the door) … Okay well I’m gonna go fold some socks and I’ll leave you to it.

Miss Piggy: (suddenly sitting up) And you better not kiss any other beautiful women after I’m dead, frog.

Kermit:

Miss Piggy: (dramatically slams herself back on the bed; wailing resumes)

[flashback ends]

Fozzie: And I’m the dog!

Rizzo: Cool!

Kermit: No you are not.

Gonzo: Ooh, that was a great flashback! Can we see the part where you learned karate and high-speed stunt-driving?

Kermit: No! And I’m not avenging anyone’s death!

Rizzo: Ohhh, right, right, right! Sure, sure, I gotcha! You’re “not” avenging “anyone’s” “death”! Of course, why didn’t you say so!? I got just the guy!

Gonzo: (pulls out a megaphone) Attention, all Continental guests! Attention, all scary Continental guests! Sommelier to the front desk, please! Sommelier to the front desk! The world’s most dangerous frog is now purchasing several very large guns!

Kermit: (visible anger)

Swedish Chef: (crashes though a door behind the front desk, stirring a giant pot full of bullets that fly everywhere) Hurdy yurdy, Meester dee Frog! Needin’ der guns fer de pewty-pew, shooty-boom-boom?

Rizzo: He wants to know who the target is.

Gonzo: Tell him it’s me! I wanna see what he would recommend!

Swedish Chef: (begins rummaging under the desk; pulls out a bazooka, a katana, a spike-covered accordion, and a big black cartoon bomb — already lit — with the word ‘BOöMBb’ written on it in giant white letters) Hokey-hinkey Mistier dee Froög! Skirben der moo frinkie shootie all der baddies, ya?

Rizzo: He says it comes with a bayonet and three laser-sights, but it’ll cost you extra.

Fozzie: (playing with nunchucks) Oh wow, Kermit! You could probably “not avenge” the whole city with all this stuff!

Gonzo: (brandishing flamethrower) Or the entire nation of Portugal! Twice!

Kermit: (exasperated groan) Look, I’m not “not avenging” anyone! And especially not the nation of Portugal!

Gonzo: Not even once?

Kermit: NO.

Rizzo: (tossing several ninja stars over his shoulder) Pfft. Not with that attitude, you’re not!

Kermit: Now are you gonna rent me a hotel room, or is that the one thing this place doesn’t have?

Daniel Craig: (standing behind Kermit) Ah, I beg your pardon? I am ALSO checking in? I was told that there were several, ah … dozen murders in need of investigation?

Kenneth Branagh: Ah! Oui, and I was told zee same thing?

Benedict Cumberbatch & Robert Downey Jr: (simultaneously) As was I. (scowl at one another)

Scooter: (arriving from nowhere) If you’ll follow me, gentleman? I’m afraid you’re in our “committing” section; the “solving” section is right over here.

(crowd of detectives departs)

Fozzie: (takes several photos of them)

Keanu Reeves: (walks up wearing a cheap fake mustache and glasses) Um, excuse me? I would ALSO like to check in; my name is, uh … Chlon. Uh … Chlon Ww… Glick. Chlon Glick. I’ve never been here before.

Rizzo: You again? Get out of here, buddy! This place is only for real cool guys with tattoos and tragic pathos! Go be a nobody loser some place else!

Keanu: (leaves)

Rizzo: Jeez, what is with that guy?

Gonzo: I like him! He taught me a cool pen trick! Watch! (jams pens in his “ears”)

Scooter: Ahem! Your room is ready, Mister the Frog. You’re in our “tortured path of self-destructive revenge” suite!

Gonzo: (now with like thirty pens jammed into his face) Ooh, that’s the best one!

Scooter: No, you’re thinking of the “self-destructive path of torturous revenge” suite. This one’s a dump.

Fozzie: Does it have a minibar?

Scooter: It does … not. And it’s next to two different ice machines. (checks clipboard) Make that three.

Fozzie: That’s okay. Is the bed comfy?

Scooter: Not particularly. And you’re definitely going to get attacked in the middle of the night by this guy. (gestures at Crazy Harry)

Crazy Harry: (waves axe around with low, ominous chuckle)

Fozzie: Ooooh, fancy! (snaps a picture)

Kermit: Look, do you have any rooms that aren’t weird horrible death-traps?

Scooter: Uh … probably not, but I guess I can check? You’re welcome to hang out in the lobby while you wait.

Fozzie: (picking up a bar menu) Kermit? Can we order some onion rings?

Rizzo: Yep! And there’s a running gun-battle every hour, on the hour!

