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astrolauu · 7 months

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eowyn, my love

#my trash #digital art #lord of the rings #lotr #fanart #my art #illustration #tolkien #eowyn

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vildo · 2 months

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Fëanor: no one’s dying on my watch

Fëanor: go die somewhere I can’t see you

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redbootsindoriath · 4 days

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Apparently in my absence this post had its 1000-notes-iversary.

This time we get to see the culprit responsible for ruining our heroes' lives as well.

I've really missed you guys, by the way. I know I've said that already, but I'm serious. Once or twice this year I've been right on the brink of coming back but schedule stuff always keeps me from letting myself commit to that again, and that in turn has kept me from posting anything at all. But I've been in an unexpected drawing mood lately and so if I can get enough stuff to set up a queue we might pretend I'm back for a month or so sometime this year. Maybe. Hopefully. We'll see. No promises though. That's why I'm hiding this paragraph under the cut.

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[Beren:] "Uhhh...barkeep...I think he's had enough now..." [Tolkien:] "No, I don't think he has...!"

#beren #bilbo #frodo #tolkien #túrin #the man the myth the legends #beowulf except everybody is short #one shiny #three shinies #everyone deserved better except mîm #what's this a happy ending #my trash #is this actually funny or am i just tired #i'm sorry professor tolkien #/end classification tags #túrin keeps becoming a bigger and bigger guy in my drawings and at this rate he's going to be way taller and broader than he should be #canonically he was really tall and broad but i don't think the professor meant like THIS #at least it makes him really distinct i guess #gonna be sufficiently intimidating for the dagor dagorath #but in the meantime he's just making beren look like a schoolkid in this doodle #(and as i'm sitting here writing these tags i suddenly realize i forgot túrin's white hair streaks again)#(tsk tsk shame on me)#(and didn't it say somewhere that beren's hair also turned grey...? i can't remember where it said that though)#(0 for 2 i have failed all of us)#ANYWAY in my absence tumblr apparently changed formatting again which is not cool but whatever #it's nice to draw again #i've had art block for like 9 months straight #and suddenly this month i suddenly was able to write AND draw again as if i never stopped #i've had writer's block since maybe 2021 so that was the most surprising part #weirdest thing ever but i'm not mad about it

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feanors-silmarils · 3 months

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Glorfindel: *to Maeglin* Why are you always such a sour face?

Maeglin: It’s my natural state

#tolkien #silmarillion #glorfindel #maeglin #lomion #tolkien crack #silmarillion trash #incorrect silmarillion quotes

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the-writing-warg · 2 years

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“But do not despise the lore that has come down from distant years; for oft it may chance that old wives keep in memory word of things that once were needful for the wise to know.” - Celeborn to Boromir, Farewell to Lorien, Fellowship of the Ring

Celeborn straight up told amazon to respect the original books and the people who love them so they ignored his existence

#the hobbit #lotr #hobbit #tolkien #amazon rings of power #lord of the rings #lotr rings of power #tolkien legendarium #anti rings of power #amazon is trash #lotr the rings of power #rings of power is bullshit #anti amazon #celeborn #lord celeborn #celeborn son of galadhon #lorien #lothlorien

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uglynovemberrain · 20 days

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What about coconut cheese would elves like it????? I NEED TO KNOWWW

Fëanor is not impressed... Maybe ask someone else?

#art #fan art #ask #fëanor #curufinwë #the silmarillion #silmarillion #silm art #the silmarillion art #jrr tolkien #middle earth #uglynovemberrain #my trash #crack

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remusjohnslupin · 3 months

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Hey, Tolkien fandom!

Do you guys ever just sit there, as peaceful as a hobbit in the Shire, lost in your own thoughts in a beautiful place, thinking about how blessed we all are to have read J.R.R Tolkien's writing, to have received the blessing of Christopher Tolkien's continuation of his father's work, and to have seen Peter Jackson's glorious adaptation of it all? Your chest expands whenever you think about the Battles of Beleriand (for good or ill), Beren and Lúthien's journey and how their love changed the course of Middle-earth, Theoden's speech when they were about to save Minas Tirith. Right?

But then...

You remember that Rings of Power exists. That it's a thing that's been made.

