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jonerysquotes · 6 years
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The battle is almost won as it is, her men swarming like locusts over the few survivors from the other side. “Not him,” she says.
Her word spreads throughout her army - and the word of the khaleesi is law.
He is not to be harmed.
Battle Blood, by toesohnoes
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Daenerys catches sight of Jon for the first time on the battle field. She spares his life.
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alyseofwonderland · 7 years
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toesohnoes replied to your post: how can i have this many followers yet so few of...
Perhaps we are all ghosts.
Listen if Scooby-Do has taught me anything it’s that ghosts are just people in masks who are trying to lower the property value. And I am not down with that. 
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lupines-slash-recs · 5 years
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Rec: Sun and Starlight by toesohnoes
Rec: Sun and Starlight by toesohnoes
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Title: Sun and Starlight Author: toesohnoes Canon: The Defenders/MCU Pairing: Luke Cage/Danny Rand Rating: Teen [PG] Word Count: 3,131 Summary: Luke knows better than to fall for his best friend. That doesn’t stop him from doing it. (more…)
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unsettledreads · 4 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fright Night (2011) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Charley Brewster/Jerry Characters: Charley Brewster Additional Tags: Dubious Consent, Wall Sex Summary:
It's hard to kill a vampire as old as Jerry. When he comes back, he challenges Charley to come and meet him alone for a rematch: winner takes all.
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villierscy · 7 years
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toesohnoes replied to your post: ~
Settle down for the night and take care of yourself. You’re lovely and I’m glad you had a fun evening at least.
We did our character creation for D&D and also some world building for Hero Quest. I’m gonna be a proper geek girl. I can thank my dodgy work pattern for one thing, and that’s that I now have my weekend in the middle of the week. So that’s something. Thank you dear. <3
slightlytookish replied to your post: ~
Does weekend in the middle of the week mean you’re off work tomorrow? I hope so, and I hope it’s a good and relaxing day for you. I’d normally add a heart here but tumblr likes to turn it into code so. Imagine a heart?
It does yes, two days off and back to work Friday. Heart most certainly imagined, thank you <3
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dreamingofawolf · 7 years
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toesohnoes replied to your post “You know what, FUCK JAMIE OLIVER! I AM 28 AND I WANT FUCKING TURKEY...”
YES. HE IS FOREVER MY NEMESIS BECAUSE OF THIS.
Its irritating, because its like - don’t punish everyone because some parents can’t figure out not to feed their kids them everyday!
Remove them from schools, but given the rest of the processed crap you could buy in Iceland at the time, why take away something that brought joy?
If I ever meet him... *growls and shakes fist*
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sabrecmc · 6 years
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Any sugardaddy!Tony fics where Tony loves spoiling and taking care of Steve??
A few!  Some of them aren’t exactly sugar daddy fics, but close enough! Check these out, and, of course:
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Kept Man by toesohnoes: Tony has enough money to buy a small country if he wanted to (or a large one for that matter). All he wants to do is take care of Steve.
Who’s Your Sugar Daddy? by morphia: This was all tumblr's batmangambit’s fault, really. We were watching Captain America 60s cartoons and Tony gave Steve clothes and a place to stay and things got out of hand pretty fast.Anyway, yes. Clint says something, Steve becomes troubled. There are words.
I’ll Give You Gifts Until  You Know My Name by @everybodyilovedies: Mr. Stark is an extravagant gift-giver: he has the money for it, after all. As Iron Man, Tony has the opportunity to gift Steve even more presents that, while less expensive, are more heartfelt. Having a secret identity means Tony gets to have his cake and eat it too when it comes to showering Steve with presents.Until Steve starts developing feelings for his armored companion, and all the benefits of living a double life are turned on their head for Tony Stark.
Rich Man, Poor Man by sassyfangs13: Steve grew up in a time when sharing what little you had was the norm so when Tony starts buying him rediculous gifts he doesn't really know what to say.
Watching You, Watching Me by Comedia: There's a scrawny artist sitting on a bench by Stark Tower, and once Tony has noticed him he can't takes his eyes off the guy.
lonely boy goes to a rave by breakeven: Steve, whose face warms up at the sight of the shy tugging thing on Tony’s face, nearly giggles, but manages to control himself and carry on with dignity. He snorts elegantly, “I’d rather not visit the hospital with second degree burns all over my cock. So I guess we’re in agreement.”(1990s au where steve is a tiny mosh monster and tony is his older, rich boy toy and they have to figure out what it is they're doing exactly.)
A Simple Thing by kuro: Skinny and sickly art student Steve has somehow managed to land Tony Stark as his sugar daddy. But while Tony is certainly very sweet, he somehow doesn't seem to care about Steve all that much?
