#tommy is v close to haircut time

[jjkyaoi]

Puffy and Tubbo, both being shed hybrids, have to get haircuts every so often to be healthy, just like actual sheep

But Tubbo really fucking hates it

And in the past, like during l’manburg, pogtopia/manburg, and even new l’manburg, he’d never willing get a haircut. So all his friends had to hold him down just to give him a haircut.

But yknow how fanon Tubbo has his hair over his eyes? Yeah ranboo doesn’t know shit about sheep hybrids, so he just let his husband go brrr. And then tommy comes back, and at some point asks ranboo about it, somethin about how frequently has he been gettin Tubbo to get a haircut

And of course ranboo just sits there like “have I what.”

So then comes a v chaotic scene where ranboo and tommy both have to hold Tubbo back from running away, Tommy’s this close to shaving tubbos entire head, Tubbo pulled out his nuke button and keeps threatening to push it, and ranboo is crying ue ue ue /j /lh

And Micheal just stands in the doorway watching this entire thing go down :]

SNENBWJWVWJJWJENR THAT'S AMAZING. i imagine tubbo's just threatening to blow the whole place up bc he doesn't want to get a god damn haircut and tommy, whos had to deal with this shit like. a thousand times, is just;

[tozierpunks]

re: the losers having kids who become friends

Stan and Patty planned for kids; they were definitely trying before that call came. So when IT is defeated and Stan is a-okay, they finally get the babies they want. Jennifer comes first; she’s a firecracker of a kid. She’s loud and she’s uninhibited and she’s everything that would’ve exhausted Stan as a child. He adores her. He combs her hair at night before bed, and ties ribbons in her pigtails before school, and he’s so incredibly proud to be her father.

After deciding to have their two (and absolutely NO MORE) kids close together, Patty gives birth to little Andrew. He’s very much a follower, and hangs on to his sisters’ every word. She gets them into all sorts of shenanigans, and Andy is a dutiful baby brother. He’s constantly got his thumb in his mouth; which is CUTE.

Stan brags to the other losers that his kids never fight.

Bill and Mike take their time getting together; Billy has a divorce to get through after all. As soon as it’s all said and done though, they start looking to adopt. It doesn’t take long at all -- in fact, it seems like... fate. Whether it is or isn’t, Mike is awed when their little Lucy stumbles through the door.

She has a fairly large burn on the left side of her face, which will become a permanent scar. Her parents died in a car crash, which gave her the mark in the first place. Mike says she looks like an angel, which rapidly gets her out of her shell.

They adopt her as quickly as they can. Then it occurs to them, one CRUCIAL fact they didn’t quite consider: the world............. is horrifically dangerous.

Most of their time is spent keeping Lucy’s curious behind out of trouble. She’s the Tommy Pickles of the kids; danger is her middle name and she also laughs in the face of it. She’s got courage but also... no offense to Bill, but she’s got his Big Stupid. She finds a feral cat and - despite it scratching her to ribbons - she wants to take him home and give him a bath. Mike has to quickly yeet her out of the bathroom and trap the cat inside before calling animal control.

Ben and Bev? They have five (5) kids, which... is on brand. Two sets of twins; Milo and Miles, followed by Olivia and Owen, and then finally their baby, Archie.

Milo Hanscom is a sweet lil poundcake; he’s very much like his dad. If a conversation isn’t going EXACTLY how he mapped it out in his brain, he will turn and walk away with no added explanation. On the other hand, Miles is a lot like his mom. He’ll sneak cigarettes and he’s incredibly smart; he’ll swipe a bag of candy from Keene’s store and sell each piece for a quarter on the schoolyard. Bev has no idea where he gets his income, but she is SUS.

Miles and Jenny are actually best friends; as toddlers, they would go up to each other (sneak up, really), and smack each other on the heads as a greeting.

Olivia and Owen are as close as sisters can be; they have their own language, and both of them are brilliant, scholarly girls. Owen will absolutely stab anyone in the way of her GPA. They’re the masterminds when they’re babies: all those shenanigans the Rugrats get into? Owen or Olivia hatches the plan, and they have their older brothers wrapped around their fingers! So they have the muscle to back up their ideas.

Archie is the super sweet baby child. He is SCARED. Of EVERYTHING. He cried during his first haircut. Animals terrify him. As a baby, he’d sob when the sun disappeared behind clouds. Ben tried playing peekaboo with him once, and Archie was inconsolable bc “WHERE IS MY DADDY?!?” Those kawaii stress balls - the squishy things with cute faces? THOSE are harder than Archie Hanscom.

