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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.
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gummybearinthehouseee · 7 months
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annabeth in 1st grade: look under there
some kid: under where
annabeth: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician-
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xx0yeet-everything0xx · 10 months
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percy: i don't think nico's ever gone to sleep before 5am, and its really just concerning at this point
percy: let's not even talk about jason. he wakes up at 4:45am on the dot, every morning, without an alarm clock. that's terrifying.
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heyimboredtalktome · 2 years
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weiyjling · 3 months
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Jason: So let me get this straight.
Percy: More like let me run this bi you.
Leo: Let’s see how this pans out.
Reyna: Stop. We should ace-ess the situation.
Piper: Lesbian actual team of functioning people, okay?
Nico: I’m gay…
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venusleontios55555 · 10 months
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Leo Valdez: “There’s something seriously wrong with you!”
Nico Di Angelo: “...Coming from you, that's actually a little worrying.”
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landstedelesbian · 5 months
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Percy: I've heared Connor is in jail, is that true ? Travis: Yeah, for something he didn't do Percy: What didn't he do ? Travis: Run fast enough
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white-moon-kitty · 1 year
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Percy: *reading a newspaper*
Headline: BREAKING: Nico di Angelo and Will Solace reportedly spotted in gay bar
Percy: okay? "Fork spotted in kitchen?" Come on now
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sarcasm-and-stiles · 5 months
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Y/N, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Percy: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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thatoneangryduck1 · 24 days
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Argo II debating on weather or not to save Nico:
Hazel: "That is my brother. We are saving him."
Leo: "I get Hazel really, but tbh he's kinda weird and creppy so OMG HAZEL PUT DOWN THE CHAIR-"
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TRUE 😭
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Nico: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Jason: Just rip the bandage off.
Nico: It’s Percy.
Jason: Put the bandage back on.
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gummybearinthehouseee · 5 months
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percy *about annabeth*: my girlfriend has been listening to too much crime podcasts and now she knows too much
percy: yesterday she just said “bodies don’t float if you puncture the lungs” so if I go missing TELL THE COPS SHE DID IT
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echo-stimmingrose · 9 months
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Nico: Everytime... I think.... I'm the fucked up one of this group....
Nico:..... Leo...
Nico: You open your mouth...
Nico: and I'm like naw.... Naw I'm doing fine....
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heyimboredtalktome · 2 years
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goblinwithartsupplies · 6 months
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Annabeth: I wonder why Medusa didn’t reform when the doors of death were open.
Percy: because I still have her head in a box at my apartment
Annabeth: I thought you sent it to the gods?
Percy: Poseidon gave my mother one last favor
Annabeth: Percy. What does that mean?
Percy: my mom never divorced Gabe.
Annabeth: …
The seven:…
The gods: …
Poseidon: what a woman
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