Gonzo: (strapping on a helmet, picking up a chicken) Be sure to stay for the evening show; it’s completely different than the afternoon matinee! No spoilers, but I’ll probably die!

Kermit: (grumbles, walks to the bar)

#the muppets #john wick #not gaming related #feed me to the ai daddy #mickey mouse gave elon gonorrhea

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kittygrobemlin · 1 year

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Last of us x reader chapter one - Tomorrow Is a Long Time

Summary: You started to remember what happened three months prior but the moment you reached Jackson and everything changed

Word Count: 2.4k

Notes: this is my first time doing a Last of Us X Reader story, so sorry if something's are inaccurate to the normal story, also i'm not great in coming up with chapter names so i'm using song titles that I listened to while making them

Edit: I didn't proofread this the first time and once my friend read it out in a Kermit voice, I then realised I needed to fix somethings

Song: Tomorrow Is a Long Time by Bob Dylan

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It has been three months since Kansas city, Henry and Sam, as the three of you walked near a cabin that looked occupied, Joel and Ellie were about to head inside but before you could you spoke up "hey I'm going to stay out here, I need to clear my head" Joel gave you a nod and Ellie just looked at you for a split second then followed Joel in

you walked off but still in sight of the cabin in case something went down, you found a snow covered stump and sat down

you started to breath in and out trying to recall everything that has happened in the last three months

*flashback*

you were sitting around the table with Joel and Tess trying to figure out how to get a car battery, Tess suggested that they steal back the battery

It was agreed so they left the apartment at night, it was like you were sleepwalking because one minute they was talking to Marlene and agreeing to smuggle a teenager called Ellie out of the Boston quarantine zone to the Massachusetts state house then next moment they watched as Joel started to beat the living shit out of the Fedra guard because he was going to shoot Ellie

When it felt like you had woken up is when the four of you were running from clickers in a very tight spot and noticed Tess was about to be bit by one but you didn't realise you were too late because as you pulled the clicker off her as it faced you instead and launched itself at you but before it could you killed it

Tess grabbed your shoulders calling out your name "Y/N are you okay, are you still with us" your eyes snapped at her as your eyes started to slowly dilate from the adrenaline rush

"Yeah yeah I'm still here, wait" you placed a hand to your head feeling dizzy "how did we get here again" Tess looked at you worried but Tess couldn't say anything because Joel was calling out for Tess and you

you and Tess went to find Joel and Ellie, so now you, Joel, Tess and Ellie reached the state house only problem was they realised it's been compromised

But the matters only got worse when they found out Tess was bit, "it was going to happen sooner or later" Tess looked at Joel then to you

But before she could say anything else a noise could be heard outside, Tess started to knock over petrol drums and grenade boxes

She told Joel to take Ellie and run to which he did but when she looked at you, Tess knew something wasn't right with them she saw a glint in their eyes but not the good kind

"Y/N you're going to have to be strong now but you might fall down that path again you hear me but use it because Joel and Ellie needs you like how you protected us back then with Tommy, me and Joel, you have to protect them at any cost" you looked at Tess as you tilted your head slightly to the right, the glint in your eyes showed for a second as you looked at Tess then nodded but before you left, you kissed Tess's forehead

You made it out of the state house before Tess blew it up, you don't remember much after that because it happened again you ending up in a sleepwalking like state cause you came to Kathleen getting killed by a child clicker and a swarm of infected heading back towards kansas city then like a blink of the eye you were burying Henry and Sam

*End of flashback*

Now here you were waiting on a snow covered stump waiting for Joel and Ellie to come out of the cabin to which they did but you noticed Joel clutching his chest in pain

You started to run over to them "Jesus Joel are you okay, what happened in there you were both gone for hours" Joel looked at you with furrowed eyebrows "it must of felt like that but don't worry it was only a few minutes, also I'm doing okay darling so you don't have nothing worry about"

Joel gave you a small head pat before getting back on his feet and walking towards the river of death, Ellie on the other hand was a bit more concerned for your well being

You's took shelter near a cave-like entrance for the night and you went to sleep first way before Joel or Ellie could say anything to you

Ellie looked over at your sleeping body then back at Joel, "Joel I'm worried about Y/N" Joel turned his head to look at you then back at Ellie "what do you mean"

"Well if you haven't noticed they have been looking like they are in a daze and their eyes have been in a dilated state in two separate incidents" Joel furrowed his eyes at Ellie "what are you on about Ellie"