Finally, we have Richie and Eddie’s kids: Julian and Deana. Biologically (because yes, they chose surrogates), Julian is Eddie’s, whereas Deana is Richie’s. And... it kinda shows through their behavior.

Julian is the first of the Losers 2.0 to say no to his parents. His first word: No his second word: Nah-uh his third word: Nope his fourth word is stinky, but that’s neither here nor there.

HE KEEPS BREAKING SHIT. Ofc it’s an “accident.” How far can this lamp tilt? How much water is too much for the doggie bowl? How much of this lotion and toilet paper can he fit in the toilet? (He counts to twelve, but to be fair, he skips numbers 3-11 cause he doesn’t know those. “1, 2, 12.”) How much Julian can fit through the doggie door? (the answer is half)

Now Deana-- they panicked in the hospital. Eddie grabbed Richie by the shoulders and said, “Every gay couple our age has a pet or daughter named Diana. We can’t name her after the princess.” and Richie goes, “Psh, of course.” and haphazardly scrawls and “e” over the “i” on her birth certificate.

Julian is one and a half years old when he meets his baby sister, and Eddie carried him in to see the newborn infant. Her weird beady eyes terrify him, and his immediate response is to smack her lil face. This instigates their childhood long fight, because they don’t stop for the next thirteen years.

On Julian’s third birthday he asks for them to take Deana back to the hospital bc, “she’s stinky, and I hate her,” and he smiles like :D when he proposes the idea. He’s convinced Deana is broken because she refuses to eat; she’ll suck the salt off fries, and eat a lil piece of pepperoni off the pizza, but other than that, no thanks!

Now when you get all the kids together? Ultimate chaos! Jenny and Olivia lead all the others on their bikes to ride around Derry, and when Miles finds the Barrens, those girls have the brilliant idea to build a clubhouse. Ofc neither of them wanna get dirt under their nails, so they enlist Miles, Milo, Lucy, and Julian. Deana keeps trying to eat the dirt, and Julian is huffy bc he has to stop her.

Archie screams every time a bug flies by, and Lucy gives him her sweater (she knows he likes it, because it’s a pastel green and v. soft), telling him, “My daddy made this for me, and it protects you from monsters, if you believe it does.”

Throughout digging, each of the kids rotate who brings snacks and games. The Hanscom kids always have a great haul (mostly because there’s more grabby hands to raid their pantry), and everyone is so-so when it’s Julian and Deana’s turn, bc the only sugary thing in their cupboards are cereal.

While everyone’s digging (they’re about two feet into the project at this point), Andy and Owen are playing a game of scrabble. Neither of them wanted to get their hands dirty! Much to Owen’s surprise, Andy wins. She’s not a good loser, and she very huffily throws the board a couple feet away. Andy, a patient and good sport, goes to get it, when he falls through the large mound of leaves.

All the Losers 2.0 panic (Jenny “strangles” Miles as she shouts that her parents will be SO PISSED if she let the earth eat her brother), and are relieved when he pokes his little head out from the leaves. He looks excited, and he shouts, “GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND!”

Julian puts Deana in her wagon (which all the other babykids ride in too, so Deana, Archie, Lucy, and usually Andy) and pulls them over - with Milo’s help ofc, and Olivia is the first to venture down. She turns on a flashlight and echoes Andy’s excitement, “GUYS, LOOK!”

Climbing down the ladder, one by one, the kids marvel in complete awe at their discovery. There’s a swing, a dusty old hammock, and even a super old-looking stereo. With a little elbow grease, this hole could be turned into EXACTLY the clubhouse they wanted. Their entire summer goes to making the clubhouse a perfect hangout spot.

One night, while the original Losers Club is having a barbecue, Patty asks, “Where do you think those kids run off to all day?”

Ben fondly thinks back on the clubhouse he and his friends created together, and he can only hope his kids find something half as great. “Probably somewhere fun,” he says.

“It’s probably how it was when we were kids,” Richie says, looking at each of his friends. “The best.”

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[tessasangeltom]

NSFW Alphabet: Tom Holland

Author’s Note: Okay so I posted this about a half hour ago then i realized, it didn’t show up on my dash or the stuff i tagged it in, and im just windering, why is tumblr doing this again?? Anyways someone requested this earlier, and im happy to post it, if it works. ♥

A: Anal 

Now this! Would be something Tom would definitely wanna try. You would be persuaded a bit into doing it but nevertheless when you both do it, it brings you both pleasure you’d never thought you’d experience.