Maybe it’s all I’ve known by awesome_goddess_of_mischief: Tony loves Steve and Steve loves Tony. But those damn presents all the time...Steve does not want Tony to spend as much money on him and Tony doesn't understand. How is he suppose to be useful now? And how can he ever repay Steve? (heavy angst warning)
The Real Art is You by saruma_aki: Tony is a bit of a gift-giver and Steve only deserves the best, so you can bet on that perfect ass that Tony went all out.
Free Me From the Light by Renai_chan: Tony loves doting on Steve--LOVES it. Steve is just so sweet and honest and grateful and nice, and Tony can't help but proudly show him off to everyone and fawn over him with outrageous gifts and favors. The fact that he's hot, too, and that the sex is awesome doesn't even begin come in to play (though it certainly doesn't hurt).But then, the media and the public in general isn't known to be kind to relationships between billionaire bachelors and struggling young art students.And you can imagine how well that goes over with Steve.
Gift With Purchase Remix by sabrecmc: Gift With Purchase Remix wherein Steve actually is a hooker. But for a Really Sympathetic Reason.
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dailypowerfist · 7 years
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You would have to make a fanfiction's recommendation
Good idea: Fluff:>My personal fave: “Finding Home” by @capandshellheadhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/11076855It’s just fluffy pinning with some minor porn and Danny, Luke and Dani as a family. What’s not to like? (616)
> “You’re invited to your own wedding” by @uncaringport based on an edit by @powerfistmebro/ @punchportalshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/10864359Cute proposal stuff set in Marvel 616.
>”Sun and Starlight”, by toesohnoesCute fuffy pinning. (616)
Slow Burn:>”Hearts aren’t bulletproof” by @theindigorose https://archiveofourown.org/works/11926875Is off to a great start if you ask me. Good characterisation and an interesting AU. (MCU)
Porn:> All other Powerfist by @capandshellhead tbh. :Dhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/11862789  (MCU)https://archiveofourown.org/works/11799960  (616)https://archiveofourown.org/works/10028372  (616)
> The second chapter of “Procrastination Nation” by miss_furnisshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/7672777/chapters/18227551Just very fluffy but also porny porn. (616)
>”Balancing Acts” by Misachanhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/656624Porny pinning. With Luke having sex fantasies and stuff :) (USM-verse)
Ot3: Danny x Luke x Jess
> “Old World Blues” by Rennehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/662398Very moving potrayal of Danny. 10/10 would get sucked in an other dimension were this is canon. (616)
> “Pushing me” by WebbedUpKatanashttps://archiveofourown.org/works/2604083Threesome porn. Very cute tho.
> “Love is like a fist to the kidney” by doc_sockhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/102552Lots of stuff and porn and also Matt is there too.
There is so little Powerfist fic, so you should give some other a look :)I also didn’t tag the fics by Ironwingedhawk, since they are mine. lol.
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meganmazing · 7 years
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fics i read while on vacation
I went to australia to visit family last week, and boy oh boy are layovers and delays a joy - especially when you are not a person who easily sleeps on planes. To cope, I ended up downloading a bunch of long fics and binge read them all. The hardest part was just picking a few (lol) of what I read for this list.
Here are some of the ones I loved the most. They’re mostly cherik but there’s also a klance, a drarry, and a stony or two (or three) because those pairings are like my comfort food when it comes to fanfiction, and I needed that the past two weeks (hello, canceled flights and difficult support staff). These are also all rated either Mature or Explicit, so if that’s your thing, join me. This is a long one.
As always, if you want more recs from a whole host of pairings and more nonsensical gushing about why I love them, check out my bookmarks on my ao3: megamazing. All links below go to the ao3 version of the work. Click the titles for the link even if the little line doesn’t show up under them. And don’t forget to leave kudos for the authors and share the love!
CHERIK
No Longer in Silence by Black_Betty  26k  Rating: E
It has been eight years since Charles has seen Erik. Eight years since they parted under unkind circumstances and Erik went off to sea. The boy he once knew is Captain Lehnsherr now and they are as known to one another as strangers, and yet--Charles finds that eight years has done nothing to diminish the feelings he had when he was 16 and in love.
It's unfortunate then that Erik doesn't feel the same way.
(Persuasion AU)
The writing in this is incredible, truly. It’s in Charles’ perspective and the emotion coming from him throughout this one kills me in the worst and best ways. And Erik, my utter love. It’s based on Persuasion, so it’s Jane Austen, so you know damn well that there will be misunderstandings galore, and yet...