"Joel how have you not noticed, I heard them gasp when Kathleen was killed and they gasped again when we buried Henry and Sam, it was like they didn't realise what was happening around them also back at bill and franks they showed no emotions and it felt like they weren't even there*

Now that Joel thinks about it he did start to notice some hints but he brushed it off chalking it up to stress but before he fell asleep, he started to think to himself when they reach Jackson should he leave you there with Tommy

Daylight approached as you started to wake up to the morning birds singing, as you got up you noticed you were the last to wake up "oh I'm sorry, you should have woken me up, if I was holding us back"

Joel looked at you for a split second "um darling we did it was like you were dead to the world, but now that you're up we can head out"

The three of you started your hike to the river of death, as you were walking, you could feel you were heading back into your daze again but it only lasted for a second cause as you were watching Joel and Ellie look at map trying to figure out where you's were

you heard the galloping and horse's neighing from afar, Joel started to panic and grabbed both yours and Ellie's hand but it was too late to escape as they circled you's, Joel quietly spoke to you and Ellie "stay behind me" then very quickly putting your hands up in the air

"We ain't looking for any trouble we're just passing through" one of the people on the horse points a gun at Joel "drop the gun" Joel compiles to order

You started to count how many people there were trying to think of a plan b in case things go sideways

"You's two take five steps back" you snapped your head towards the guy that ordered you and Ellie to step away from Joel, you compiled but you could feel something gnawing in the back of your mind "Joel and Ellie needs you, you have to protect them at any cost"

You closed your eyes so tightly that it felt like your ears were ringing, you didn't realise what was happening around you until the ringing stopped and all you could hear was Ellie laughing

When you opened your eyes again you were on a horse galloping up to Jackson that was surrounded by a fortress of wood

As you's walked through the gates, looking at all the people working you's all came to a standstill when you heard Joel spot Tommy and yelled out his name

You looked at Tommy with the biggest smile but sad eyes as you hop off the horse you were on and hugged him so tightly that you couldn't tell if he was real

Tommy picked up on that but before he didn't say anything, they were all asked by the woman that brought them here if they would like some food

Joel and Ellie started to eat the food in front of them but for you it was like you were a miles away that you didn't hear most of the conversation between the four of them you only caught bits and pieces like

The woman's name is Maria and she's married to Tommy and Ellie being rude to a girl that was being nosey

Tommy had asked you something but didn't hear him until Ellie kicked you in the shin, that got a reaction out of you as you whipped your head around to look at her "Y/N Tommy asked if you want a tour"

"Oh um yeah sure" you nodded and started to rub your eyes like you felt so exhausted

Maria and Tommy started to show you around the place, you listened to everything that was being said up until Maria ushered you and Ellie away from Joel because Joel wanted to catch up with Tommy

Maria showed you and Ellie the house you'll be living in, you started to look around but the moment Maria left you's two alone, Ellie turned to you

"What the hell was that back at the hall" you looked at Ellie with a confused look "what are you on about"

"That look of annoyance Y/N when I was trying to get your attention" you started to rub your eyes again and to stifle a yawn "well Ellie that's what you get when you kick someone in the shins", "but you weren't responding to Tommy's question"

"That's because I am exhausted and I was tuning things out" Ellie looked at you then muttered "you've been doing that a lot lately"

You stopped rubbing your eyes "What was that", "nothing" Ellie looked away from you as you squinted at her

"Anyway you go and have a shower Ellie I'm going to find Tommy", "wait why do you need to talk to Tommy", "there are some things that I need to talk to him about"

As you were about to leave Ellie asked one more thing "like what", "nothing for you to worry about"

You went looking for Tommy, you were about to give up when you noticed Joel storming out of a bar, that's where you headed

The moment you entered the bar Tommy looked worried like he said the wrong thing cause as you walked up to him he started to apologise for something he didn't mean then he realised you weren't Joel

The both you sat down and had a catch up chat, "so Y/N how's life been keeping ya" you looked at Tommy for a second before giggling to yourself "it's been dandy Tommy" Tommy gave you smile

"Ok Y/N tell me what's actually going on with you" you took a deep breath before telling Tommy "it's happening again Tommy, I feel like at times I'm in a constant sleepwalk state but I'm there but not there feeling and I'm only coming to certain moments"

Tommy looked at you in complete concern "when did it start happening again", "uhh the day we needed a car battery so that day we met Ellie"

Tommy stood up for a second to pace while you stayed seated "does Joel know" you shook your head "no he doesn't and he doesn't need to know"