B: Boobs 

Just because Tom is an ass guy, doesn’t mean he doesn’t love your tits any less. He loves the way they feel in his hands and the way they move when you are grinding your body on him.

C: Cum

Alright, so he loves cumming inside of you. Not just during sex, but when you’re giving head as well. There’s just something about cumming in your warm wet mouth when you’re trying to take all of it that just drives him wild.

D: Doggy Style

You love this position, not because how close or kinky y’all can be in it, but because when he has his chest against your back, you can feel the dog tag that is hanging around his neck against you. You can feel the coldness of the metal press to your neck only adding to your pleasure.

E: Eyes

Everyone always underestimates brown eyes, but in him, his eyes are just gorgeous. Especially when you staring into the honey colored orbs while cumming and he has a hand behind your neck to keep your head from falling back so you don’t lose the eye contact.

F: Food 

You guys aren’t really interested with the food idea into sex. You both find the idea either too messy or too sticky to bring into the bedroom.

G: G-Spot

Repeat. He hits your g-spot repeatedly, with his fingers or cock. Doesn’t matter, it just doesn’t seem to stop. He’ll hit it hard constantly so in some cases, you even squirt. But it doesn’t matter because neither of you object to the sight or the feeling when you do.

H: Hair

Recently Tom has been teasing people with his new haircut. Even you. So when the days come when he cuts his hair, you kind of get sad. He looked gorgeous with the hair cut, of course. But that doesn’t stop you from pouting from it. The handfuls of hair you would have when he was in between your legs eating you out, or when he’s on top of you and your pulling the hair at the name of his neck. You’ll miss it, but he always makes it up when he sees that bottom lip pout out. (Oops I did too much)

I: Initiative (who starts it first) 

He always starts it. It’s not that you never want it, but he always wants it, even in the most unexpected times. He’ll grab your sides, pull you tighter against him so you can feel how hard he is, and start nibblin on your ear to get you to start at it too.

J: Jacking Off 

The long hours away, hotel beds by himself. The coldness of the beds, his own hands do no justice. He’ll FaceTime you as much as he can, even if he’s sleepy as hell, he’ll try to have that alone time with you on the phone just he can have even a smidge of the pleasure he feels with you.

K: Kink

Ooooo, he definitely has a spanking or choking kink. Why not both? Which is why you being on top is his favorite position. You could be bouncing on him as fast as you can, just to get you as close to the edge as you can. And he’ll have one hand on your ass spanking you to leave red marks. And the other hand around your throat pressing lightly while your looking into his eyes begging to cum. 

L: Location

Tom is very precise about location. He always makes sure it’s somewhere private. Since his fame is getting bigger as time goes on, Tom chooses to do it in a secluded site where no one will see like the place you live in. If it’s in the car, he makes sure to have his car parked in the garage with the door down so no one can see.

M: Mouth 

This is a topic we need to address, no hiding. Tommy got thin lips, but does that stop him from eating out your pussy so good till the moment you scream? Nope! He knows how much you love his tongue so he’ll use that to his advantage and just tongue-fuck the hell out of you. 

N: No

With the kinks, Tom may like doing stuff like that, but he will absolutely not go too far. If you say what he is doing is too much, he’ll stop all together and ask if your okay. He needs to know if your okay and comfortable with what he’s doing to make sure your happy.

O: Oral

His head game is A1. His tongue and lip work? Oof, shit takes you to a whole other dimension. He lovessss it when you give head too. He loves feeling your mouth try to take all of him, his favorite thing is to fuck up into your mouth with your eyes watering, mascara running down your cheeks. (Where he gets pretty girl)

P: Part 

His arms. His arms never cease to amaze you. The way they wrap around your body, they way they hold you up against the wall, the way they flex when he’s holding you and your legs are wrapped around his wait. His favorite body part of you are your cheeks. Both ass and face. When he’s fucking you from behind you, he loves cumming on them like he’s painting a picture. Sexually or not, he loves holding your face cheeks in his hands. They way they bubble up when you smile, thin out when you have your mouth open from cumming, or hold the cum that he just released on your face. (Too much oops)

Q: Quiet

Ain’t neither of you quiet while you guys are fucking. Another reason why he chooses a secluded location, he actually doesn’t like when people hear you moan because he thinks he should be the only one to.

R: Rhythm

Deep, sensual and passionate. That’s how you both love it. Skin to skin, cheek to cheek, heart to heart. You want each other as much as you can and nothing can come between you two.