I usually avoid non-powered AU like the plague, but I gave this a shot and I am so, so glad that I did. Regardless of whether you like/know the story it’s based on, you will fall in love. It is heartwarmingly romantic, and still earns it’s rating in the end. This is a forever-rec, fit for everyone, and i will be shouting it from the rooftops forever.
Tessellation by nekosmuse  116k+  Rating: E
He had been following Xavier's career for years. He had read and reread and reread again everything the man had written. He had tried, on more occasions than he could count, to recruit Xavier into the Brotherhood, but each request for a meeting had been denied. Aside from his work, no one knew anything about Xavier. Not what he looked like, not the full extent of his power--though from what little they did know, he was by far the most powerful telepath in existence--and not what his intentions were.
The man was a recluse. As far as Magneto knew, Xavier had never once stepped foot outside his impenetrable Westchester manor. And now he was scheduled as the keynote speaker for the largest pro-mutant conference in the world.
This is the novel length cherik AU fic you didn’t know you needed. To be fair, I do not read many fics involving Genosha, but I may be reconsidering my preferences after this one because I WAS IN LOVE. It deals not only with all the romance/love/fluff/banter I adore with cherik, but it really gets into Charles and his disability as well as his relationship/history with alcohol. The relationship feels so genuine and believable that I was smiling and aching for these two by turns. I also love Emma in this? More Emma in fics, please.
Mutually Beneficial Transaction by Pookaseraph  41k+  Rating: E
In his sophomore year at Columbia University, Erik, feeling slowly strangled by his mounting college debt, places an add on a sugar daddies website. He doesn't know exactly what to expect from it, but when he's contacted by a man named Charles who seems less creepy than the other people who have responded to his profile, he decides to give it a shot. Charles is nothing like what he expected, and Erik finds himself slowly falling in love with his sugar daddy while trying to find out exactly what caused this amazing guy to buy his emotional and sexual intimacy when he clearly deserves so much more than that.
Pulled straight from the highly emotional comment I left on the fic immediately after reading: “This story is fucking fantastic. In every way. I usually steer clear of non-powered AUs, but holy shit I am so glad I clicked on this one. I'm in love with their love and you wrote this so fucking beautifully my emotions are all over the place. I will rec this until I die. All the love and kudos to you <3″ Here is me, holding up my end of the rec’ing bargain. I was in A State after finishing this story, if you couldn’t tell. The relationship between our boys here is so complicated and vastly different from what I've read before.  
If you are looking for sexy humor and angst for days, then look no further. I wanted to hug them both, constantly. They needed it.
Urban Legend by toesohnoes  10k+  Rating: M
They say that if you stand in front of a mirror and say his name three times Magneto will appear. Charles has never believed in urban legends and he's never been capable of turning down a dare.
Urban Legend was downright mesmerizing. It reads kind of like a campfire story (but with M rated bits, so maybe not one for the kiddies), and the atmosphere it created was elegantly creepy. Because i came in already loving Eric, part of me was rooting for him and Charles, while the other half was screaming for Charles to GTFO.
You Know My Name by dvs  11k+   Rating: M
Erik and Charles are spies with something in common.
Look. I know this isn't a Man From U.N.C.L.E. fic, but it gave me MFU feels and it does the Cherik relationship beautifully, so it pretty much has it all. Erik is Bond, Charles is charming, and I am craving more of this universe. It’s fast paced and from Erik’s POV, and tbh I just found the whole thing dangerously sexy. Plus, the plotty bits were right up my alley.
Tale As Old As Time by madneto  44k+   Rating: M
Charles is a bibliophile living with his stepbrother in a remote village. Erik is a lonely prince with an affliction he doesn't know how to control. Logan is the greatest hunter in the whole world.
Pretty much what it says on the tin. If you've seen Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" you know pretty much exactly what you're getting into. Lots of fluff.
So, you may or may not know I love Beauty and the Beast. And yet somehow, despite that, I wasn’t totally convinced that I was going to love this fic. WRONG. I was so wrong to doubt. It was everything you want out of this kind of AU, while still holding true to Charles and Erik. The story feels very much like it’s own thing, which is so important to me in AU stories. I also love the way the author played with mutations and the curse. I desperately want to give more specifics, but I feel like it would spoil things? Which is weird for a AU this well-known, but I really felt like this author made it their own.
Final quick mention: Love Runs Out by ikeracity   24k+   Rating: M
Just yes. This is one of my absolute favorite modern!AU with powers fics. It's just so sweet and loving and it makes me happy. Apartment complex neighbors, a whole host of mutants, and a community center that made me smile so much. You need a good, fluffy read every once in awhile, okay?