"Y/N Joel needs to know", "he doesn't need to know because it ain't just that, I keep having this gnawing feeling that something bad is going to happen to them and Joel and Ellie need me, i have to protect them at any cost"

Tommy stopped in place as he looked at you again like he was examining you for something but he was interrupted by you yawning

"but the main reason I haven't told Joel is because I fear he's going to leave me when he learns the truth about me, like when we reunited back then and everything I did to protect you, Tess and Joel”

Tommy walked over to you and gave you a hug and small words of comfort "don't worry Joel isn't going anywhere, he's not going to leave you"

you gave Tommy a comforting smile as you hugged back but you both noticed it was getting dark, you decided to head back home, while Tommy went to find Maria

As you entered the house it was quiet, "hm they both must of still be out, Welp I'll sleep on the sofa until they get back then" but the moment your body layed down on sofa you fell right off to sleep like you were dead to world and nothing was going to wake you up

So you never woke up to Joel and Ellie having an argument or that Joel and Ellie were about to leave but before they left, they spoke in hushed whispers to each other before leaving the house

"Joel why aren't you waking up Y/N", "their going to stay here and Tommy will look after them", "but why", "you told me that they had been acting strange and I think if they stay here they will be fine"

Ellie sighed at Joel "so we're just leaving them, what if they come looking for us instead"

Joel looked at Ellie and didn't think about that then believes Tommy or Maria will stop you "come on we need to head to the stables before Y/N knows we're missing"

Joel and Ellie headed to the stables where Tommy was waiting for them "what took you so long", Ellie was hopping on the horse before responding to Tommy

"We were discussing things about leaving Y/N here" Tommy went wide eyed when hearing this as he looked at Joel "you said you weren't going to abandon them Joel" , "Tommy they have you here to look after them"

Tommy huffed out an angry breath "you've put me in a bad situation and it's only going to get worse" Joel hopped onto the horse with Ellie but she looked at Tommy with a quizzical look and wanted to ask what he meant

But she never got the chance as Tommy opened the gates of Jackson for Joel they were gone and Tommy started to head back towards his house and having now to plan what happens next with you

#tlou x reader #joel miller x reader #tommy miller x reader

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howlinchickhowl · 2 years

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🔁, 👌, 🛳️ please

Hey hey! Thank you for playing I'm so in the mood to chat about fics! (hint hint I'm still up for recommending some things if anyone wants to send requests)

🔁 A fic you’ve re-read several times

Often if I'm re-reading it tends to be shorter things, one-shots, little fixes that I know will give me a boost. Not that I never re-read longer things but I like to keep a little list of things under 10k that are guaranteed to make me feel good if I'm having a moment. One of those is You Grew Up Good by basicallymonsters, which is about Mickey getting out of juvie and getting all distracted by what the author calls 'ian's spectacular puberty' it's a good one!

👌🏼 A fic someone else recommended to you

Well right now I'm working my way through The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Ian Gallagher, on recommendation of basically everyone who has ever read it, but also, more specifically @metalheadmickey who has just finished reading it. I couldn't be the last person alive to not have read it! But additionally, when I was a lil fandom newbie, reading LRPD by myself in the dark at 2am, Gray recommended Love is a Ballfield with what seemed like every other breath?? So I read that and I loved it. Still technically unfinished but it feels very resolved.

🛳️ A fic that brought you aboard a new ship

this is hard! I tend not to read fic about ships I'm not already interested in?? Wait, who is it that wrote that cursed Tommy x Kermit one-shot? 😆 In Restoration there is a lot of Amanda (lip's college girlfriend) and even though it didn't make me a Lip/Amanda shipper or anything, it made me care a bit more about her and wonder what Lip's life might have been if they'd stayed together. So we'll say that!

Thank you for the ask! I'm here all week folks 😊

#howlin atcha #gallavich fic rec #fic rec asks

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patches-and-her-selfships · 2 years

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THE F/O TOURNAMENT ROUND 1 RESULTS (and how they brutally killed each other)

TROPHY VS KNIFE:

trophy knew that knife could absolutely beat him up in a fight so he threw his banana blast protein shake at him and since knife is allergic to bananas (and anything else that trophy likes to eat) he exploded

ROUXLS KAARD VS THOMAS SERVO:

rouxls gave tom one of his mind bending puzzles (which was just the box and button thing he tried on the fun gang) and poor tommy couldn’t figure it out for the life of him and gave up

(bonus: a shitty recreation of what happened)

WILT MICHEALS VS LUISA MADRIGAL

after a long round of them apologizing to each other and not being able to build up the courage to lay a finger on the other, luisa figured she’d let wilty win (even though she could easily turn him into dust) because he’s so sweet and kind and he doesn’t deserve that