S: Sexy

Tom says he feels sexiest when he works out, and you do find him sexiest when he is. Especially when he is boxing. The way his body tenses when he is hitting the punching bag drives you insane and he knows it. He finds you sexiest when you’re wearing his clothes. This one shirt he has: a blue button up. He loves you in it, he’s thought so many times of fucking you from behind in it and screaming out his name.

T: Top

Said before, his favorite position is when you’re on top. That’s when he can have you at your neediest and most vulnerable and he loves it. When you’re on your back, Toms hands get to travel everywhere. They go from your ass, to your boobs, to your side, to hike up your legs and to the pet in your thighs he can grip onto while fucking you deep. 

U: Unprotected (yes I mean no condom) 

As much as he loves cumming in you, he loves the image in his head (and possibly on his phone) of cum on your skin. He finds it so pretty, with the white on your stomach or back and you looked all fucked out of it, and he loves it because he made you like that, he put you in that state.

V: Virgin

Tom doesn’t like one night stands. He never did them, but doesn’t mean he’s pure. He’s definitely had sex, and so have you. And when you guys found each other, you perfected the art. You both found out what your really good at, what your not so good at, and what you both love and hate. 

W: Wetness (horniness)

We’ve talked about how needy Tom can get, but he’s not alone. When your in the mood and you initiate it, the wetness could have you both swimming. He loves it when you get in that kind of mood without him having to do anything, gives him a certain type of power when he knows he can do that to you.

X: X-Ray (how big he is)

Tom may be on the short side with his height, don’t mean he on short size down there. He fills you up perfectly, with just some more left over and you love it. He drowns in the cockiness (get it) of his size and sometimes you have to shut him up with a kiss.

Y: Yearning 

His hormones and your hormones don’t go well together. When he comes back from those long movie filming times, you guys go crazy like rabbits.