That's just sad. And an outright desecration.

#ropgarbage #srsly #I was reading the silmarillion for the 9374839th time #as I tend to do #and I took a break to check what tumblr was up to #and for some reason #even though I blocked all the rings of power tags #there was a rop content in my mentions which really couldn't have come at a worst time #and it hits you REALLY hard #like... how much of an insult rings of power is to our beloved professor's work #there are no words #you can make fun of me it's fine #fine I am a tolkien nerd... and proud of it #but I am genuinely angry #that this trash called rings of power #even exists #I will crap on this disgusting thing until the day I die

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siennahrobek · 2 years

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The ads for the Rings of Power series are hilarious.

“Tolkien fans are anxiously anticipating the Rings of Power series….”

Like hun. No we are not. No Tolkien fan is liking this. That’s why you have to bombard our social media feed with ads and fake good reviews.

#I hate it all #I will not accept it #so much media and shows are trash these days #and frankly this is not me being picky or petty #because I’m not #if I want good LOTR anything I will read the books or watch Jackson’s movies #thank GOD Tolkien isn’t here to see this bs #lotr #lord of the rings

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ceescedasticity · 4 months

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In humans, grinding or clenching teeth results in tooth enamel being worn down and soft dentin being exposed. This leads to painful sensitivity and makes the teeth vulnerable to additional problems.

While elves probably have super-enamel that just makes it super-enamel vs. super-enamel, combined with significant jaw strength, so I d think this would likely be an issue for elves, probably the most common issue. Traumatic injury is more dramatic, but not as common. So

#a tolkien tag #reckless application of spackle #'he's under so much stress I've found so many worn-down teeth in the trash…'

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hey-broship · 3 months

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Hot take but i dont see Tolkien as the type to throw parties at all

#he wouldnt want people trashing his parents' house #but hes definitely number one sleepover host #his friends would live in his house part time lol #tolkien black #token black #south park

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elenaire-marione-montes · 22 days

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Same Name, Different Ages.

Two Aredhels in different stories.

Aredhel Ar-Feiniel (Irissë)

"...she was fearless and hardy of heart, as were all the children of Finwë" ― Quenta Silmarillion, "Of Maeglin"

Aredhel, also called Ar-Feiniel or the White Lady of the Noldor, was the third child and only daughter of Fingolfin, High King of the Noldor, and Anairë who herself was also a Noldo. Her elder brothers were Fingon and Turgon, and her youngest brother was Argon. Much later in Beleriand, she became the mother of Maeglin, whose father was Eöl, "the Dark Elf".

Aredhel was tall and strong, fond of hunting and riding in the forests. Her skin was pale and her hair dark; she always wore silver and white. She was fond of the sons of Fëanor, especially Celegorm and Curufin.

Arelle Ar-Luinuen (Aredhel The Noble Blue Maiden; Aiarmaiue)

"...And Arelle Ar-Luinuen, a hushed awe fell over the gathered family members. Dressed in a beautiful robe with the hues of the morning sky. Dark brown with the silver highlights were her wavy braided hair, and her eyes sparkled like the seawater reflected under the sun." —The Elemmírion, Sinyatuilë (Draft)

Arelle Ar-Luinuen, named after the renowned Aredhel Ar-Feiniel, emerges as one of the characterd appeared in "The Elemmírion". Born on either 27 March 1991, her heritage weaves together the noble lineage of Elves and the mortal roots of humanity—25/32 Elf (Falmarin) and 7/32 Human.

She was proficient as a young markswoman by wielding a rifle, also her calling extends beyond the Seventh Age as she embraces the role of a healer. Her compassionate nature and innate understanding of both Elven and human anatomy make her a formidable force in mending wounds and ailments.

Brief Background: Arelle is the eldest daughter of Aiardil Alatarāto Oiolótë, a prominent Lord of the Valinorean Teleri and the current scion of the Great House of Olwë via the Off-branch House of Oiolótë, and Alcaro Tomislav Brković, son of a Peredhel Elanor II Artanárë who was sorted into Slytherin.

Etymology: The name "Arelle Ar-Luinuen" is a Telerin cognate of the Sindarin name meaning "Aredhel, the Noble Blue Maiden."