STONY
Rom-Commed By Fate (Or JARVIS) by leashy_bebes   14k+   Rating: E
The best thing about being an Artificial Intelligence is the ability to parse, filter and modify the things people say until you've got the cause to do exactly what you wanted in the first place. Or, in which JARVIS cock blocks Tony into having an actual relationship.
This has everything I love about stony in one form or another, and I was so jazzed to see that I hadn’t already read it! How I missed it, I have no idea. Steve’s characterization in particular really hit the nail on the head for me. It is so sweet (I am seriously understating the fluff here, trust me you will melt) and sexy, and like I said before, we all need some good, happy fics once in awhile. Break up the angst-fest with what I pretty much consider required reading for fans of stony. It’s like a little taste of everything there is to love, with minimal angst.
JARVIS is an honorary Avenger in my book, and I love the Avengers fam dynamics. Fight me.
Any Other Way of Loving by brandnewfashion  27k+   Rating: E
In which Steve is bad at dating, Tony isn’t, and neither of them are as subtle as they think.
I have re-read this one multiple times. Not even on purpose, just because I keep gravitating back to it somehow, and I love it more every single time. It’s fake dating, but is it? Totally. Maybe. Our boys are a bit slow on the uptake. I love their dialogue in this one. Bants for days. I will die on the hill of Tony Stark, and this fic has great Tony POV. Also, great pinning on both ends. (that sounds dirty, but I don’t actually mean it that way this time)
The Last Love Song of Anthony E. Stark by jibrailis   42k  Rating: E
After contracting an Asgardian virus, Tony starts forgetting things. And people. And Steve.
So if you read that summary above, you can probably guess that this one is not fluffy. There are wonderfully heartwarming and heart-wrenching moments that make you feel all the things, but I don’t think I would call it fluffy. It’s Tony POV all the way, and that makes the pain even worse! This story is so good. The writing is spot-on, and the style of storytelling had me hooked.  
Wanna feel pain and sadness and read a really moving story that has a genuine plot? What if I told you that there are also sexytimes, and pinning, and on-point jokes and moments that hurt my heart and melted it at the exact same time? Not convinced? Asgard roadtrip. With Loki and Sif. Also, Steve loves Animal Crossing. Did I mention the sexytimes?
Specifically, I found the way that Tony dealt with everything happening to be completely accurate for the character, and the same goes for Steve, Loki and Sif. And stony low-key feels until they are very much no longer low-key. But the memory loss hits you harder every time, and the aspect of unreliable narration absolutely killed it.
DRARRY
Reparatio by astolat   17k+   Rating: E
Draco snorted. “I’m not reduced to penury. I want something considerably beyond money, and I rather think you’re the only one can give it to me.”
“You want the Invisibility Cloak,” Harry said, flatly. He’d half expected as much; it was the only thing he had that Draco could want—
“Don’t be stupid, Potter,” Draco said. “I want my reputation back.”
It’s that thing that looks like fake dating, but is really, really not. You know what I’m talking about. It also looks like friends with benefits, but who are they kidding? Not me. Barely even kidding themselves, and even then it’s not for very long. Draco and Harry banter fuels me. This one is Harry POV, and it’s very well done. Draco is also cunning and strategic, which so many people tend to drop off in favor of just making him just a sassy prick, and I was so here for all of that. Pretty sure Harry was too, deep down.
The one thing that had me going, hmmmm, is that Ron and Hermione are not together, but there is no drama there so it’s really not a big enough deal to make me put it down. No character bashing, which is a must for me.  
KLANCE
Don’t Break Connection, Baby by princedeadend   38k+   Rating: M
Keith works part-time as a phone sex operator and receives a prank call from Lance. This does not go as planned for Lance. Thus begins the adventure of our dear sweet goofball continuing to call Keith to fuck with him (but not like fuck fuck with him...at least not yet). And y'know, eventually having legit conversations with him and getting attached and growing on Keith. Summaries are not my strong point, alright?
aka the phone sex operator fic no one asked for
Maybe no one asked for it, but I certainly needed it. This was one of those “why-not” clicks for me, since I don’t usually go for this kinda thing, but WHERE HAS THIS FIC BEEN ALL MY LIFE. I loved every second. The humor, the banter, the perfectly written sexytimes, and the awkwardness you just knew was gonna happen the minute you read the summary, were gorgeously timed and executed.
This is a rom-com in fic form, but a bit more graphic. Lance and Keith being happy and smile-y with each other is my kink. This fic also reminded me that phone sex is a great, great thing indeed. Not to mention, Lance has a bit of a praise kink? Sort of? Say what you want, I’m here for that.