Z: Zzz

Doesn’t matter if it was kinky, rough, slow or gentle; if you guys just had sex, you’re knocking out right after. It’s usually with you having your face buried into his neck, falling asleep with the smell of him. Or him having his head in your neck, cuz our bug needs to be cuddled too.

~~~

@awkwardfangirl2014 | @ludiclove

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[filligan-universe]

31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN -- Week 3

The week of Fridays. Sorry if that’s dreadfully boring, but I’ve been looking for an excuse to binge these and this challenge seemed like a good enough one. They’re easily digestible, especially after the third one, and short and simple. I once caught Parts 6-8 during a marathon on TV when I was young and they didn’t scare me but I was fascinated by them. Oh, I also watched Krampus.

October 13 -- Krampus (2015)

Few people seem to understand what this is, but I’m sure as hell glad I bit the blind bullet on director Michael Dougherty’s other film, Trick R Treat, which I will be watching for this challenge because it’d be dumb not to. Krampus is a gateway horror film for kids. I always derided horror in my youth because I was, and still am, a giant wuss, but the genre is more flexible than any other when it comes to aging. They’re fine wines, really. Where else would my tastes be without films like Beetlejuice in my childhood? And I know Beetlejuice has never really been considered a horror, but the film is generally spooky and can act as a gateway for kids to get accustomed to the genre -- it can teach them to have fun being scared.

Krampus is an artifact in that sense. There is a clear and spooky atmosphere, some awesome creature designed that even creeped me a little, and the film doesn’t apologize for any of it. It’s for kids -- and adults who have already been gatewayed. I found very few flaws in it.

9/10

October 14 -- Friday the 13th Part III (1982)

The Friday-a-thon begins. This film was made with primitive 3D in mind and it possesses entertainment value in that alone. I mean, it’s also hilarious because of everything else that happens, but the 3D thing is a real cincher. Objects and hands, oddly enough, keep being framed directly toward the camera. And viewing this in 2D, it’s easy to forget how this film released, so literally every time something like that happened, my brain broke a little: “What? Why would you frame something like that?! I don’t even know what I saw! A snake on a string? Huh?!?! OHHH fuckin’ 3D!” When Jason spearguns a girl in the lake, the spear fires towards the camera along a white string. When I saw that, I said, “YASSS 3D!!”

5/10

October 15 -- Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter (1984)

The franchise finally has some money behind it and no longer looks like utter garbage with flecks and dirt and WATER DROPLETS on the camera lens (sorry, Part III triggered a lot in me). And the film doesn't do much do tread new ground, but baby Corey Feldman is there, and Crispin Glover is a dancing champion.

6/10

October 16 -- Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)

I appreciate a lot of what this film tries to do to resuscitate the franchise. Nobody like it because Jason isn’t in it, but that’s fine, I don’t care. Part V tries to bridge the previous four films in a new direction. It doesn’t pan out because, well, this is still a slasher flick and also most of the characters are pretty boring -- Tommy included -- and the ending is totally nutso bonkers and makes zero sense. Still, you know, it’s better than Part III.

6/10

October 17 -- Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986)

I haven’t watched them all yet so I may retract this statement, but if there’s one Friday film I’ll likely rewatch just to legit enjoy it, it’ll be Part VI. From the outset, the atmosphere is refreshed and new: Tommy Jarvis is a new actor with a new haircut and then wacky stuff starts happening. The best part? The film knows how wacky it is and relishes in it. Look at that image. The film’s opening titles is a James Bond parody. I wasn’t sure what was happening in the beginning -- weirdo resurrections and magical lightning bolts?! But once I saw Jason walk into a closeup of his own pupil and slash the titles into existence, I was sold. 

The film has been labeled a prototype for the self-aware horror film -- your Screams and Chuckies -- and considering it has a year on Evil Dead 2, I’m willing to concede that point. Okay, okay, okay, let me set this up clearly: John Travolta’s nephew and his lady-friend are driving a Winnebago, but Jason is hiding in the back and captures the girl. John Travolta’s nephew can’t notice, though, right? I mean, he’s still driving, and also where’s all the fun when he gets killed? So, the solution to keep him distracted was for him to just love the shit out of driving a mobile home. His girlfriend gets hacked to bits and that’s constantly intercut with him shouting, “THIS IS GREAT!” from the driver’s seat. Honestly, best piece of comedy I’ve seen in months. 

This film knows the franchise won’t survive on serious slasherness ad nauseam, so it endeavors to actually be fun. Hell yeah. Also, a sweet Alice Cooper theme song to close the end credits? Done. I’m done.

7/10

October 18 -- Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

Instead of capturing the fun established in Part VI, Part VII returns to boring seriousness while introducing telekinetic powers in Carrie 2.0. This feels like a film made by committee. “Fellas, it’s 1988! Stephen King is really popular!” Even when Jason grabs a weedwhacker, he just lumbers around. His heart’s not in it anymore. The makeup on his ugly fish face is dope, I guess. But none of the characters are interesting, not even Carrie the Sequel, and the film can’t even drum up excitement in an unstoppable force versus an immovable object. Carrie 2.0 just keeps electrocuting and drowning and throwing Jason around and he keeps getting back up. No one cares. She can’t even find a clever solution, she has to be saved by her zombie father whom she accidentally drowned in Crystal Lake with her powers as a child. There, I ruined the ending of the film for you and I don’t even give a fuck. Why is her dad a zombie? What the fuck.

4/10

Hey, let’s take a minute to cover something tangentially related that popped in my head last night: when the hell do these films take place? Let’s break it down:

Despite being released in 1980, Part 1 takes place in 1979 because I believe it takes place 21 years after the murders in 1958 (bear with me). So, Part 1 is in 1979.

Part 2 has a tiny section 2 months after Part 1, but the bulk of the film takes place five years later. So, Part 2 is in 1984.

Part 3 takes place immediately after Part 2. It’s still 1984.

Part 4 takes place immediately after Part 3. Still 1984 

Part 5 does not specifically state when it takes place in relation to the previous installment, but we know Tommy Jarvis has become an adult, or just about one. He’s 12 in Part 4, so let’s be generous and say he’s 17, which means five years have passed since Part 4. The year is now 1989.

Part 6 presumably takes place directly after Part 5, but it’s a little unclear: the film can cleverly be interpreted as a direct sequel or a whitewashing; after all, the ending of Part 5 makes no sense and is understandably whisked under the rug. Either way, though, Tommy is the same age, so it’s still 1989.

This is where it gets interesting. Jason is chained at the bottom of Crystal Lake when Carrie 2.0 is a small child (IMDb says she’s 10 so let’s go with that). I had to rewatch the start of the film, but yes, we open on Jason underwater. It’s unclear when this takes place in relation to Part VI: Jason is decomposing but he’s still mostly meat. Let’s say it’s been months instead of years. However, the film then jumps ten years. The year is now... hold on to your butts... 1999. I know Jason still has about a decade left before he’s in space or something, but damn, it’s weird that this timeline works at all.

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