#tolkien humor

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

If Gandalf instead of Aragorn had been in charge at the Battle of the Black Gate:

Orc: Excuse me, oh Dark Lord?

Sauron: What is it???

Orc: There's someone to see you at the Morannon.

Sauron: Is it the Armies of the Free Peoples of the West, bringing me my One Ring?

Orc: No, Lord. It's two dwarves. They say they've come for tea.

#the hobbit #tolkien #lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #lotr rop #lotr trop #jrr tolkien #fantasy #lotr humor #Tolkien humor

[winwin17]

Before the Fellowship departs Rivendell, Sam is gloomily talking to Bill the Pony.

" 'Bill, my lad,' he said, 'you oughtn't to have took up with us. You could have stayed here and et the best hay till the new grass comes.' Bill swished his tail and said nothing."

😂😂

Tolkien's subtle humor tho.

#lotr #lord of the rings #samwise gamgee #bill the pony #rivendell #the fellowship of the ring #tolkien #jrr tolkien #jrrt #tolkien humor #lotr reread

[lifeimitatesmeme]

"Though the Stewards deemed that it was a secret kept only by themselves, long ago I guessed that here in the White Tower, one at least of the Seven Seeing Stones was preserved."

—Gandalf, The Pyre of Denethor, LOTR

#lotr memes #incorrect lotr quotes #lotr humor #tolkien humor #gandalf #pippin #lotr shitpost #lotr quotes #fool of a took

[maka1aure]

Maedhros the Tall and Mag(o)lor kirby

#''yeah I draw'' #the drawings: #yeah. anyway #maedhros #maglor #tolkien memes #silmarillion #silm #the silmarillion #tolkien humor #silmarillion memes #the ears on Maglor's onesie makes me think of loth cats :) #drawings #incorrect silmarillion quotes #(kinda)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#j r r tolkien #lord of the rings #lotr #twitter #tweets #tweet #meme #memes #funny #lol #humor

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny humor #funny meme #comedy #writing prompt #writing #lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien #irony #joke #parody #wholesome memes

[crowleysqu33n]

#tolkien humor #sleep talking #funny memes

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

#humor #shitpost #pls help #lotr memes #lotr #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #gandalf #jrr tolkien #hobbits #po tay toes

[morgulscribe]

What Could Have Been: The Topless Forest

At one point, Tolkien considered a very different name for Fangorn Forest, one which, ahem, would also have a problematic (and hilarious) secondary meaning.

"Owing to Boromir's treachery and Frodo's use of Ring the hunt fails. Merry and Pippin are distracted by loss of Sam and Frodo. They themselves get lost following echoes. They come to Entwash and the Topless Forest, and fall in with Treebeard and his Three Giants." --"The Story Foreseen From Moria," The Treason of Isengard, p. 210.

I wonder if Teleporno hangs out in the Topless Forest a lot...

#history of middle-earth #fangorn forest #ents #tolkien humor

[0-dear-rose-0]

european tweek is so real and it reminded me of the song lol

@clydethetacox

@spinthetags

#sp olympics #RAHH WATCH ME SLOWLY GIVE UP ON MAKING IT DETAILED #its so late #roseart #i hope you find some humor in this i feel like it could be an ep #maybe #craig tucker #tweek tweak #creek #technically hehe #wendy testaburger #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #stan marsh #butters stotch #tolkien black #south park #clyde donovan #you can barely see him tho #jimmy valmer

[vildo]

#they don’t call him teleporno for no reason #tolkien #lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #aragorn #celeborn #TELEPORNO #lotr #fotr #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect lotr #lotr movies #lotr fandom #lotr fotr #lotr shitpost #lotr crack #lotr funny #lotr humor #jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien #jirt #lothlorien #lotr memes #incorrect quotes #crack

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

#silm headcanons #the silm fandom #silmapolls #silmarillion #tolkien #lord of the rings #lotr #lotr rop #jrr tolkien #lotr trop #fantasy #the hobbit #lotr memes #Tolkien humor #humor #funny poll #tolkien polls #lotr poll

[winwin17]

It's only called Rivendell because Elrond's Daycare and Orphanage doesn't have that Elvish feel to it.

#lotr #rivendell #elrond's daycare and orphanage #lotr humor #lord of the rings #lotr fandom #lord of the rings fandom #literature #books and reading #fantasy #fantasy books #fantasy literature #tolkien #jrr tolkien #jrrt

[lifeimitatesmeme]

#tolkien humor #lotr memes #gandalf #bilbo baggins #dwarrowdelf #language humor

[maka1aure]

Tolkien's names are just incredible... the same man who named his ocs Elmo and Teleporno also took names from the periodic table AND came up with brilliance like Makalaure and Anarion.   also he invented grond

#things I find in my drafts from months ago #tolkien #silm #Tolkien elves #i mean I guess I can't judge him for Argon and Boron when I go by Radium online #Tolkien humor

[entishramblings]

Pippin: Do dragons fart fire?

Bilbo: I don't know.

Pippin: I thought you went to college.

#lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #pippin took #incorrect lotr quotes #lotr shitpost #LOTR shitposts #LOTR meme #lotr memes #lotr incorrect quotes #lord of the rings incorrect quotes #LOTR funny #LOTR humor #tolkien #queue you fools! #bilbo baggins