PICKLE VS MAI MINAKAMI

mai pulled the most dastardly diabolically meticulously crafted most devastating prank of all time on pickle and he got fucking obliterated, that gamer boy didn’t stand a chance against her

YIN YANG VS COCO

after a bit of arguing yin yang decided to throw water bottles and dr fizz cans at coco until she ran away

PAPER VS ELLIOTT

elliott wrote a patrick star x kermit the frog x dracula fanfic on paper and traumatized that twink so much that he had to go to therapy for 900 years

SPYKE VS RASCAL FUKAZAWA

rascal decided to be an idiot and grab one of spyke’s hair spikes and it went AAUAUAUAHAIAUAUA IM POISONED NOOOOOOUUGUDJEJGIWURNFJF and fucking died

ANNIE VS MAYONNAISE PARAGUAY

they just stood there in silence while moe relentlessly insulted may until xe retaliated by turning verself inside out and scaring annie away

EIGHT REMAIN

bonus bonus: the results for the extra question

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imikhailo-archive · 3 years

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if ian and mickey don't work out we still have tommy and kermit

#shameless #ian x mickey #tommy x kermit #shameless spoilers #s11

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somestansomewhere · 3 years

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MY Favorite Shameless BFFs

I am keeping sibling relationships off this list as that will be a list of its own!

Honorable mentions: Liam&Todd, Lip&Joaquin, Fiona&Kev.

5. TOMMY & KERMIT 🍻

Omg! I almost forgot to include them on this list! Although the 11x01 scene was strange for me (LMAO) the friendship that these two have always makes me smile. They’ve been sitting beside each other for years and do have a close bond. When you think of the bar flies at The Alibi, sure you can think of Billy, Chester, Craig... but Tommy and Kermit are ALWAYS “Tommy AND Kermit”!!!

4. FRANK & MIKEY 👔

The definition of “Partners in Crime”!!! The perfect friendship! Two characters that are so made for each other! I really enjoyed the scamming and the bond that these two had. Frank was devastated when Mikey left, and it was so entertaining to see just how much they cared for each other. WHM and LG’s chemistry and IRL friendship totally worked onscreen. Love these two!

3. FIONA & VERONICA 👑

Babies, and legit bff goals. Ahhh there is so much to analyze about these two but to sum up my thoughts, I just love the passion and conection here. I miss the their relationship so much . Like it’s so emotional now that Fi isn’t with V. Their personalities perfectly balance each other and the fact that they are neighbors just makes their bond even tighter. These two gal pals have been through so much together and the support they give each other is filled with so much love. They have each other’s backs no matter what.

2. LIP & BRAD 🤝

This duo is SO underrated, but whenever they have scenes together it warms my heart. Lip can be arrogant but Brad offsets that with his snarky comments. Perhaps another match made in friendship heaven! They also do a great job at keeping each other on track (...well not so much in 11x05 but I digress). They need each other, and I wholeheartedly see Brad as the one friend that stuck around in the Gallagher Family’s lives. Congrats Lip!! LOL The chemistry between JAW and SMC feels so organic and now that Brad is an uncle to Fred only makes them even closer: a family bond. I can only hope that cousins, Fred and Miles, will become best friends too and follow in Lip & Brad’s footsteps (... well not with booze)!!

1. IAN & MANDY 🥺

Omg, who else could it have been! Besides #3 on this list, Ian and Mandy have been friends since season one! It’s sad that they haven’t seemed to be in contact since season six but the LOVE that these two have for each other is so real. In 1x03 when Ian tells Mandy that she’s beautiful, you can tell that he means it with his whole heart. Ian would do anything for Mandy and always came to her aid no matter what. He really was her “knight in shinning armor”, and now they’re brother/sister in-laws. As characters, there’s also a bunch of similarities between them that makes their bond that much stronger... I could go on and on about them but I’m not going to ramble. Their friendship is just THAT good. You can’t make it up and it cannot be matched!

Thanks for reading! 💙

Please keep in mind that these are my opinions! Like always, I have a lot more to say but I won’t in this post LOL this was hard to choose so lemme know your thoughts! I wanna know what you guys think!

#Tommy x Kermit #Frank x Mikey #fiona x veronica #lip x Brad #ian x mandy #Frank Gallagher #Mikey O’Shea #fiona gallagher #Veronica Fisher #lip Gallagher #brad young #Ian Gallagher #Mandy milkovich #shameless #gallavich #my favs #termit

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