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brightnshinyrecs · 5 years
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Fandom: Doctor Who
Author: toesohnoes
Rating: PG
Characters: Jack Harkness/Ninth Doctor
Summary:  Jack ends up in police custody. An old friend is there to bail him out - as long as he can keep any spoilers to himself.
Reccer’s Note: In which a post-'The Parting of the Ways' Jack meets a pre-'The Parting of the Ways' Ninth Doctor and it's all very Jack and cheerful longing and bittersweet and lovely.
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alyseofwonderland · 7 years
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toesohnoes replied to your post:Perhaps we are all ghosts.Listen if Scooby-Do has taught me anything.... 
Perhaps all your followers are sitting at home, wearing masks, slowly lowering property values while reblogging your posts.
as long as they are lowering property values in rich white neighborhoods we are good. Make those fuckers loose on their investments in their model homes and gated communities. 
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sabrecmc · 7 years
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Hi! I love your work! Currently addicted to The Prize!!!!!!! I was wondering if you have any fic recs where Steve's serum is removed and Tony has to reassure him he loves him? I desperately need some fluffy angst
Hmmm...let’s see...these aren’t all exactly what you’re describing, but I think they are close and definitely good reads!
PLEASE LEAVE A KUDOS AND COMMENT FOR YOUR AUTHORS!
Hero Worship by @wordsplat:  It's the morning of their honeymoon, and the absolute last thing either of them were expecting was Loki's wedding gift. Steve is turned small, Tony is turned truthful, and everything is fluff and smut and rainbows.
Size Doesn’t Matter by @izazov: An incident results in Steve reverting to his pre-serum body. It may be the worst thing that has happened to Tony Stark. Or the best.
This Has Happened Before by kamaete: Tony wakes up in the hospital and his first order of business is to flirt with his cute nurse. Steve isn't a nurse, but he's not quite Captain America right now either. Regardless, he is there when Tony wakes up.(Tony has temporary amnesia while in the hospital, Steve is de-serumed presumably in the same event that injured Tony.)
Ain’t No Drinking Man by archwrites:  Steve’s skinny and asthmatic again, thanks to AIM. On the plus side, he can get drunk for the first time in seventy years. On the minus side, he kissed Tony, and now he’s skinny, asthmatic, and pining for his best friend. The first two conditions may be curable. The third is giving him some trouble.
Smoke and Mirrors by Tsuki_Amano: ‘Everything special about you came out of a bottle!’Steve always assumed that the serum would be permanent. But when a unlucky encounter reverts him back to his state before he had the serum, he has to readjust to his old body.Lucky for him, Tony Stark's always up to making sure his boyfriend feels good about himself.
Losing It All by toesohnoes: The Avengers all lose their abilities. Tony can't help but be distracted by Steve's small stature.
Flawed by usedupshiver: "There was some pretty nasty bruising and they have no way of knowing what the removal of the serum might do to you on a cellular level and -””Tony, shut up.” There was something gritty and standoffish about this version of Steve that Tony wasn't familiar with. The prickly aura of a man with too much to prove. ”Look at me. I'm the poster boy for 'something wrong'."
We Just Clicked by @imafriendlydalek:  Tony and Happy are having lunch when a camera shutter clicks behind him. The photographer behind the lens might be hundred-ish pounds of attitude balled up in a feisty blond package that only goes up to Tony’s chin, but there's something about that defiant look that Tony finds intriguing. (not de-serumed, but very good skinny!Steve)
It’s Not the Size of the Boat (It’s the Motion of the Ocean) by Renai_chan: Steve gets temporarily de-serumed, but that doesn't mean he can't still top the heck out of his boyfriend.
It’s Not the Size of the Boat (its the Motion of the Ocean) by someidiothasice (yes, same title as the above): "This isn't a bad thing."Steve gaped at Tony. He deliberately looked down at his once-again scrawny body and back up at him. "Look at me. Loki turned me back into a weakling. With asthma. There is no way that Fury will ever let me be Captain America again. Not like this. And that was the last thing from my past that I had to hold onto. How can this possibly not be a bad thing?"
De-Serumed Steve + Protective!Tony by sabrecmc:  exactly what it says
Tony Stark and the Sentinel of Liberty by @sineala:  When Project Rebirth fails, leaving the super-soldier serum inert in his veins, Steve Rogers is forced to bid goodbye to his dream of defending his country -- at least, in the way he'd always envisioned it. But his prospects in that regard aren't entirely bleak: he takes a job as chronicler for Tony Stark, the former Marvels adventurer who now serves his country in his typical unorthodox style, hunting down mystical relics before the Nazis can find them. At Tony's side in the jungles of Peru, Steve discovers that the serum works after all -- but it works in ways he could never have imagined.
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